HD: Main Event!

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

Put this match as the main event, please! If you may! kthxbye

 

"THE C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-CORP-CORPORA-CORPORATION"

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

The opening to “No Chance In Hell” starts playing over the P.A. system. The Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation entrance video plays on the AngleTron while smoke fills the entrance stage. Then, the crescendo hits, and a HUGE burst of pyro explodes over the entrance stage. “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Royds starts playing. 

[i]*No chance (No chance)
That’s what ya got! (Ha! Ha! Yeah.)

We’re up against
no machine too strong (Too strong)

Pussy politicians buying souls for us
are…PUPPETS! (Puppets!)*[/i]

COLE
I am quickly becoming sick of this song. 

COACH
It’s the greatest song ever made. 

The entrance doors slide open, and Mr. Boricua and Rock Hard Brickston come out. The boos get louder. Mr. Boricua and Rock Hard Brickston stand still on the entrance stage looking to the ring. Mr. Boricua sneers at the crowd. Rock Hard Brickston just stares at the fans who just last week were cheering for him. Mr. B yells at some fans, grunts, snorts, yells, screams, and cracks his knuckles. He looks at Brickston, the two men nod their head, and then both members of the SJPC begin their walk to the ring as “No Chance In Hell” continues playing. 

*DING DING DING*

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the main event for this week’s HeldDOWN~!, and is a No Disqualification 2-On-1 Handicap Tables Match! Introducing first, coming to the ring at this time. Representing the Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation. At a total combined weight of 515 lbs. The team of MISTER BORICUA AND ROCK HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BRICKSTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! 

COLE
A GIANT match for Tha Puerto Rican coming up next, but I can’t blame him if his attention is focused on next week’s HeldDOWN~!, because next week we could see the FINAL match of Tha Puerto Rican’s career as he takes on Spanish Fly in an Ultimate X Match for the OAOAST AngleMania VII World Heavyweight Title shot! 

COACH
Tonight is the beginning of the end. We are now witnessing the ‘PRL Farewell Tour’. It started earlier this evening with the FIRST 2-On-1 Handicap Match, and it continues right now in the main event of HeldDOWN~! And next week, we shall all witness history. The LAST time Tha Puerto Rican wrestles in the OAOAST! I cannot wait! 

Mr. Boricua grunts at some fans. Rock Hard tells him to calm down and focus on the match at hand. 

COLE
PRL now set to take on Mr. Boricua, the man who has with The Lightning Crew/SJPC the longest, AND the NEWEST member of the Corporation, John…Rock Hard Brickston, who made a deal with the devil last week on HeldDOWN~!

COACH
Oh that’s rich! Brickston did the right thing! He was going nowhere! He hadn’t done a single thing of importance in almost three years! But he rejoined the Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation and now look at him! Main eventing on HeldDOWN~! Do you see now that being a member of the SJPC pays off big time? 

COLE
No, but I DO see now that John Brickston has about as much morals, integrity and decency as Spanish Fly does! 

COACH
Oh hush up, you! And it’s Rock Hard Brickston now! No more John! 

Mr. Boricua yells at the fans, and then climbs up the ring steps, entering the ring via the top ring rope. Rock Hard Brickston follows him. Spotlights shine on both members of the Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation. Brickston lets out a mighty roar to boos. Rock Hard raises his fists into the air to more boos. So does Mr. Boricua. The two SJPC members stand near the ring ropes. They look at each other…and then do The Corporate Salute! The crowd boos LOUDLY. 

COLE
I never thought I’d see Brickston doing THAT again. 

COACH
That was The Lightning Crew Salute. THIS is The Corporate Salu--

COLE
Don’t start. Not this week.

Brickston taunts the fans. Mr. Boricua yells at them. Mr. Boricua poses on a second turnbuckle to boos. Brickston also poses on a second turnbuckle to boos. 

COLE
Rock Hard Brickston sold out! He went against everything he believed in to align himself with Popick! Just last week, those two men were beating the hell out of each other, and now this week, they are PARTNERS!? 

COACH
Both men were quick to let the past be the past. It speaks a lot about the quality of their characters! 

COLE
It speaks at how easily led both men are! Popick, the Master Manipulator, exploited Brickston. He used Brickston’s weaknesses against him! He brainwashed Brickston into believing that he was wrong for leaving The Lightning Crew! He brainwashed him into believing that he has a better life being led by Popick! 

COACH
He did no such thing! He told Brickston the truth! He was going nowhere, but now, he is going somewhere! Popick is 100 times the leader PRL was! 1,000 times even! 

Brickston points a menacing finger at the fans while Mr. Boricua exits the ring and yells at the fans at ringside. Brickston gets off of the second turnbuckle and taunts the fans some more. 

COLE
Well, whether he’s in the Corporation or not, Brickston’s hatred for Tha Puerto Rican hasn’t changed, and he gets another shot at him tonight for the first time in almost two years! 

COACH
Brickston and Mr. Boricua are going to get PRL good and softened up for Spanish Fly next week! 

COLE
They just might. I wouldn’t be surprised if that was one of Popick’s orders! 

The lights go back on in the arena. Rock Hard Brickston paces inside of the ring, while Mr. Boricua continues yelling at the fans at ringside. “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Royds dies down. 

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican already competed in a 2-On-1 Handicap Match earlier tonight, and now he must do it again! 

COACH
And next week is the death blow. And on Valentine’s Day too! How appropriate! 

COLE
Popick says that is his Valentine’s Day gift to his new wife. The end of his wife’s ex-fiancée’s career! 

COACH
What a thoughtful husband Popick is. I wish he was my husband…did I say that out loud? 

COLE
Yep, in front of the whole entire world. 

COACH
I LOVE TITTIES! 

COLE
It’s too late, Coach.

Rock Hard Brickston stares at the entrance. Mr. Boricua enters the ring. The crowd buzzes in anticipation of PRL’s entrance. 

COLE
2-On-1 Handicap Tables Match! And Tha Puerto Rican hasn’t been in a Tables Match since Licensed To Pin back in July 2003! 

