Tony149 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2008 BUFFER The following non-title match is scheduled for one fall. Currently in the ring, from the Palmetto State… COACH South Carolina for all you idiots out there. BUFFER …Casey O’Neil and Scott Sampson! Sampson and O’Neil heel it up to a chorus of BOOS, which quickly become CHEERS as "Thriller" by Fall Out Boy cues in the background. BUFFER Their opponents, from San Antonio, Texas, total combine weight 487 pounds, the One & Only tag team champions of the world... JOCK MULLIGAN and BARON WINDELS… THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGEERRRRRSSSS!! “YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE As the premier tag team in the sport today head to the square circle, let’s hear for the first time since Anglepalooza from Melody Nerdly in this pre-recorded message. [color="#FF8C00"][b]* SWOOSH *[/b][/color] We cut to Melody with an XBOX 360 controller in one hand and bowl of ice cream on her lap as she rests comfortably on her bed surrounded by stuffed animals and flowers. MELODY Hey everybody. After letting me into your homes every week for the past year now I’m letting you into mine! Sucks that I can’t be there live supporting Jock and Baron, but I want you all to know even though I’m still a bit shaken up from what happened at Anglepalooza I’m doing fine. I’ve spent my downtime playing video games, illegally downloading music and reading all the kind messages left on my MySpace page. As for when I’ll be back I don’t know…but I will be back! [color="#FF8C00"][b]* SWOOSH *[/b][/color] COACH Do the world a favor and stay home. As the video concludes, the Gunslingers bum-rush the ring and beat the snot out of Sampson and O’Neil, pummeling them with Texas sized right hands. * DINGDINGDING * COLE Oh, man. Here they go! This match signed to give Jock and Baron the opportunity to release some steam and they’re doing just that. COACH These guys are a menace to society, Mikey. Forget Britney. 5150 the Lone Star Gunslingers. Sampson and O’Neil are whipped in and back dropped. They pop up only to get knocked right back down courtesy of stereo dropkicks. Out to the floor goes Sampson, leaving O’Neil at the mercy of Jock and Baron, who send him in for the ride… ARKANSAS TOOTHPICK! COACH Inexperienced as they are, Casey O’Neil and Scott Sampson aren’t a couple of lightweights in there. They’re big guys. What would you say, Cole -- about 6’1, 6’2 respectively? COLE I’d say that’s about right. Motivated by Melody and fueled by anger the Lone Star Gunslingers are. And we certainly send our best to Melody who’s back home watching like millions of others on TSM. The cover! ONE… TWO… NO! The Gunslingers aren’t done yet. Baron rams Casey into the buckle and tags Jock. Irish whip, and O’Neil gets caught with the Texas Twister’s RUNNING BUTT THUMP! COLE BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!! Jock covers, but he rolls off as Sampson DROPS THE ELBOW ON HIS PARTNER! “YEAH!” SAMPSON :o Baron decks Sampson with a right and the Gunslingers take care of him with a double big boot, or LOLLERSKATES! COACH Hey ref, there’s only supposed to be 2 guys in the ring at a time. We’ve got both Gunslingers in there. With Sampson out of the picture, the Gunslingers easily (LONE STAR) LASSO O’Neil for the… ONE.. TWO… THREE! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, the One & Only World tag team champions… THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGEERRRRRSSSS!! “YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” The celebration is short-lived as THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS strike. Logan Mann comes off the top with a DOUBLE KNEEDROP ONTO JOCK, while Synth WHACKS BARON WITH A BASEBALL BAT! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” COLE DAMN THEM! COACH The Heavenly Rockers delivering their own brand of justice here, Cole, beating the Gunslingers with the very bat they attacked them with last week. Logan shoves the referee out to the floor before spiking Jock head-first into the canvas with a PERCUSSION DDT! Baron receives a double dose as the Heavenly Rockers drop him on his skull. COLE Somebody needs to come out here and stop this. Where’s the help, damnit?! Synth pins Jock’s arm down with his foot as Logan winds up to bat… “YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” …but they hightail it as the CHRIST AIR EXPRESS, the brothers of Melody Nerdly, hit the ring armed with STEEL CHAIRS. COLE Thank God for MARV and Mel. The Heavenly Rockers were going to break Jock’s arm and would’ve done so had it not been… COACH For those measly Nerdlys, the Christ Air Express. Shouldn’t they be worried about their Anderson Cup match later on? COLE What a chaotic scene we have out here. Fans, we’ll try to restore order after this brief timeout. Stay with us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
