King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2008 (Okay, first one should go after the opener... which hopefully isn't Moneymaker's match or the Tag Title Match, otherwise this won't make so much sense.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Back in the Lethal Rumble drawing room, OAOAST President AngleSault is standing by, clipboard in hand with Maggie Nerdly at the tumbler. Maggie absent-mindedly juggles with a couple of the numbers to AS's bemusement. ANGLESAULT Alright, lets get this show on the road before we lose any number, shall we? Bring the first guys in, could you? Off screen, the lowly security guard at the door does just that. First at the door, apparantly, are THE ENTERPRISE! All five male members, plus Molly Nerdly unpaid intern, walk in with Theodore at the front of the cue laughing away and rubbing his hands in excitement. AS begrudgingly shakes the out-stretched hand on Moneymaker, while Ned limbers CPA up for the gruelling task of picking a number. MONEYMAKER HAHAHA! Alright boss, let's get down to business. How much for #30, huh? HAHAHAHA! ANGLESAULT We've already got a number thirty... MONEYMAKER I know, I know. That was a little rich man humour... probably why you didn't get it! HAHAHA! No, I don't need to throw down any of my vast fortune, because tonight I've got all the insurance I need, right here. Moneymaker pats CPA on the back and the rest of The Enterprise begin to laugh, before suddenly splitting down the middle. The reason for this is the entrance into the room of the three members of... well, now, Cucaracha Internacional, with Landon Maddix and Megan Skye trailing along behind. Cucaracha Internacional and The Enterprise assemble in their groups, Landon and the still amused Moneymaker at the front. Faqu stares down Ned and Simon, who shrink into the background a little. MADDIX Teddy. MONEYMAKER Landon. I see you brought some moral support along as well. Any of these guys in the Rumble with you? I'm sorry I don't recognise any of them, I don't tend to watch Syndicated all that often. A chuckle goes up from The Enterprise, even the Blonds, despite their two straight weeks of competition on said show. Landon has a wry smile too. MADDIX Ah, Teddy, Teddy. No, as a matter of fact, they're not. But that's okay, because it keeps things simple. Civility, you know? I mean, I wouldn't want any of these three guys to think they HAD to step aside and let their boss win, incase he decides not to loan back their testicles again in the future. (looks up at CPA) How's it goin', big fella? CPA makes a move towards Landon, but Moneymaker holds him back. MONEYMAKER Easy, easy. There'll be plenty of time for that. Ya see Landon, I admire the fact you're looking to create your own little 'dynasty' here in the OAOAST. But tonight we'll see how you fair against The Enterprise, after all it'll be every man for himself out there. Maybe we'll see you along the way. MADDIX If you make it past Krista. MONEYMAKER Ah, yes, Krista. Blonde. Petite. Smart mouth. Remind you of anyone, Landon? That shuts Landon up, Megan having to whisper to James Blonde that Moneymaker wasn't referring to her... or him. ANGLESAULT Guys, I hate to break this touching moment up, but if we could move it along? MONEYMAKER Fine. MADDIX Some people, huh? MONEYMAKER I know. First Landon dips into the tumbler, followed closely by Moneymaker and finally big CPA. As Landon struggles with the plastic ball, Moneymaker pops open his, taking a look at his number... and, possibly tellingly, he says no more. Snatching hold of CPA's hand, Moneymaker gets a glance at his number as well... and still says nothing to Landon, who gives a shrug as he shows his number around to his newfound associates. MADDIX Not bad. Not that it matters of course, I mean... MONEYMAKER Come on. MADDIX Teddy? MONEYMAKER Guys, come on! Let's go! MOVE IT! Teddy shooes his Enterprise towards the door, to smirks all around from Black, Blonde and Megan. MADDIX Should I take that as a sign not to ask how you did? *SLAM!