King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2008 COLE And we are ready for our main-event, the Torneo Cibernetico III. First time in eighteen months in the OAOAST and the stakes are high, as the one sole survivor tonight will get their choice of match at AngleMania VII. First of all, let's take a look at the batting orders... [QUOTE][b]"KINGS OF LEON"[/b] 1. Leon Rodez 2. Jock Mulligan 3. Tyler Bryant 4. MARV 5. MEL 6. Shayne Brave 7. Baron Windels 8. Jamie O'Hara [b]"CUCARACHA ENTERPRISES"[/b] 1. James Blonde 2. Faqu 3. Ned Blanchard 4. Simon Singleton 5. Christian Wright 6. Landon Maddix 7. Todd Cortez 8. Theodore Moneymaker[/QUOTE] COLE And what we can take out of that is, a very organised line-up from the Cucaracha Internacional/Enterprise conglomorate. The eight paired off in twos, up until the number 6 spot that is, as Theodore Moneymaker has apparantly used his financial clout to make sure he's in the number 8 spot meaning he's not paired up with Christian Wright. In stark contrast to the 'Kings Of Leon', where Leon Rodez has apparantly opted to mix things up a little, only The Christ Air Express starting the match side by side at spots 4 and 5. COACH Call me bias... COLE ... COACH ...but, I've got a feeling that 'strategy' isn't going to pay off too well. Let's face it, the teamwork advantage has to go with Cucaracha Enterprises. You've got team-mates paired up with team-mates, the two biggest forces in the OAOAST... besides the Corporation, obviously... I can't look past Cucaracha Enterprises tonight. COLE Okay and how about a prediction of who's going to win. COACH I just said, Cucaracha Enterprises. Great name, by the way. COLE No, the one sole survivor, Coach. Who's it gonna be? COACH .....Landondore Moneymaddix? COLE Let's go to Michael Buffer. BUFFER The following contest is the 2008 Torneo Cibernetico match!! The rules for this match are as follows. The two teams have submitted their pre-selected batting orders and will line up around the ring in that batting order. Those assigned number one will start the match and number two will start on the apron. Eliminations can occur via pinfall, submission, count-out or disqualification. You can only tag in and out within your batting order. Legal tags can be made when a wrestler leaves the ring, but only the next person in the batting order can replace him. Anyone who violates the batting order or refuses to enter the ring at his turn will be automatically disqualified! Only one man can win the Torneo Cibernetico match. In the event that more than one member of a team remains once the opposition team have been eliminated, then team members will face each other until there is one decisive winner. [i]"YEOW!"[/i] "Money Talks" by AC/DC hits and leads out the first team, the imaginatively titled Cucaracha Enterprises. The two factions head out in batting order meaning a bit of a jumbling of the two, Theodore Moneymaker trailing at the back as he stops to talk up his team and of course his vast wealth. BUFFER Introducing, team number one... CUCARACHA ENTERPRISES!! The team consisting of, the Torneo Cibernetico II winner, JAMES BLONDE... "THE SAMOAN WRECKING BALL" FAQU... "THE HANDSOME HUSTLER" NED BLANCHARD... "THE VIDEO VOYEUR" SIMON SINGLETON... "THE NATURAL" CHRISTIAN WRIGHT... co-team captain, LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX... "THE URBAN LEGEND" TODD CORTEZ... and, co-team captain, "THE BILLION DOLLAR HEIR" THEODORE MONEYMAKER!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" As the eight assemble around the ring, "Rock The Casbah" by Trust Company hits to lead out the opposition. Unlike his opposition captains, Leon Rodez leads the way proudly at #1, with his 'Kings' behind. BUFFER And introducing team number two. They are THE KINGS OF LEON!! The team of team captain, "SILKY SMOOTH" LEON RODEZ... "THE TEXAS TWISTER" JOCK MULLIGAN... "TREMENDOUS" TYLER BRYANT... MARV and MEL of The Christ Air Express... "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE BRAVE... BARON WINDELS... and "THE BIRMINGHAM BAD BOY" JAMIE O'HARA!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE The second Torneo Cibernetico in HeldDOWN~! history and probably the most star-studded, with all due respect to veterans of Cibernetico II. Sixteen of the top stars in the OAOAST and only one can come away with the honours tonight. The 12 men around the ring all assemble in their 'batting orders', while James Blonde tries to explain to Faqu why he has to stay on the apron. The Samoan eventually seems to get it and we're ready to get underway. *DINGDINGDING!* COLE Well, here we go. Take the phones off the hook and put the IMs on 'BRB', this could be a long one. With the crowd and his team lending their vocal support from the get-go, Leon squares up with Blonde and waves him on. After some last minute advice from Landon, Blonde meets him in the centre and moves into a collar and elbow tie-up... NO, he stops short and boots Leon in the gut! Side headlock applied, Blonde laughs it up at the expense of The Silky Smooth One as he wrenches away on the head. Leon goes to the gut with a punch to shut him up though. And a second, before treading on the back of the knee, bringing Blonde down and manoeuvering his way out of the headlock into one of his own. Blonde quickly takes Leon back and shoots him off the ropes, before hurdling him with a leapfrog. Off the other side, Rodez again gets leapfrogged. Getting a little cocky Blonde calls for one more, going up again... and coming down into an Inverted Atomic Drop! "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" COACH Ooooooh! COLE That's one trend I don't think Blonde will be setting anytime soon. Hitting the ropes again Leon knocks Blonde down with a shoulder tackle. Looking up in shock Blonde waits for Leon to go again, scrambling to his feet, just in time to get knocked down again! "One more" mocks Rodez, taking a backstep. Blonde again scrambles to his feet. But he gets faked out and is subjected to a second Inverted Atomic Drop! Blonde hobbles around like an old man and gets taken down with by a schoolboy... 1... 2... No! Blonde beats Rodez to his feet and stuns him with a back elbow. His irish whip attempt is reversed though and Blonde gets sent up and over with a BAAAAACK bodydrop! As he rolls back up Leon then sets for a dropkick... but The Trendsetter takes a powder and scrambles out of the ring before more harm can come to him! COLE And the reigning Cibernetico champion not faring too well in the early going. COACH That doesn't matter though. This thing isn't going to end in five, ten minutes. You've gotta pace yourself and nobody, nobody knows that better than JB. As Blonde is comforted on the outside by his team-mates, in steps Faqu to take over for him. Leon sizes the big Samoan up, but decides against it and tags in his bigger partner, Jock Mulligan. Beating his chest, Faqu suddenly lets out a cry and charges forward at Jock just as he steps into the ring, the big Texan just about able to sidestep him and send Faqu crashing into the turnbuckles! As Faqu turns around he then finds himself under attack from a barrage of Texan rights, keeping him backed up in the corner until Jock is all out of ammo and fires up the crowd! The moment of taking his eye off of his opponent costs Mulligan however, Faqu coming out of the corner with a big clothesline! COACH There's the danger man Michael. Faqu, he just doesn't care. He'll take it to you all night, three hundred pounds or not, he's got tremendous stamina. Jock pulls himself up and gets caught with a thrust from Faqu. Referee Mike Chioda warns Faqu about going to the throat, albeit from a distance. Following Jock into the neutral corner, Faqu lands a kick before looking for an irish whip. A reversal from Jock sends Faqu corner to corner though and back out, into an impressive BAAAAACK bodydrop!! "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" With the bigman reeling, into the ropes heads Jock. A clothesline staggers the Samoan but doesn't put him down. A second time, same outcome. Not one to give up lightly Jock tries again, ducking underneath a Faqu clothesline this time and nailing him with a dropkick on the run, putting Faqu out through the ropes and to the floor!! COLE The Texas Twister is tearing it up! In steps Ned to take over from Faqu, so Jock follows suit and brings his team's #3 in as well, Tyler Bryant. COLE Fresh men in and plenty of history between these two and their respective teams, D*LUX and The Beverly Hills Blonds. Blanchard and Tyler square up and exchange some 'pleasantries', before The Handsome Hustler shoves Tyler in the chest. Tyler comes right back with a shove of his own. So Ned SLAPS him! Already fired up coming in, the slap seems to set off the timebomb and Tyler suddenly explodes with a flurry of right hands!! Singleton looks on from the apron in despair as Ned gets backed up in the corner, Tyler pounding away with right after right, the fans behind each and every one of them. Eventually Tyler is made to stop and he wrings out the arm, whipping Ned across the ring. Putting his foot up, Blanchard is able to stop himself in the corner and quickly drops down to all fours to crawl through the legs of the onrushing Tyler. Tyler too stops himself though, jumping up to the middle rope and catching Ned turning around with a missile dropkick as he turns around! Cover... 