COACH
He lost then, and he’ll lose now, and he will LOSE next week too! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

COLE
Remember, in order for PRL to win, he must put BOTH Brickston AND Boricua through tables! Meanwhile, for Brickston and Boricua to win, they must only put PRL through a table! 

COACH
The ball is in the Corporation’s court, and Tha Puerto Rican is going to choke. AGAIN! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

“THE CHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP…”

[i]*DUN DUN*[/i]

“…IS…”

[i]*DUN*[/i]

“…HERE!”

A lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video plays on the AngleTron, and “Know Your Role 2000” blares out over the P.A. system. The crowd stands up as one and cheers loudly as the lights go down in the arena. PR is heard saying, “THE CHAMP IS HERE!” in tune with the beat of the song, while smoke fills the entrance stage and spotlights circle around and around the arena. A few seconds elapsed, the entrance doors slide open, and Tha Puerto Rican quickly saunters out through the smoke and stops on the entrance stage. The cheers get louder. PRL points a menacing finger at the two Corporation members inside of the ring, and then power walks down the entrance ramp, not stopping at all, and keeping his eyes focused on the ring. The crowd cheers louder than before. 

BUFFER
And his opponent. Coming to the ring at this time. From San Juan, Puerto Rico. Weighing in at 220 lbs. One-half of The Badd Boyz. He is THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! 

COLE
Could this be the second-to-last time that we see Tha Puerto Rican come down the entrance ramp on HeldDOWN~!? 

COACH
Yes. Yes it is. 

Rock Hard Brickston charges forward for a punch--BLOCKED! PRL nails Brickston with Rock-style punches to the temple on the entrance ramp! 

COLE
PRL starting this match early! Here we go! 

*DING DING DING*

[b]2-ON-1 HANDICAP TABLES MATCH
THA PUERTO RICAN vs. MR. BORICUA AND ROCK HARD BRICKSTON[/b]
PRL nails Brickston with left jab after left jab after left jab! Mr. Boricua charges…and he gets nailed with a Rock-style punch to the temple! Then another! Then another! PRL grabs both of Rock Hard Brickston’s legs and trips him up. Brickston's head lands on the entrance ramp! PRL then spreads Brickston’s legs apart, and punches him right in the groin! 

COLE
No Disqualifications! Anything goes in this match! 

P.R. grabs Mr. Boricua and drags him over near Sofa Central. 

COLE
They’re coming this way! 

COACH
Come on Mr. Boricua! Wake up! Stay focused! FOCUSED! 

The crowd is hot. PRL slams Mr. Boricua’s head on top of the timekeeper’s table! Brickston charges forward with his hands locked together for a double axehandle--PRL moves out of the way and punches Rock Hard in the gut! He then fires off with more punches and then slams Brickston’s head on top of the timekeeper’s table too! P.R. grabs Brickston by his head, grabs Mr. Boricua by his head…DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! 

COACH
Oh no! 

COLE
And PRL, despite fighting 2 men, has been able to stand on his own two feet thus far! 

COACH
We’re just getting started, Cole! Hang on! 

P.R. grabs the ring bell and the hammer used on the ring bell. He waits for Brickston to get near him. 

*DING!*

PRL places the ring bell over Rock Hard Brickston’s face, and then slams the hammer onto the bell!

COLE
His bell was rung! 

COACH
Ugh! 

PR taunts Brickston, and then waits for Mr. Boricua to get near him. 

*DING!*

PRL places the ring bell over Mr. Boricua’s face, and then slams the hammer onto the bell!

COACH
Mr. Boricua! 

PRL (singing)
# Bells will be ringinggg! #

COLE
Ha! Ha! 

COACH
Shut up! This is not funny! NOT FUNNY AT ALL! 

Tha Puerto Rican shoves the timekeeper out of his steel chair, and then grabs it. He folds the chair up. PRL measures both Corporation members up. 

*WHACK!*

PRL SLAMS THE STEEL CHAIR OVER ROCK HARD BRICKSTON’S HEAD SENDING HIM INTO A BARRICADE! 

COLE
Chairshot for Rock Hard! 

*WHACK!*

PRL SLAMS THE STEEL CHAIR OVER MR. BORICUA’S HEAD SENDING HIM INTO A BARRICADE!

COLE
Chairshot for The Corporate Giant! 

PRL throws the steel chair aside, taunts the dazed Mr. Boricua, and then charges forward, leaping up with a flying clothesline that takes both PRL AND Mr. Boricua OVER the barricade and into the crowd!

COACH
AAH! 

PRL gets up first, takes a deep breath, and then picks Mr. Boricua up. He punches him in the face with a Rock-style punch. He does it again! And again! And again! And again! PRL grabs Mr. Boricua and takes him through the crowd, punching him along the way. 

COLE
And now PRL and Mr. Boricua going through the crowd! Shades of Anglepalooza and the Lethal Rumble when PRL brawled with Vitamin X all over the crowd! 

The fans touch PRL’s bare back and Mr. Boricua’s torn up dress shirt as the two men go through the crowd. P.R. grabs a cup of soda from a fan, drinks from it, and then SPITS the soda back out into Mr. Boricua’s face! He then slams the cup into Mr. Boricua’s head! PRL grabs Mr. Boricua by his giant head again and takes him through the crowd some more. 

COACH
Get Mr. Boricua away from those peons! He’ll crush them! You don’t want us to get sued do you!? 

PRL continues taking Mr. Boricua through the crowd…suddenly, Rock Hard Brickston grabs PRL and starts punching him in the face! 

COACH
Yeah! Get him! 

Brickston nails PRL with several right hands! PRL fights back with lefts! Back and forth they go! 

COLE
Rock Hard coming to the aid of his partner! 

COACH
Yea Rock Hard! Make the Corporation proud! 

Brickston soon gains the advantage with rights, which take The People’s Champion near the barricade. PRL is dazed, so Brickston takes a few steps back and charges forward. PRL recovers, giving Rock Hard Brickston a BAAAAAAACK Body Drop over the barricade, taking him back to the ringside area! 

“YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican just sent 6’6” 215 pounds of Rock Hard Brickston over the barricade! 

COACH
Oh no! 

Puerto Rican grabs Mr. Boricua and sends him over the barricade and back into the ringside area too! 

COLE
PRL in control of his two former running buddies!

COACH
Rock Hard Brickston was smart enough to see through PRL’s bull three years before everyone else did! 

COLE
That doesn’t speak too highly of Mr. Boricua, Coach! 

COACH
…Nice Boricua! Good Boricua! Popick rules!

Mr. Boricua and Rock Hard Brickston start to slowly get up. PRL hops over the barricade back to the ringside area. He waits for Rock Hard Brickston to get up, and then clotheslines him back down onto the protective mats! PRL then gets a head full of steam and jumps up to nail Mr. Boricua with a clothesline that knocks *him* down onto the protective mats! PRL shoots right back up and plays to the crowd. He “smells the electricity” while the crowd cheers. 

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican in control of the Corporation, and this crowd is loving it! 

COACH
The People’s Champion my ass!

The camera cuts to the Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation dressing room where Stephen Joseph Popick, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez-Popick, Vitamin X, Princess Stacey, and Cuban Wall are watching the match as it happens on a T.V. Popick has the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt lying next to him on the sofa, and Lindsay has the OAOAST Women’s Championship belt lying next to her on the sofa also. The five Corporation members watch the match with serious expressions on their faces. 

COLE
And there are some of the members of the Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation! They are most certainly paying attention to this match! 

COACH
Don’t worry, Popick! Next week it’ll all be over! Next week your enemy is GONE! 

COLE
That is if Spanish Fly can grab the contract in the Ultimate X Match next Thursday night! 

COACH
He will. I believe in him and so does Popick! And that’s all that matters! 

Rock Hard Brickston and PRL head back into the ring. P.R. measures Brickston, and then hits him with a left hand! He then does another! And another! PR switches to Rock-style punches to the temple! Punch. Punch. Punch. NOW KISS THAT LEFT~! Punch! Mr. Boricua enters the ring, grabs PRL from behind, and then lifts him up…Back Suplex! 

COLE
Back Suplex from The Corporate Bodyguard! 

COACH
Yeah! All right! The Corporate Giant with a CORPORATE Back Suplex on the Corporate CHUMP! 

Mr. Boricua stands up, jumps up and does a simple splash onto Tha Puerto Rican’s body!

COLE
A big splash from Mr. Boricua! 

COACH
HOO-HAH! 

COLE
…

The camera cuts back to the Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation dressing room where Lindsay, Vitamin X, Princess Stacey, and Cuban Wall all have smiles on their faces. Stephen Joseph, meanwhile, has a serious expression on his face. 

COLE
Popick looking on, with the #1 Contender to his World Heavyweight Title at AngleMania VII for now sitting a few feet away from him!

COACH
‘For now’? Michael, PRL’s career is FINISHED next week! Accept it.

Mr. Boricua picks Tha Puerto Rican up. He punches him in the face while yelling. Boricua scoops PRL up, holding him up in the air for a few seconds before slamming him back down onto the mat HARD! PRL yelps out in pain! Mr. Boricua then grabs Tha Puerto Rican’s legs and spreads them apart, so that Rock Hard Brickston can drop an elbow onto Tha Puerto Rican’s groin! 

“OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Brickston then does a fist drop right onto Tha Puerto Rican’s groin! 

“OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

COLE
Brickston really targeting PRL’s crotch there! 

COACH
Good! Make sure that The P.R. Menace doesn’t have any children! Can you imagine that? Little PRL’s running around, cocking their eyebrows, ‘smelling the electricity’ all of the time, stealing other people’s moves and mannerisms? *Shudder* It’d be a nightmare!

“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”

Mr. Boricua picks Tha Puerto Rican up and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. PRL bounces off of the ropes and charges forward…Mr. Boricua goes for a clothesline…PRL ducks the clothesline…bounces off of the opposite ropes…charges forward…jumps up and nails Mr. Boricua with a flying clothesline that DOESN’T take him down this time! P.R. gets up…gets grabbed from behind by Rock Hard Brickston in a Full Nelson, and then gets taken down with a Full Nelson Slam! Afterwards, Rock Hard Brickston gives PRL the “You can’t see me!” hand taunt! 

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

COLE
Just think, even if he did that last week, he’d STILL get cheered!

COACH
Yeah, but he’s not pandering to these idiots anymore! And good thing too! Time to let the REAL Rock Hard Brickston out into the world!

Brickston tells Mr. Boricua something. Mr. Boricua yells out for some reason. Brickston tells Boricua to pick PRL up. PRL is now becoming groggy, sucking in wind. Rock Hard Brickston and Mr. Boricua both whip PRL into the ropes. Both men then put their heads down. This proves to be a mistake as Tha Puerto Rican stops in his tracks, kicks Mr. Boricua right in the face, and then grabs Rock Hard by his head and just slams him down onto the mat! 

COLE
Faceplant for Rock Hard Brickston!

PRL waits for Mr. Boricua to get near him. As soon as Mr. Boricua recovers from PRL’s kick to the face, Mr. Boricua heads towards PRL…


…right into a DIAMOND CUTTER! 

COLE
Lightning Strike! Lightning Strike from Tha Puerto Rican! That was his finisher when he wrestled in Puerto Rico!  

COACH
And he’ll be going BACK to Puerto Rico next week after he loses the Ultimate X Match!

PR takes the time out to applaud himself for his Lightning Strike. The crowd applauds with him. 

COACH
Such an egomaniac. 

COLE
That egomaniac is in control of two of the Corporation’s biggest athletes! 

COACH
This bizarre infatuation that you have with Tha Puerto Rican has got to stop, man! Seriously. It’s really weird and it’s creeping me out! 

COLE
Oh come on! Don’t act like you weren’t riding Tha Puerto Rican’s jock for the past two years! 

