King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2008 (edited) [color="orange"][size=4]And now, THE OAOAST SPINEBUSTAAAAAHHH~~! OF THE WEEK![/color][/size] [b]Courtesy: [color="orange"]OAOAST HeldDOWN~![/color][/b] [quote]ANGLESAULT In that case, you need a partner. And what you also need is a lesson. A lesson in 'international relations', shall we say. See, this issue with Jamie O'Hara, it's all about differences. He talks different to you, acts differently, dresses differently... [i]wrestles[/i] differently. You saw Faqu and Blonde out there. Opposites attract sometimes. You need to learn to realise that you can't just attack people because they don't wrestle how you like to wrestle, or act how you want them to act. So, what better way to get this issue done and dusted than to team... oh, yes, the doctors are happy to clear him for competition as soon as the New Year is rung in... so, you'll be teaming in the Anderson Cup, with Jamie O'Hara! BLACK WOT!? YOU'VE LOST YOUR BLOODY MIND, MATE! I AIN'T TEAMIN' WITH 'IM, NO WAY... ANGLESAULT Oh, and while you're still ironing out your differences, you might need some 'encouragement'. So, if you don't get along in the Anderson Cup, you'll be suspended. Again! BLACK This is... this is bollocks, this is! ANGLESAULT And it's final. Still fuming, Black turns around and storms out of the office...[/quote] [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/papacita/OAOAST/syndicatedannouncers.jpg] SCHIAVONE Alright fans, you just saw a reminder from a couple of weeks ago about what went down, Nathaniel Black backing himself into a corner with our president AngleSault. He demanded opportunity. Well, he got one, but in the form of a place in the Anderson Cup with the man he put on the injury list Jamie O'Hara. And you heard the topper to that, AngleSault saying that if the two could not co-exist then Black would find himself suspended once again. Jesse "The Body" here with me, Jesse, your thoughts? VENTURA Well, I gotta say I don't really understand it. It seems a little vindictive to me. SCHIAVONE It seems to me that AngleSault is just trying to end this long standing issue between Black and O'Hara, once and for all. VENTURA By forcing them to team together? SCHIAVONE Well, if that's what it takes. If the issue is a clash of styles or a clash or personalities then perhaps the best course is to team them up and force them to find a common ground. VENTURA We'll see I guess. .:CUE: "Chelsea Dagger", The Fratellis:. The lights alternate between red, white and blue through the intro to the song, boos ringing out the moment Nathaniel Black steps out onto the stage. Black raises his arms in the air with a sour look on his face before marching to the ring. BUFFER This contest is a Quarter Final Match in the Los Infernales Conference of the 2008 Anderson Cup, scheduled for one fall! Introducing, team number one. The number eight seeds in the Los Infernales Conference... first, from London, England. Weighing in at two hundred and thirty eight pounds... NNAAAAATHHAAAANNIIIEEEEELLLLLL... BBLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCKK!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Black slides partway under the bottom rope so he's facing into the crowd, staring out at them with contempt for a few seconds until he bridges up to his feet. SCHIAVONE Black competed in the 2006 Anderson Cup, as a part of "Glory By Anarchy". Look that one up under 'where are they now', folks. "OOOOOOOOIIIIIIII!" With another lookg of contempt Black turns to the entrance way, as "Fix Up, Look Sharp" by Dizzee Rascal pumps through the arena. The fans come alive as Jamie O'Hara strides out for the first time in who knows how long, swaggering down the aisle and already mouthing off to his 'partner'. BUFFER And, from Birmingham, England... weighing in at one hundred and seventy pounds... "THE BIRMINGHAM BAD BOY" JJJAAAAAAAMMMMMIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE OOOOOO'HHHHHHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" O'Hara enters the ring via a springboard, hardly endearing himself to his technically sound partner. It doesn't take long for tensions to spill over as O'Hara and Black suddenly square off, exchanging just words for now, mainly thanks to referee Mike Chioda stepping in between them. VENTURA Uh-oh. They gotta be careful here, unless they wanna get suspended. SCHIAVONE I'm sure they don't. Especially not Jamie. He only returned to action at the start of the month in the battle royal at New Year's Spectacular, before just this past week on Syndicated getting his first win back over Vinny