MrRant 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 A Spartanburg mother is accused of stabbing her son several times Christmas morning, but her son is the person facing charges. City police say it appears the mother, 45-year-old Tammy Jones, stabbed her son because he urinated on her while she slept in her bed. 21-year-old Michael Anthony Carson, nicknamed Pooh Bear, is charged with aggravated assault and battery. Police arrested him at his mother's home on Wednesday. City police say Jones stabbed her son six times with a butcher knife. He suffered wounds to his shoulder, calf, and chest. Witnesses in the house heard Jones say "why did you pee on me Pooh Bear?" A few moments later, the witness heard the son say "Mama you done stabbed me." http://www.wspa.com/midatlantic/spa/news.a...12-26-0008.html Enough of that campaign 2008 BS. Here is the real news. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Wait, so for a golden shower he gets aggravated assault and battery, but the mom who STABBED HER OWN SON SIX FUCKING TIMES WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE is cool? On Christmas morning, too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Finally, real news comes back to the CE folder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 No matter what the context, "mama you done stabbed me" is always funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2008 Well, Jeff Foxworthy and Bill E just got tons of new material. And if this story doesn't make you stand up and sing, "God Bless America" then nothing will dammit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2008 Why did you pee on me Pooh Bear? It's hard to breathe right now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
