Tony149 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2008 Not bad, but I probably could've done a better job with this. Or maybe I'm just being too hard on myself. [i]Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime[/i] [b][color="#008000"]The Enterprise [/color]presents... In association with the [color="#FF0000"]OAOAST[/color] and [color="#4169E1"]TSM[/color][/b] [img=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/reeltalk.jpg] "Reel Talk is filmed before a live studio audience." [size=1]Executive Producer Theodore Moneymaker Casting Couch Ned Blanchard Security CPA Produced & Directed By Simon Singleton[/size] "BOOOOOOOOO [i]*canned applause*[/i] OOOOOOOOOOO!" The curtain rises and there waiting for us is… [b][color="#808000"]GUEST STAR[/color][/b] [img=http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/JimRossPicture.jpg] [b][color="#8B0000"]JIVIN' JR[/color][/b] As is the custom on a sitcom, the guest star receives a warm reception from the live audience. The Boomer Sooner tips his cap/hat to the OAOAST faithful on hand before heading to the VIP Lounge as Ned Blanchard picks up their drinks at the bar, taking a moment to flirt with the barmaids. NED :huh: Blanchard notices he’s on live and rushes over to the lounge, psyching out Jivin’ JR on a high five attempt as the LED screen high above displays the up-to-date total number of women Ned has slept with in his quest to break Wilt Chamberlain‘s historic record of 20,000: [font="Lucida Console"][color="red"]CHASING CHAMBERLAIN 2,008 happy -- and very sore -- bitches! ^ 125 from last December[/color][/font] NED It’s time once again for everybody to get REEL and TALK about the issues you truly care about. Ned Blanchard, your handsome host, back live and in living color after spending the last month training hard across this great land of ours, evident by the sign overhead. And for all you ladies overseas, I’ll be catching up with you on the OAOAST’s annual world tour in April and May. But I’m joined this week by guest co-host, the original voice of the OAOAST, an Okie who fell on hard times after the IZ-HD merger of ‘04, the man, the myth, the legend himself, Jivin’ JR! JIVIN’ JR Well Ned, it’s a real pleasure to be here filling in for your partner Simon Singleton who’s keeping the director’s seat warm in the truck as Molly is feeling a bit under the weather this week. I know I speak on behalf of everyone in wishing that young lady a speedy recovery. "BOOOOOOOOO [i]*canned applause*[/i] OOOOOOOOOOO!" NED Absolutely. Get well soon Molly. Simon and I miss mentally tag teaming you. * canned laughter * NED Anyway, good to have you with us Jivin’ JR. You know, folks, it’s been awhile since you’ve had the opportunity to engage in some Reel Talk so let’s get right to business. What do you say JR? Presidential politics? The situation in Cuba and Kosovo? JIVIN’ JR AS GOD IS MY WITNESS…NEITHER! I’m a meat and potatoes type of guy. Those are major news stories to be sure, but all that pales in comparison -- and I think fans would agree -- to what’s going on in the OAOAST. NED Why didn’t I think of that? You’re exactly right. With AngleMania coming up the rear… * canned laughter * NED …and the Leap Year Spectacular next week, the OAOAST will be all over the news. So then let us talk about OAOAST related issues, particularly the Leap Year Spectacular because it’ll host the 2008 Anderson Cup Finals with my guests on the hippest and most happening talk show known to man or alien life form. Say JR, what’s your take on the AC Finals? [size="3"][b][color="#FF0000"]HOT NEWZ[/color] Reel Talk confirms the OAOAST has signed a Sin City Street Fight between the Heavenly Rockers and Lone Star Gunslingers for the OAO World Tag Team Championship at the [color="#9ACD32"]Leap Year Spectacular[/color]. Log on to OAOAST.com for more information. [/b][/size] JIVIN’ JR It’s gonna be a real slobber knocker, Ned. I look for Rick and Scott to try and use their strength to their advantage and for Charlie Hass and Shelton Benjamin to employ a hit-and-run offensive style. Both have tremendous amateur wrestling credentials, with the slight edge going to Team Heyross. NED Rick and Scott? Charlie Hass and Shelton Benjamin? Who the hell are they? Have you been hitting the sauce again? JIVIN’ JR Is so damn good! Unable to control himself any longer, JR pops open a bottle of his world famous BBQ SAUCE and gulps it down! “CHUG!” “CHUG!” “CHUG!” Jivin’ JR tears his shirt off and parties in the stands with the fans, pouring BBQ sauce down brave souls throats as the OU fight song blares in the background. The music fades and we cut back to Ned at the lounge. NED I guess that does it for him, but