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Guest crandamaniac
Posted

I had this thought watching smackdown last night. Jamie Knoble is kissing Nidia, they from West Virginia. Vinny Ru loves incest angles (see Pregnancy angle).

 

 

So Nidia and Jamie Knoble are brother and sisters!

Guest BobbyWhioux
Posted

crandamaniac: That's probably why Russo is back. He saw they were having a redneck couple on TV and he probably called up Vince and said something like this:

 

Russo: "Hi, Vince? It's me, Vince. Russo! Anyway, I couldn't help but notice you have Jamie Knoble portraying a redneck, with Nidia as his girlfriend."

 

[pause, as Russo musters himself.]

 

Russo: "Please, Vince. Please. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE hire me back and let me write the material for this gimmmick. Please! This is the opportunity I've dreamed of. Pleeease let me come back and write incest jokes and material around them! Please?"

 

And apparently Vince The Depraved (McMahon) told Vince The Slightly Less Depraved (Russo) "yes."

Guest LesnarLunatic
Posted

Plus, Russo wants to claim that he is the father of Stacy Keibler's baby. And that baby has aged really fast or something to become some new wrestler. Russo sucks.

Guest converge241
Posted
Plus, Russo wants to claim that he is the father of Stacy Keibler's baby.

 

he wants to be the father of a stack of autographed 8x10's of Sean Stasiak???

Guest crandamaniac
Posted

just had another thought. Vince loves hillbillys. So you know what that means...

 

 

 

Jamie Knoble, undisputed champ in 2003!

Guest Prince Paul
Posted
Plus, Russo wants to claim that he is the father of Stacy Keibler's baby.

 

he wants to be the father of a stack of autographed 8x10's of Sean Stasiak???

LOL!

 

"And that baby has aged really fast or something to become some new wrestler."

 

Russo's got that super aging sperm, BAYBEE!

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

You know what I think would be funny if it happened but I doubt it would?

 

The Lex Express 2.0

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