COACH
I once was lost but now am found. Was blind, but now I see! 

COLE
Oh please!

PRL gets up. Rock Hard Brickston runs towards him.

SPINEBUSTER~!!!

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

COACH
Oh dear God! No! 

COLE
It could be time! It could be time! 

The crowd is on its collective feet! The electricity flowing through the air! PRL runs his mouth as he walks on over to where Rock Hard Brickston is lying. PRL stands over Rock Hard Brickston…and kicks Brickston’s right arm onto his chest. 

COLE
It could be time! It could be time! 

COACH
Oh no! 

PRL removes his right elbow pad and throws it into the crowd. He does some weird hand signals--MR. BORICUA HITS PRL WITH A BIG BOOT!~!

COACH
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

COLE
Mr. Boricua cut off The Puerto Rico Elbow before it could happen! 

COACH
THANK YOU, MR. BORICUA! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT! 

COLE
PRL is down on the mat! 

The OAOAST Starbucks™ Double Shot Instant Replay shows Mr. Boricua’s big boot into Tha Puerto Rican’s face stopping The Puerto Rico Elbow again. We see it from a different angle. 

COACH
Look at that! He NAILED him that time! He just drove his big size 15 foot into Tha Puerto Rican’s puny head! HA! I love it! 

COLE
And I am sure Popick loved it too, watching it from the Corporation dressing room! 

COACH
The Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation is back in control! CORPORATE Control if you will. 

COLE
Oy vey.

Mr. Boricua yells. He snorts, cranks his neck, yells, screams, and cracks his knuckles. Boricua snorts as he climbs over the top ring rope to exit the ring. Mr. B heads on over to lift the ring apron up so that he can search underneath the ring. 

COLE
Uh-oh. It could be tables time! 

COACH
Boricua…GET THE TABLES!

Rock Hard Brickston stomps on Tha Puerto Rican while Mr. Boricua searches underneath the ring…and pulls out a table. The crowd boos loudly. Mr. Boricua screams as he looks at the table. 

COLE
And there’s the table. All Boricua and Brickston have to do is put PR through it and they win the match for the SJPC! 

COACH
I’m sure even Mr. Boricua can understand that! 

COLE
He can hear you, Coach. 

COACH
Oh boy. 

Mr. Boricua grunts and yells as he walks around the ringside area with the table in his hands. Boricua slides the table underneath the bottom ring rope, and then uses the second ring rope to get onto the ring apron. As Rock Hard Brickston chokes PRL with his right foot, Mr. Boricua enters the ring by climbing over the top ring rope. 

COLE
PRL so desperate to get into the AngleMania VII main event that he willingly put his career on the line in a match against Spanish Fly next week. And he might be getting softened up for that match right now as we speak! 

COACH
PRL wants to get another shot at the Title so bad, well, he’s going to have to pay for it now AND next week! 

Mr. Boricua yells. This gets Rock Hard Brickston’s attention. Brickston stops choking PRL. Mr. Boricua yells for Brickston to do something. Mr. Boricua picks the table up and sets it up right in the middle of the ring. 

“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”

COACH
Here we go! This is going to be sweet! 

COLE
Mr. Boricua and Rock Hard Brickston setting up for the finish! All they have to do is send PRL through a table and they win the match! 

COACH
And they will! Come on guys! 

The table is set up in the middle of the ring. The crowd is anxious, worried for The People’s Champ. PRL is coughing, breathing hard, and sweating. He clutches his throat in pain. Mr. Boricua screams out loud. The crowd boos loudly. 

COLE
This could be it! 

Rock Hard Brickston picks Tha Puerto Rican up. PRL is now fatigued. Brickston has an evil smile on his face as he grabs Tha Puerto Rican’s right hand and whips him--NO--PRL reverses, hooks both of Brickston’s arms, and gives him a Double-Armed DDT! 

COLE
Double-Armed DDT on Rock Hard Brickston! 

PRL quickly gets back to a vertical base. Mr. Boricua charges towards him, but PRL grabs him and hooks him up! He takes Mr. Boricua towards the table.


LATIN SLAM THROUGH THE TABLE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

“YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

COLE
Latin Slam! Latin Slam! Latin Slam through the table! The Latin Lion giving the 6’9” 300 pound Mr. Boricua a Latin Slam through the table! 

COACH
Oh no! 

*******************************************
1ST ELIMINATION: Mr. Boricua
TIME OF ELIMINATION: 4:56
ELIMINATED BY: Tha Puerto Rican
*******************************************

COLE
PRL has already gotten one man! If he can send Brickston through a table he pulls off the upset! 

The crowd has come alive! PRL does a Flair Flop onto the mat! Mr. Boricua lies in the wreckage of the table, while Rock Hard Brickston starts to move on the mat. The OAOAST Starbucks™ Double Shot Instant Replay shows PRL’s Latin Slam on Mr. Boricua through the table. It is shown from two different angles. 

COLE
PRL with a big time Latin Slam on the biggest member of the Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation, a fact which must not pleased Popick! 

COACH
It doesn’t please ME! COME ON BRICKSTON! It’s all up to you! Make the Corporation proud! Send PRL straight through a table! 

Another “P.R.!” chant starts up. PR slowly pushes himself off of the mat and onto his knees. He then takes a deep breath, obviously winded now. He wipes the sweat off of his forehead and flicks it at Rock Hard and Mr. Boricua. 

COACH
Eww. PRL has terrible hygiene! 

PRL has a smile on his face as he stands up straight and exits the ring. 

COLE
Popick is probably biting his fingernails right now! What a boost mentally this would be for Tha Puerto Rican if he were to defeat TWO Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation members in a 2-On-1 Handicap Tables Match a week before he puts his career on the line in an Ultimate X Match against ANOTHER SJPC member!

PRL walks around ringside, stopping at one corner to lift the ring apron up and search underneath the ring. 

COACH
This isn’t good! This isn’t good at all! 