1... 2... No! COACH Maybe Ned shouldn't have had all those brewskis earlier after all. COLE I don't know about being drunk, but Ned sure looks punch drunk right about now. After a couple more rights Tyler loads Ned into the ropes, ducking his head for a backdrop. Having seen that twice already tonight Ned is ready and puts on the brakes, hooking up Tyler for a Fisherman's Suplex. Ned only gets Tyler up halfway though, before momentum shifts and he finds himself in a small package... 1... 2... No! Swing and a miss from Ned, Tyler underneath and looking for a kick. Ned catches it... *SMACK!* ...only to 'catch' a kick upside the head from the other side! Dazed, The Handsome Hustler staggers around and eventually ends up falling out through the ropes and to the floor. The referee calls the tag and in comes Simon. But before he can get to his partner's aid, Tyler is taking flight, wiping Ned out on the floor with a pescado!! COLE Oh yeah! "Tremendous" Tyler, taking flight! COACH That was uncalled for if you ask me. Ned made a legal tag by rolling to the floor and still Tyler jumps on him, on a guy who's probably got diminished capacity anyway! Simon doesn't have time to mourn for his partner as in comes MARV to oppose him. The two pick up right where they leave off most weeks on Syndicated as Simon brushes off MARV and sends him running the ropes. Drop down by Simon, MARV up and over on the rebound. Singleton tries rushing MARV with a kitchen sink like knee but MARV manages to baseball slide his way underneath it! Back up quickly, MARV leaps up onto Simon's upper thighs and looks for a monkey flip. Singleton shoves him off though and connects with a dropkick right to the jaw! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COACH Now that was picture perfect. A high definition dropkick, if you will! COLE Is The Siclopse high-def compatible? COACH Oh, you bet. Simon Singleton is a man at the forefront of modern technology. High definition, Blue Ray discs, UMDs, you name it, The Video Voyeur has pioneered it in the world of filmography. Taking his time to make sure all the best shots are gonna be there waiting for him ready to edit tommorrow morning, Simon picks MARV back up. With a hook of the head he takes MARV up, looking for a suplex. But MARV is able to float over the back and pulls Simon down with a roll-up... 1... 2... NO! COLE Oh, we almost had the first elimination right there! MARV waits against the ropes for Singleton to charge him, backdropping him up and over the top. With a hold of the rope Simon manages to land safely on the apron though. By the hair he pulls MARV down, then slingshots back in and twists so that he comes down with a body splash... 1... 2... MARV grabs the rope. COLE Smart move right there on MARV's part, no need to waste energy trying to kick out there. Frustrated, Simon kicks MARV out of the ring, which in turn brings MEL in for his team. Simon takes a long look at MEL and smirks as he reaches back, allowing fellow Enterprise member Christian Wright to come in as well. COLE You notice in the early going, nobody wants to stay in for too long. Everyone wants to conserve their energy for later on because you can guarantee they're going to need it. And with seven partners to work through there's no reason not to keep a fresh man in if possible. COACH And that's where the advantage lies. On Leon's team, you've got a bunch of tag teams that maybe team up with each other now and then. Where-as on the other team you've got The Enterprise and you've got Cucaracha Internacional. Maybe not a lot of cohesion between the groups, but a lot of cohesion within them. COLE But remember, it's only going to come down to one man, one winner. Remember at the last Cibernetico it came down to James Blonde and Faqu. It could be the same here... it could come down to Ned versus Simon, MARV versus MEL, who knows? At the end there's only going to be one winner of the Cibernetico. The crowd get behind MEL as he locks up with CW, the money man grabbing a side headlock. Down to the mat he takes MEL and hangs onto the headlock, until he finds himself trapped in a headscissors. Breaking that, Wright comes back up to his feet and takes MEL down with a second side headlock. Again MEL scissors the head and again Wright is forced to break it, climbing back to his feet... and surprising MEL with a knee to the gut! Landon applauds from the apron, as CW presses MEL against the ropes... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and lays into him with a knifedge chop! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" And another one! Wright then pulls MEL off the ropes and sends him for the ride. Stepping into the middle of the ring, CW then sets himself for a Snap Powerslam... but MEL hangs onto the top rope and stops his momentum. Wright quickly unsets himself and he charges... right the way over the top, as MEL lowbridges the top rope!! COLE Look out here, MEL looking to get some air! Running the length of the ring MEL builds up momentum for a dive, only for Theodore Moneymaker to leave his post and drag Wright out of the line of danger! For a moment it looks like things may break down as Leon and Baron head over to complain about Moneymaker's involvement, but outside referee Charles Robinson quickly gets them back to their side of the ring. Back in the ring meanwhile, MEL shrugs it off and gets back to business as he encourages Landon Maddix in to face him. Landon keeps close to his corner though and dismissively waves for MEL to go make a tag. Which, eventually, he does, to bring in Shayne Brave. "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" COLE Ah. A warm welcome into the match for La Cucaracha. Landon looks out at the crowd angrily and leans back in his corner, telling Cortez to put his hands over his ears to block out the chants. The unresponsive Cortez doesn't though and Landon has to put up with the abuse as he circles out of the ring. He and Shayne lock up and after a brief jockeying for position, a handful of hair helps guide Shayne down onto his back on the mat! COACH Great takedown! 1... 2... Shoulder up from Shayne, the two still locked at collar and elbow. Shayne climbs back to his feet and again they jockey for position. Figuring if it ain't broke don't fix it, Landon goes for the hair again. But this time he gets caught red handed by the referee and quickly lets go before he can get Shayne down, leaving himself open for an armdrag! Back up, Landon gets swept over with another armdrag! And a third, sending Maddix backpedalling and encouraging Shayne to calm down. COLE There's some great takedowns, some fair takedowns. And Landon is forced to slow things down a little. COACH Landon's a former World Champion, he isn't being 'forced' to do anything. Shayne follows the retreating Maddix back into a corner and looks for a right hand... but a boot cuts him off. COACH See, it was all strategy. Spinning Shayne around, Landon then pens him in the corner... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and lands a chop! Down to a knee goes Shayne giving Landon time to shake out his hand... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and hit a second chop! Irish whip out of the corner follows and Landon looks for a charge in the corner, only for Shayne to float up and over him and hit the ropes. Stopping short of the turnbuckles, Maddix turns around and ducks his head as Shayne flies towards him, "Showtime" adjusting and executing a sunset flip... 1... 2... Kickout! Swing and a miss with a kick by Landon, Shayne off the ropes again and hitting a crossbody... 1... 2... Kickout! Shayne keeps on moving and Landon is forced to drop down, Shayne going up and over and springing off the middle rope. With a mid-air twist he tries to catch Landon with another body block, but Landon catches him on the way down with a boot. Maddix then sets Shayne up, looking for a suplex. Up and over floats Shayne however, before dropkicking Landon in the back and sending him spilling out through the ropes and to the floor! COLE "Showtime" Shayne able to keep one step ahead of the former World Heavyweight Champion so far... AND LOOK OUT!! With his bearings still all over the place, Landon looks up to see Shayne Brave soaring through the ropes, wiping him out with a TOPÉ!