alfdogg 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2008 [i][size=5][color="#FF0000"][b]HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT![/b][/color][/size][/i] [i]Heart-Shaped Box[/i] plays, as The Heavenly Rockers make their way out, accompanied by Colonel Abdullah Nerdly. COLE Here come the World tag team champions, set for six-man action tonight! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following six-man tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing the first team, at a combined weight of 672 pounds...first...COLONEL ABDULLAH NERDLY in association with HOLLY-WOOD present the OAOAST World tag team champions, and the greatest Rock 'N' Wrestling band of ALL TIME...THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEAVENLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE And of course, the Heavenly Rockers will defend those titles against Team Heyross at AngleMania VII! Team Heyross also a part of this match, and already holds a victory over the champs, in the Anderson Cup tournament! COACH Yeah, but I got a feeling that AngleMania VII is going to hold some sweet revenge for the Heavenly Rockers! The Rockers climb into the ring, as [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg walks through the curtains, to the boos of the crowd. COLE And here comes their partner! BUFFER [i]And their tag team partner...he is a former three-time heavyweight champion of the WORLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COLE And I'm surprised Alf failed to break out the Red Sox jersey for the occasion! COACH Are you kiddin'? Alf wouldn't be caught dead reppin' any team from [i]Boston![/i] Alf walks to the ring, rolls inside, and poses on the buckles. He then gives high fives to the Rockers, as [i]Shine[/i] by Collective Soul hits, and Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin are met with the cheers of the crowd. BUFFER [i]Their opponents...at a combined weight of 705 pounds...Introducing first, the 2008 Anderson Cup champions...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE And listen to the ovation for the Anderson Cup champions, as they make their way to the ring! Moss and Benjamin pose on the buckles, as the lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then People = Shit by Slipknot hits. HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! The crowd goes insane as a figure punches through the curtains, wearing torn black jeans, a sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them. BUFFER [i]And their partner...he is the OAOAST Heartland champion...SAAAAANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNE THHHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSANNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] Sandman slides into the ring, and rips the bandanas off. Moss and Benjamin pat him on the back, as the crowd goes crazy. COLE This place is electric right now! What a match this is going to be! Both teams huddle up, then step out, leaving Logan Mann and Quentin Benjamin in the ring. *DING DING DING* COLE And it'll be Logan "Usher" Mann, starting it off with Quentin Benjamin! Logan and Benjamin tie up, and Logan backs Benjamin into the ropes. Logan breaks slowly, but gets in a shot to the gut. Logan attempts an Irish whip, but Benjamin reverses. He drops down, then Moss climbs into the ring and leapfrogs Logan, and Logan comes back and gets caught in a double hiptoss! Moss and Benjamin then both drop elbows on Logan! COLE And some nice teamwork here by Team Heyross! Alf and Synth hop into the ring, and are met with dropkicks from Sandman and Moss, respectively! Benjamin then waits on Logan, and hits a third dropkick, sending him to the floor along with his partners! COLE And the team of Sandman and Team Heyross on a roll here! The Rockers regroup with Alf and the Colonel, then Logan rolls back into the ring, this time with Moss. Logan positions himself so that the referee is directly in between him and Moss, then jumps around him and delivers a foot to the gut. COACH Smart move there by Logan, using the referee kind of like a fort until the time was right! Logan hammers away on the back of Moss, then backs him into a corner and delivers right hands. He goes for an Irish whip, but Moss reverses, and catches Logan with a backdrop! Moss follows with a clothesline, then stops to go after Synth, who was stepping through the ropes, and gets nailed from behind by Logan! COLE And some more distractionary tactics from the Heavenly Rockers, now looking to take control of this match in the early going! Logan tags in Synth, and the two whip Moss across and catch him with a double elbow! Synth covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Synth tags in Alf, who sets up Moss in the corner and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! A third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then makes his way over to Benjamin on the apron, drawing the referee towards him, as Logan wraps the tag rope around the throat of Moss! COLE And now look at this! Come on, ref! Benjamin tries to point out the infraction to the referee, to no avail. Logan removes the rope, and Alf returns to deliver some more punishment. He whips Moss into the ropes, and tries a clothesline, but Moss ducks, and attempts a reverse sunset, but Alf grabs the ropes to block! Alf points to his head, because, you see, he's really smart. Not smart enough, however, to avoid the superkick that hits him when he turns around! COLE Alf was celebrating his feat, and it cost him! Alf tags out to Synth, as Moss tags Benjamin. COACH Very unlike Alf to make a mistake such as that, but luckily he landed in his corner! Benjamin and Synth circle the ring, and Benjamin grabs a side headlock. Synth backs him into the ropes, and shoves him off. Synth drops down, then gets up. Benjamin leapfrogs him, then catches him with a flying bodypress! 