COLE
The pendulum is swinging the other way, Coach! Tha Puerto Rican is in control of not one, but TWO Corporate members! He might end up defeating FOUR Corporation members in a single night! 

COACH
He’ll choke! He’ll choke like he always does! And he’ll choke next week too, FOR THE LAST TIME! 

PRL searches some more underneath the ring…and pulls out another table! The crowd cheers loudly. PRL plays to the crowd with the table in his hands. He motions that he is going to “lay the smackdown on some corporate candy asses!” Puerto slides the table underneath the bottom ring rope and then slides underneath the bottom rope himself. PRL then grabs the table and sets it up. 

COACH
Oh God. No! PRL is not gonna win BOTH of his matches tonight! Oh no! 

COLE
PRL seems focused on the task at hand, even though he has a HUGE match coming up next week! 

COACH
The 'PRL Farewell Tour' will continue tonight, Cole! It will! 

The crowd is rooting P.R. on. P.R. sets the table right in the middle of the ring. Puerto Rican motions that he is going to put Rock Hard Brickston through the table. 

COLE
One more person and Tha Puerto Rican wins!

PRL sees Mr. Boricua slide underneath the bottom ring rope and stand on the outside, his eyes glazed over. Rock Hard Brickston also slides underneath the bottom rope and staggers to his feet, holding his head in pain. TPR exits the ring and grabs Brickston--NO--Brickston springs to life and punches PR in the face several times! 

COACH
Yes! 

Rock Hard’s punches stagger The Latin Lion! Brickston then grabs Puerto by his right hand and then whips him right into the STEEL ring steps! PR’s right shoulder crashes into the ring steps! 

COLE
Oh my! PRL went crashing HARD into those STEEL steps! 

COACH
There you go, Brickston! Do your thing, Rock Hard! Do your thing! 

Brickston lets out a mighty roar, which pisses off the fans. Brickston lunges at one fan in a “LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN” T-shirt, and then walks on over to pick Tha Puerto Rican up. 

COLE
Rock Hard in control of a man he’s had many battles with in the past! 

COACH
He’s beaten him several times in the past, and he’s going to beat him again tonight! 

Rock Hard Brickston grabs Tha Puerto Rican by his tights and throws him back into the ring. PRL is breathing hard, and holding his right shoulder in pain. Rock Hard Brickston enters the ring through the first and second ring ropes and then starts stomping on Tha Puerto Rican! 

COLE
PRL is in a bad way here! 

Rock Hard Brickston gets on top of PRL and starts pummeling away at him, the table set up 3 feet away from the both of them! P.R. tries desperately to block the shots with his hands, but is unable to. Brickston stands up and yells at the crowd. 

ROCK HARD BRICKSTON
LOOK AT YOUR HERO NOW! 

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

COLE
Rock Hard Brickston turning his back on the fans last week to rejoin the Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation! 

COACH
He didn’t turn his back on the fans. The fans turned their backs on him! 

COLE
Oh come on! That’s a load of bullcrap! 

COACH
No, it’s the truth! It’s the truth, Ruth! Ugh, I’m never going to say THAT again!

Brickston pounds PRL some more, and then picks him up. Rock Hard Brickston grabs Tha Puerto Rican by his right hand and delivers an Irish whip into the opposite ropes--NO--PRL reverses…he holds on…and hooks Brickston up! 

COLE
Here we go! The second elimination! 

COACH
No! No! No! 

PRL has Brickston hooked up and takes him towards the table. 

LATIN SLA--


*WHACK!*

MR. BORICUA HITS THA PUERTO RICAN IN THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

COACH
YEAH BORICUA! 

COLE
Mr. Boricua comes in just in the nick of time! 

COACH
WAY TO GO BORICUA! WAY TO GO! 

Mr. Boricua throws the steel chair aside. Tha Puerto Rican is still holding on to Rock Hard Brickston, but his grip has loosened. So, Rock Hard Brickston shoves Tha Puerto Rican into the ropes. PRL bounces off of the ropes…Rock Hard Brickston grabs him…and lifts him up…


MR. BORICUA DOES A DIAMOND CUTTER ON THA PUERTO RICAN THROUGH THE TABLE WHILE ROCK HARD BRICKSTON HOLDS ONTO PRL‘S WAIST~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

COLE
3-D! A Dudley Death Drop on Tha Puerto Rican through the table!

COACH
YEAH-UH~!

*DING DING DING* (6:55)

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FINAL ELIMINATION: Tha Puerto Rican
TIME OF ELIMINATION: 6:55
ELIMINATED BY: Mr. Boricua and Rock Hard Brickston
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[b]TEH WINNORS~![/b] : Mr. Boricua and Rock Hard Brickston
ELIMINATED: Tha Puerto Rican
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“No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Royds starts up again. Rock Hard Brickston pumps his fists in celebration while Mr. Boricua yells out and raises his hands in victory. The crowd boos loudly. 

BUFFER
Here are your winners…the team of MISTER BORICUA AND ROCK HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BRICKSTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! 

Tha Puerto Rican lies in the wreckage of the table, holding his stomach in pain. Mr. Boricua yells out once again, while Rock Hard Brickston raises his hands in victory. 

COLE
It was within the rules, that being there are no rules! So, Mr. Boricua took that to his advantage using that steel chair to set up the 3-D, the Dudley Death Drop, and sealed the victory for the Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation! 

COACH
EXCELLENT work from the Corporation! PRL went down and OUT! And it’s only going to get WORSE from here on out! Next week, next week Michael Cole, is the execution! 

The camera cuts to the Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation dressing room where Stephen Joseph Popick, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez-Popick, Vitamin X, Princess Stacey and Cuban Wall all applaud Mr. Boricua and Rock Hard Brickston for their victory. 

STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK
Way to go, guys! 

MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ-POPICK
*Whistles*

VITAMIN X
BOO-YAH~! 

PRINCESS STACEY
Excellent job! 

CUBAN WALL
YES! 

POPICK
Oh, look at P.R.! Look at him! He looks hurt! The poor guy looks hurt! 

LINDSAY
Awww! Poor baby! 

