HD: Reel Talk

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[quote]Uber and Benjamin lay on the floor, as Frank and Moss slug it out inside. Frank gets the better of the exchange, as Uber gets to his feet on the outside. He picks up Benjamin and drops him across the guardrail, then Frank lifts Moss onto his shoulders. Uber hops onto the apron, then climbs to the top rope. However, Benjamin comes to, then hops onto the apron and shoves Uber off, causing him to collide with Moss and Frank, as Moss rolls up Frank in a victory roll!

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JESSE
They won it!

*DING DING DING*

The crowd goes crazy, as…Benjamin helps Moss to his feet, and raises his hand, then raises his own hands.

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[i]Ladies and Gentlemen, the winners of the match...and the 2008 Anderson Cup champions...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRROSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i]
Moss and Benjamin celebrate on the ropes...[/quote]

[i]Call me (call me) on the line
Call me, call me any, anytime[/i]

[b][color="#008000"]The Enterprise [/color]presents...

In association with the [color="#FF0000"]OAOAST[/color] and [color="#4169E1"]TSM[/color][/b]

Back live on the air, the credits are rolling as it’s time for another exciting installment of…

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"Reel Talk is filmed before a live studio audience."

[size=1]Executive Producer/Creator
Simon Singleton

Co-Executive Producer
Theodore Moneymaker

Casting Couch
Ned Blanchard

Security
CPA

Directed By
Molly Nerdly[/size]

New episode, same routine as the curtain rises and the famed Beverly Hills Blonds, Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard in matching silver vests and black shorts, grab their drinks at the in house bar and then head for the lounge to a chorus of boos segment director Molly Nerdly drowns out in the truck with canned applause. 

[font="Lucida Console"][color="red"]NED BLANCHARD - CHASING CHAMBERLAIN 
2,083 happy -- and very sore -- bitches! ^ 75 from two weeks ago[/color][/font]

NED
Lafayette, Louisiana, and Nielsen households across the country, welcome to a television event TWO WEEKS in the making. The return of Reel Talk and its popular co-host, the B.O.S.S himself Simon Singleton!

"BOOOOOOOOO [i]*canned applause*[/i] OOOOOOOOOOO!"

Booed in reality, cheered in his mind, Simon raises his glass for a toast. 

SIMON
To the hottest sports entertainers in the world today. 

SIMON & NED
:cheers: 

Ned’s inner redneck comes through as he gulps down his adult beverage and asks the barmaid to toss him another cold one. And another and another and [I]another[/I].

NED
Of course the Handsome Hustler reminds you to drink responsibility, which I’ll demonstrate later tonight by competing in the epic Torneo Cibernetico III match hammered, pissing off M.A.D.E. or Mothers Against Drunken Entertainers. 

SIMON
He’s only kidding, folks. Ned can handle his beer.

NED
(slurring speech)
Did I ever tell you I slept with your ex-wife while you were still married? I’m so freaking sorry for that, man. It was late, I was drunk and horny. You wouldn’t believe the boner I had that night. I nearly popped my pants before getting around to your old lady. 

SIMON
:huh:

NED
No, I am only kidding, you dumb son of a bitch!

SIMON
Ah, you got me. Had me completely fooled there for a second. Say, why don’t we introduce our guests this week?

NED
Let’s do it. Although I really do feel terrible about sleeping with Rhonda Sue. The one time I lowered my standards for a cheap thrill. 

SIMON
How do you think I feel? I’m the one who married her! Anyway, OAOAST Magazine calls our guests pound for pound the best tag team in the sport -- and I emphasis the word sport because the Beverly Hills Blonds are the best sports [I]entertainers[/I]. You can watch them in action Sunday, March 30 at AngleMania VII when they challenge the Heavenly Rockers for the One & Only World tag team championship. Ladies and gents, the 2008 Anderson Cup winners… CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN… TEAM HEYROSS!

“Shine” by Collective Soul hits and the #1 contenders appear in their bad ass hooded windbreakers to a surprisingly large ovation, by their standards at least, although they receive their fair amount of jeers as well.  

SIMON
First of all, I guess congratulations are in order. I say that because you won the Anderson Cup without having to beat the Beverly Hills Blonds. But much like the Houston Rockets “impressive” 20 game win streak, you can only play who’s on your schedule. 

NED
In summarization, it’s better to be [u]lucky than good[/u]. 