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" COACH Don't these idiots know a tag when they see one!? COLE Well leaving the ring does constitute a tag. And that's one of the greatest tags ever, from Shayne to big Baron Windels. In steps Baron, as does Todd Cortez. The opposing #7s slow things down a little as they size each other up, before locking up, centre of the ring. Baron overpowers Cortez and backs him up into a neutral corner before giving a clean break. Cortez breaks clean as well which doesn't go down great with Theodore Moneymaker on the apron, his 'advice' to Todd earning him a few words from Baron. COLE There's a lot of issues in this match but it's safe to say everyone would love to get their hands on Moneymaker here tonight. Not just because of the saga with Jade Rodez, but lets not forget, it was Moneymaker's Director Of Security CPA who cost The Lone Star Gunslingers the OAOAST World Tag Team Titles. The two go to lock up again, but this time Cortez avoids the lock up by kicking Baron in the leg. A couple more kicks to the thigh muscle leave Baron hobbling and he quickly palms Cortez back a step. Cortez keeps coming with the kicks though, so Baron grabs a side headlock. Cortez pushes Windels off into the ropes, getting knocked down by a shoulder tackle on the rebound. Baron then hits the ropes again and Cortez looks for a leapfrog, but he gets caught in mid-air and Powerslammed over to the mat!! COLE Man, what power! 226 pounds, caught with ease! Hook of the leg by Windels... 1... 2... No! Wringing out the arm Baron controls Cortez, but again The Urban Legend fires off a kick to the leg. A second kick finally chops Baron down to size and Todd grabs a headlock of his own. Baron soon powers back to his feet however, lifting Cortez up and looking for a back suplex. Floating over, Cortez lands on his feet behind and looks for a back suplex of his own, which Baron blocks with a hard elbow to the neck. Baron then hits the ropes and looks for a Texas sized lariat, which Cortez is able to counter, ducking the line and hitting an STO to take Windels down! COLE That size difference isn't such a problem when you've got great speed and technique like that. The martial arts background shining through from Todd Cortez. As Baron rolls out of the ring, Jamie O'Hara vaults in and a cheer goes up. The mood is thoroughly spoiled however by Theodore Moneymaker, who demands and recieves a tag. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Well we've worked our way through to the clean-up guys. Moneymaker in with Jamie O'Hara, who you'd imagine wants Nathaniel Black one on one at AngleMania should he win the Cibernetico. COACH That's gonna be a lot easier said than done. I'm sure Teddy has some big plans for that AngleMania match too. The Billion Dollar Heir looks down on O'Hara, sneering at his baggy pants and tanktop. "This is the kinda man you cheer for?" he asks aloud, O'Hara encouraging him to stop talking and bring it. So Moneymaker does, burying a knee to the breadbasket and clubbing away with some forearms to the back. An irish whip sends O'Hara in, Moneymaker ducking his head casually and O'Hara running right over him via a leapfrog. Moneymaker stands back up with a confused look on his face, missing with a back elbow. O'Hara then springs to the middle rope, wiping out Teddy with a twisting crossbody... 1... 2... No! COLE 'Mister' Moneymaker's going to have a tough time keeping up with Jamie O'Hara, that's for sure. Trying to catch O'Hara proves tough as Moneymaker lunges for him, J-OH evading his grasp and quickly going to the middle turnbuckle. Teddy charges in and eats a boot to the face. O'Hara then leaps onto his shoulders and pulls Moneymaker over with a Hurricanrana... 1... 2... NO! COLE Could you imagine how embarrased Moneymaker would be if he were the FIRST man eliminated? Especially starting at eight in the batting order. COACH Not gonna happen. Stumbling back up, Moneymaker bumbles into a sweep of the legs. Jamie quickly sets himself and the side and takes off, hitting a Standing Corkscrew Splash! COACH Oh no! 1... COLE You were saying? 2... NO!! Jumping back to his feet again O'Hara turns his attention to the corner, where he sees Leon Rodez next in the batting order and practically begging to be tagged in! Moneymaker grabs a hold of O'Hara's foot though and refuses to let the tag be made. Kicking back, O'Hara tries to shrug Teddy off, which is when James Blonde runs into the ring and clothesline him down from behind! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE Well there's the first cheapshot of the match. Hope you had 'pretty quickly' on your sweepstakes at home. By the time the ref gets to reprimanding Blonde, Moneymaker has rolled from the ring and Blonde is now legal in the match. He stomps away on O'Hara before stopping to mock Leon, telling him how close he got to getting his hands on Moneymaker. Dragging Jamie up, Blonde scoops and slams the Brit, coming off the ropes with a double stomp and covering... 1... 2... No! Blonde quickly sits O'Hara up, applying a ground version of the abdominal stretch. COACH I don't see O'Hara doing many flips right about now. Sure, he's real quick, he's hard to catch. But when you catch him, he's just some scrawny kid who's fun to stretch around. COLE And Blonde slowing O'Hara right down here. Second time Blonde has been in tonight as we've gone right through the batting orders already. Shuffling on his BUTT, O'Hara reaches out with a leg trying to get to the bottom rope. Unfortunately, he tries to do this on the Enterprise/Cucaracha Internacional side of the ring and there's six guys on hand to pull the rope back a few extra inches. Referee Chioda gets them to knock it off, but by then Blonde has released the hold anyway and executes a backbreaker on O'Hara. Reaching out, he then tags in Faqu, a groan going up from the fans as they instantly see the size difference increase. COACH Now we're going to have some fun. COLE That's really a matter of opinion. COACH Okay, okay. [i]I'm[/i] going to have some fun. Better? With O'Hara writhing on the mat Faqu stalks his prey, slowly picking O'Hara up. A big headbutt knocks O'Hara right back against the ropes, which end up being the only thing holding him upright. Faqu drags O'Hara out and hits another headbutt, this time staggering J-OH into the corner. With O'Hara slumped against the turnbuckles Faqu then walks away to the opposite side of the ring and beats his chest... FAQU SAMOAAAAAAA!!! ...NOBODY HOME!! "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Faqu misses his charge in the corner and as he staggers out into the middle of the ring, O'Hara tumbles forward and gets the tag to Leon Rodez!! Leon leaps into action, taking it right to Faqu with right hands. Off the ropes, a clothesline doesn't put Faqu down. A second fails to drop him as well. So Leon quickly heads to the top. COLE Looking to take a risk here, anything to put the big Samoan down! Setting himself up top, Leon soars with a crossbody... but Faqu CATCHES him, with ease! Faqu quickly slams Leon and tags in Ned, the next in line. Following suit, Ned now heads up top and comes flying with an elbow drop... but MISSES! Leon manages to roll out of the way and rolls out of the ring, bringing in Jock Mulligan! COLE Momentum is shifting, back and forth here! Jock rushes in and hustles The Handsome Hustler back to his feet. Sent in for the ride, Ned rebounds back into a big Flying Lariat from Jock, who scrambles on top and hooks a leg... 1... 2... NO! COLE Almost had him! COACH Come on Ned. Think of all the cred this'll give you with the Latinos if you win this. The mamacitas won't be able to kepe their hands off of you! Still looking dis-orientated, Ned is loaded into the ropes again. Singleton is able to reach out and get a blind tag this time though, Jock scooping Ned up for a slam only for Ned to float over the back. A quick thrust kick to the gut from the now legal Video Voyeur doubles Jock over, before Ned hooks Jock up, using a clothesline from Simon to assist his back suplex! COACH There we go, tag team wrestling at it's finest. Simon observes Jock through his handscreen, before he makes the cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Pulling Jock back up, Simon doesn't learn from his mistakes and again takes way too much time looking for a piledriver. Mulligan is able to counter with a backdrop and dives to his corner, getting the tag to Tyler Bryant! Up top, Tyler succeeds where others failed with a crossbody from the top... 1... 2... NO! COLE Man, Tyler is holding nothing back here tonight. He wants this Cibernetico and the match of his choice at AngleMania VII that goes with winning it. COACH Well if he wants it so bad, he better hold something back for later. Otherwise he's gonna have nothing left when it counts. Tyler pulls Simon back up, but The Video Voyeur gets in a rake of the eyes and crawls over to tag in Christian Wright. In rushes The Natural... right into a drop toehold, allowing Tyler to get the tag off to MARV. MARV comes in and wrings out the arm, then just as quickly tags out to brother MEL, allowing them five seconds to set up a double team. Wright gets caught with a double dropkick to the knees, then double basement dropkicks to the face while on said knees. Lifting MARV up onto his shoulders, MEL then launches MARV down with an assisted back senton right across CW's chest! COLE Sent From Above! This could be the first elimination, right here. As MARV rolls out, MEL covers... 