Tony149 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2008 [i]Tell me the story of how you ended up here I've heard it all in the hospital[/i] EMT Tim Cash and Officer Tango Bosley come out to the tune of "Hospital Beds" by Cold War Kids, the only thing keeping the arena from complete silence. BUFFER Wrestling fans, this is a first round Anderson Cup bout! Introducing first, the #8 seed in the MWC Conference, from the OAOAST First Responders Unit, DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY and EMT TIM CASH... RESCUE 9-1-1! * scattered applause * Despite the lukewarm reception the guys are in high spirits, likely because they know this is their best shot at ever receiving a tag title shot. If not for the children Tango and Cash would look like fools walking down the aisle with their hands out as the rebellious teens and cynical public shun their goody to-shoes image. COLE Here’s a team still learning the ropes in the OAOAST, but what a feather in the cap it would be for Rescue 911 if they upset the top ranked team in the MWC and advanced to the semi-finals. COACH They’ll need pigs to fly and hell to freeze over in the next 5 minutes for that to happen. [I]Tailored suits, show of your cars Fine hotels and big cigars Up for grabs, up for a price[/I] CPA sweeps the area Secret Service-style before giving his boss and company the OK to proceed. BUFFER Their opponents, accompanied by the Chief Finanical Officer of the Enterprise MACKENZIE DECENZO and Director of Security Christopher Patrick Allen, otherwise known as CPA…the #1 seed in the MWC Conference and the 2007 Anderson Cup winners… CHRISTIAN WRIGHT and THEODORE MONEYMAKER! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" It’s casual Thursday for the Enterprise and Mackenzie takes advantage of the lax dress code, sporting a tight black t-shirt with red lips on the front with the phrase “I feel pretty“ on the top and “Oh so pretty“ underneath. COACH Isn’t that a great shirt, Michael? Of course it is. You know why? Because not only is it available now on ShopOAOAST-dot-com but it was designed by Mackie’s girlfriend Alix Maria Spezia and made with love and care by Honduras schoolchildren! COLE (gasps) How terrible! COACH What, you want more? ‘Cuz I got more. If you buy the shirt in the next 10 minutes you’ll receive a free batch of cookies courtesy of Mrs. Spezia’s Sweeties! Mackenzie strips Teddy and CW of their attire and hands them to the ring boy as the bell sounds. * DINGDINGDING * Rescue 911 manage to pop the crowd, at least the females and possibly a few males, by removing their getup only to be ambushed by Wright and Moneymaker! COLE Uh-oh. Rescue 911 in trouble early. Both teams exchange blows in the center of the ring, and it’s Christian Wright and Theodore Moneymaker who gain the upper hand following stereo eye rakes. Irish whip, but Rescue 911 duck a pair of clotheslines and floor Moneymaker and Wright on the rebound with flying back elbows! “YEAH!” Teddy and CW reorganize outside with Mackenzie DeCenzo. Moneymaker steps back in and locks up with Detective Bosley, driving his knee into the midsection before ramming one of law enforcement’s finest into the buckle. * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Bosley turns the table and hammers away on Moneymaker. He whips Theodore to the far corner but runs into a BIG BOOT and then a clothesline! THEODORE :lol: Following a scoop slam the Billion Dollar Heir falls back from the second rope, but misses the big elbow as Detective Bosley rolls away! COLE Theodore Moneymaker got greedy. He wanted to end this early and it backfired. I guess you can say the check bounced, Coach. COACH (sarcastically) Ha, ha. Bosley wrings Moneymaker’s arm and then bars it as he tags EMT Tim, who comes off the top with a double axe across the outstretched arm of Theodore Moneymaker. After his arm is wrung again the Billion Dollar Heir is grounded with an arm drag. With the EMT’s knee pressed up against the side of his head Moneymaker uses his long reach to RAKE THE EYES! Christian Wright places his foot on the top rope and Theodore Moneymaker smashes Tim’s face into it. * TAG * Now the legal man, Christian Wright bombards EMT Tim with a series of punishing European uppercuts and knife-edge chops. He shoots him off to the ropes and snaps the first responder over with a powerslam! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Quick tag from Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright, and the Billion Dollar Heir works Tim over in the corner with more chops and big right hands. When ordered to back away Theodore is happy to oblige as it allows CW to CHOKE TIM WITH THE TAG ROPE! COACH All right, Cole. Here’s the opportunity for you to start whining about the need for a second official. COLE Why bother? It’s obvious nobody is listening. Teddy whips Tim to the ropes and winds up paying for it as the EMT ducks under an attempted back elbow smash and nails him on the rebound with a CROSS BODY! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! EMT Tim smartly tags out. Fresh as a daisy Detective Bosley has an extra bounce to his step, catching Moneymaker flush in the jaw with a running dropkick! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Irish whip, and Bosley MILITARY PRESSES the Billion Dollar Heir before SLAMMING him on the canvas! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO!! A tag is made and Detective Bosley SLINGSHOTS his partner into the ring…but Theodore gets the KNEES UP as EMT Tim splashes down on him! COACH Rescue 911 wrote a check their ass couldn’t cash. Kinda like Patrick Crayton of the Dallas Cowboys, choking in a big spot. Theodore tags in the fresh man and CW drills Tim with a SUPERKICK! ONE... TWO... Save by Bosley! MACKENZIE :angry: Christian shakes it off and rolls forward with Tim across his shoulder blades. COLE The Bank Roll! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! Again Bosley makes the save, much to the displeasure of Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright. "9-1-1!" "9-1-1!" "9-1-1!" Mackenzie attempts to quell the chants with verbal insults only incites the crowd further. WRIGHT SILENCE! [size="3"]"9-1-1!" "9-1-1!" "9-1-1!"[/size] COACH Tim’s gonna need somebody to call 911 once the Enterprise are done with him. CW looks to finish Tim with the Conversion Rate, but the EMT counters with a suplex! “YEAH!” The drama builds as EMT Tim crawls to his corner in search of the tag. Detective Bosley reaching out as far as he can without losing his grip on the tag rope. Christian Wright sees Tim out of the corner of his eye and tries to stop the (hot) tag…but is too late! “YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE There it is! There's the tag! Bosley comes in a house afire, decking both Wright and Moneymaker. After slamming both he fires CW into the ropes and levels him with a dropkick. EMT Tim gets back involved, knocking the Billion Dollar Heir to the outside with a clothesline, but his momentum sends him falling out as well. COLE Keep a close eye on CPA and Mackenzie. COACH Like they’d do anything. Detective Bosley signals it’s time for Christian Wright’s Arrest & Trial, but the Natural floats over and spikes him with the STOCKMARKET CRASH!! ONE... TWO... THREE! * DINGDINGDING * [i]You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Money talk[/i] BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match, advancing to the semi-finals of the 2008 Anderson Cup... THEODORE MONEYMAKER and CHRISTIAN WRIGHT!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE A valiant effort on the part of Rescue 911, but in the end Christian Wright and Theodore Moneymaker were too much for them to handle. COACH If you’re going to play with fire, Cole, you just might get burnt. Rescue 911 learned the hard way. COLE So we now know Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright will face D*LUX in one of the semi-final bouts in the MWC Conference. Here’s what’s on tap for next week. [b][color="#9932CC"]2008 ANDERSON CUP [/color] Los Infernales Conference: Jumbo & Deuce Deuce Bigelow vs. Team Heyross Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference: Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew vs. Love Doctors[/b] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
