Tony149 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2008 [b][color="#FF8C00"]THIS PAST SUNDAY[/color] [color="#FF0000"]Anglepalooza Courtesy: OAOAST Home Entertainment[/color][/b] [quote]Synth and Logan snatch hold of Baron and Jock by the head, Holly-Wood already cheering. Logan quickly spikes Baron down with the PERCUSSION DDT... but Synth wastes too much time and gets backdropped by Jock, ALL THE WAY OVER THE TOP AND TO THE FLOOR!!! "YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" COACH AH! COLE And Synthamania will not run wild in the main-event of AngleMania! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SYNTH ESIZER ENTERED: 11th LEFT: 6th TIME IN RING: 11:33 ELIMINATED: None ELIMINATED BY: Jock Mulligan LEFT IN RING: Tha Puerto Rican, Bohemoth, Vitamin X, Zack Malibu, Landon Maddix, Baron Windels, Leon Rodez, Logan Mann, Reject, Jock Mulligan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Logan pounces on Jock immediately, while Synth flies into a rage on the outside! Referees go scattering as Synth suddenly makes a dive to get back into the ring, managing to get a few shots to the kidneys on Jock as he's backed into the ropes by Logan, before the referees manage to pull him back. COACH Man, Synth has lost it! COLE It's fair to say he's got a pretty short fuse at the best of times. As Melody makes the point that Synth should take a walk, that gets Holly all riled up as well, causing the girls to go face to face! COACH See, this is why managers are supposed to be in the backsta... Suddenly, the still raging Synth spots Holly and Melody being held apart by the referee and runs over, GRABBING MELODY BY THE HAIR AND YELLING RIGHT INTO HER FACE!!!! COLE HEY! HEY, COME ON NOW! "EIGHT!" "SEVEN!" "SIX!" The referees try and pleads with Synth let Melody go, still holding him by the hair. Neither Jock or Baron are in any position to see what's going on or do anything about it... as Synth places her in a front facelock, threatening to DDT her on the floor! "FIVE!" "FOUR!" "THREE!" COLE Don't do this Synth, come on! "TWO!" "ONE!" [i]*BBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!*[/i] "Like The Angels" fires up and MARV of The Christ Air Express bursts through the curtain. Already getting a head of steam up on his way to the ring, MARV suddenly breaks into a full sprint as he sees his sister in danger, Synth backing up down the aisle towards the exposed concrete in the aisle... and THANKFULLY getting clattered to the ground by MARV before he can follow through with his threats! COLE Thank god for MARV! MARV goes crazy on Synth, clubbing away at him as things continue to spill out of control on the outside. Beaten against the guardrail, Synth reaches out and headbutts MARV in the gut to buy himself time to get away. MARV rushes right after him though, chasing The Synthmestier around the ring! COACH Leave him alone, he's not even in the match! COLE What!? With MARV still hot on his heels, Synth takes a detour and slides back into the ring. He immediately slides out the other side and back to the floor, while MARV scrambles to his feet... ...and gets backdropped out by Logan Mann!! COACH See! I told him he should have left Synth alone! COLE Agh! That stinks. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MARV ENTERED: 17th LEFT: 7th TIME 'IN RING': 0:19 ELIMINATED: None ELIMINATED BY: Logan Mann ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As Logan gloats over the elimination of MARV however, The Lone Star Gunslingers link arms behind him and run into Logan from behind, a double clothesline sending him up, over and OUT!! "YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Now that's not fair! COLE That's karma! Logan got exactly what he deserved right there. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LOGAN MANN ENTERED: 14th LEFT: 8th TIME 'IN RING': 6:26 ELIMINATED: MARV ELIMINATED BY: Baron Windels, Jock Mulligan LEFT IN RING: Tha Puerto Rican, Bohemoth, Vitamin X, Zack Malibu, Landon Maddix, Baron Windels, Leon Rodez, Reject, Jock Mulligan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Extra officials have piled out from the back to keep The Heavenly Rockers apart from MARV and Melody, which is easier said than done. Logan is furious and The Gunslingers are distracted by the chaos on the floor, as both Logan and Synth are dragged away by the large number of official bodies.