King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 24, 2008 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fade in to a beautiful, crisp Winter's morning. Members of the OAOAST roster are making the trek up a small hill, chatting amongst themselves as they walk towards a group of what can be best described as hippies sat in a circle. The peacenicks stand and greet the confused OAOAST wrestlers with handshakes and invite them into the group. Pretty soon they're all being pulled into holding hands in a big circle. Melody Nerdly happily joins hands with the hippies. The Mad Cappa and Todd Cortez look mightily confused as they realise they're next to each other in the circle. One hippie nervously tries to convince Thunderkid to join hands with him. HIPPIE Okay everyone! [i][b]"I'd like to build the world a home"[/i][/b] All the hippies start to sing in unison. All the OAOAST wrestlers, unsurprisingly, do not. [i][b]"And furnish it with love"[/i][/b] Alfdogg and Landon share a "WTF" look with each other. Cuban Wall looks like he's seconds away from killing someone. [i][b]"Grow apple trees and honey bees and snow-white turtle doves[/i][/b] Both member of Team Heyross look incredibly awkward, wondering whether they should be getting out of here as soon as possible or just trying to blend in and hope the pain ends soon. [i][b]"I'd like to teach the world to sing"[/b][/i] The hippies with instruments in the middle of the circle really start to get into it now. The OAOASTers continue to wonder what the hell is going on. PRL raises his eyebrow in cheesy fashion. [i][b]"In perfect harmony"[/i][/b] Suddenly, Colombian Heat starts to look nervous as he hears some heathy breathing from just down the human chain, starting to warn the hippies they might want to stop... [i][b]"I'd like to hold it in my arms and kee..."[/i][/b] FAQU [B][SIZE=4]BLLLLLAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!![/SIZE][/B] *SMACK!* Down goes the tambourine playing hippie from a thrust kick! For a moment, there's stunned silence. Before then, everybody suddenly launches into the middle of the hippie circle and all hell breaks loose! Punches start flying, bodies start flying, only Alix Maria Spezia staying in the chain of hippies, singing away to her heart's content, oblivious to the fact everyone else has stopped. (V.O) The OAOAST presents, the 7th annual ANGLEPALOOZA [IMG=http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii59/KingCucaracha/anglepalooza.jpg] [b]~LIVE! on PPV~ [i]Sunday, 27th January 2008 Atlanta, Georgia[/i][/b] As the fighting continues on, Krista Isadora Duncan walks in front of the camera, picking up a bottle of beer and swigging from it. KRISTA Aaahh... can't beat the real thing. Krista wheels around and smashes the bottle over one of Los Conquistadors' head. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