POPICK
You think we should go help him? 

LINDSAY
Nah! He hasn’t suffered enough! 

POPICK
Yeah, we’ll help him…tomorrow! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

The five Corporation members laugh uproariously at PRL’s misery. 

COLE
The Corporation celebrating P.R.’s loss tonight! 

COACH
And they’ll have even more reason to celebrate next week when Tha Puerto Rican LEAVES the OAOAST FOREVER! 

COLE
That is in 7 days, Coach! But is this an omen? Is this a sign of things to come? Will Tha Puerto Rican be looking up at the ceiling watching Spanish Fly grab the contract to win the Ultimate X Match next Thursday night causing the end of his career? Or will PRL be able to recover from this loss and get the AngleMania title shot? 

COACH
He choked tonight, and he’s going to choke again next Thursday night! And this time his choking will cost him his very career! Good riddance!

“No Chance In Hell” continues playing as Mr. Boricua and Rock Hard Brickston continue celebrating inside of the ring. Tha Puerto Rican is still down on the mat, holding his stomach in pain. Mr. Boricua and Brickston see Tha Puerto Rican down on the mat…and then start stomping on him! 

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

COLE
Now come on! That’s enough! The match is already over! 

COACH
But the fun is just getting started! 

“No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Royds dies down. Mr. Boricua and Rock Hard Brickston stomp on Tha Puerto Rican until he is in the fetal position. The crowd boos loudly. 

“HEAT!”
“HEAT!”
“HEAT!”
“HEAT!”

COLE
The fans want the other Badd Boy to come to the rescue! 

COACH
He is not going to come! He’s too scared to come and fight Brickston AND Mr. Boricua! 

Brickston and Boricua pummel Tha Puerto Rican with their feet. The crowd chants for Colombian Heat to come out. The chanting stops and turns to cheers because COLOMBIAN HEAT runs down the entrance ramp! 

COLE
Here comes Heat to the rescue! 

Colombian Heat slides into the ring! Mr. Boricua goes to attack, and gets hit in the head with a lead pipe! 

COACH
Hey! 

COLE
Heat has come equipped! He came prepared!

As Mr. Boricua holds his head in pain, Colombian Heat slams the lead pipe across Rock Hard Brickston’s midsection! Heat then drops the lead pipe and starts punching Rock Hard in the face to the delight of the fans! 

COLE
Heat going to work on Rock Hard Brickston! Heat will meet Popick for the World Heavyweight Title on the Leap Year Spectacular! 

COACH
He’s going to choke just like his buddies did! He’s going to choke just like The Mad Cappa and Tha Puerto Rican did! 

Colombian Heat has Brickston good and dazed. He then kicks him in the stomach, turns around, grabs Brickston’s arms, and then--


SPANISH FLY LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK ON COLOMBIAN HEAT!!!!!!!!!

COLE
No! Damnit! Damnit! 

COACH
Hooray for Spanish Fly! 

COLE
That damn Spanish Fly, attacking Colombian Heat AGAIN! 

COACH
Hey, he deserved it! Attacking SJPC members with a lead pipe! How dare he!? 

Spanish Fly gets up and starts stomping on Colombian Heat! Rock Hard Brickston shakes the cobwebs out and joins in on the beatdown! The crowd boos loudly. 

COLE
The two corporate sellouts beating up on Colombian Heat! 

COACH
He’s the only former Lightning Crew member who hasn’t rejoined! 

COLE
And I think he wants it to stay that way! 

Spanish Fly gets on top of Heat and punches him in the face repeatedly. Fly taunts his former best friend while Brickston stands guard over Fly. 

COLE
The hopes of the Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation rests on Spanish Fly’s shoulders next week! It is up to Fly to make sure that Tha Puerto Rican never wrestles in the One And Only AngleSault Thread ever again! 

COACH
And he’s going to do it! I believe in you, Fly! Everyone thinks Spanish Fly doesn’t stand a chance of beating Tha Puerto Rican, but then everyone thought that the New York Giants didn’t stand a chance of beating the New England Patriots, and look what happened! We are going to see the CORPROATE upset next week LIVE on HeldDOWN~! 

Spanish Fly chokes Colombian Heat while Rock Hard Brickston taunts him. The boos get even louder (as if that were possible) when Stephen Joseph Popick, Vitamin X, and Cuban Wall walk down the entrance ramp. 

COLE
Oh now what!? 

COACH
THE CHAMP IS HERE! 

COLE
Shut up! 

Popick has an evil grin on his face as he walks up the ring steps. Vitamin X follows him, while Cuban Wall grabs the second ring rope to get onto the ring apron and enter the ring over the top ring rope. Popick looks down at PRL and laughs evilly. 

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican is down, beaten, and Stephen Joseph Popick loves it! 

COACH
He should. But he’ll love it even more when Tha Puerto Rican is down, beaten and RETIRED next week!

Popick motions for PRL to be picked up. Rock Hard Brickston and Cuban Wall do so. Tha Puerto Rican is groggy, his eyes glazed over. The crowd chants for The Great One, but the chants don’t work as Vitamin X grabs the lead pipe dropped by Colombian Heat and hits PRL right in the ribs with it! 

COLE
A shot to the ribs with that lead pipe! 

COACH
Yes! I love it! 

X throws the lead pipe to Popick. Popick almost drops it, but regains it quickly. The OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion measures up Tha Puerto Rican, who is still being held by Brickston and Wall. 

*PING!*

*PING!*

*PING!*

*PING!*

*PING!*

*PING!*

Pipe shots all over Tha Puerto Rican’s body, the last one hitting PRL over the head! 

COLE
The OAOAST World Champion demolishing his former client right now! 

PRL falls to the mat! His eyes are closed. Popick laughs at PR’s misery. The crowd boos loudly. Spanish Fly continues beating on Colombian Heat. Popick poses to nothing but jeers and insults. Cuban Wall and Vitamin X chuckle at the booing. 

COACH
PRL might forfeit the match next week and retire right now after what he’s just gone through! 