Valentine. As the two unwilling partners continue to mouth off in the ring, pink and yellow lights begin to flood the stage. Geri Halliwell's version of "It's Raining Men", a song that no straight man could love (not even the two fellow Englishmen in the ring) begins to play, bringing out, unsurprisingly, no straight men! The masked pink luchadors, Los Diablos De Fuego, bound out and share a raunchy dance on the stage before making their flamboyant way to ringside. Mariachi makes a quick detour, shaking what [i]Dios[/i] gave him in front of a couple of clearly uncomfortable young men. BUFFER And, their opponents! At a total combined weight of three hundred and fourty pounds... they are the number one seeds in the Los Infernales Conference. From sunny Cabo San Lucas... the sexiest team in AAAAALL of Mehico! MORACCA and MARIACHI... LLLOOOOSSS DDIIIIIIAAAAAAAABBLLLLLLOOOOOOOSSSSS DDEEEEEEEEE FFFFFUUUUUEEEEEEEGGOOOOOOOOOO!!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" SCHIAVONE The surprise package of last year's Anderson Cup, last year's losing finalists, Los Diablos De Fuego from Cabo San Lucas in Mexico. And by virtue of their conference winning performance last year, they are seeded number one in the Los Infernales Conference in 2008. VENTURA And you see the importance of the seedings right here in full effect. We've seen a couple of really tight 4 v 5 pairings in this year's competition, one of which the only match so far to go against the seeding. Los Diablos, as number one seeds, getting [i]on paper[/i] the best draw possible against the Anderson Cup's black sheep team. SCHIAVONE And speaking of sheep, Los Diablos bringing their lucky mascot El Ovéja with them tonight! Right on cue, the camera zooms in on the inflatable sheep doll in Moracca's hand. VENTURA That is wrong on so many levels. Los Diablos climb the turnbuckles, the same turnbuckles that is, to salute the crowd. Moracca at the front reaches back and kisses Mariachi on the cheek of his mask before they jump down and proceed to dance again. This the only thing to unite Black and O'Hara so far, the two warring Brits ending their arguement as they stare at their opponents. Noticeably disgusted, Black quickly elects himself to start the match. And sure enough, the arguement starts right back up. VENTURA Looks like we've got a problem deciding who's gonna start out. Tag team wrestling is so much about trust and I don't think either of these guys trusts the other to do what they want them to. A recipe for disaster. In their corner, Moracca and Mariachi share a good luck kiss. O'Hara and Black most certainly do not. But there is some progress, as one way or the other it's settled that Black will get to start the match. *DINGDINGDING!* That decision seems to go down well with Mariachi, pantomiming to Moracca that Black is much 'chunkier' than his partner is. Both Black and O'Hara manage to take offence to that as the referee tells them to lock it up. Black loosens up his wrists and prepares to do just that, but comes to a halt when Mariachi literally [i]skips[/i] out of his corner. SCHIAVONE I don't think Black knows quite what to make of Los Diablos. Not something you encounter in London, England every day. VENTURA Depends what part of London you're in. Black puts the flamboyance of his opponent aside and finally locks up, twisting out on the arm and going behind Mariachi with a waistlock. Put together the words 'going behind' and 'Mariachi' and you probably get where I'm going with this. Suffice is to say, Mariachi considers himself to be getting the best out of this situation, Black releasing the waistlock and pushing Mariachi away in horror. MORACCA HO - MIES! "HO - MIES!" "HO - MIES!" "HO - MIES!" "HO - MIES!" As Nathaniel tries to get the referee to make Mariachi 'fight fair', the Mexican issues a come and get me to Black by wiggling his shiny pink tush at him. Black responds to that by clubbing him in the back however. A European uppercut rocks Mariachi up against the ropes, setting him up for an irish whip. As Black sets himself though, Mariachi goes low with a baseball slide. Evading that, Black tries to drop an elbow, only for Mariachi to slither out of the way and cause the Brit to hit nothing but canvas. An arm wringer awaits Black as he gets back up, but going to submissions doesn't work out well for La Diablo, Black able to slink his free arm between Mariachi's, break the hold and apply a 3/4 headlock before the luchador can barely blink! BLACK YEH! WHADDAYA THINK OF YOUR 'OMIE NAH!? The fans boo, their spirits lifted seconds later as Black loses concentration and allows Mariachi to front flip and escape the cravate. Hitting the ropes, Mariachi then throws himself at Black with a headscissors takeover! SCHIAVONE Black has been very vocal about hating his tag partner's style of wrestling, I wonder how he feels about lucha libre? VENTURA I'd guess not great. Back up, Black throws a forearm at the zipping Mariachi, the luchador running underneath and coming back off the ropes with a crossbody block. Black manages to catch Mariachi in his arms. But his attempt to throw him up in the air backfires, when Mariachi hangs onto the arm and pulls him over with an armdrag variation. *SMOOCH!