King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2008 As we return to HeldDOWN~!, "Medal" is playing in the background as the one and only AngleSault stands in the ring. ANGLESAULT Okay, thank you for that warm, [i]Canadian[/i] welcome. A mixed reaction goes up for America's favourite hero (give or take), drawing a grin from AS. ANGLESAULT Now we've still got some great action to come here tonight and I don't want to waste too much of your time. But the past few weeks have thrown up a situation that I need to tend to. As soon as possible. With that in mind, I want to bring to the ring now the former World Champion, "The Franchise", ladies and gentlemen ZACK MALIBU! "Getting Away With Murder" blares out through the arena as Zack steps out in his street gear and a fancy new Zack Malibu t-shirt, available now at OAOAST.com! Despite not looking in the best of moods Zack still finds it within him to slap some hands on his way to the ring. Zack opts for a more formal handshake with AS though as he takes a mic. "ZACK!" "ZACK!" "ZACK!" "ZACK!" ANGLESAULT And, I'd also like to bring out one other man, "The Meterosexual Monster"... BOHEMOTH! *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Looking a little surprised at this development, Zack gives AngleSault a disapproving look as the always pimping Bohemoth heads out, in customary style with a crisp black suit. Bo ignores the hands as he stares down into the ring as Zack. And it all threatens to break down as Zack walks over to the ropes to say something, only to be ushered back by AngleSault. COLE The OAOAST President is putting himself into the breach here tonight. Between Zack Malibu and Bohemoth, who were uncontrollable two weeks ago to the point that Bohemoth was banned from the arena last week to prevent a repeat. COACH If they come over here again, he'll be hearing from my attorneys. Hazardous work conditions. Bo climbs into the ring and AngleSault is again called into action, stepping between Zack and Bo as they threaten to go nose to nose, at best! ANGLESAULT ENOUGH! ENOUGH! The two begrudgingly back up a little. ANGLESAULT We're not going down that road again. Not tonight. We're going to settle this amicably, whether you two like it or not, because the last thing I need is two of my top stars tearing each other apart every week and causing chaos everywhere they go. So settle down... please. Now, it seems like this whole 'friendly rivalry' thing you two have going has crossed the line. You two have lost your heads. And it's over this. Play the footage. [QUOTE=LETHAL RUMBLE MATCH, ANGLEPALOOZA 2008] Scooping up Zack, Bohemoth goes for a Spinebuster, but finds himself trapped in a front guillotine choke and unable to drop The Franchise. Zack wraps the body-scissors on and tries to choke Bo out, the two bypassed by Alfdogg who targets PRL in the corner and tries to dump him out to collect himself a cool million! COACH Yes, if anyone's gonna collect the bounty, it's gotta be Alf! He did it before and he's going to do it again. Let's face it, the bounty Stephen Joseph put up shits all over the 100,000 Alf picked up two years ago. COLE And if Alf does eliminate PRL, it certainly won't be for Popick's benefit. PRL hangs on, as Bohemoth begins to fade in the middle of the ring. Realising he's going out, Bohemoth makes a charge forward and runs Zack into the one neutral corner in the ring sending his lower back hard into the top turnbuckle. Zack refuses to relinquish the front chancre though. Bohemoth staggers away, already feeling the effects of entering at number 5, even without this chokehold. He turns and runs forward again, this time into a NON neutral corner. Vitamin X gets sandwiched in the corner and goes down, but Zack still hangs onto the choke and Bohemoth is fading fast. "BO!" "BO!" "BO!" "BO!" Just as he starts to sink forward though, Bohemoth gets a surge of energy and with a low roar he muscles Zack back up before charging again... ...dumping Zack over the ropes!! Zack realises he's in trouble and hangs on for grim life, bringing Bohemoth over with him by the neck... COACH Look out! ...AND THEY BOTH CRASH TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!!!! COLE I don't believe it... they're BOTH gone! Zack and Bohemoth are OUT! A loud groan goes up through the Philips Arena, two of the favourites both in chances and crowd support eliminated in one split second. Hitting the floor with a thud, the two untangle themselves and pull themselves back up as referees come across to point them to the back. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"[/QUOTE] Back to live in the arena and that footage has done nothing to improve the mood, as Zack and Bo exchange words over what they just saw. ANGLESAULT Okay, settle down. Look at yourselves would you? What's all this sour grapes about? Are you two really stooping to THAT level, huh? SULKING over not winning the Rumble? ZACK Hey, I can't speak for anyone else, but I've got nothing to sulk about. If you roll that video on, you'll see me getting SHOVED in the chest after we hit the floor, so maybe you'd better ask the guy doing the shoving what his problem is? If anyone's tasting sour grapes around here it seems like the guy who couldn't keep his balance and saw his clumsy ass fall over the top. Marching across the ring, Bohemoth grabs AngleSault's microphone. BOHEMOTH You know Zack I think that footage speaks for itself. If anyone's a sore loser around here it's you! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" ZACK Is that so? Is that so? BOHEMOTH Yeah it is so and you damn well know it Malibu! Everybody just saw it. I HAD you, okay? I picked you up and I threw you over those ropes, you were history! I eliminated you from the Lethal Rumble. But you couldn't HANDLE IT! You knew there was no chance of you surviving from that point but you still clung onto my neck all the same and you brought me over the top, because once you realised it was over for Zack Malibu, you couldn't HANDLE the thought that I'd go one better than you, maybe even win the Rumble! You figured that if you were going down, you'd take me with you! You couldn't ACCEPT the fact that our friendly competi... ZACK If you didn't want the competition coming into it, you wouldn't have tried to dump me out earlier on! You got that footage 'Sault? ANGLESAULT As a matter of fact we do. Rolling his eyes, Bo glances up at the screen... [QUOTE=LETHAL RUMBLE MATCH, ANGLEPALOOZA 2008] Losing the facelock Cone drops Zack, who lands in front of him but tastes another elbow. Grabbing onto the top rope, Cone then jumps up... ...but gets dropkicked in mid-air, propelling him backwards to the arena floor, hard! COLE And there goes The Lunar Pheonix... As Cone hits the floor, Bohemoth suddenly sneaks up behind Zack and throws him out... ...NO! Zack barely hangs onto the top rope and skins the cat back inside!! COLE Zack almost followed him too. [/QUOTE] ZACK They say 'Let he is without sin cast the first stone'. You were all ready to sneak up behind me and pitch me out of the Rumble earlier! So don't go playing the innocence card. All I did was do everything in my power to stay in the Lethal Rumble, no more or no less than you. And if anyone is unable to handle anything, it's you. You cast the first stone, so to speak, when you SHOVED me in the chest. Friendly competition? My ASS! ANGLESAULT You know what, this is getting us nowhere. Having grabbed another microphone, AS tries to play mediator yet again before Bohemoth can move in on Zack. ANGLESAULT We can stand here all day and play the blame game. And we all know where it's gonna end up. Let's cut to the chase. (points at Zack) You're pissed because you're not going to AngleMania. (points at Bo) You're pissed because you're not going to AngleMania. So since you're both free on March 30th, how about you both go to AngleMania... and go one on one! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE WOAH! The fans love that one... and so do I! ANGLESAULT You two can settle your differences there and then. Are we agreed? With a smile, Zack nods his head... and Bohemoth does the same, dropping the microphone and walking off with a hint of a smile himself. ANGLESAULT Then it's settled! Zack Malibu versus Bohemoth, one on one at AngleMania in Los Angeles! "Medal" hits again as Zack shakes hands with the boss again. COLE A huge announcement for AngleMania, in 44 days! Zack, Bohemoth, first time ever! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
