AnnieEclectic 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2008 The Scene: Ann Onita's home, tucked away in scenic Shinjuku. The Date: January 23rd, 7:30 pm local time Ann Onita (better known as Annie Eclectic) leaves the bathroom robe-clad, towel wrapped around her hair. She slowly saunters over to a computer desk replete with laptop. Sitting down, she heads straight to the green button on the lower right of the screen... "Mmm, torrents," she says to no one in particular, "Keeping me from having to pay for cable since 2004... Oop, we're done!" A few clicks later, a window pops up with a multitude of video clips. "Blargle... Don't think I want to do that much catching up. Maybe I should have gotten the last two months of SWF stuff instead of two years!" She scans through the various clip names, many simply stating show names and dates. A few promos here and there... "Taiga truck promo? What the hell is that?" she asks, again to no one in particular, "Did someone else no-sell getting hit by a car? TBS will be pissed..." She opens the file and starts watching. However, it doesn't take long until she pauses the video file. She raises a single eyebrow in obvious perturbation. "Princess of Hardcore? Really?" she asks to... well you know, "No, seriously. This chick's calling herself the Princess of Hardcore??? And she put it on her truck?" Annie pinches the bridge of her nose for a few seconds then stands up in a shot and briskly walks over to her cell phone. Opening it, she loudly says "Cucaracha" and the phone automatically begins to dial. A few rings later an angry mumbling voice answers. "Mrmndo you *crackle* whart time int is?" mumbles Landon Maddix. "AAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!" yells Eclectic, "Arrr, it be that crazy Japanese chick!" "Allison? Why are you being so loud?" "No, Landon. Annie. I'm the gay one." A few ragged coughs later Landon answers back. "Annie? Long time no something... but as much as I enjoy hearing from people that dropped off the face of the earth, why are you calling me at six in the morning?" Annie looks up at her wall clock, does a quick mental math problem, then turns back. "Central time? So it is six over there. No matter, sorry for the early wakeup but I need a match." "A match?" "Yeah! Did you see that bitch's truck?" Landon sighs audibly over the phone. "I'm not going to pretend that I know what you're talking about, except I can only imagine you mean Taiga. Somehow I knew when we signed her I'd be hearing from your ego. You want to come back, meet me in Lansing and I will work something out." "Thanks Maddix! I knew you could help!" "Glad to be of service, although I could use a small favor from you..." Annie smiles, curiousity always being a problem for the Hardcore Queen. "Oh really? What would the commisioner of the SWF possibly ask of little ol' me?" "Just one thing: Go to hell." *click* Chuckling, Annie closes her cell and heads back to her desk. Sitting down she finishes watching the clip, clucking her tongue in either distaste here and there. Having finished the clip she goes back to the parent folder and looks over the list again. "Looks like I have a bit of research to do..." (camera fades to black but holds on the blank screen for a few seconds...) "... Hey! What did he mean by 'hearing from my ego'?" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- OOC: Yeah, even as a face she's still an egotistical bitch. Part of her charm folks! Gods I'm rusty. I hope Johnny's no showing -Annie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2008 I think you're safe there, Annie; nobody's heard from Johnny since December... not even me... Great promo, by the way. (y) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2008 this isn't a bad promo, not by a long shot. i wonder what's in store XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2008 Well, Johnny told me that he was going to be writing for the Clusterfuck. He didn't of course, but no-one did. I booked him here just in case - if we get nothing from him tonight (which looks very unlikely) we won't use him again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
