HD: CW vs. Jock

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[quote]As Faqu leaves the ring seemingly to check Blonde is okay, Christian Wright quickly comes in and takes over. Hooking up the head, Wright hangs Jock up across the top rope...and whips him down with the CONVERSION RATE!!

COACH
How's that for a texas twister?

Cover by CW...


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BUFFER
Jock Mulligan has been eliminated![/quote]

"Thriller" by Fallout Boy hits and the crowd goes crazy for Jock Mulligan. Well, at least the women and teenage girls do. The Texas Twister in no mood for hand slaps this evening, marching straight down the aisle with a look of determination on his face. 

BUFFER
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Currently on his way to the ring, accompanied by fellow Lone Star Gunslinger Baron Windels and Melody Nerdly…from San Antonio, Texas, weighing 232 pounds… “THE TEXAS TWISTER” JOCK MULLIGAN!!

"YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Jock slams his jacket down on the arena floor and signals for his opponent to come on out. 

COLE
The Texas Twister still livid over his elimination by Christian Wright last week on the program. He so badly wanted to win the TC as did everyone involved in the bout.

COACH
You think Jock wanted it bad, apparently Baron wanted it worse. I mean to let your own partner be eliminated while you just stood on the apron and watch? Even [I]I[/I] wouldn’t do that to you, Cole. I’d make we’d both survive so I could be the one to eliminate you! 

COLE
That’s one of the most asinine things I’ve ever heard. I won’t even dignify it with a response. 

While silence falls over Sofa Central, the arena begins rocking with the music of ZZ Top and their hit “Sharp Dressed Man” for the arrival of Christian Wright, Mackenzie DeCenzo and CPA. 

BUFFER
His opponent, now residing in Washington D.C. and representing THE ENTERPRISE! He weighs in at approximately '8 and 1/3 BARS OF GOLD'... The Financial Analyst of The Enterprise, this is "THE NATURAL"... CCHHHRRRIIISSTTIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAANN WWWWRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHHHHHHTT!!!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Greeted rudely by the OAOAST faithful on hand, Christian Wright swaggers out with his trusty briefcase close at his side and under the protection of his employer’s burly Director of Security, CPA, who shields the Natural and Mackenzie DeCenzo from possible contact with fans as they head ringside. Upon entering the ring Wright is pounced on by Jock!

COACH
Hey!

* DINGDINGDING *

Jock slams Christian on the mat and drops the big leg, but rather than go for the cover he mounts over Wright and hammers away with closed fists. Mackenzie DeCenzo screams at 
referee Nick Patrick to do his job and get Jock off CW. When he tries Jock takes a swing at him! 

"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Just when Nick Patrick is about to warn Jock about his aggressive behavior he sees the look in his eyes and smartly decides to let it go. 

COLE
Holy cow! Jock Mulligan is a man possessed. I don’t remember seeing him like this before. 

COACH
Even though he’s wrestling CW, right now he sees Baron in there with him. 

COLE
Will you stop with that! You’ll be lucky if the Lone Star Gunslingers don’t come looking for you once the match is over. 

Jock’s minor confrontation with the official buys Christian enough time to regroup and remove his red polyester jacket, which he uses to clothesline the Texas Twister! Wright smashes Mulligan into the buckle and stuffs his tie in Jock’s mouth before delivering a series of punishing European uppercuts. Now in control Wright makes sure to have some fun with the Gunslinger, slapping him upside the head insultingly, then whips him across…but Jock reverses and BAAAAAAAACK body drops CW out of the corner! 

"YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!"

The Texas Twister measures Wright and drills him with his signature RUNNING BUTT THUMP!!

COLE
Bite My Shiny Metal Ass! This could do it! 

ONE…

TWO…

KICKOUT!

Mulligan signals out Baron with a quick thumbs up as he ascends to the top…ONLY TO SLIP AND FALL HARD!!!

COACH
Did you see that?! 

COLE
See what?

COACH
Baron shook the rope and caused Jock to fall. 

COLE
He did not! 

Mackie and Christian have a good laugh at Mulligan’s expense, and then it’s back to business as CW puts the boots to the shaken Gunslinger. Wright brings his opponent up to a vertical base and levels him with a SUPERKICK!

ONE…

TWO…

THR-- NO!!

CW’s not through with Jock yet. He taunts Baron and Melody before spiking their friend into the canvas with a vicious PILEDRIVER!

COLE
Nick Patrick ought to seriously consider ending the damn match. Wright could have picked up the victory seconds ago, but now he’s trying to injury this young man for no good reason. 

COACH
Jock’s the one who demand the match. I guess that falls into the category of be careful what you wish for because you just might get it.

Mulligan’s scooped up and dropped throat-first on the top rope, his almost lifeless body crumbling to the mat. 

BARON
:angry:

The Natural dares Baron to step in, but Melody pleads with him not to. 

“BARON!”
“BARON!”
“BARON!”

JOCK
:huh:

COACH
What a great shot that is. The light’s are on, but nobody’s home! 

At the urging of Melody, Baron tosses in Jock’s white jacket to end the match. 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

COLE
Finally some common sense being shown around here. 

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, Baron Windels has opted to end the match since Jock Mulligan can no longer defend himself. Therefore, here is your winner… "THE NATURAL"... CCHHHRRRIIISSTTIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAANN WWWWRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHHHHHHTT!!!!

Mackie raises CW’s hand in triumph as the crowd lets him and Baron know how they feel. 

"BULL-SHIT!”
"BULL-SHIT!”
"BULL-SHIT!”

COLE
The fans don’t agree with Baron’s decision, but it was the right move. Jock’s career was not only on the line but so was his well being. He’s gotta have a concussion. 

COACH
For the second week in a row Jock’s so called partner has screwed him. 

COLE
I’m cutting you off right here. You’ve been WAY over the line tonight. Jock’s health is the most important thing at this time. We’ll try to get word on his condition before we go off the air. If not, be sure to visit OAOAST.com for more on that.