[/quote] We cut to special correspondent and OAOAST legend Tony Brannigan outside. TONY Tony Brannigan live outside Quicken Loans Arena awaiting the arrival of the Heavenly Rockers for a major announcement. I should point out Maggie Nerdly was originally scheduled to conduct this interview, but after the events that occurred Sunday night she didn’t think she could stomach to look at them. Quite frankly, I’m not too sure I can either. There’s pushing the envelop and then there’s crossing the line, and the Heavenly Rockers crossed the line big time at Anglepalooza. Okay, I’ve been told the Heavenly Rockers have pulled up in the parking lot and should be headed our way momentarily. Right on cue, the Heavenly Rockers drive in on their TOUR BUS appropriately named Saints & Sinners. The mechanical door opens and a jovial Heavenly Rockers, Holly-Wood and Colonel Abdullah Nerdly exit. Also the bus driver but he’s not important. SYNTH Holy shit, it’s T-Bod! Man, Ah thought you was up wrestling in the big cloud in the sky. TONY Well I’m alive and well. But what’s not sitting well with a lot of people, myself included, is your behavior at Anglepalooza. Now I’ll be the first to admit I did a few questionable things back in the day, but attacking a poor defenseless young woman? That’s going a bit too far in my opinion. LOGAN Your opinion matters little and means nothing sayeth Logan Usher Mann! The Heavenly Rockers tried to go about business the right way. We petitioned the OAOAST for a rematch AND GOT DENIED 3 TIMES!!! Fine, that’s cool. We’ll just go to the champions instead…BUT THEY SAY NO TOO!! HOLLY And they’re supposed to be fighting champions? PUH-LEEZE! LOGAN Since the Lone Star Gunslingers wouldn’t give us a rematch, we had no choice but to bring the fight to them. TONY Before you acted out in such a violent matter, did you ever think maybe the reason you were denied a rematch was because you’re entered in the Anderson Cup? COLONEL ABDULLAH :huh: TONY Remember now, the loser of your match with the Gunslingers at the New Year’s Spectacular was to be granted a spot in the Cup. A stipulation widely reported you guys pushed for…you know, just in case. LOGAN I don’t like where this interview is going. MAN (off-camera) Then you sure as hell ain’t gonna like this, you sons of bitches! SYNTH :o That potty mouth belongs to BARON WINDELS, who sprints towards the bus along with JOCK MULLIGAN wielding BASEBALL BATS. LOGAN Everybody back in the bus. Pronto! Logan and company make it safe inside, but with the driver missing (guess he was important after all) they can‘t start the bus. COLE How appropriate is that? The Heavenly Rockers trapped like a bunch of rats. Unable to break in, the Gunslingers begin smashing the head/taillights! LOGAN :firedevil: In the background, we see the Colonel screaming at Synth. Thanks to Jock breaking one of the side windows we hear Abdullah instructing Synth to HOTWIRE the bus! COACH This is horrible. I can’t believe the Lone Star Gunslingers would stoop this low. COLE I’m sorry, but that’s a category the Heavenly Rockers have all to themselves. Synth gets the bus running and off the Heavenly Rockers go. As they speed away Baron uses his bat like a spear to hurl it into the back window! Still fuming with rage, the Gunslingers call Tony Brannigan over. BARON (pointing to the broken glass) You see this Synth and Logan? That’s what taking the fight to someone looks like. None of this hit and run crap you do. Like we said at Anglepalooza, you can mess with us and live to tell about it -- ask James Blonde and Faqu -- but mess with family and it’s a whole other story. We may not be related to Melody by blood, but we certainly think of her as so. Now that you got the law hunting you down I’m sure as hell hope you’ve given your soul to the Lord because your ass belongs to us! JOCK Heavenly Rockers, I know you got a mighty big Anderson Cup match next week against Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin, but ask yourselves this: Will you ever make it there? Because whenever you go, whatever you do, we’re gonna be right there waiting for you just as we were tonight. Until we get you back in the ring we’re gonna keep chasing you down like the dogs you are. With that, we go… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