COLE
He won’t! He has too much pride! Too much ego to just forfeit! Even if he shows up with his ribs taped, with a concussion, feeling sore all over his body, he WILL compete next week in that Ultimate X Match! THAT is how much the AngleMania World Title shot means to him! 

COACH
Well, he’s just making it even EASIER for Spanish Fly to beat him next week! 

COLE
You may be right. As if he wasn’t in enough pain, Popick is softening him up further right now! 

POPICK
Yo, Wall! 

Popick gives Wall a thumbs up. Cuban Wall nods his head. Cuban Wall grabs Tha Puerto Rican by his hair and picks him up. As he does this, Vitamin X and Mr. Boricua pick Colombian Heat up. 

*PING!*

SPANISH FLY NAILS COLOMBIAN HEAT OVER THE HEAD WITH THE LEAD PIPE!

COACH
Way to go, little buddy! 

Spanish Fly sticks his tongue out and does a SHIMMY~!, mocking Heat! The crowd boos. 

COLE
Spanish Fly just used that lead pipe on the head of Colombian Heat! 

COACH
That brought back some memories, didn’t it, Heat? 

COLE
That’s right! Popick hit Colombian Heat in the back of the head with a lead pipe the night the P.R./Popick alliance was formed! But that was then, this is now, and NOW, Colombian Heat AND Tha Puerto Rican are at the mercy of Stephen Joseph Popick! 

Colombian Heat lies on the mat, and a small cut appears on his forehead. Blood slowly starts dripping out from the cut on the unconscious Colombian Heat’s face. 

COLE
Oh, he’s bleeding. He’s bleeding now! 

COACH
Good. And believe it or not, we’re STILL not done yet! 

Cuban Wall has got a GOOZLE~! around PRL’s throat. Popick gives him the thumbs up. With Mr. Boricua, Popick, Spanish Fly, Vitamin X, and Rock Hard Brickston watching, Cuban Wall grabs PRL by the waistband of his tights and then lifts him up high into the air. 

COLE
Look at that power! 

COACH
Tremendous! 

Cuban Wall holds PRL up in the air…and then slams him back down to earth with a CHOKESLAM!!!!!!

COLE
Chokeslam! A Chokeslam on Tha Puerto Rican! 

COACH
I LOVE IT! 

The SJPC members celebrate Cuban Wall’s Chokeslam. PRL lies knocked out on the mat. Colombian Heat is still bleeding. 

COLE
How many times have we seen this? How many times over the past couple of years have we seen this done to Tha Puerto Rican’s enemies? Now it is being done to Tha Puerto Rican himself! 

COACH
It is karma coming back to bite PRL in the ass! That’s what it is! 

COLE
Stephen Joseph Popick is orchestrating this decimation of Tha Puerto Rican one week before he puts his career on the line in an Ultimate X Match! 

Popick tells PRL something and then tells Cuban Wall something. He motions for something to be given to him. Cuban Wall smiles evilly. Wall and Boricua pick Tha Puerto Rican up. PRL can barely stand up now. Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall, both with evil smiles on their faces, shove PRL directly into Popick’s waiting hands! 

COLE
What’s this!? 

Popick turns PRL around and applies a Full Nelson on him. The crowd immediately figures out what Popick is going to do and starts booing. Popick takes PRL over to a turnbuckle corner. 

COLE
Oh no. Don’t tell me. 

Popick climbs the second rope. 

COACH
No way! In street clothes!? 

Popick stands on the second turnbuckle. Popick jumps out, pulling Tha Puerto Rican over in a Full Nelson Suplex, but shifting his body so that he lands on his ass, giving PRL a Stone Cold Stunner in the process! Finality! 

COLE
Finality! Finality on Tha Puerto Rican! 

COACH
He’s doing it now because he’s not going to be able to do it at AngleMania VII! HA! HA! HA!

Tha Puerto Rican drops onto the mat, spread-eagle. Popick dusts his hands, an evil grin on his face, a job well done. 

COLE
Stephen Joseph Popick has once again made Tha Puerto Rican’s life a living hell! 

COACH
Not just Tha Puerto Rican, but Colombian Heat too! 

Popick orders for someone to help him up. Vitamin X and Cuban Wall help their leader to his feet. Popick dusts himself off, Vitamin X helping him dust himself off. Popick tells X something and then the two of them laugh.

COACH
This is a scene that I’ll never forget! I love it! I love it so much! 

Stephen Joseph Popick, Vitamin X, Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, Rock Hard Brickston and Spanish Fly all raise their hands and smile evilly. Tha Puerto Rican lies on the mat spread-eagle, while Colombian Heat lies on the mat, his face bloodied, unconscious. Garbage gets thrown into the ring. The crowd boos loudly. 

COLE
The Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation has left The Badd Boyz laying! 

COACH
And it’s only going to get WORST for them from here on out! 

“No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Royds starts playing again. Garbage continues getting thrown into the ring. Stephen Joseph Popick tells his Corporation that it’s time to leave. Vitamin X holds the first and second ring ropes open for Popick to leave the ring, and then follows him. Spanish Fly, Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua and Rock Hard Brickston all leave the ring, leaving The Badd Boyz to wallow away in pain on the mat. 

COLE
The SJPC has come out strong tonight! But will they come out strong next week in the Ultimate X Match? 

COACH
They will. I can feel it! Next week one annoying bug is squashed, and then the second one will get squashed on the Leap Year Spectacular! And then, THEN, we can have Cuban Wall vs. Stephen Joseph Popick at AngleMania VII in peace! 

COLE
That's what Popick wants. That’s what Cuban Wall wants. But that’s not what these people want, and that’s DAMN SURE not what Tha Puerto Rican wants! 

COACH
The people and PRL can do two things: nothing or LIKE IT! 

The Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation members walk up the entrance ramp, all smiling evilly, gloating over what they’ve just done. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Tha Puerto Rican is moving his arms around on the mat. 

COLE
The Corporation with a HUGE victory tonight! PRL LOST the 2-On-1 Handicap Tables Match! 