Moss and Benjamin smile wryly, greatly amused by the remarks.

SIMON
Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, let’s talk about why you’re here. By virtue of your Anderson Cup victory you’re now in line to face the OAO World tag team champions at the grandest spectacle in all of parody e-fed entertainment, AngleMania VII. Before we get your take on that, let’s first hear these pre-recorded comments from your opponents, the Heavenly Rockers. 

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

[color="#FF8C00"][b]* SWOOSH *[/b][/color]

We cut to the Heavenly Rockers inside their Sin City recording studio. Holly on husband Logan Mann’s lap smoking a cigarette, Synth (wearing an Arabic headdress and now trademark goggles) and Abdullah in the background monitoring the latest in the democratic presidential race on CNN and Fox News (sorry MSNBC). 

LOGAN
Even though we couldn’t be there live, the greatest rock ‘n wrestling band of all-time is with you in spirit. Seriously, though. The Heavenly Rockers in Lafayette, Louisiana?! What, does the Superdome still reek of death? That’s why you idiots spent millions repairing the joint instead of helping those affected by Hurricane Katrina. Because unlike the OAOAST, we don’t play second-rate towns. This is a first class operation. We’re talking about the bright lights and big cities. And it don’t get no bigger and badder than AngleMania, where the Heavenly Rockers are 3-0. I’ll concede you two are the better wrestlers, but your past accomplishments in the amateur level and the number of holds you know won’t be worth a damn if you can’t stand the heat of AngleMania. 

SYNTH
Allow moi to break it down for ya. The teenager father of them all is a whole different beast. It ain’t like grappling on HD. The spotlight is brighter and the crowd is 10 times bigger. So you won the Anderson Cup. Big deal. Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright proved last year that honor doesn’t mean the tag titles will be handled to you on a silver platter. The same pundits who blow you verbally claim the Synthmeister and L-Mann are overconfident. Hell, you’d be too when you’ve been at the top on 3 separate occasions. We know what it takes to get there and most importantly stay there. 

LOGAN
In closing, I suggest you guys soak up the spotlight because AngleMania will be the closest you get to the OAO World tag team championship. 

HOLLY
Honey, I’m so ashamed of you. 

LOGAN
:huh:

HOLLY
Didn’t anybody teach you to win with class? The least we could do is let Charlie and Quentin take a picture with the belts. 

LOGAN, SYNTH, HOLLY & ABDULLAH
:lol:

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Logan and the gang laugh it up as we cut back to a less than amused Team Heyross. 

NED
How about them apples? 

MOSS 
We’re not going to get involved in a pissing contest with the Heavenly Rockers. Synth and Logan, for whatever reason, feel the need to remind people how great they are, we don’t. Quentin and I prefer to let our actions speak for themselves. And our actions have spoken louder than any words could. It’s why one win separates us from achieving our goal of becoming the One & Only World tag team champions. 

BENJAMIN
The Heavenly Rockers lack of respect isn’t surprising. We’ve had to fight that since day one. It wasn’t until our performance in the Anderson Cup that we began catching people’s eyes and respect. Just look at the teams we beat to earn our shot at the gold. They were big and bad, quick and agility, bruisers and, oh yeah, the very team we’re gonna face again in a couple of weeks at AngleMania, the Heavenly Rockers. (to the Blonds) Had you guys made it past the first round we’d have beaten you too! 

"YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!"

SIMON & NED
:o

BENJAMIN
Synth and Logan have every right to be confident going into AngleMania. Last I checked they were the champions. They don’t have to beat us, we have to beat them. On the flip side, we’ve already beaten them once so we hold a psychological edge. 

SIMON
Get outta here! That stuff is overrated! 

BENJAMIN
Go ask the Golden State Warriors if that‘s overrated. They matched up against a team they knew couldn’t play their style and embarrassed them. History’s shown the Heavenly Rockers don’t match up well against teams who employ a wrestling style as us. Come AngleMania history will repeat itself. 

“Shine” cues up once again as Team Heyross motion wanting the tag belts around their waists. 

NED
Well Simon, this concludes another exciting installment of the hottest new talk show on TV, Reel Talk. 

SIMON
You got that right. Be sure to join us again as we continue to bring you the show that deals with the issues you really care about. For Ned Blanchard, I’m Simon Singleton saying goodnight until next time. Now we gotta prepare for our match later tonight!!

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