* 'Tag' is made between Los Diablos, Moracca heading straight for the top and springing at Black with a Flying Crossbody! SCHIAVONE Couldn't hold him that time! 1... 2... No! Black quickly shuts down Moracca with a knee to the gut, then strikes him across the back with a forearm. Sick of dealing with flippy luchadors, Black then turns around and petulantly throws Moracca out of the ring. Not quite as he'd intended though. Moracca manages to duck his head and flip himself safely over the top and onto the apron, waiting for Black to turn around before springboarding to the top. Catching the pink figure out of the corner of his eye Black instinctively ducks, only for Moracca to pull him down with a Springboard Sunset Flip... 1... 2... No! SCHIAVONE Great speed and agility shown right there. Los Diablos, don't judge the books entirely by the covers ladies and gentlemen. With a front facelock, Moracca manages to get back into his corner and tag Mariachi. With Moracca penned into the corner Black hits him with some kidney shots, unaware of the tag or that Mariachi is waiting behind him with a firm ASS-SLAP! VENTURA Oh! Black, like any right-minded male would, snaps upright in shock... INTO A KISS FROM MORACCA! VENTURA Ugh! Schoolboy by Mariachi... 1... 2... Kickout! Despite himself, Jamie O'Hara seems to be quite enjoying this as the flustered Black swings wildly at the first sight of Mariachi. Ducking the line, Mariachi boots him in the gut and launches onto the shoulders for a Victory Roll... ...and goes nowhere! VENTURA Oh, he's caught now! With Mariachi on his shoulder Black walks around trying to get his balance. In the process he walks towards his corner, allowing O'Hara to tag himself in. Black turns around and quickly O'Hara launches off the apron, springboarding to the top... ...but Black puts Mariachi back down as soon as he sees this, forcing O'Hara to bail out on the springboard manoeuver! Landing safely on his feet, O'Hara gets in Black's face and asks him what the problem is, leading to another face-to-face arguement between the makeshift partners in mid-match! SCHIAVONE It looked like there was a double-team opportunity for a second, but Nathaniel Black refused it. And now it's getting heated again. VENTURA It's the styles clash again. Black's trying to fight fair, one on one, O'Hara saw an opportunity to bend the rules just a little bit and Black didn't want to take the shortcut. That's the way I see it. Black and O'Hara continue to argue, watched by their opponents. Sneaking up from either side, Moracca and Mariachi get up behind Black and O'Hara... and suddenly bump forward, CAUSING BLACK AND O'HARA TO 'KISS' EACH OTHER!!!! CROWD :o The gleeful luchadors jump up and down, suggesting to their opponents that now they can be just like them. Looking utterly pissed off, Black and O'Hara step back from one another, the arguement all but forgotten. A second later, Black then turns around and absolutely WALLOPS Moracca with a devestating Lariat!! "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!" O'Hara immediately turns to Mariachi and starts levelling him with a succession of forearm, backing him into a corner while referee Chioda orders Black out of the ring. Trapped in the corner, Mariachi gets stomped down until he's sat against the bottom turnbuckle. A few more kicks later and O'Hara climbs to the middle rope. Looking down at Mariachi underneath him, O'Hara then moonsaults off the rope, bringing his feet crashing forwards into the chest of Mariachi!! SCHIAVONE Unbelievable move! A backflip from the middle rope, into a dropkick against the bottom turnbuckle! That was something! Dragging Mariachi from the corner, O'Hara covers... 1... 2... NO! O'Hara lays in with his Nikes a few more times, before picking Mariachi up. A scoop and a slam sets him near the ropes, through which O'Hara exits to the apron. O'Hara then slingshots himself back in, clearing the top rope and coming down with a legdrop across the throat of the pink Mexican! Another cover... 1... 