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin goes back to the side headlock. Synth backs him into the ropes and shoves him off once again. This time, Logan drops off the apron, and grabs his leg from the floor. Benjamin looks out at him, and takes a knee to the back from Synth as a result! COACH How about that teamwork, Cole? COLE A big move from the Heavenly Rockers, and Benjamin is really hurting! Synth covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Logan tags in, and the two whip Benjamin in and floor him with a double clothesline! Logan gets a few stomps in, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Logan tags in Alf, who picks Benjamin up and drops him throat-first on the top rope! Alf stomps away at Benjamin, then picks him up and attempts an Irish whip. Benjamin reverses, and Alf makes a blind tag on his way by. COLE Tag made to Logan right there! Alf attempts a sunset flip as Benjamin puts his head down, but Benjamin is able to hold his ground...until being met with the LEFT HOOK~! of Logan! COACH YEAH! COLE BIG, trademark left hook from Logan Mann! Logan celebrates his feat, drawing the boos of the fans, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Logan picks up Benjamin, and executes a twisting neckbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Logan backs Benjamin into the corner, and tags in Alf. Alf hammers away on Benjamin, then brings him out and executes a snap suplex! He follows that with a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Alf tags Logan back in, who whips Benjamin into the ropes, and hooks a SLEEPER~! COLE Sleeperhold applied by Logan Mann! Will this be the match? Benjamin struggles to the ropes, but fades away. The referee lifts his arm... 1!!! 2!!! ...but Benjamin holds through on the third lift! He gets to his feet, with Logan on his shoulders, and backs into the corner! COLE Nice move by Benjamin, and now he needs to tag! However, Logan is able to tag Alf first, and Alf stops Logan with an elbowdrop to the back! Alf celebrates his feat, drawing boos. He then executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COACH Uh-oh, he's setting him up! However, Alf tags in Synth. COLE Synth wanted the tag, he wants to send a message for AngleMania! Synth sets up the PERCUSSION DDT~!!!!!11111 However, when he raises his hand in the air, Benjamin backdrops out of the move! COLE Benjamin is close, he has to tag now! Alf steps through again, but this time is intercepted by the referee, as Benjamin makes the tag to Moss! COLE There it is! Charlie Moss in! The referee turns around, and puts Moss out! COACH Referee didn't see it! Synth holds Benjamin, as Logan backs into the ropes, and charges with a double axhandle...but Benjamin slips out, and Synth takes the shot! COLE He hit his partner! Benjamin then hits Logan with a superkick, before collapsing to the mat! COLE Yet another chance for Quentin to make a tag! Alf is tagged in...but Benjamin makes the tag to Sandman! COLE TAG MADE! COACH Here we go! COLE Listen to the crowd here in Denver! Sandman and Alf face off, then start exchanging blows! Sandman gets the better of the exchange, backing Alf into a corner and continuing with right hands! He whips Alf across, and catches him with a spinning wheel kick on the way back! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Sandman then executes a suplex on Alf, then heads upstairs. COLE And Sandman going to the top! Sandman hits Alf with a missile dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up again! Sandman starts delivering BOOT SCRAPES~! to Alf, but is attacked from behind by Logan! Synth joins, and the two whip Sandman into the ropes. Sandman ducks a double clothesline, and flys back with one of his own! Moss grabs Synth and backs him into a corner, while Benjamin backs Alf into an opposite one. COLE It's mayhem in there right now! As Logan gets to his feet, Alf and Synth are whipped into mid-ring, sandwiching him! Sandman then catches him with a foot to the gut...and plants him with the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COLE Put this one in the books! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE What a match that was! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...the team of TEAM HEYROSS and SANDMAN9000!!!!![/i] From behind, Colonel Abdullah raises a lighttube in the air behind Sandman, who reaches back and grabs it, then turns and stares down the Colonel. COACH Uh-ohhhhhh... The Colonel is wide-eyed as Sandman knees him in the gut, then grabs the lighttube and shatters it over the back of his head! Synth drags the Colonel out of the ring, and he and Logan examine the wound that has been opened on the back of his head! COACH Look at that, poor Abdullah! COLE I don't know what he was thinking, but Sandman and Team Heyross have got some serious momentum heading into AngleMania VII! Let's go to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
