Round Three, TSM Worst Poster Tournament

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

It wasn't even worth his time to make that. People who don't like Molet already made it clear, those that don't probably don't care if he thought Blu Ray was going to lose the next gen DVD battle.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

Are we really going through with a banning for winner of this thing? It would be really cruel (and hilarious) for someone like the Truthiness to try and log in one day and realize that they've been axed, probably having no clue what is going on down here.

[The Niggardly King 0]

MVP vs Marvin is are Hogan vs Warrior

[Dandy 0]

Are we really going through with a banning for winner of this thing? It would be really cruel (and hilarious) for someone like the Truthiness to try and log in one day and realize that they've been axed, probably having no clue what is going on down here.

Well, if you're worried about being cruel, we could always send out a mass message that says, "All those posters that are still registered members at this forum, please stand up. Not so fast, Truthiness."

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

So you guys are giving me no chance to win this thing? Fine, fuck yall!

[King Kamala 0]

Are we really going through with a banning for winner of this thing? It would be really cruel (and hilarious) for someone like the Truthiness to try and log in one day and realize that they've been axed, probably having no clue what is going on down here.

 

With all due respect Cheech, if you're worried about being cruel then you probably shouldn't be posting in a Worst Poster tournament thread.

 

And I'm not so sure if we're going to ban the winner (loser?) of this thing. Milky acts like he will but we all know he has a high tolerance for shitty posters. And al probably won't. I guess you couldn't rule one of the other mods banning the winner. I say there's about a 55/45 chance of the winner of this tournament being banned.

[Dandy 0]

If the winner of this thing gets banned, we should do one a week for a couple of months.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

If the winner of this thing gets banned, we should do one a week for a couple of months.

 

Dandy initiating TSM's version of the Holocaust?

 

"Excuse me, but we just want a few of you posters to stand over here and wear this star. No, it's no big deal. For your own protection really."

[Guest Smues]

truthiness

edgehead69

MVP

Vanhalen

majormayhem1

Kawalimus

Marvinisalunatic

 

 

[King Kamala 0]

Let me put on my JN News hat and do some fantasy booking. If I were a moderator on this fine forum I would hand out punishments this way;

 

 

1st place: EHME style thread where the Winner of the tournament has to defend themselves. If they don't do a semi half decent job, they'll get banned. If they do a good job, they'll get a month long suspension anyways for past crappy posting

2nd place: Two week suspension

3rd and 4th place: One week suspension

Rest of the Top 10: Three day suspensions.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I'm going under the impression that a group of posters will be using their powerful connections to get the winner banned, which is why I find Marvin's continued attempts at victory amusing. Speaking of Marvin, I changed my initial "I can't believe he f'n made that animated gif" post to a voting card.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I know of no powerful group of posters that would do that.

[Dandy 0]

Are you talking about the SWF?

[Guest Beastalentier]

The winner of the tournament needs to be banned or this is the biggest fucking waste of time since Gang Warz II. Even if we don't ban the winner, this, in the event that you have sigs off, is why we need to ban Marvin:

 

Acknowledging the ways in which you troll does not negate the ways in which you troll. It just denotes self-aware crappiness, in a huge fucking image file, no less. He's crossed the wildpegasus line into just ruining any thread he touches just to get a reaction, and he knows how to do it, because he listed the ways that he does it. I'm not deriving any enjoyment out of calling him an idiot anymore, it just feels like a required response. He's useless. Launch him.

[King Kamala 0]

If it comes down to Marvin/MVP, I say just ban both of them.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

If it comes down to Marvin/MVP, I say just ban both of them.

 

 

And make sure razazteca is banned too, just in case he tries to come back.

 

I am really leary about letting some of these guys off the hook just because they haven't been around in a while.

[NYU 0]

I know of no powerful group of posters that would do that.

 

So says the leader of the Danny Maff Bourgeois.

