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Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

"You're so old, your birth certificate is in Roman numerals."

 

Even the words?

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Guest zacalex919130
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"You're so old, you ran track with dinosaurs."

 

So you're implying that Angle-Plex is an evolutionary anomaly, a human being that manged to simply appear suddenly during the Mesozoic Era, despite not having the genetic material to simply make a human even manifest itself yet.

Do you always have to repost my disses and start a min-rant about them?

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

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Guest zacalex919130
Posted
Youuuuuuuu suck

 

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You're so old, you knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

"You're so old, you knew Burger King while he was still a prince."

 

Yes, I do have to follow yours up. Burger King was established in the 1960s in the Miami area, so saying that really isn't calling him that old.

Guest LesnarLunatic
Posted

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Guest AM The Kid
Posted

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Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

he's frantically looking up more insults.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

There's no insult he can find that will counteract the power of a literalist.

Guest Flyboy
Posted

Maybe he went out to buy another "Snaps" book.

Guest zacalex919130
Posted
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You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. And no, I am not looking up disses. I went to have dinner. Then I got back online.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

"You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras."

 

So... that would be calling him a non-threat to rob a bank, not ugly. Either that or he walks in after they've started closing up for the night. Oh, and is he just ugly when he walks into a bank? Commas are a good thing.

 

"And no, I am not looking up disses. I went to have dinner. Then I got back online."

 

Your mother and dog don't have much stamina.

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Suuuuuuuuure you did. As if you don't have a bag of cheetos right there next to you, slobbing all over your keyboard with your stained orange fingerprints all over your PC, shirt and dick. You fat fuck!

Guest zacalex919130
Posted
"You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras."

 

So... that would be calling him a non-threat to rob a bank, not ugly. Either that or he walks in after they've started closing up for the night. Oh, and is he just ugly when he walks into a bank? Commas are a good thing.

 

"And no, I am not looking up disses. I went to have dinner. Then I got back online."

 

Your mother and dog don't have much stamina.

You're so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in your shower.

Guest LesnarLunatic
Posted
"You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras."

 

So... that would be calling him a non-threat to rob a bank, not ugly. Either that or he walks in after they've started closing up for the night. Oh, and is he just ugly when he walks into a bank? Commas are a good thing.

 

"And no, I am not looking up disses. I went to have dinner. Then I got back online."

 

Your mother and dog don't have much stamina.

You're so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in your shower.

ARE YOU MOCKING BLACK PEOPLE? YOU RACIST KKK MOTHERFUCKER! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM! BITCH!

Guest zacalex919130
Posted
Suuuuuuuuure you did. As if you don't have a bag of cheetos right there next to you, slobbing all over your keyboard with your stained orange fingerprints all over your PC, shirt and dick. You fat fuck!

You're so ugly, you get an extra 364 days to dress up for Halloween

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Man, if he had gone over the edge and called black people 'silly' I think I woulda snapped.

Guest zacalex919130
Posted
"You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras."

 

So... that would be calling him a non-threat to rob a bank, not ugly. Either that or he walks in after they've started closing up for the night. Oh, and is he just ugly when he walks into a bank? Commas are a good thing.

 

"And no, I am not looking up disses. I went to have dinner. Then I got back online."

 

Your mother and dog don't have much stamina.

You're so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in your shower.

ARE YOU MOCKING BLACK PEOPLE? YOU RACIST KKK MOTHERFUCKER! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM! BITCH!

No, I'm not mocking Africans or Hispanics. You're so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to you.

Guest Flyboy
Posted
"You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras."

 

So... that would be calling him a non-threat to rob a bank, not ugly. Either that or he walks in after they've started closing up for the night. Oh, and is he just ugly when he walks into a bank? Commas are a good thing.

 

"And no, I am not looking up disses. I went to have dinner. Then I got back online."

 

Your mother and dog don't have much stamina.

You're so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in your shower.

ARE YOU MOCKING BLACK PEOPLE? YOU RACIST KKK MOTHERFUCKER! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM! BITCH!

>_<... and, I'm black. *sniffs around* Do I smell... ban?!

Guest zacalex919130
Posted
Man, if he had gone over the edge and called black people 'silly' I think I woulda snapped.

Silly is not a racial slur. You're so ugly, you turned Medusa to stone.

Guest Flyboy
Posted
Man, if he had gone over the edge and called black people 'silly' I think I woulda snapped.

Hee-hee... zac is really too silly for words...

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted
Suuuuuuuuure you did. As if you don't have a bag of cheetos right there next to you, slobbing all over your keyboard with your stained orange fingerprints all over your PC, shirt and dick. You fat fuck!

You're so ugly, you get an extra 364 days to dress up for Halloween

But Halloween only takes place once a year. Had you said, "You're so ugly, people think you wear your Halloween costume for the rest of the year" then it might make sense. What you said came off more like I have "you're so ugly, You have a year to prepare for halloween."

Guest Angle-plex
Posted

Zac, stop with these jokes. I feel like I'm in 1989 again.

Guest LesnarLunatic
Posted
"You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras."

 

So... that would be calling him a non-threat to rob a bank, not ugly. Either that or he walks in after they've started closing up for the night. Oh, and is he just ugly when he walks into a bank? Commas are a good thing.

 

"And no, I am not looking up disses. I went to have dinner. Then I got back online."

 

Your mother and dog don't have much stamina.

You're so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in your shower.

ARE YOU MOCKING BLACK PEOPLE? YOU RACIST KKK MOTHERFUCKER! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM! BITCH!

No, I'm not mocking Africans or Hispanics. You're so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to you.

Are you slurring the Chinese with that 'rice krispies' crack?

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

"You're so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in your shower."

 

Let me get this straight. My shower is the entire Congo river basin, and Jane Goodall lives there. All because I'm ugly? Let me go hit myself in the face with a crowbar so I can get the rest of the continent.

 

 

"You're so ugly, you get an extra 364 days to dress up for Halloween."

 

If I were BMLH, I'd lobby for that extra 365th day. There's nothing like getting shafted on your extra costume years, let alone REALLY shafted on leap years. Besides, I doubt that the whole planet would wait for Halloween to happen every TWO years simply because some punk kid says someone is ugly.


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