* With The Enterprise hurriedly down, the muttering and footsteps from behind the door disappearing, Landon grins to himself. COLE That didn't look like good news for Theodore Moneymaker. That might be the last of his worries right now though Coach, he might not even make it to use his number if Krista has her way tonight! ------------------------------ (Next one, preferrably after LSGS's match) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We're now transported back to the drawing room, where Maggie and AngleSault are chatting away having watched that last footage on a monitor. The chat is interrupted however by the World Six Man Tag Team Champions, LOVE GENERATION, heading on into the room. Maggie obviously perks up at the sight of her boyfriend, Leon giving her a wink as he shakes AS's hand. LEON Nice tumble girl. Any more where she came from? ANGLESAULT Well now that you mention it... LEON Betcha can't name them all! Here's a tip, they usually start with an 'M'. Leon pats his D*LUX team-mates on the back. LEON Okay guys, now I know we're 6-Man Tag Team Champions together... for what that's worth... but tonight it's all on the line. Any one of us three could win the Lethal Rumble and go on to AngleMania. And by any one of us, I mean me. I think what I'm trying to say here is, all for one and one for all! SHAYNE Haha! Like the Three Musketeers! LEON Yes... thank you... that might not have been clear had you not clarified that. Jade and Maggie finish gossiping away in the background, as a sighing Leon taps the tumbler. Maggie quickly gets it spinning, Leon whispering under his breath to Jade "where did you find these idiots again" while Tyler and Shayne look on excitedly. With another tap Leon gets the tumbler stopped, picking his number and stepping aside. MAGGIE Hey, Jade, are you going to grab Shayne and Tyler's balls for them? That joke gets an audible groan from Leon, to his girlfriend's disappointment. Tyler and Shayne are infact left to grab their own balls (ANOTHER HILARIOUS PUN!) and as everyone gets a look at their numbers, it's mixed feelings for all. Before they can discuss who got what though, more bodies pile in, as Melody Nerdly leads in her World Tag Team Champion Gunslingers as the sole Christ Air Express rep in the Rumble, MARV. ANGLESAULT Ah, gentlemen, come on in. Melody, good to see you. MELODY What, I'm Madison, idiot! Nah, just playin'. Gets them everytime. So, yayz or nayz? The large group of extended friends and family that are Leon, D*LUX, Melody, Maggie, LSGS, CAE (1 of them!) and Jade get lost in one big discussion, leaving poor AngleSault looking on oblivious to what anyone's saying. Amongst all this MARV manages to pluck out his number, before Jock and Baron do the same. MELODY Hey guys, before you open them up, do you want me to squeeze your balls for good luck? Much to Maggie annoyance, Leon cracks up on hearing that joke. Jade gives her a consoling shrug as everyone passes their number on to AS just to make it official, Melody looking pretty pleased at the draw her guys got. ------------------------------------------ (And this one should go last of the three, before the World Title Match) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Over we go again to the Lethal Rumble drawing room, just in time infact as ZACK MALIBU is at the tumbler ready to draw his number. The tumbler stops while he and AngleSault are still reminiscing about good times, Zack not paying much attention as he picks his number. Taking a quick look, he raises an eyebrow a little in interest, before handing over to AS. ANGLESAULT So, what do you reckon? Two years in a row? ZACK Heh... could be man, could be. Taking nothing for granted, I mean there's plenty of capable guys going after that bullseye on my chest. But hey, I guess I should be used to that by now, right? ANGLESAULT No doubt. AS suddenly looks aside as into room walks BOHEMOTH, to a big reaction out in the arena. Not looking entirely surprised by this development, AngleSault stands looking on as Bo and Zack square up for a second before exchanging a friendly nod. And just a nod. ANGLESAULT Bo, glad you could make it. BOHEMOTH Don't mention it. So, how did you do? ZACK Ah well, that'd be telling now, wouldn't it big man. Let's not ruin the surprise. After all, it's every man for himself... I wouldn't want to HELP anybody else out, would I? BOHEMOTH Good point. Bo walks over to the tumbler and after a quick rotation by Maggie, Bo reaches in and grabs his number. But he doesn't so much as begin to try and open it, casually flipping the unopened ball to AngleSault, who just about catches it without fumbling. BOHEMOTH Besides, it's not like it matters anyway. Bo strolls off out of the room, none the wiser about his entrance number, Zack getting the message loud and clear and smiling to himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
