OAOAST Syndicated 2/10/08

[King Cucaracha 0]

 

Brought to you by American Express

Taped: February 7th, 2007

First air date: February 10th, 2007 (check local listings for airings in your area)

Announce team: Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura

Lead correspondent: Tony Brannigan

 

Syndicated opened as ever with Jesse and Tony to greet us and try to entice us into staying tuned at this ungodly hour by previewing the show to come. Tonight, Nathaniel Black would be in action, as would Felix Strutter and Reggie Lamont and The Christ Air Express. And that rare occurance in the OAOAST, a title match, with OAOAST 6-Man Tag Team Champions Love Generation offering up a shot to Denzel Spencer and the giant duo of Jumbo and Deuce Deuce Bigelow.

 

***The Christ Air Express -VS- The Burrough Boys (Luther and Waldo)***

Luther and Waldo came to the ring clad in Giants jerseys. Apparantly they won some sort of football game recently. They also came to the ring without their fellow Burrough Boys, Mariano and Quincy, who had been banned from ringside for the evening. The Christ Air Express matched Luther and Waldo for speed in a frenzied opening, the referee not even attempting to keep two in and two out as they traded quick attacks. A pair of armdrags saw Luther and Waldo out to the floor for stereo suicide dives from the brothers Nerdly! MARV then took over on Waldo back inside. The twins used their unique kinship and great teamwork to isolate Waldo, running through an array of tag team moves and almost putting Waldo away with an Enziguri/Gamengiri combo. Luther was able to get a blind tag seconds later and his surprise springboard dropkick almost earned a pin over MEL. However, The CAE were able to regroup and after putting Waldo to the floor, MARV and MEL finished Luther off with the Happy Ending (Double Ace Crusher, you perv) to mark the perfect preparation for their Anderson Cup Conference Final on Thursday night.

 

Winners: The Christ Air Express, via pinfall

 

Highlights from last Thursday's edition of HeldDOWN~! aired. Plenty of stuff happened. Where I to describe it to you now, I'd be doing you a disservice by not forcing you to go back and read the show. Even if you've already read it, the mere mention of it here should tempt you to go back and read it again now. So, suffice is to say, HeldDOWN~!... happened!

 

As the package ended, James Riggs appeared in the ring (well, he was already there, but we weren't, so it's as good as) with a wad full of cash. After last week's exploits, he offered up a whopping $800 to his opponent for the night, if he could beat him.

 

***James Riggs -VS- Jim Bob***

But, of course, he couldn't. The unlucky jobber got jumped the moment he slid into the ring and was beaten on mercilessly by Riggs, with the 800 dollars tucked safely in the front of his tights. It took little more than forty seconds for Riggs to get bored of the beating and finish the jobber off with the Rolling Koppou Kick. Victorious, Riggs then flashed his cash to the world as somewhere Theodore Moneymaker wept over having his old gimmick stolen.

 

Winner: James Riggs, via pinfall

 

 

***Nathaniel Black -VS- Augustine Chambers***

A very grumpy looking Nathaniel Black made short work of his opponent here. Chambers didn't have to worry too much about Black's pure wrestling ability, because Black decided instead to smash through him with British brute force. After brutalising him with forearms and headbutts, Black wiped Chambers out with a lariat that almost turned him inside out. The 'almost' meaning he landed awkwardly on his shoulder, making Black's job easier as he quickly tapped him out with the Crossface Chicken Wing.

 

Winner: Nathaniel Black, via submission

 

After the match, Jesse Ventura headed to the ring to get a few words with Black. When asked about his Anderson Cup run, The Englishman made it clear he'd learnt nothing from teaming with Jamie O'Hara, except for what a "bloody minded jack-off he really is". Black ran down AngleSault for forcing him into a position he didn't want to be in because of a "personal vendetta" against foreigners like him and his Cucaracha Internacional stable-mates. He then said the only time he ever wanted to be in the ring with O'Hara again was against him, which he's been waiting for for half a year now. And when he gets it, he promised O'Hara will be dealt with once and for all.

 

 

#~OAOAST presents ANGLEMANIA VII~#

50 DAYS TO GO!!

 

 

Backstage, Maggie Nerdly tried to get a few words with Leon Rodez. Whether that's for an interview or just because he's her boyfriend, I don't know. But Leon was busy talking to Melody Nerdly about their plans to record an Audio Commentary track on the upcoming AnglePalooza 2008 DVD. "All the best DVDs have them!", quote Melody. Trying to show an interest, Maggie offered to help out, but was informed by Melody that it was "Angle Award winners only". Meant in jest or not, Maggie storms off after that, forcing Leon to go after her. After he's finished his bagel, that is.