not for me. Before I bring out my guests, there’s a very important person I’d like to introduce to you at this time. For years he served as the enforcer of the Horsemen -- the Enterprise of their day, only not as rich and sexy -- and held the tag team championship with 4 different partners. Younger fans know him better as the man the OAOAST named its tag tournament after. Ladies and gentlemen… ARN ANDERSON! Standing ovation for Double A, his arms raised holding up the legendary 4 fingers. NED Welcome to the show, old man. ARN Old man? NED Hey, no disrespect meant. But you are old. ARN I may be old, but like fine wine I get better with age, Blanchard. So I suggest you watch your attitude or I just might have to adjust it for you. "YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" NED We’re cool. We’re cool. No reason to get all fired up. I don’t want your pacemaker to short-circuit on live television. Let’s get to the reason why you’re out here. The 2008 Anderson Cup Finals is next week and I want to get your thoughts the Sooner Bruisers/Team Heyross match up. I know it’s hard to get excited about the AC with the Beverly Hills Blonds out of it but please try anyway. ARN That reminds me. What happened to you and Simon? Oh, that’s right. You got eliminated in the first round by the Christ Air Express. "YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" NED :angry: ARN But to answer your question, I think Jivin’ JR summarized it pretty well. You have what many people consider to be the most psychically dominating tag team in OAOAST history against, in my humble opinion, the best pound for pound tag team in professional wrestling today, Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin. It makes for a heck of a match up. One I look forward to seeing next week on the Leap Year Spectacular. NED If you had to pick me a winner right now, who would it be? And don’t let the fact I’m about to bring out both teams influence your decision. ARN Boy, I tell ya, it’s hard. It really is. That’s how evenly matched they are. NED Way to go out on a limb there, buddy. And now, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the 2008 Anderson Cup finalists, the MWC and Los Infernales Conference Champions… THE SOONER BRUISERS and TEAM HEYROSS! Both teams receive a mixed reaction as they walk onto the set from opposite sides, each acknowledging the presence of Arn Anderson. Now face to face they surprise Ned by shaking hands in a sign of respect. NED Aw, isn’t that sweet? Big Frank, I’ll start with you since you have the reputation of being semi controversial. One more W and the Sooner Bruisers are going to AngleMania to face the One & Only World tag team champions, whoever that may be. BIG FRANK Confident as we are, the job ain’t done yet. Moss, Benjamin, people might say you’re great, and we can appreciate your wrestling ability…but you don’t have the size and you damn sure ain’t got the muscle to hang with me and my brother. The fact is, we’re former World tag team champions, having ran roughshod over the tag div-- BENJAMIN Here we go again. This is what I was talking about last week. From the championship committee to every tag team on the roster, Charlie and I have never gotten the respect we’ve deserved. Respect isn’t given, it’s earned, right? Well that’s exactly what we’ve been doing since this tournament began. And people are finally starting to notice, from that same championship committee to even the fans. "YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" MOSS We know it’s going to be a war next week, but there aren’t too many people in this world that can say they’ve made grown men cry just by placing them in a front facelock. UBER You think you could make one of us cry? Last time I checked neither one of our names was Brock Lesnar. No hold will cause us to panic or even break a sweat. MOSS Maybe I can’t get either one of you to cry, but I know I can get one of you to cry uncle once I slap on the Mossy Knoll. BIG FRANK I don’t know about you, but we’re in no hurry. Why don’t you try to make us cry uncle right now?! "YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Off go the shirts and hoodies, as both teams are ready to start the AC Finals a week early, pushing and shoving one another. Arn Anderson and a herd of officials try to keep the peace while Ned pleads to “Let them fight!” “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” The peace is kept but the fans don’t like it and neither does Ned. NED That sucks. Let them raise hell. It’s good for ratings! Well, I guess that’s a wrap. Until next time, Ned Blanchard telling you to keep it Reel Talk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