[Gary Floyd 0]

The winner of the tournament needs to be banned or this is the biggest fucking waste of time since Gang Warz II. Even if we don't ban the winner, this, in the event that you have sigs off, is why we need to ban Marvin:

 

Acknowledging the ways in which you troll does not negate the ways in which you troll. It just denotes self-aware crappiness, in a huge fucking image file, no less. He's crossed the wildpegasus line into just ruining any thread he touches just to get a reaction, and he knows how to do it, because he listed the ways that he does it. I'm not deriving any enjoyment out of calling him an idiot anymore, it just feels like a required response. He's useless. Launch him.

What puts it even further over the top is how he actually asked me something like "how am I trolling in the CE folder?" before the tournament started, yet he then makes a picture like that.

[The Niggardly King 0]

So you guys are giving me no chance to win this thing? Fine, fuck yall!

 

You are the Randy Savage in this scenario compared to Marvin and MVP

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

So you guys are giving me no chance to win this thing? Fine, fuck yall!

 

You are the Randy Savage in this scenario compared to Marvin and MVP

 

I'd perfer Mr. Perfect or the Million Dollar Man... But Savage was dope, so I'll take it.

[Guest Vitamin X]

1st place: EHME style thread where the Winner of the tournament has to defend themselves. If they don't do a semi half decent job, they'll get banned. If they do a good job, they'll get a month long suspension anyways for past crappy posting

2nd place: Two week suspension

3rd and 4th place: One week suspension

Rest of the Top 10: Three day suspensions.

I really like the "prizes" for this tournament, although I would lighten up on the rest of the top ten, and just let them be. Keep it to 1st-3rd/4th place, with the same rules, and it's good enough.

 

In the event that it comes down to MVP/Marvin in the finals, I don't think there's any possible way we could lose. Neither one of them is any good at defending themselves in any sort of argument.

 

Acknowledging the ways in which you troll does not negate the ways in which you troll. It just denotes self-aware crappiness, in a huge fucking image file, no less. He's crossed the wildpegasus line into just ruining any thread he touches just to get a reaction, and he knows how to do it, because he listed the ways that he does it. I'm not deriving any enjoyment out of calling him an idiot anymore, it just feels like a required response. He's useless. Launch him.

I couldn't agree more. His knowledge of HD is also utterly useless. Most of us know way more than he does. If I wanted to regurgitate shitty fanboy comments from Gizmodo and Engadget all day, I'll make the Technology folder my bitch in doing so, too.

 

I'll have to say though, I do like the free pass I have in blatantly flaming him outside of MCS, solely because it's Marvin and not anyone else. But Marvin is like the worst of multiple past banned posters combined like the derailing of a thread into useless flaming and idiocy ala Damaramu and wildpegasus (and I LIKE Dama, but the contempt many of the other posters had for him and his maturity in handling those comments was a recipe for disaster).

 

Like it's been mentioned before, once we launch him, he can go stink up the joint with his other fellow idiot conservatives (who'll probably also mock him mercilessly) at the homeless access center for TSM aka the Pit.

 

So says the leader of the Danny Maff Bourgeois.

There are no leaders. We are an autonomous society!

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

Mecca

truthiness

 

Chazz

edgehead69

 

MVP

jericholic82

 

dustinbeaverton

Vanhalen

 

Enigma

majormayhem1

 

EHME/Simon Brigante

Kawalimus

 

Marvinisalunatic

Flairfan

 

MOD BRACKET/FINALS!

Cena's Healed Pec

Mole

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Are you talking about the SWF?

 

OAOAST

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I know of no powerful group of posters that would do that.

 

So says the leader of the Danny Maff Bourgeois.

 

The code of silence means nothing anymore.

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Leave Marvin alone!

[Copper Feel 0]

If people paid any attention to their policies, Truthiness would be the hot contendor to win this instead of Marvin.

[2GOLD 0]

 

Marv got laid and went from a whiny little bitch who was mostly harmless into an HD loving republican Glen Beck arrogant nut. What the FUCK man? I can't believe I'm going to say this but Marvin was actually better when he wasn't getting any.

[Jingus 0]

Marv got laid

Wait, what? I thought he had aids.

[Copper Feel 0]

He didn't contact AIDS through breast milk Jingus.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

I'm closing voting, results upcoming shortly. Sorry for the abbreviated length of this round, but it's either this or waiting two days. We've gotten 26 ballots this round, so we're just down nine from last round.