1... 2... NO! Another tag is made and Shayne Brave comes in, getting in a punch off the top as MEL holds Wright open. After firing up the crowd, Shayne then runs the ropes... and gets a KNEE in the back from Landon Maddix!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE Come on! One of the referees had to see that, surely! COACH Not the way Landon cheats. All the members of Shayne's team complain away to the referees as Landon waves Wright out and Christian quickly slides to the floor, allowing Landon to come in legally and capitalise with a Lungblower! Hooks the leg... 1... 2... NO!! Even after getting away with his cheapshot, Landon has the audacity to accuse the referee of poor officiating as he argues with the count. With Shayne hurt though, Maddix decides not to waste too much time with the ref, going back on the attack. A couple of stomps work over the back, before Landon takes a cheapshot at Baron Windels on the apron. Already feeling agrieved, he and the rest of his team rise to the bait. Which costs Shayne, as while the refs try to calm down The Kings Of Leon, Landon feeds Shayne to the wolves on his side and they lay into him with right hands from the floor! "YOU SUCK!" "YOU SUCK!" "YOU SUCK!" "YOU SUCK!" COLE And I don't know who that's being chanted at, the attackers or the referees. This is ridiculous, it's SIX on one right now! It's a mugging! As the referees begin to gain some control, the six men on the floor go back to crouching against the apron as if nothing happened. All except Faqu that is, who has to be calmed down by Blonde. Meanwhile Landon drags Shayne away from the ropes and casually makes the tag to Todd Cortez, the one man who didn't get involved in the attack. COACH Wow, what a gesture. Cortez comes in and scoops Shayne up off the mat. With a hold of the throat, he then takes him up and down with the Urban Assault and stacks him up... 1... 2... 3!!! BUFFER Shayne Brave has been eliminated! ****************** SHAYNE BRAVE (Kings Of Leon) Team Entry: #6 Eliminated: 1st (overall), 1st (Team) Eliminations: None Eliminated By: Todd Cortez (KOL) 7 - 8 (CE) ********************** COLE Well, after that assault, it was no surprise Shayne was done. COACH You're right. The Urban Assault is a great move, especially when it's set up so perfectly by Landon Maddix. That's why they're such a great team. COLE Boy I wish I got a copy of that Cucaracha Internacional propaganda you seem to read from. Sounds like a laugh. As Shayne is rolled out and checked on by Leon and Tyler specifically, Cortez gets back to business with Baron Windels. Once again he goes after the leg to try and chop the big Texan down, but Baron avoids his single leg trip and grabs a waistlock to lift him up from his hands and knees. Carrying Cortez to a corner, Baron then unloads with right hands on The Urban Legend. Trying to cover up, Todd gets forced down to a knee before Baron yields and pulls him back up, looking for a whip. Cortez manages to reverse and Baron hits the buckles... but he gets a boot up to block a charge from Cortez. To the outside, Windels then climbs to the top and as Cortez stumbles around trying to get his bearings, he turns right around into a TOP ROPE LARIAT, almost hooking his head off of his shoulders!! COLE Wow, the 6'7", 265 Baron taking flight! Cover by Baron... 1... 2... NO! Baron picks Todd back up and slams him. Tag is then made to Jamie O'Hara, who allows Baron to gorilla press him over his head. Positioning himself, Baron then throws Jamie up AND LETS HIM TUMBLE DOWN WITH A 450 SPLASH... ...INTO RAISED KNEES!! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH BWAHAHAHAHA!! COLE ...tremendous body control to pull off that 450... but, no reward in the landing. COACH Oh, that was priceless. Roll it back! COLE We're live, pal. COACH I'm not talking to you moron, I'm talking to Si! Sure enough, Simon has the Siclopse right there and gives Coachman an exclusive replay right there. What the Siclopse doesn't pick up is Theodore Moneymaker tagging in and taking over on O'Hara again. He stomps away at the midsection, before changing it up with a kneedrop to the gut. A second knee drives in. And a third. Moneymaker then pauses to flash the "money fingers", tormenting Leon on the apron once again. With that out of the way, he covers... 1... 2... No! Moneymaker drags O'Hara to the corner, tagging out to Blonde. The Trendsetter takes over with a snapmare and right back to his seated abdominal stretch from earlier (for those of you with good memories!), even more painful than before for Jamie. "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" COLE This crowd want Leon back in, because O'Hara is suffering right now. The better cohesion on the Maddix/Moneymaker side is beginning to tell at the moment. COACH Just as I predicted. COLE Way to go. As Blonde pulls on the hold O'Hara starts to try and fight, so Blonde digs his free elbow into the ribs and grinds it around a little. That extra punishment quietens Jamie down for a few seconds, but he then realises where he is and reaches his foot onto the ropes, no-one there to pull it out of reach this time. Breaking, Blonde picks O'Hara back up and snapmares him over again. This time it's to position him by the turnbuckles, climbing to the middle rope and slapping Faqu on the back before driving the Marty Jannetty Fistdrop into the face of The Birmingham Bad Boy! Blonde then holds O'Hara in place, while Faqu follows up with an almighty legdrop!! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH That's it, he's done. Cover by Faqu... 1... 2... NO!! Faqu chases off the referee, dragging O'Hara limply behind him as he does so. O'Hara looks out of it and Faqu intends to make sure of it, as he hauls him to his feet. A simple shove sends O'Hara back against the ropes, bouncing back... *SMACK!* ...into a Thrust Kick... ...but the momentum of the kick sends O'Hara all the way to the floor bringing in Leon Rodez once again!! COLE There went the gameplan and here comes Leon! Apparantly Leon learnt from last time and doesn't even bother with the clotheslines, coming in with a schoolboy roll-up... 1... 2... No! Faqu gets back up and ducks from Leon, who tries to go over top with a sunset flip. Nothing doing though and Faqu sits out... BUT LEON MOVES!! Faqu ends up buttdropping canvas and takes a dropkick to the face while seated, Leon making another quick cover... 1... 2... No! Before Faqu can get up, Leon slides out and waves Jock on in to try his luck. The Texas Twister runs in and uses his full 232 pounds to knock Faqu down with a body press... COLE HighCrossBodyPurpleMonkeyDishwasher! 1... 2... No! Faqu kicks out, sending Jock rolling to the floor. COLE Here comes Tyler now. It's like a wave of men, all trying to knock the big giant down and out! Tyler catches Faqu just as he getting up with a clothesline, SENDING BOTH MEN TUMBLING OVER THE TOP TO THE FLOOR!! COLE WOAH! COACH Did you feel that? The sofa moved, I'm sure it did. With both men to the floor, in step Ned Blanchard and MARV to replace them. The two meet head on, exchanging right hands, an exchange which MARV surprisingly seems to get the better off with rapid fire shots. Faqu and Tyler are seperated on the floor as the action continues, MARV knocking Ned down and hitting him with a Standing Moonsault! 1... 2... Kickout! MARV waits for Ned to get back up, hooking the head and running the ropes for the Acid Drop... ...but Ned gets underneath and throws MARV backwards to counter! MARV lands on his feet and spins Ned around, but gets a knee to the gut and hooked up for the Slingshot Suplex. However, MARV is able to get himself over the ropes rather than landing on them, coming down safely on the apron. With a quick pop of the hips he lifts Ned for a suplex... but Ned also lands safely on the apron! Seeing his partner in danger, Simon quickly runs down the apron and clubs MARV in the back, which sends both he and Ned down to the arena floor. Seeing this, MEL rushes in and looks to chop out Simon's legs. Simon sees it coming though and vaults up, MEL's baseball slide instead hitting Ned in the back, causing him to sandwich MARV against the guardrail!! COLE That wasn't what MEL had in mind! Not sure who got the worst of that. Back inside, Simon grabs MEL and pulls him back in, prompting them to go toe to toe. As they exchange the rights shot for shot, Ned dusts himself off and slides back into the ring, jumping MEL from behind! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Now wait a minute. Ned left the ring, he's tagged out. He should be at the back of the batting order, not in the ring! COACH He's got five seconds to get in and out. COLE But he already got out! Referee Chioda tries to explain that to Ned, as he and Simon put the boots to MEL. But before he can actual get the right Beverly Hills Blond out, MARV suddenly re-appears and lays into them both with right hands! Chioda is left waving his hands helplessly as Ned and Simon manage to get back on MARV and set up stereo whips on The Christ Air Express. Both MARV and MEL pull off baseball slides on the rebound though, sliding through the legs of Ned and Simon before pulling out stereo Dropsaults! *DINGDING!