Tony149 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2008 (edited) [IMG=http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii59/KingCucaracha/dluxcwtm.jpg] "Makes Me Wonder" cues up and D*LUX emerge onstage to the roar of the crowd. Jade Rodez poses with her team, rubbing the 6-man tag titles around their waists for good luck, then points them to the ring. BUFFER The following contest is your TV main event, a 2008 Anderson Cup semi-final bout scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied by their manager, Ms. JADE RODEZ! At a total combined weight of 379 pounds, ranked fourth in the Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference, two-thirds of the reigning Six-Man Tag Team Champions of the World, Love Generation... "TREMENDOUS" TYLER and "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE... D*LLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Jogging down the aisle, Shayne and Tyler do everything but kiss babies, hugging and high-fiving many of their fans. COLE You could say this is somewhat of a grudge match coming up as D*LUX look to make Theodore Moneymaker pay for the pain he's caused... COACH Their mother. COLE Now we don't know that for a fact. In case you weren't with us last week, Theodore Moneymaker dropped a bombshell, revealing Krista Isadora Duncan has... COACH A bastard child roaming the streets! Possibly the mean streets because his or her mother was selfish. For shame Krista. For shame! COLE That's your opinion and you're certainly entitled to it. But every OAOAST Superstar is on high alert wondering if they're Krista's lost child. [i]Clean shirt New shoes And I dont know where I am goin to. Silk suit Black tie, I dont need a reason why. They come runnin just as fast as they can Coz every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man.[/i] BUFFER Their opponents, led down the aisle by their Chief Financial Officer and Director of Security, the top ranked team in the MWC Conference and reigning Anderson Cup champions... CHRISTIAN WRIGHT and THEODORE MONEYMAKER! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" One look at the Enterprise and you'd think they came dressed for a fashion show not to wrestle. Theodore Moneymaker radiates confidence smoking a cigar -- yes, a CIGAR -- as he and Christian Wright discuss last minute strategy. COLE Theodore Moneymaker very fortunate to be enjoying the finer things in life after Krista nearly ended his at Anglepalooza. COACH And I couldn't believe you were cheering her on. She was trying to inflict bodily harm on the Billion Dollar Heir and not once did you damn her. Had the shoe been on the other foot you'd be crying bloody murder. COLE Given the circumstances I understand Krista's rage. COACH You women always stick together. The jackets come off and Teddy hands the cigar over to Mackenzie, who decides to keep it for herself. CW and Tyler exit, leaving Theodore Moneymaker and Shayne Brave to start for their respective teams. * DINGDINGDING * Showtime grabs a side headlock out of a collar and elbow tie-up, but Teddy shoots him off and gets leveled on the rebound by a shoulder tackle. Moneymaker pops up and walks into a side headlock takeover. He returns to a vertical base and overpowers Brave with a top wristlock. Bridging up on his neck to keep his shoulders from touching the mat, Shayne's legs are swiped out from under... ONE! ...but he KIPS UP and wrings Theodore's arm, flipping the Billion Dollar Heir onto his back! "YEAH!" Brave drops the leg across the arm and bars it, only to have Moneymaker RAKE THE EYES. Theodore cocks his fist and unloads on the teen heartthrob. Rocking and reeling, Shayne's fired across, but he ducks a clothesline and drops down after Teddy does so, placing him in another headlock! :lol: :lol: :lol: COLE Showtime one step ahead right there. And it's the fans laughing at Theodore Moneymaker now. The Billion Dollar Heir getting a taste of his own medicine. Shayne brings Theodore up as Christian enters and traps him in a HEADSCISSORS. COACH He's got both of them, Cole! What's he gonna do here? Snap them both over to the canvas, that's what! And out to the floor go Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright following a pair of STEREO DROPKICKS from D*LUX! "YEAH!" COLE Ladies and gentlemen, we've got to take a break. But the cameras are rolling. Should the match end during the break we'll show you what happened after this brief timeout. * COMMERICAL * Cole welcomes us back as Christian Wright delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX on Tremendous Tyler Bryant. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Wright rams Bryant into the knee of Theodore Moneymaker and a tag is made. After punishing his Tyler with a combination of right hands and chops, the Billon Dollar Heir sends him in for the ride...but the Tremendous One ducks a back elbow and flattens Moneymaker with a PHANTOM NECKBREAKER! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! Tyler moves and CW drops an elbow on Teddy! "YEAH!" Tyler drapes Christian over his shoulders as Shayne charges in and snaps him over with a neck breaker that‘ll ROCK YOUR BODY! TYLER YEAH-UH! "D*LUX!" "D*LUX!" "D*LUX!" COACH Are they chanting D*LUX or this sucks? Because the amount of illegal double-teaming this referee is allowing to go on definitely sucks. The guys whip Moneymaker and Wright into the same corner and MONKEY FLIP them out. SHINING ENZIGURI finds its mark and Tyler covers Theodore! ONE... TWO... SAVE BY CW. D*LUX tag and Shayne decks Teddy with a running leg lariat, then signals for the bulldog, but Moneymaker counters with an ATOMIC DROP! COLE The Enterprise needed that as you could sense the match was starting to slip away from them. A fresh CW is tagged in and he proves it with a FROG SPLASH! Mackie screams at the timekeeper to ring the bell because it's over she says. ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! SAVE BY TYLER! Wright hammers Shayne with a series of European uppercuts, and then whips him to the ropes...but Showtime answers with a SUNSET FLIP! COLE Oh, look at this. He may have him! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Though he didn't score the pin Shayne got the opening he needed to tag out, and Tyler smacks CW with a YAKUZA KICK! ONE... TWO... SAVE BY THEODORE! Bryant with the Irish whip, but Wright reverses and Moneymaker drives the knee into the spine of Tyler's back! "BOO!" The tag is made and both Christian Wright and Theodore Moneymaker put the boots to Tyler. CW exits as Teddy delivers a back elbow and drops A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Tyler's snapped over and placed in a chinlock. COACH I heard Tyler say I quit, Cole. COLE He did not! "TYLER!" "TYLER!" "TYLER!" The support of the fans and words of encouragement from Jade and Shayne get the adrenaline flowing, bringing Tyler to his feet. Back elbow after back elbow loosens Teddy's grip enough for Tyler to burst out of the hold and off the ropes, but he runs into a knee to the gut on the rebound! COACH Look at that showboat. Instead of making the tag he wanted to put on a show and got what he deserved. * TAG * CW chops the hell out of Tyler in the Enterprise corner, but he fights back, nailing both men. He crawls through Wright's legs and makes the tag! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Theodore Moneymaker gets popped and whipped, and then back dropped. Shayne continues to be a one man gang, slamming Wright and Moneymaker in succession. An impromptu meeting of the minds has them on Dream Street as Tyler returns to the fold. D*LUX whips Teddy in for a DOUBLE DROPKICK! "YEAH!" Wandering around CW walks into a DOUBLE SUPERKICK! COLE Hit Me Baby One More Time! Oh yeah! COACH Hey, you're supposed to be objective. COLE The hell with that. You never are anyway. Outside, Mackie and CPA help Theodore up. MACKENZIE :o Mackie flees as Tyler flings himself over the top rope and wipes out CPA and Moneymaker with a PESCADO! "YEAH!" Shayne covers CW inside. ONE... TWO... THR-- NO, KICKOUT! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" D*LUX go for the big one, As Seen on 60 Minutes...but Mackie decides to cause trouble by hopping on the apron. COLE Get her down from there. What the ref won't do Jade Rodez will. She yanks Mackie to the floor and has a PUFF OF SMOKE BLOWN IN HER FACE! JADE :angry: The look on Jade's face says it all. Without hesitation she SLAPS Mackie! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Meanwhile, Theodore Moneymaker CROTCHES Showtime Shayne on the turnbuckle! "BOO!" Back on the arena floor with CPA, Theodore points to his point, laughing as only he can. Out of the corner of his eye he spots Tyler diving through the ropes and moves, allowing CPA to catch the Tremendous One in midair for a FRONT SPINEBUSTER!! COACH He set him up good, Cole. Even you gotta admit that. Wright climbs onto the middle rope and rolls forward with Shayne over his shoulders, spiking him into the mat! COLE A super Bank Roll. Oh, my! And the Enterprise is headed to the MWC Conference Finals. ONE... TWO... THREE! NO! KICKOUT! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" WRIGHT/MONEYMAKER :huh: COACH He did what?! COLE He kicked out! CW knees Shayne in the head and sets him up for the Stockmarket Crash, but Showtime rolls through with a SMALL PACKAGE! COACH No way. ONE... TWO... THR-- KICKOUT! Moneymaker gets caught entering with a SUPERKICK, and then Shayne whips Wright into the ropes for a backdrop...but CW puts on the brakes and delivers the STOCKMARKET CRASH!!! ONE... TWO... THREE! COLE And that's all she wrote. What a match this turned out to be. * DINGDINGDING * [I]Tailored suits, show of your cars Fine hotels and big cigars Up for grabs, up for a price[/I] BUFFER Here are your winners, advancing to the MWC Conference Finals... THEODORE MONEYMAKER and CHRISTIAN WRIGHT! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Holding her cheek Mackie points at CW and Teddy in triumph. The #1 seed in the MWC Conference happy to escape with the "W". COLE Much like the presidential campaigns, the 2008 Anderson Cup field has dwindled to a lucky few. Earlier tonight it was the Christ Air Express advancing to the Los Infernales Conference Finals and just a few short minutes ago it was Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright earning a trip back to the MWC Conference Finals, becoming the first team ever to do so in their quest to repeat as Anderson Cup champions. So be sure to tune in next week as we find out who both teams opponents will be. [color="#FF8C00"][b]2008 ANDERSON CUP MWC: Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew vs. Sooner Bruisers LI: The Heavenly Rockers vs. Team Heyross[/b][/color] COLE For Jonathan Coachman, I'm Michael Cole saying goodnight. Edited January 31, 2008 by King Cucaracha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