 

***Felix Strutter and Reggie Lamont -VS- The All American Boys***

Felix got on the microphone before the match to, "for old time's sake", attempt to lead the crowd in the singing of the Canadian national anthem. A chorus of boos prompted him to rethink though... instead, the crowd would be led with the Jamaican national anthem by Reggie Lamont! Jesse: "Great, I love Bob Marley!" Naturally this didn't sit well with the crowd, or the masked patriot marvels who jumped them before Reggie could even get going! Freedom and Liberty handed out some American justice on the duo of California residents until Strutter was able to send Freedom to the floor. Lamont and Strutter then combined to take out Liberty. By the time Freedom got back in, his partner was already out and he fell victim to the two on one as well. Reggie put down Liberty with a Uranage and Felix hit the Santa Clara Crush (Angel's Wings) on Freedome, ONTO Liberty, Reggie piling on top to pin both All Americans at once.

 

Winners: Felix Strutter and Reggie Lamont, via pinfall

 

Ahead of the main-event, Jesse and Tony took a quick moment to remind us all of the big matches already signed for this coming Thursday night in Montreal. Four main-event quality matches, no less. Being hyped by the Syndicated team as the biggest HeldDOWN~! of the year, this is what's on tap...

 

NEXT WEEK ON HELDDOWN~!

The Anderson Cup Conference Finals...

Los Infernales Conference: The Christ Air Express vs. Team Heyross

Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference: Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright vs. The Sooner Bruisers

PLUS:

Landon Maddix vs. Todd Cortez

~If Cortez loses, he must join Cucaracha Internacional~

AND:

The Ultimate X Match: PRL vs. Spanish Fly

~If PRL wins, he becomes the #1 Contender at AngleMania VII. If PRL loses, he must retire~

 

 

~OAOAST World 6-Man Tag Team Championships~

***Love Generation © w/Jade Rodez -VS- Jumbo, Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Denzel Spencer***

Like any good match, this one started off with an impromptu dance competition, after Leon and Denzel wound up at a stalemate in the opening going. All six men piled in to bust their moves and the unanimous winner, against a boyband tag team no less, was JUMBO, sending Leon and D*LUX bailing to the floor in defeat with his rendition of the 'washing machine'. He fared equally well in the wrestling stakes as Leon failed to move him with two shoulder blocks. Coming off the ropes for a third, Leon casually slowed down and tagged in Shayne instead and told him to try his luck. Jumbo rightly looked far from worried... until Shayne faked him out with a baseball slide through the legs and grabbed a sleeper! After a brief struggle Jumbo threw him off and got the tag to Deuce, who attempted to use his size to shut Shayne down. It worked well, until Shayne avoided a charge in the corner and D*LUX cracked him with Hit Me Baby One More Time (Double Superkick) for a nearfall. Tyler didn't last long on the offence with Deuce however and pretty soon, the Tremendous One found himself isolated from his part of town. Deuce, Jumbo and Denzel worked over Tyler with his partners and manager left to play cheerleaders.

 

It looked all over when Jumbo slammed Tyler in the centre of the ring, setting up for the XL Splash... but Tyler rolled clear! Bigelow thought quickly and went to the top for the Funky Cold Medina... but again Tyler rolled clear, Deuce bouncing face-first off the mat as Leon got the HOT TAG~! Leon quickly jabbed his way through Jumbo and Deuce, catching Denzel on the way in with a dropkick. A pier six erupted with Jumbo and Deuce wiped out by stereo dives from D*LUX on the floor. Denzel took everybody out with a dive from the top before Leon weighed in with a pescado. Control continued to be non-existant as all six brawled in and around the ring. Going about their own battles, Leon and Denzel found themselves in a strange position, setting up 450s on Deuce and Shayne respectively on opposite sides of the ring. After a top-rope staredown they both hit their patented 450s, rolling off of their opponents and wiping each other out with a double clothesline!! Tyler came up looking to mop up on Denzel, but his Recordbreaker attempt was cut off by Jumbo. The bigman hit an avalanche, but was caught napping with the Feedback This (Sliced Bread #2) by Leon! Deuce sent Leon to the floor and soon followed courtesy of a dropkick from Shayne. That left Denzel and Shayne, the Jamaican eventually setting up the scissors kick. Shayne avoided the contact though, catching Spencer with the Motion Blur (Code Red) and JUST scoring the three before Jumbo could get over to break the fall!

 

Winners and still 6-Man Tag Team Champions: Love Generation, via pinfall

 

All six men put their differences of the match aside, shaking hands and standing with hands raised as the show went off the air.