* COACH Huh? COLE Bell has rung here, I'm not sure what the decision is. Ned and Simon both roll out of the ring, with MARV and MEL in hot pursuit. And as the fists continue to fly, referees begin to pile out from the back to try and break things up. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen... the referee has disqualified the teams of The Beverly Hills Blonds AND The Christ Air Express for failing to conform with the Cibernetico batting order. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" ****************** NED BLANCHARD (Cucaracha Enterprises) Team Entry: #3 Eliminated: 2nd (overall), 1st (Team) Eliminations: None Eliminated By: DQ ********************** ****************** SIMON SINGLETON (Cucaracha Enterprises) Team Entry: #4 Eliminated: 3rd (overall), 2nd (Team) Eliminations: None Eliminated By: DQ ********************** ****************** MARV (Kings Of Leon) Team Entry: #4 Eliminated: 4th (overall), 2nd (Team) Eliminations: None Eliminated By: DQ ********************** ****************** MEL (Kings Of Leon) Team Entry: #5 Eliminated: 5th (overall), 3rd (Team) Eliminations: None Eliminated By: DQ (KOL) 5 - 6 (CE) ********************** The announcement doesn't dampen the fight between The Blonds and The CAE however and they continue to brawl away in the aisle, with confusion reigning around the ring with everybody else. COLE A big call by referee Chioda. We're down to six on five here in the Cibernetico and while we try and retain some order here, we're going to go to a commercial. Stay tuned to HeldDOWN~! for the conclusion of the Torneo Cibernetico III!! [b]*COMMERCIAL BREAK!*[/b] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2008 Back from the commercial and we find Jamie O'Hara back in trouble, at the hands of Christian Wright. COLE Welcome back to HeldDOWN~! and during the break, Jamie O'Hara found himself isolated by Cucaracha Enterprises. No other eliminations since we left you with that quadruple DQ, because... well, that would be kind of a copout, right? COACH Would have been easier. Wright wrenches away on the traditional abdominal stretch as the fans start to rally, lead from the apron by Leon Rodez. Feeling the energy from the Lousianianers, or something, O'Hara manages to turn a little, enough to get an elbow in to the ribs. And a second. And a third! Breaking free of the hold, O'Hara then hits the ropes... and gets cut off with a knee to the midsection! "OOOOOHHHHHHHH!" Cover by CDub... 1... 2... No! With a front facelock applied, Wright drags O'Hara over to the corner and lets Maddix tag in. Landon delivers a kick to the exposed ribs, leaving O'Hara struggling for breath. COLE Cucaracha Enterprises have the man advantage and they're doing a good job of isolating O'Hara, getting a fresh man in, working him over. Taking O'Hara over, Landon lines up and kicks him HARD in the spine, further softening up the ribs. Mockingly, Landon takes off as if he just scored the winning penalty in the World Cup Final, his over-exuberant celebration endearing him to... well, no-one. In the middle of his celebration, he gets slapped on the shoulder by one of those 'no-one' people, Todd Cortez, tagging himself in and motioning for a surprised Landon to take a hike. COLE Haha. Care to explain that one, Coach? COACH ... Cortez steps in and delivers his own kick to the spine. Only, unlike Landon, he follows it up with a pin. 1... 2... Kickout! Dragging O'Hara back up, Cortez quickly takes a step to the side and sweeps him backwards with a side russian legsweep. Rolling through in one movement he follows that up with a legdrop and tries another cover... 1... 2... No! COLE O'Hara showing his fight, but he needs to get a tag here. "JA - MIE!" "JA - MIE!" "JA - MIE!" "JA - MIE!" Sensing the same thing the fans get behind O'Hara again. Cortez doesn't concern himself with that though and keeps on The Birmingham Bad Boy as he rocks him with a European uppercut. A second uppercut leaves O'Hara slumped on the ropes, breathing heavily. Cortez grabs the wrist and does a quick spin as he pulls O'Hara off the ropes, right into a rolling back kick to the gut! Hooking up the shoulder, Todd then drags O'Hara backwards into a modified backbreaker and makes the cover... 1... 2... Foot on the ropes! COLE O'Hara simply hasn't been able to recover from that blocked 450. And I'm not sure how much longer he's gonna be able to stick in this one. Looking a little frustrated at Cortez's inability to finish Jamie off, Moneymaker tags in. COACH Not much longer, becomes here come the money! Using the ropes to pull himself up, O'Hara fights back to his feet. Moneymaker lays into him with a chop, before sending him off into the ropes and cutting him down with a clothesline from the left side. The Billion Dollar Heir then drops a FISTFUL OF DOLLARS onto the face. And not the good kind. Hook of the leg... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Moneymaker pulls O'Hara right back up, hitting a gutwrench suplex and trying again... 1... 2... Shoulder up again! Hands on hips, Moneymaker asks the referee if he's been paid off which of course he denies. Moneymaker then asks him if he fancies [i]being[/i] paid off, his offer of a bribe being turned down by the upstanding Chioda. COLE I hate to think what Moneymaker's going to have up his sleeve if he wins here tonight. Who knows what he's going to use that AngleMania match of choice for. COACH Whatever benefits The Enterprise most is what he'll use it for. COLE That's what I'm worried about. Moneymaker drags O'Hara up again, O'Hara offering little assistance at this point. Guiding him into position Moneymaker then sends him into motion with a hard irish whip, O'Hara crunching into the turnbuckles and collapsing in a heap! MONEYMAKER :D "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Mockingly Moneymaker takes a step back and actually encourages O'Hara to crawl and get the tag to Leon Rodez. That might be because O'Hara has the length of the ring to crawl and is doing so at a snail's pace. But suddenly O'Hara takes a backwards turn and tries to roll out of the ring! Moneymaker JUST grabs his ankle in time to stop him from escaping and drags him away from his reprieve, clubbing him with a couple of forearms for daring to make The Billion Dollar Heir look foolish. As O'Hara gets up, Moneymaker then throws a clothesline. O'Hara ducks and goes for a kick, caught... but O'Hara lands with an Enziguri!! COLE Caught him! And now O'Hara HAS to tag! And he does, by rolling out of the ring with Moneymaker this time inches short of catching him! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Oh no oh no. COLE Oh yeah! Theodore Moneymaker is about to get what's damn well coming to him!! Leon rushes into the ring and to little surprise, Moneymaker decides discretion is the better part of valour and tries to get out of the ring. Leon grabs him by the tights and stops him though, spinning him around and hitting him with a jab! COLE Mama Said Moneymaker's gonna get knocked out! A jab! COACH Yeah, but who's Mama? A jab! A jab! ...another jab! And another! And another!! And another!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" COACH Come on, stop! Those are closed fists! Leon just keeps teeing off on Moneymaker with the rights, each and every one of them with Jade's name on it. But Moneymaker, realising he's in trouble, quickly goes to the eyes... AND THEN GOES LOW, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE REFEREE!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Not waiting around for the announcement, Moneymaker takes off down the aisle nursing his jaw from the persistant jabs. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, Theodore Moneymaker has been disqualified... and, eliminated! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE A first class exhibition in taking the coward's way out! Moneymaker just threw away his chances of winning the Cibernetico and his team's man advantage, just to get the hell away from fighting the man who's life he's again tried to ruin! ****************** THEODORE MONEYMAKER (Cucaracha Enterprises) Team Entry: #8 Eliminated: 6th (overall), 3rd (Team) Eliminations: None Eliminated By: DQ (KOL) 5 - 5 (CE) ********************** Not looking too pleased on the outside, Landon bemoans the fact Moneymaker has thrown away a great situation, right in earshot of the only Enterprise member left, Christian Wright. Being the only member left, he holds his tongue. "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" The fans get back into the match as James Blonde comes in clubbing away on the compromised Silky Smooth One. Blonde then tries to take advantage of what Mr. Moneymaker left him as he goes for a quick pinfall... 