2... Still NO! By the mask O'Hara pulls Mariachi back up... and after a little thought, he and Black make a decidedly unfriendly tag. VENTURA Los Diablos made the one biggest mistake that they could have done in this match. They made O'Hara and Black angry at someone besides each other. And now they're paying. Black steps in and takes over on the rough treatment of Mariachi. Applying a double chicken wing, the Englishman hoists Mariachi up off the canvas and holds him there, putting tremendous torque on the shoulders before he finally gets sick of waiting and drops him face-first to the canvas. Once he lands, Black sits on Mariachi's back and grabs his right arm, pulling it back against the grain until it can go no further! Kicking his legs Mariachi screams in pain, only saved when Black gets up to kick Moracca back off the apron to the floor. SCHIAVONE Two very different styles, but it all means punishment to Los Diablos De Fuego. VENTURA You know, sometimes all the flamboyance'll win them a match or gain them an advantage. But more often than not it just makes people want to beat their asses. SCHIAVONE And not in the way they'd like! Favouring his arm, Mariachi tries to crawl away from Black but is stalked after, being booted in the face the moment he's caught up to. Black pulls Mariachi to his feet, reeling him in by the arm and driving his elbow hard into the centre of the chest. With a go-behind, Black then picks Mariachi up and almost snaps him in HALF with a Half Nelson Backbreaker! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" Hook of the leg... 1... 2... Last ditch save by Moracca! O'Hara brushes right past the referee, stomping Moracca back out of the ring. Chioda doesn't take kindly to that though and orders Jamie from the ring, while Black sets Mariachi up. A back suplex flattens Mariachi, cause for celebration apparantly for Black as he walks away with his hands in the air. Unbeknownst to him and anyone without the benefit of a monitor in front of them though, Mariachi's limp body is dragged from the ring and replaced with the slightly less limp one of Moracca! VENTURA Now wait a minute! Not this garbage again! By the time Black turns around again, the switch has been successfully pulled off. And the blissfully ignorant Black pulls Moracca towards him, grabbing a hold of the mask. SCHIAVONE Well we saw it as plain as day Jess', but nobody else did it seems. Reaching down, Black starts to pull Moracca up... ...and gets shocked with an inside cradle!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" 1... 2... 3- NO!!!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Moracca gets up and looks expectantly at the referee... taking his eye off of Black and leaving himself open for the BLACK LARIAT!! VENTURA WHAM! There's some justice, dished out ice cold! The discus clothesline puts Moracca down right on the back of his head, leaving him no more coherent than his partner. Black isn't done just yet though, hauling Moracca back up off the canvas and to his feet. Setting him in a standing headscissors, Black crosses Moracca's arms underneath his body and 'straightjackets' them, using that grip to flip the luchador up... before sitting out, driving him to the mat with a Pyramid Bomb!! SCHIAVONE That's a new one... 1... O'Hara ducks into the ring and runs right past the pin... 2... ...WIPING MARIACHI OUT WITH A SOMERSAULT PLANCHA... 3!!!!! *DINGDINGDING!* VENTURA Wow! Would you believe it, 'the team that wasn't' is moving on to the Conference Semi-Finals! Black unties Moracca and stands up to celebrate the victory. His mood is dampened slightly as O'Hara rolls back in with the same thing in mind, the two glaring at each other again... BUFFER Your winners of the match, advancing on in the 2008 Anderson Cup... NATHANIEL BLACK and JAMIE O'HHHAAAAARRRRRAAAAAAA!!! ...and wondering, "did we really just co-exist"? VENTURA Well I wouldn't have believed it, but they actually got it done. SCHIAVONE And last year's finalists and number one seeds go out in some fashion. Los Diablos will not be repeating their fairytale run of 2007 in this year's competition. Could it be that Black and O'Hara become the surprise package of the 2008 Anderson Cup? Black casts a last look at O'Hara, the two clearly not on the same page now the bell has rung, stepping out of the ring and walking off to the back claiming the victory for himself. Not particularly bothered, O'Hara sticks around to actually have his hand raised before he walks off. Knowing he'll have to go through it all again, soon. Edited January 17, 2008 by King Cucaracha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
