HD: Zack/Bo segment

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Backstage, The Meterosexual Monster Bohemoth is in his locker room getting prepared for action later on. His preparations are interrupted however, by the entrance into his locker room by Zack Malibu. As Zack walks over to where he's sat Bo pulls his elbow pad into position, barely paying any attention to Zack, which doesn't sit well with the already annoyed Franchise.

MALIBU
So?

BOHEMOTH
...so, what?

MALIBU
Well I just figured you'd have some sort of explanation for me. You've had two weeks to think up your excuse, so I'm just dying to hear what you came up with.

BOHEMOTH
Listen Zack, you had a lot to say for yourself before you went out there for that Survivor Series Match and in the end, it bit you in the ass. Because I listened to every word you said. See, you were right Zack. I DO have tunnel vision. And the light at the end of that tunnel is the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! Just like you saw your opportunity by teaming with PR to get at Popick, I saw my opportunity that night as well. Difference between you and me is I seized [i]my[/i] opportunity. I realised pretty quick after your little speech that you were right in saying you'd be that much closer to the World Title by pinning Popick. But I guess that didn't happen, did it? No, no, instead, BOOM! One Spinebuster and who's the Champ gonna be chasing now, Zack? The guy who ALMOST beat him, or the guy who planted his ass in the middle of the ring with that Spinebuster and left him laying, on national television?

Zack smirks a little.

MALIBU
Very clever, very... heh... what can I say? Turns out there are some brains behind all that brawn.

BOHEMOTH
And don't you forget it either.

As Bo stands Zack tenses up, ready for a fight if it's coming. Bohemoth just nonchalantly grabs his roll of wrist-tape from the shelf above his head though.

BOHEMOTH
You know, it's funny. Everybody around here knows you deal with things that much better when you've got famed Malibu fire stoked up inside of you. When you're fighting for some cause or another. You'd even rather deal with someone like PRL who you know and dislike than you would with me. Why is that Zack? That whole time when you were proudly telling me your masterplan to keep the jump on me with Popick and the World Title, I could tell you were worried. You were worried that I'd come running out there, muscle my way in, muscle you up, muscle you down. Standard bigman stuff, right? See I'm smarter than all that Zack. You were so worried about me plunging that knife into your back. Lemme do you a favour. Man to man, I'm telling you right now, when I strike, it's gonna be head on... so, you've got [i]nothing[/i] to worry about.

Zack sneers at Bohemoth, as he returns the pat on the shoulder from two weeks ago.

BOHEMOTH
Now, I'm gonna let all that sink in while I go to the ring and remind everybody just what I can do, [i]head on[/i].

Picking up his favoured orange-tinted sunglasses, Bohemoth walks off, leaving Zack behind with hands on hips.