1... 2... No! COLE The match keeps on rolling though. No time for Leon to catch a reprieve, or his breath after that blatant lowblow. The Trendsetter sees that Leon is still hurting despite the kickout and risks going up top. Scaling the turnbuckles, he measures Leon with fist clenched, kissing the fist before coming off the top with the Marty Jannetty Fistdrop... ...AND EATS BOOT!! COACH Oh, why does that always happen? Rolling to his corner, Leon gets off the tag to Jock Mulligan who quickly latches a hold of JB's arm. An irish whip sends him for the ride, Jock going up with a standing dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... No! Blonde staggers to his feet, hand out-stretched hopefully looking for a tag. He walks right into a scoop from Jock, taking Blonde up over his shoulder for the running powerslam... but Blonde escapes! Blonde quickly grabs a cobra clutch, looking for Illegally Blonde! Jock digs his elbow into the ribs to escape that though, spinning out of the clutches and going to the ribs again with a boot. Off the ropes, Jock then mows Blonde down with the Bandit Kick!! COLE Right in the face, he got him! 1... 2... NO!! Pulling Blonde up again, Jock shoots him into a neutral corner. From the opposite side of the ring The Texas Twister then tells Blonde to Bite My Shiny Metal Ass... ...BUT HE MOVES! Jock ends up BUTT-bumping the top turnbuckle and with Blonde now on the outside, Jock's fate gets even worse, as Faqu stampedes in with an AVALANCHE!! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Where did Faqu come from!? Like a mack truck, he just plowed right through The Texas Twister! As Faqu leaves the ring seemingly to check Blonde is okay, Christian Wright quickly comes in and takes over. Hooking up the head, Wright hangs Jock up across the top rope...and whips him down with the CONVERSION RATE!! COACH How's that for a texas twister? Cover by CW... 1... 2... 3!!! BUFFER Jock Mulligan has been eliminated! COLE And Cucaracha Enterprises have their man advantage back. ****************** JOCK MULLIGAN (Kings Of Leon) Team Entry: #2 Eliminated: 7th (overall), 4th (Team) Eliminations: None Eliminated By: Christian Wright (KOL) 4 - 5 (CE) ********************** Wright has little time to celebrate though, as Tyler Bryant runs in and catches him with the Phantom Neckbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... NO! COLE The action shows no sign of abating here. These men have been out here for some time now and the fatigue is beginning to set in, everybody can sense a pinfall is one big shot away. A dropkick sends Wright backpedalling, caught in the ropes as Tyler charges with a clothesline. Wright gets a boot up to block though and quickly hooks Tyler up, looking to send him the way of his partner with the Conversion Rate. He hooks on the facelock, lifts Tyler up... but Tyler floats behind, rolling Wright up... 1... 2... No! The kickout sends Tyler through the ropes and to the floor, bringing Baron in. Wright manages to duck a Lariat, but as he ducks his head on the rebound Baron catches the head and plants The Natural with the BRIGHAM YOUNG COCKTAIL! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" COLE PLANTED him! Baron flips CW over and hooks the leg deep... 1... 2... SAVE BY LANDON!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The distraction allows Wright to groggily roll from the ring, leaving the backpedalling Landon the legal man in the ring. Begging off from Baron, Landon sees Cortez step to the apron and suddenly realises he's in trouble... so he slaps Cortez's hand and tags himself out before Baron can get his hands on him! COACH Good move. COLE Well that's a good way to survive in this match, but it's hardly becoming of a former World Champion. Baron holds his hands on his hips, frustrated at the lack of guts shown by La Cucaracha. His pre-occupation with Landon could prove costly though, as when he turns to Cortez he gets a shot to the gut and pulled down as Todd slingshots in with a sunset flip... 1... 2... Kickout! Underneath a clothesline goes Cortez, coming off the ropes at the side and charging back at Baron with the HOLLOW POOOOIIIIII... NO! Baron gets a BIG Boot up into the face of the onrushing Urban Legend! As soon as Cortez goes down he's 'helped' to the outside by Landon and CW though, allowing Blonde to get in and dump Baron to the outside as well. COLE And, thanks to some more 'questionable' tactics, that's going to mean Jamie O'Hara is back in the match. Barely having got himself onto the apron thanks to the punishment he's taken, O'Hara is dragged into the ring by Blonde, smirking away as he clubs him with some forearms. A vertical suplex takes The Birmingham Bad Boy up and over, a casual pin from Blonde... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH You know, O'Hara should do the honourable thing and just give up, give his partners a chance to win. COLE How in the world do you figure that? COACH Well only one guy's going to win in the end. And it's not going to be O'Hara, because he can barely stand, let alone fight. Just let Blonde pin you and get it over with. Makes sense to me. COLE ... Supremely confident, Blonde paintbrushes O'Hara with the flat of his boot. And again, daring him to get up and fight. Which he does as he surprises JB with a right hand to the gut! Another right lands. And another. O'Hara then pulls himself to his feet... and Blonde cuts him off with knee to the back as he sets himself for a spinkick! COLE O'Hara is a fighter, but he's fighting from underneath from here on out. Those ribs have been worked on for a good portion of this Cibernetico and one shot is a killer in this situation. Blonde quickly scoops O'Hara up... and drives him down with a Kneeling Powerbomb! 1... 2... KICKOUT! "YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" COLE Another kickout! Give O'Hara credit. COACH Why? Seriously, all he's doing is prolonging the inevitable. Sure, he's showing a lot of fight, but all he's proving to me is that he's a glutton for punishment. COLE It's about pride, Coach. It's about guts. And it's about AngleMania VII! Blonde looks at Chioda with a furrowed brow, hands on hips. Grabbing hold of O'Hara again he then coaches Chioda on how to deliver a three count, expecting to see it in practice as he lifts O'Hara up again. But O'Hara blocks the powerbomb attempt with a right hand! Another! O'Hara then shifts himself behind, tumbling forward into a Victory Roll... 1... 2... 3!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH WHAT!? COLE The reigning Cibernetico [i]campeón[/i] is gone! COACH That never would have happened have O'Hara had just given up! BUFFER James Blonde has been eliminated! ****************** JAMES BLONDE (Cucaracha Enterprises) Team Entry: #1 Eliminated: 8th (overall), 4th (Team) Eliminations: None Eliminated By: Jamie O'Hara (KOL) 4 - 4 (CE) ********************** As the incredulous Blonde is motioned from the ring, O'Hara slumps backwards and tries to catch a breather. However, there are no breathers in the Cibernetico. As he soon finds out when Faqu steps into the ring and CRUSHES The Birmingham Bad Boy with a Big Splash!! "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE That may just put pay to the guts of O'Hara though. Just for good measure, Faqu peels O'Hara off the canvas and double-underhooks the arms. He then elevates him up... and sits out with the DEATH BY SAMOAN piledriver, counting along in Samoan with the count... 1... 2... 3!! BUFFER Jamie O'Hara has been eliminated! O'Hara is rolled out of the ring by Faqu, looking down on his handiwork and beating his chest. COLE Jamie put up a heck of the fight, but Faqu was simply too much for him. And once again, Cucaracha Enterprises have their man advantage back. ****************** JAMIE O'HARA (Kings Of Leon) Team Entry: #8 Eliminated: 9th (overall), 5th (Team) Eliminations: James Blonde Eliminated By: Faqu (KOL) 3 - 4 (CE) ********************** Landon regains the confident smile on his face, as Leon Rodez wearily pulls himself into the ring to face the big Samoan. COLE So we're down to Leon Rodez, Tyler Bryant and Baron Windels on the one side... Faqu, Cortez, Maddix and Christian Wright on the other. COACH Looks like Leon's got some work to do if his 'Kings' are gonna survive tonight. "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" In the absense of James Blonde, Landon offers his words of advise to Faqu before he and Rodez lock it up. Leon quickly shrugs off the attempts to grab a hold of him by Faqu... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...chop... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...another... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and a third. FAQU [i]BLLLLLLAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!![/i] The knifedges only serve to aggrivate Faqu though and shoves Rodez away, before lunging at him with a clothesline. Leon ducks it though, tumbling forward with the Shack Attack as Faqu rebounds off the ropes, knocking him down! "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" COLE The Wrecking Ball just came off it's chains! With Faqu down, Leon quickly elevates Faqu's legs and tries to apply the Liontamer! Applying the hold on the 300 pounder and his tree-trunk like legs is a losing exercise though and Rodez can't get the hold he wants on the legs. So he settles instead for dropping a head to the (hefty) breadbasket, before rolling over and tagging in Tyler Bryant. The two members of Love Generation show their double-team ability, as they send Faqu off the ropes with a double whip and connect on a Double Dropkick. COLE The former 6-Man Tag Team Champions on one third of the new Champions. Another quick tag is made, bringing in Baron. He and Tyler combine with another double whip. Calling an audible, Baron then leads Tyler in hitting a Double Shoulderblock, again putting Faqu down! COLE Arkansas Toothpick, out of Baron and Tyler? Another quick tag, Baron and Leon now combining. Landon and Wright protest about the continued double teaming, as Baron and Leon manage to get Faqu up with a Double Hiptoss on the rebound! Leon then dives on top for the cover, after the three consecutive double-teams... 1... 2... No! COLE The Kings have realised what they have to do with Faqu. Quick attacks, get fresh men in and out, double-team offence. COACH Keep the odds unfair you mean? COLE They've got five counts to get in and out, same as any tag team competition. Faqu gets rocked by some jabs from Leon now, backed up towards a neutral corner. Rodez grabs the arm and tries to send him across the ring with an irish whip, only for Faqu to root himself to the spot and reverse, short-whipping Leon into the corner behind him. Leon clatters into the turnbuckles and falls right into Faqu's arms, thrown overhead with an Overhead Belly To Belly Suplex! Quickly Christian calls for a tag. And once he's recieved the go-ahead from Landon, Faqu does tag out to The Natural. COLE One move from Faqu and the tide turns. That's why he's so dangerous. COACH And now here comes CDub, repping for The Enterprise, keeping the dream alive! That's why you never count out Theodore Moneymaker. COLE Yeah, I'm sure if Christian wins, Moneymaker will still be the one making the decisions regarding AngleMania. Stepping in with his longtime enemy, Wright pulls Rodez up and rocks him with a couple of European uppercuts. Irish whip, but Wright ducks his head early and gets a hard kick to the shoulder blade for his troubles. Wright recovers and swings with a clothesline, ducked by Leon. Boot to the gut and Leon butterflies the arms... but Wright spins out, butterflying the arms himself and elevating Leon up and over the shoulder... but Leon squirms free and escapes down the back! Waistlock, but a standing switch from CW and a Germa... NO! Leon dips forward and cradles Wright up... 1... 2... No! Both men up and a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE leaves both men right back down! COLE Man, what an effort from all of these men. We're going to stay with you to the conclusion here on HeldDOWN~!, we've been given extra time by the good folks at TSM. Both Leon and Wright take their time to catch their wind and make their seperate ways over to the corner. Christian gets the tag off first and Landon tries to cut off Leon, but doesn't get there in time! Tag to Tyler, who's been a ball of energy all night and finds some more to unload with right hands on Landon! Landon tries to slow him down by grabbing a headlock, but Tyler shoots him off to the ropes. Drop down forces La Cucaracha up and over, Tyler swinging with a clothesline... Landon putting on the brakes and pulling Tyler into the Complete Shot! 1... 2... NO! COLE I dare say Landon is the freshest man in the match at this point. He's done a good job of avoiding too much action, to put it kindly. Up to the middle turnbuckle climbs Landon, waving Tyler back to his feet. As Tyler walks in Landon then takes off, looking to hook him with the DDT on the way down... but Tyler dodges past and Landon is forced to land on his feet! Off the ropes, Landon ducks underneath a thrown elbow, coming off the opposite side with plenty of speed. Not enough to catch Tyler out though as he throws a dropkick low, catching Maddix in the knee and sending him sprawling across the canvas face-first! COLE Look out! As Landon comes up to a knee, Tyler flings himself forward with the SHINING ENZIGURI... ...DUCKED! Tyler lands up flopping to the mat empty-handed and gets pulled up, into the fireman's carry, caught with a quick GTS!! COACH GO TO SLEEP! 1... 2... 3!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH YES! BUFFER Tyler Bryant has been eliminated! ****************** TYLER BRYANT (Kings Of Leon) Team Entry: #3 Eliminated: 10th (overall), 6th (Team) Eliminations: None Eliminated By: Landon Maddix (KOL) 2 - 4 (CE) ********************** Leon hangs his head a little on the floor, but Baron isn't moping around catches Landon with a Texas sized LARIAT as he turns around! "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" COLE That could be it just as quick! 1... 2... NO!! COLE Landon barely getting that left shoulder up. His team have the big advantage now, 2 on 4, Baron and Leon in a tough, tough position right now. Backing Maddix into the corner, Baron scales the ropes and calls on some support from the Lafayette crowd. "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "FIVE!" "SIX!" "SEVEN!" "EIGHT!" "NINE!" "TEN!" ...punches in the corner! On rubber legs, Landon reaches a hand out in front of him and looks for the tag, using the ropes to guide him towards his corner. Baron is in his way though and drives a boot in to the gut, before launching into the BRIGHAM YOUNG COCKTAIL... ...BLOCKED!! Landon grabs onto the top rope and Baron crashes down hard on the back of his head!! "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE A very resourceful move from Landon right there, blocking that big DDT. And Baron is in even deeper trouble now. Landon gets the tag off to Cortez now, The Urban Legend quickly heading up top. With Baron seeing stars in the ceiling of the arena Todd then takes off and delivers a big Legdrop from the top floor. Cortez then rolls out of the ring, allowing Faqu to come in and squash Baron with a Big Splash!! Leg hooked by the Samoan... COLE Is that going to do it? 1... 2... 3!!! COLE Ohhh... it is. BUFFER Baron Windels has been eliminated! ****************** BARON WINDELS (Kings Of Leon) Team Entry: #6 Eliminated: 11th (overall), 7th (Team) Eliminations: None Eliminated By: Faqu (KOL) 1 - 4 (CE) ********************** As Baron is rolled to the floor, all eyes turn now to Leon Rodez, the sole representative of his team and on the wrong side of four on one odds. Leon helps Baron out of the ring and pats him on the back, while Christian Wright tags in and dares Leon back into the ring. COACH Go ahead Leon, take your buddy back and save yourself the humiliation of the beating of your life. No-one would think any the less of you. COLE That's not going to happen, I can guarantee you that Coach. This is going to have to be the performance of the century from Leon Rodez, but he's going to take it on. "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" No partners, but Leon does have the crowd behind him at least and after checking Baron is okay Leon slides back in to face his fate. Wright immediately jumps him and drives his knee into the back and the back of the head, then stomps away while referee Chioda tries to get him off the ropes. Dragging Leon out, Wright lands with a European uppercut. And a second. Shooting Leon across the ring, The Natural then elevates him up for the Wright Off... NO, Leon manages to counter with a mid-air dropkick!! COLE Oh yeah! Out of the ring rolls Wright, allowing Landon in from behind. He jumps Leon and works him over with clubbing blows to the back, before spinning him around... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and chopping him in the chest. But Leon responds... *SLAP!* [i]"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"[/i] ...cracking Landon with a chop and causing him to howl in pain! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" Chop by Landon! *SLAP!* [i]"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"[/i] Chop by Leon, squeal by Landon! Having had quite enough of that, Landon goes to the eyes and loads Leon into the ropes. As Landon goes up for the Hurri-Lanrana, Rodez goes tumbling through the legs though and he catches Maddix as he lands, spinning him around into the Blue Thunder Bomb! COLE It's Da Boom! Rodez is a one-man wrecking crew here! COACH That's okay, keep rotating and eventually he's gonna run out of gas! Out goes Landon and in comes Cortez, but he whiffs on a Roundhouse Kick and eats a jab! A jab! A jab! A jab! Rodez turns, blowing the kiss, before turning back on his heels... *SMACK!* ...and cracking Cortez with the enziguri! COLE MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT! Cover by Leon... 1... 