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Guest LesnarLunatic
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Hey Zakky, your epidermis is showing!

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Guest zacalex919130
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Zantax doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words...

You have so much hair on your upper lip, you braid it.

Guest LesnarLunatic
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Everytime they yell hoedown, your mother hits the floor

Guest The Superstar
Posted

Zac: "Mom, what's epidermis?"

Mom: "Bend over and I'll show you, baby."

Cousin: "Hukakakakakaka! It's sexin' time! Mind if I join?"

Guest zacalex919130
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Yeah, Zac has his Snaps handbook next to him so he can unleash one his awesome cum busting disses on us.

 

Zac: "Your momma is stupid...no, wait, she's so stupid that she...is fat...fuck!...uh, uh shut up you stupid faggot retard!" *jerks off to his mom*

Your glasses are so thick, when you look on a map, you can see people waving.

See Zack, you're missing the point. Our disses are genuine. Real. We make them up. We don't have to look up some fucking book or website to make you our collective bitch, you silly gay fag.

I'm not looking in a book. Your house is so small, you have to go outside to eat a large pizza.

Guest Flyboy
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You have so much hair on your upper lip, you braid it.

.... Dude, I know all of your flames are weak... but that flame was just... silly!

Guest AM The Kid
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Zantax doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words...

You have so much hair on your upper lip, you braid it.

I know I can grow facial hair, isn't that neat?!

Guest Angle-plex
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Zac: "Mom, what's epidermis?"

Mom: "Bend over and I'll show you, baby."

Cousin: "Hukakakakakaka! It's sexin' time! Mind if I join?"

 

lol. I can just see a cousin walking in his house and saying that.

Guest zacalex919130
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You have so much hair on your upper lip, you braid it.

.... Dude, I know all of your flames are weak... but that flame was just... silly!

Your house is so dirty, you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.

Guest LesnarLunatic
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Zakk, FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH! DON'T YOU FUCKING MOCK THE PEOPLE IN SMALL HOMES! I WILL GO OVER THERE AND BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS! YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR FATHER IS NOW IN A HOTEL ROOM GETTING FUCKED UP THE ASS TO PUT FOOD ON YOUR TABLE! YOUR FATASS SHOULD GET THE HELL OUT OF THE HOUSE AND START WORKING! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM? GOD DAMN LITTLE BITCH KID! FUCK YOU!

 

{is that good enough?}

Guest The Superstar
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Zac, you're so poor, you asked mom what was for dinner and she lifted up her feet and said "Corns"

Guest Angle-plex
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Mom: Zack, go get your sailor suit, we can roleplay!

 

Zack: Ok, put on my football equipment.

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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You have so much hair on your upper lip, you braid it.

.... Dude, I know all of your flames are weak... but that flame was just... silly!

You racist silly dumb gay faggot! /zac

Guest LesnarLunatic
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*has snapped all over Zakky*

Guest zacalex919130
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Zakk, FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH! DON'T YOU FUCKING MOCK THE PEOPLE IN SMALL HOMES! I WILL GO OVER THERE AND BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS! YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR FATHER IS NOW IN A HOTEL ROOM GETTING FUCKED UP THE ASS TO PUT FOOD ON YOUR TABLE! YOUR FATASS SHOULD GET THE HELL OUT OF THE HOUSE AND START WORKING! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM? GOD DAMN LITTLE BITCH KID! FUCK YOU!

 

{is that good enough?}

You're so ugly when you joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals".

Guest The Superstar
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Zac, you're so dumb, when you attended a wrestling show and HHH said "Suck It!" You went in the ring and...sucked it.

 

*rimshot*

Guest zacalex919130
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Mom: Zack, go get your sailor suit, we can roleplay!

 

Zack: Ok, put on my football equipment.

You're so ugly, people go as you for Halloween.

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

Fat? You're not fat, you're just ....oh, hell, OK. You are fat. Very fat indeed, in fact.

Guest LesnarLunatic
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Zakk, FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH! DON'T YOU FUCKING MOCK THE PEOPLE IN SMALL HOMES! I WILL GO OVER THERE AND BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS! YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR FATHER IS NOW IN A HOTEL ROOM GETTING FUCKED UP THE ASS TO PUT FOOD ON YOUR TABLE! YOUR FATASS SHOULD GET THE HELL OUT OF THE HOUSE AND START WORKING! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM? GOD DAMN LITTLE BITCH KID! FUCK YOU!

 

{is that good enough?}

You're so ugly when you joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals".

You have nerve to mock others for being ugly. When your face looks like the surface of Mars.

Guest The Superstar
Posted

Zac, you're so ugly, even your COUSIN won't kiss you anymore.

Guest zacalex919130
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Zac, you're so dumb, when you attended a wrestling show and HHH said "Suck It!" You went in the ring and...sucked it.

 

*rimshot*

You're so ugly, you scare the roaches away.

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

Hey, I remember you when you only had the one stomach.

Guest Angle-plex
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You're so ugly, people go as you for Halloween.

 

You can't go to work as me on Halloween! The other hookers would be confused.

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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Come one Zack be original. If you're gonna 'diss' at least come up with something that isn't 10 years old.

Guest The Superstar
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Zac is so fat, he has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

You don't sweat much for such a fat guy.

Guest zacalex919130
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Zac, you're so ugly, even your COUSIN won't kiss you anymore.

You're so ugly, the NHL banned you for life.


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