Can't Get A Date Comments

[King Cucaracha 0]

Okay, as you can see we're not sure on Bruce's situation and whereabouts at the moment, hence the delay. But the show is now up for you to comment on. It wouldn't be a show without a minor disaster now, would it? Happily, we had something produced for every match besides that though, so thank you all (well, almost all!)

 

The card WILL be up later, barring another one of our minor disasters. In the meantime, read away.

[Retard Girl 0]

so i'm not done reading the whole thing yet, but there are some choice lines...

 

shuffling paper to cover over the discarded plans for the ‘ST VALENTINE’S DAY FIVE-MAN FLUFFY HEART CUSHION ON A POLE MATCH’.

 

and

 

"The point is, even though it's even more of a chore to be here than usual... I have gotten into the spirit of things." Reaching under the table, King produces a box, wrapped in shiny pink wrapping paper no less. "And Mak, since there's no bitches around... Happy Valentine's Day."

 

Already looking dubious, Mak opens up the present with a weird look at his 'partner' (in commentary only, or at least I thought so)... and rolls his eyes as he tears away the box to reveal TWO FLUFFY PINK WHEELCHAIR WHEEL COVERS!!

 

"You... you really shouldn't have." Mak insists, trying to hold back a smile in spite of himself.

 

"Go ahead, try them on!"

 

"...maybe later. Can we please get to the wrestling now?"

 

so that last one was more than a line, but it was awesome.

 

 

 

and the first two matches were good reads. that third match though, Taiga sucks. i knew she would have to depend on a no-show to win

[Mad Scientist 0]

I enjoyed the show...I was looking forward to more of the nordic Woooo!'s though.

[Rawknight 0]

I enjoyed the show...I was looking forward to more of the nordic Woooo!'s though.

 

I was looking forward to HSN's "Please don't kill me" promo

 

And his super secret secret squirrel plan for his match too...