Tony149 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2008 (edited) And now, the [b][color="#FFA500"]OAOAST SPINEBUSTER OF THE WEEK[/color][/b], presented by [b][color="#FF0000"]Beauty Crush[/color][/b], the much anticipated Alix Maria Spezia debut CD! [b]LAST WEEK[/b] [quote]Mulligan signals out Baron with a quick thumbs up as he ascends to the top…ONLY TO SLIP AND FALL HARD!!! COACH Did you see that?! COLE See what? COACH Baron shook the rope and caused Jock to fall. COLE He did not! * CLIP JOB * 1) CW stomps Jock 2) Delivers super kick and breaks pin as the referee is about to make 3 count 3) Taunts Baron and Melody before spiking Jock with a piledriver, then a Stun Gun COLE Nick Patrick ought to seriously consider ending the damn match. Wright could have picked up the victory seconds ago, but now he’s trying to injury this young man for no good reason. COACH Jock’s the one who demand the match. I guess that falls into the category of be careful what you wish for because you just might get it. BARON :angry: The Natural dares Baron to step in, but Melody pleads with him not to. “BARON!” “BARON!” “BARON!” JOCK :huh: COACH What a great shot that is. The light’s are on, but nobody’s home! At the urging of Melody, Baron tosses in Jock’s white jacket to end the match. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Finally some common sense being shown around here. "BULL-SHIT!” "BULL-SHIT!” "BULL-SHIT!” COLE The fans don’t agree with Baron’s decision, but it was the right move. Jock’s career was not only on the line but so was his well being. He’s gotta have a concussion.[/quote] Located backstage at our interview area, OAOAST special correspondent Tony Brannigan with the Lone Star Gunslingers and Melody Nerdly. TONY Guys, we’ve seen the footage and heard the rumblings. First of all, how is your health, Jock? And secondly, is there dissention within the ranks? MELODY :lol: JOCK I’m just fine, thank you for asking. Took a nasty fall last week, but fortunately I didn’t suffer any conundrum. TONY You sure about that? JOCK Listen Brannigan, I know it must still eat you alive that I basically ended Black T’s dominance over the tag division when the Lone Star Gunslingers eliminated ya’ll from the Anderson Cup a few years back. Now that you’re a member of the media I understand part of the job is to stir up you-know-what. But I’m here to tell you and everyone watching, there is NO dissention between Baron and myself. It’s been a bumpy ride since losing the gold, but that all changes tonight. BARON The OAOAST tag division is brutal, quite like the NBA Western Conference. Every game in the West is a battle, just as every match in the OAOAST is. There are no easy match-ups. You could be on the top one moment and down at the bottom the next. Believe me, we know because we’re experiencing it right now. But as Jock said that all changes tonight and continues onto AngleMania and keeps on truckin’ until the OAO World tag team titles are back where they belong. TONY That does it from here. Let’s go back to the ring! [i]"YEOW!"[/i] "Money Talks" by AC/DC blasts over the speakers and out walk the best dressed men in the OAOAST, along with their Director of Security. BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Currently on their way to the ring, accompanied by CPA, representing THE ENTERPRISE… “THE NATURAL” CHRISTIAN WRIGHT and “THE BILLION DOLLAR HEIR” THEODORE MONEYMAKER!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The jeers turn to cheers as “Thriller” by Fall Out Boy hits and the Gunslingers head to the ring. Jock not showing any lingering effects from last week, smiling and slapping hands along with Baron and Melody. BUFFER And their opponents! Led down the aisle by their manager MELODY NERDLY, from San Antonio, Texas, total combine weight 487 pounds, the [I]former[/I]… JOCK :angry: BUFFER …One & Only tag team champions of the world, JOCK MULLIGAN and BARON WINDELS… THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGEERRRRRSSSS!! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Melody attempts to calm Jock as he mouths off at ring announcer Michael Buffer. COLE Jock still peeved about he and Baron no longer being tag team champions. COACH He ought to be. Baron’s the one who lost them. COLE What is with you trying to stir up trouble between Jock Mulligan and Baron Windels? COACH I’m a commentator, Cole. That means I’m paid to comment on what I see. And what I see is Baron Windels sabotaging the career of a man he calls his friend because he’s starting to realize Jock’s the better man and the reason for the team‘s success. COLE That’s ridiculous. Jock and Baron are like brothers. It’s all for one and one for all. Teddy and CW quickly decided who’ll start for their team, but it’s more problematic for the Gunslingers as both want the nod, with Baron’s argument being to ease Jock in rather than throw him into the fire right away. Melody agrees and Jock reluctantly exits. COACH You want to talk about ridiculous. Now it’s 2 against 1. COLE :rolleyes: * DINGDINGDING * Baron Windels and Christian Wright lockup as the bell sounds, and CW wastes no time delivering a cheap shot, jabbing his knee into Baron’s midsection. Chopped down to size Windels is staggered by a series of European uppercuts. A tag is made and Baron Windels is sent for the ride, the victim of a double back elbow from Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright on the rebound. The Billion Dollar Heir follows up with A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS, but nobody’s home and Moneymaker smashes his fist into the canvas! “YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!” Jock readies for the tag as Baron wrings Theodore‘s arm, his foot already on the second turnbuckle in preparation to deliver a top rope double axe handle smash, but it doesn’t come. Instead Baron wrings the arm a second time, flipping Teddy over and leaving Jock perplexed. Windels drops his leg down across Moneymaker’s arm and bars it. COACH He’s freezing Jock out of the match, Cole. That was a