The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen. Cut to the ending of the 2-On-1 Handicap Tables Match starting with Tha Puerto Rican about to do the Latin Slam on Rock Hard Brickston. 

COACH
Okay so, PRL was going to do his stupid Rock Bottom--I mean Latin Slam, on Brickston. But then look at this…BAM! Chairshot to the back from Mr. Boricua! But what’s this? Brickston holds onto PRL. Shoves him into the ropes! 3-D! 3-D! 3-D! Dudley…Death…Drop TRHOUGH the table! PRL is gone! The Corporation wins, and PRL chokes AGAIN! Can we see that again? 

A replay of the 3-D through the table is shown again from a different angle. 

COACH
Thank you. YEAH! 3-D! 3-D! 3-D! I love it! PRL is OUT COLD! 

Another replay of the 3-D through the table is shown from another angle. 

COACH
Cool! Thanks! 3-D! 3-D! 3-D! Yes! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

*Another* replay of the 3-D through the table is shown from yet *another* angle. 

COACH
And again! 3-D! 3-D! 3-D! 

COLE
Enough! 

The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen. Cut to Stephen Joseph Popick, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez-Popick, Vitamin X, Princess Stacey and Cuban Wall watching the ending of the match in the Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation dressing room. They all applaud and yell out in joy when Mr. Boricua and Rock Hard Brickston give Tha Puerto Rican the 3-D through the table. 

COLE
And look at this! The Corporation celebrating when PRL got 3-D’d through the table. 

COACH
Duh. It was their guys doing the 3-Ding! OF COURSE THEY’RE GONNA CELEBRATE, YOU IDIOT!  

COLE
I was hoping they’d feel a little sympathy for their former boss, but I guess I shouldn’t be surprised at how happy they were. 

COACH
If you think they are happy now, just wait until next Thursday night when Tha Puerto Rican is RETIRED thanks to Spanish Fly!

The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen again. Cut back to live action as Stephen Joseph Popick, Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, Vitamin X, Spanish Fly and Rock Hard Brickston walk up to the entrance stage. Tha Puerto Rican is on his side, shaking, holding his ribs in pain as “No Chance In Hell” continues playing. Colombian Heat is still unconscious and bleeding on the mat. 

COLE
Are we just 7 days away from the end of Tha Puerto Rican’s career? Or are we just 7 days away from Cuban Wall losing his GUARANTEED OAOAST World Championship Match at AngleMania VII? It’s going to be a Valentine’s Day to remember, that’s for sure! 

COACH
For PRL, next week will be HIS St. Valentine’s Day Massacare! And for Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez-Popick, it will be the absolute BEST Valentine’s Day gift that she’s ever gotten! 

COLE
Popick promised Lindsay that the end of Tha Puerto Rican’s career will be his Valentine’s Day gift to her. But for now, Popick and his Corporation have beaten PRL to a pulp! 

COACH
It’s just like Anglepalooza all over again! 

COLE
Uh…not quite. 

Stephen Joseph Popick, Cuban Wall, Vitamin X, Spanish Fly, Rock Hard Brickston and Mr. Boricua all join hands and raise their hands in victory, posing on the entrance stage with evil smiles on their faces to LOUD boos. Popick puts seven fingers up and says, “Seven days.” Cuban Wall has a cocky smirk on his face as he does a cutthroat hand gesture. Spanish Fly points at PRL and says, “You’re mine next week!” before doing a crotch chop. Vitamin X does a Shane-O-Mac Shuffle and says, “IT’S OVAH~!” Rock Hard Brickston laughs maniacally and says some derogatory things about PRL. Mr. Boricua yells, snorts, grunts, cracks his knuckles and growls. Tha Puerto Rican is on his stomach and is staring at the SJPC members. 

COLE
Next week’s HeldDOWN~! will be one for the ages! The first ever Valentine’s Day HeldDOWN~! headlined by the Ultimate X Match between Spanish Fly and Tha Puerto Rican! If Tha Puerto Rican wins, then he goes on to OAOAST AngleMania VII to challenge for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! But if Spanish Fly wins, then Tha Puerto Rican must retire from the sport of professional wrestling! HUGE stakes involve for Tha Puerto Rican AND everyone in the Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation! It’s all or nothing for PRL next week! 

COACH
He’s gonna choke! No way can he do it! He’ll crack under all of the pressure! 

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican is a desperate man! He is desperate to go to AngleMania VII to challenge for the World Heavyweight Title! In an act of desperation he has put his own career on the line for a Title shot! Like the old saying goes, ’Desperate men do desperate things.’ But will PRL pay for his act of desperation next week when he has what could quite possibly be his final match on HeldDOWN~!? The final match of his career? Fans, thank you for tuning into this week’s HeldDOWN~! For Jonathan Coachman, I’m Michael Cole saying so long from Mobile, Alabama! We’ll see you next week LIVE from Montreal, Quebec, Canada for St. Valentine’s Day HeldDOWN~!

Stephen Joseph Popick, Cuban Wall, Vitamin X, Spanish Fly, Rock Hard Brickston and Mr. Boricua all continue laughing maniacally and smiling evilly on the entrance stage. Colombian Heat lies on the mat, still unconscious, still bloodied. Trash continues getting thrown into the ring, and at the same time, trash gets thrown in the general direction of the members of the Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation on the entrance stage. Stephen Joseph Popick, Cuban Wall, Vitamin X, Spanish Fly, Rock Hard Brickston and Mr. Boricua all look at Tha Puerto Rican and laugh maniacally and smile evilly. Tha Puerto Rican lies on his stomach in the ring, holding his ribs in pain, staring a hole through the members of the Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation. His face is shaking, red not with blood, but with RAGE~! The camera does a close-up of Tha Puerto Rican’s ANGRY face, his veins bulging and his eyes popping out. Tha Puerto Rican grinding his teeth together and breathing hard while sweat pours down his face is the last image that we see before we fade to black, ending this week’s edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. 

[b]FADE TO BLACK[/b]