2... FAQU BREAKS IT UP! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Faqu continues to wail away on Leon and it's only Todd Cortez being pulled from the ring by Landon that prevents the referee from calling another DQ. Now officially legal, Faqu reaches down and grabs a hold of Leon's trapezius muscle and pulls him to his feet in a nerve hold. Somehow Leon manages to thrust out and break off the dehabilitating nervehold though, booting Faqu in the gut and double underhooking him... COACH Not gonna happen my friend. ...sure enough, Rodez can't get Faqu up for the Tiger Driver and gets backdropped by The Samoan Wrecking Ball. COLE That was a real mistake from Leon, perhaps getting caught up in the moment a little. How costly a mistake could that prove to be though? Slowly pulling himself back up, the adrenaline has drained away and Leon looks fatigued again as he slumps over... *SMACK!* ...AND GETS NAILED WITH A THRUST KICK TO THE JAWii! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COACH How about very? As Rodez lays flat out in the centre of the ring Faqu beats his chest primatively and lets out a primal yell. He then runs the ropes, leaping up and tucking in mid-air as he comes down with another Big Splash... ...MISSES!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" COLE No, nobody home for the bigman this time around! Faqu knocks the wind out of himself and Leon quickly scrambles for the nearest corner. Up top, with the crowd all risen to their feet, Rodez makes sure of getting his footing before taking off... AND HITTING THE 450!!! Leon pulls up on the far leg... 1... 2... 3!!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE HE GOT HIM! That's one! BUFFER Faqu has been eliminated! ****************** FAQU (Cucaraca Enterprises) Team Entry: #2 Eliminated: 12th (overall), 5th (Team) Eliminations: Jamie O'Hara, Baron Windels Eliminated By: Leon Rodez (KOL) 1 - 3 (CE) ********************** The ecstatic fans are dampened only slightly as Christian Wright comes back in and beats down Leon again. Leon tries to fight with some bodyshots but Christian manages to overwhelm him with his attack before locking him into a front facelock. Wright looks for a suplex... but Leon counters with a small package! COLE YES! 1... 2... NO!! CW gets out just before three... and then beats Leon to his feet, dropping him with a Spear!! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Well Leon is giving these Lafayette fans plenty of reason to hope. But the odds are still stacked three on one. He may very well be fighting a losing battle, against three of the top competitors in the OAOAST with no-one to tag. COACH No doubt about it. Both men fight to their feet at roughly the same time, but it's clear that The Natural is in better shape at this point than his opponent. Leon simply staggers to his feet and walks into CW as he ducks low and tackles Rodez down with a double-leg takedown. Crossing over the legs, Wright then turns The Silky Smooth One over before he has a chance to realise what's happening, into the Texas Cloverleaf! COLE The Wallstreet Cloverleaf applied! How much can Leon possibly have left at this point to make the ropes? Walking back with the hold, Wright increases the angle of Leon's body to put him in even more discomfort. Rodez claws at the canvas and tries to crawl towards the ropes. First he manages to get his body a little flatter to the canvas which at least alieviates some of the pressure. Next is the crawl to the ropes. Wright tries to stand his ground, but The Grand Rapids Golden Child determinedly carries on crawling... ...AND REACHES THE ROPES! "YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" With a weary sigh, Wright heads to his corner and gets the tag to Landon, before going back over and catching Leon on the ropes. An irish whip sends Leon in, Wright this time catching him good on the rebound with the WRIGHT OFF! And Wright is able to position Rodez pretty much perfectly with the move, allowing Landon to follow up off the top with a Frog Splash! COACH That's it. Gotta be. 1... 2... KICKOUT!!! COACH Oh, come on! COLE Can you believe this effort? Leon Rodez may have a heart the size of Lafayette! "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" Climbing back to his feet, Landon says "that's it" and pulls Leon back up again. Barely able to stand, Leon is hooked up, ready for the Crash Landon '05, leant back by La Cucaracha and pulled... ...NO! Leon twists out of it and trips up Landon, looking for the LIONTAMER... ...but Landon blocks it and manages to kick back, sending Leon back into the turnbuckles! After hitting them with a thud, Leon then staggers back out and gets caught with the CRASH LANDON '05, brought down face first to a disappointed groan around the arena. COACH There went the heart. 1... 2... 3!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE And that's gonna do it for Leon, but what an effort. *DINGDING!* BUFFER Leon Rodez has been eliminated! ****************** LEON RODEZ (Kings Of Leon) Team Entry: #1 Eliminated: 13th (overall), 8th (Team) Eliminations: Faqu Eliminated By: Leon Rodez (KOL) 0 - 3 (CE) ********************** Jumping to his feet, Landon celebrates like he just won the World Title, apparantly unaware in the heat of the moment that although his team have won, the match itself isn't actually over yet! One person who does realise is Christian Wright though, sliding into the ring and lining up Landon from behind with hands clenched. COLE We're not done yet folks! There can only be one winner and it's not going to be Landon unless he realises where he is! The celebrations continue on from La Cucaracha though, so Wright charges... ...NO! Cortez cuts him off with a boot, pulling him into a standing headscissors AND SPIKING HIM DOWN WITH THE RIOT ACT PLUS!!!! COLE There it is! The most devestating move in the OAOAST, nobody kicks out from that! 1... 2... 3!!!! COLE We are down to two! BUFFER Christian Wright has been eliminated! ****************** CHRISTIAN WRIGHT (Cucaracha Enterprises) Team Entry: #5 Eliminated: 14th (overall) Eliminations: Jock Mulligan Eliminated By: Todd Cortez ********************** A little confused by that announcement, Landon glances over at Michael Buffer from his victorious position on the middle turnbuckle, but just shrugs and goes back to punching the air. Behind him, Todd Cortez rolls CW out of the ring, looking up at his enforced team-mate... and smiling! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Oh... oh no... LANDON! LANDON, turn around! COLE It's down to Cortez and Landon! And I don't think Landon has any idea what's waiting for him! COACH Don't do this Todd... you just SAVED him, think of the contract! Think of Cucaracha Internacional! Think of your 6-Man Titles! Jumping down off the turnbuckles, Landon blows a theatrical kiss to the crowd, mistaking their cheers and standing on their feet as appreciation for him. Cortez continues to wait behind him, until finally Landon lets out one giant cheer of victory, turning around... ...into a boot, getting pulled into the standing headscissors... COACH NOOOOOOOOO!!! *WHAM~!* "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE RIOT. ACT. PLUS~! Cortez makes the cover on the completely motionless La Cucaracha, the fans going wild... 1... 2... 3!!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" *DINGDINGDING!* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the Torneo Cibernetico... "THE URBAN LEGEND" TTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD CCOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRTTEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" ****************** LANDON MADDIX (Cucaracha Enterprises) Team Entry: #6 Eliminated: 15th (overall) Eliminations: Tyler Bryant, Landon Maddix Eliminated By: Todd Cortez ********************** ************** TODD CORTEZ (Cucaracha Enterprises) Eliminations: Shayne Brave, Christian Wright, Landon Maddix SOLE SURVIVOR ************* Cortez's hand is raised in victory, as he stands over Landon, looking down at his stable mate. COLE What an incredible night. 16 men gave it their very all and in the end, for one fleeting moment, Todd Cortez got what he wanted. He got his hands on Landon Maddix once again. And now, "The Urban Legend" is going to AngleMania! COACH I can tell you this Michael, there's going to be hell to pay for this! That is Todd Cortez's SUPERIOR! Landon Maddix is the boss of Cucaracha Internacional and you don't cross the boss! We haven't heard the last of this, I promise you! COLE Well we definately haven't, we'll hear more about it next week, including what the future holds comes AngleMania VII! But for tonight in Lafayette, from Michael Cole and from the Coach, we leave you with the Torneo Cibernetico III winner, Todd Cortez! Goodnight! Cortez continues to stand over Landon, who has still yet to move for those of you who care, victorious as we FADE OUT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