perfect time to make a tag and Baron left his best friend hanging on the apron. Jock must’ve felt like a fool standing there waiting for the tag. Theodore returns to a vertical base and pops Baron in the face, shooting him off after, only to have Baron leapfrog over and bring him down in a side headlock. Moneymaker rolls Windels onto his back… ONE! TWO! …and nearly scores the pin. A firm believer in the phrase, “If at first you don’t succeed, try again,” Teddy attempts to fire Baron off a second time, but it’s reversed and the Billion Dollar Heir is caught on the rebound with the MYSPACE COMEBACK~! “YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!” Just as he’s about to go for the cover Baron spots CW charging in and backdrops the D.C. native. Windels continues his assault, mixing Texas sized rights and Cowboy Bebop elbows. Wright then goes for the ride and eats a size 13 (BIG) BOOT! “BARON!” “BARON!” “BARON!” With the fans chanting his name and Jock and Melody cheering him on, Baron climbs the buckles and levels Theodore Moneymaker with a TOP ROPE LARIAT!! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Jock asks for the tag but is told he isn’t ready. This leads to a brief argument that enables Moneymaker to RAKE the eyes and take Windels to the mat with a swinging neck breaker! COACH What is this guy’s problem, Cole? If he doesn’t have some hidden agenda, then why didn’t he tag Jock when presented the opportunity a second time? COLE Baron only has Jock’s best interest in mind. Every competitor no matter how badly injured wants to go. Quite frankly, I don’t think Jock should’ve even been cleared to wrestle tonight. What the Lone Star Gunslingers argued to do Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright don’t, and that’s make a tag, as the Natural comes off the middle rope with an elbow to the heart of Baron Windels. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! CW baits Jock in to distract the ref as he and Teddy stomp Baron. Even CPA lands a cheap shot of his own, driving his forearm into the side of Baron's head. Once the damage has been done Moneymaker is back on the apron before Charles Robinson even turns around. Irish whip, and the Natural connects with a SNAP POWERSLAM! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! Baron just gets his shoulder off the mat. Teddy returns and successfully executes a gut wrench suplex, and then pops right up to drop A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS! ONE… TWO… And Baron kicks out again. “BARON!” “BARON!” “BARON!” Moneymaker and Wright make yet another tag, and they follow with a double suplex. CW then goes up top and crashes all his weight down onto Baron with a FROG SPLASH!! ONE… TWO… SAVE BY JOCK! But the Texas Twister isn’t done there, firing Christian across and telling him to BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS! COACH Get him out of there, Charles. He’s not the legal man! Enter Theodore Moneymaker to confront Jock, who decks the Billion Dollar Heir with a DISCUS PUNCH! COLE Oh, yeah! What about Jock Mulligan now, Coach? COACH I think I liked this guy better on the apron. Jock helps Baron to their corner and TAGS HIMSELF IN! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" MELODY :huh: The Texas Twister looks to finish what he started, whipping Moneymaker in for a dropkick flush to the jaw, and then catches Wright sneaking up from behind with a belly-to-belly suplex! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Jock signals for Nerdvana, bringing CPA up on the apron to grab his attention. The only attention he receives however is from MELODY NERDLY, who dare tries to yank him down. CPA does on his own accord and sets her up for the HR Blockbuster (Dominator). COLE Oh, no! COACH Oh, yes! Thankfully Baron Windels comes to the rescue, BASHING CPA across the back with a STEEL CHAIR! Meanwhile, Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright have jumped on Jock Mulligan inside the ring. They whip him into the ropes, but he leapfrogs both men on the rebound and wipes them out with a HIGH CROSS BODY PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!! COLE Jock’s got them both pinned! ONE… TWO… THREE! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" NO, KICKOUT!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Teddy rolls out to the floor and the Gunslingers set their sights on the legal man, Christian Wright, nailing him with the ARKANSAS TOOTHPICK. Jock motions for the Lone Star Lasso, but Moneymaker trips up Baron as he bounces off the near side, causing him to fall into Jock’s knee! COLE Oh, my! Baron accidentally clipped Jock! COACH Yeah, right. He clipped him on purpose. COLE Give me a break! You know it was an accident. Moneymaker instructs CPA to pull Baron outside and whip him against the guardrail as CW easily hooks the WALLSTREET CLOVERLEAF! COLE Come on, Jock. Hang in there. Despite encouragement from Melody and the fans, the pain is too much for Jock to bear and he submits. * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners, the team of THEODORE MONEYMAKER and CHRISTIAN WRIGHT!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The match officially over Christian Wright refuses to break the hold. “Where’s your partner now?” Theodore Moneymaker asks while stomping the back of Jock Mulligan’s head. Suddenly Melody dashes backstage and returns with her brothers, the CHRIST AIR EXPRESS! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Wright and Moneymaker head for higher ground, the damage already done as the Beverly Hills Blonds join them onstage in a show of force. COLE You can be sure there will be hell to pay this weekend at AngleMania when the Enterprise does battle with the Christ Air Express and Lone Star Gunslingers. [b]THIS WEEKEND[/b] Logan Usher Mann vs. Quentin Benjamin [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/papacita/OAOAST/SYNDICATED.jpg] [b]CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS[/b] Edited March 25, 2008 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
