The Anglesault Should Be A Mod Here

[Guest Angle-plex]

I support you, just wondering why you want to be one.

[Guest Anglesault]

Wahoo! That's Three!

[Guest goodhelmet]

ok, once again for those who don't understand, we have plenty of mods!!! if and only if a mod happens to drop off the face of the earth and leaves a CWM-esque goodbye note complete with mispelled words then APO or Dreamer will be the only ones considered. thank you, drive thru!

[Guest Angle is Wrestling]

I support you. The world has Republicans and Democrats, but it's time for the Smart Marks Board and the World to feel the power of...

 

ANGLECRATS.

 

 

Yeah.

[Guest goodhelmet]

i have this sick feeling that AngleISWrestling is Anglesault's other persona.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

An Angleocracy? Any attempt to establish one will be brutally crushed by the State. Kurt Angle is a National Treasure, but any attempt at subversion? Hells no.

[Guest Angle-plex]

The state doesn't have the power to crush us (unless Triple H is in there).

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

We're working on a HHHH(Hydrogen Hunter Hearst Helmsley) in order to pack the political power of one million HHHs, just to counter the Anglecrats.

 

You could just try to take over an area we haven't yet. You've got Africa, Antarctica, and Asia to work with.

[Guest Anglesault]

ok, once again for those who don't understand, we have plenty of mods!!! if and only if a mod happens to drop off the face of the earth and leaves a CWM-esque goodbye note complete with mispelled words then APO or Dreamer will be the only ones considered. thank you, drive thru!

Screw that! I'm not leaving this spot until I'm made a mod!

 

::Pulls out a chair and sits down, in a scene eerily reminiscent of the fiasco that would lead to the birth of the OAOAST.::

[Guest Shaved Bear]

remember when HHH stood in the ring with a sledgehammer, and held SD! hostage? well it looks like you've become everything you hated

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

"remember when HHH stood in the ring with a sledgehammer, and held SD! hostage? well it looks like you've become everything you hated"

 

I love the smell of irony in the morning.

[Guest Anglesault]

::Damnit to hell! I'm becoming more like him everyday!. ::Smashes the ring with the chair out of frustration::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hey now Anglesault, keep that INTENSITY~! in check.

[Guest Anglesault]

GOD DAMNIT! I AM NOT LIKE HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I seem to remember on the DX video when HHH said he'd never say "Goddamn" again. Geez man, at least keep to your promises.

[Guest Anglesault]

::Throws a tantrum::

[Guest Shaved Bear]

NOW THE ROID RAGE IS KICKING IN!!!!

[Guest Flyboy]

NOW THE ROID RAGE IS KICKING IN!!!!

<JR> MAH GAWD!! ANGLESAULT HAS SNAPPED! HE'S NOT BECOMING A MOD, AND HE'S TURNING INTO TRIPLE H! BAH GAWD.... this is funny as hell.

[Guest DrTom]

"ok, once again for those who don't understand, we have plenty of mods!!!"

 

I absolutely agree.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(Anglesault is driven to insanity by his morphing into HHH and is last seen lumbering into a GNC store with a club grunting something about "Puny men...")

[Guest Anglesault]

I don't have to stand for this!

[Guest Shaved Bear]

so you're gonna just go home...

now you're Austin!!

 

EDIT:I'm aware that he is most likely home, but you get the point

[Guest Flyboy]

Then, break your quad again Hunter... see if we care.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

... And come back on a "Beautiful Day..."

[Guest Anglesault]

::Repeatedly smacks head into chair.::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

You would have to do that to avoid your sudden insatiable urge to use that chair on Jericho, RVD, and Angle...

[Guest Shaved Bear]

and make sure your never in the same vicinity as Hogan, because then you're gonna be doing a posedown

[Guest Flyboy]

Me: Huntergree, what does Kurt Angle mean to you?

Huntergree: Not a damn thing.

 

The turn is complete.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

(Anglesault is driven to insanity by his morphing into HHH and is last seen lumbering into a GNC store with a club grunting something about "Puny men...")

Kotzen, that was fucking hilarious...

[Guest Anglesault]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!