alfdogg 0 Report post Posted March 31, 2008 *graphic* The crowd goes NUTS upon seeing the graphic. COLE And we are just moments away from one of the biggest matches of this year's AngleMania! Alfdogg, looking for his fourth Heartland title, challenges Sandman9000, the reigning champion! This is going to be an epic battle! Let's go to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* (slow and dramatic) BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen...it is now time, for one of the main attractions of the evening. Tonight, two of the roughest, toughest superstars in the history of our sport, will do battle in a no-holds-barred environment, for the OAOAST Heartland championship! ARE YOU READY?[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Los Angeles, California...ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYYY?????[/i] *crowd cheers louder* BUFFER [i]Then for the hundreds of thousands in attendance here in Los Angeles, and the BILLIONS watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] A pause takes place to let the crowd get the cheers out, then the boos start as the lights go out and [i]Magnum Opus[/i] plays. After the drum intro, the lights kick back on, and Alfdogg makes his way through the curtains, in a custom-made teal hoodie. (for argument's sake, let's pretend this is a teal hoodie. And that the letters on the back are white.) [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/alfdogg/oaoastkobecp3shirt.jpg] COLE And here comes Alfdogg, not trying to make any friends among the hundred-thousands here at the Coliseum, as usual! COACH I get the feeling Alf's not a big fan of the teams here in the City of Angels! Alf climbs into the ring, and poses on the buckles, to boos. He then removes the hoodie, folds it up nicely, and hands it to the timekeeper. He is wearing his red Foley flannel with a white sleeveless underneath. COLE And Alf looks ready for battle, Coach! He looks ready to become a four-time Heartland champion, but it will be easier said than done! Suddenly, the lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then People = Shit by Slipknot hits. HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! The crowd goes insane as a figure punches through the curtains, wearing torn black jeans, a sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them. COLE It was six months ago today that this man made his return to the OAOAST, and captured the Heartland title! And the fans in L.A. going crazy for Sandman9000! Sandman walks slowly to the ring, then rolls inside, rips the bandanas off, then hands his belt to the referee and stands in a corner across from Alf. BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen...the following contest is for the OAOAST Heartland championship! In this contest, there are no disqualifications, no countouts, anything goes. There is no time limit. Introducing first, to my left...weighing in at 238 1/2 pounds...this man is a bonafide legend in the World of professional wrestling, and tonight he looks for his record fourth Heartland championship! Ladies and gentlemen, the challenger...a former two-time OAOAST champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* BUFFER [i]And ladies and gentlemen, his opponent, to my right. He hails from South of Heaven, and weighs in at an even 220 pounds! Maybe the most sadistic man ever to set foot in a pro wrestling ring, this man is a former World tag team champion, and has held his title for six months running! Ladies and gentlemen...introducing, the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST Heartland champion...SAAAAAAAAAANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN NNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNE THHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSANNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* COLE And we are about ready to go! Both men gather in mid-ring with the referee, who raises the belt in the air, then calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* The crowd roars in anticipation after hearing the bell. Alf and Sandman face off in mid-ring, talking trash while being showered by flashbulbs. COACH I've got goosebumps, Cole! This is gonna be great! Alf strikes first, drilling Sandman with a right hand! Sandman returns fire, and the two engage in a slugfest! The two tie up, and move over to the ropes, falling through to the floor, and continuing their trading of fists! COLE And we're taking it to the floor already in this one! They continue to trade blows, then Alf grabs a side headlock. Sandman struggles for a split second, then shoves Alf off into the ringpost! COLE Alf shoved hard into the steel! Sandman picks up Alf, and sets up a vertical suplex! Alf blocks, then blocks a second time, before lifting Sandman up himself and dropping him crotch-first over the guardrail! Alf backs up, then clotheslines Sandman, sending him the rest of the way into the crowd! COACH Dangerous territory here! COLE No question, Alf and Sandman now having to fight through the sea of fans... COACH I mean for the fans, it's dangerous! There's no telling what these two will do! Alf rams Sandman's face into a railing deep in the crowd, then scoops him up and slams him on the concrete! Alf grabs a drink from a vendor, takes a swig, then tosses the remains onto Sandman! But this only seems to wake him up, as Sandman fights back with right hands! COLE And the champ fighting back now! The two fight deeper into the crowd, as Alf creates enough space to deliver a foot to the gut, then set up a piledriver! COLE And Alf looking to piledrive Sandman out in the stands! However, Sandman blocks, and backdrops Alf instead! COLE But no, it's Alf who tastes the arena floor this time! Alf tries to roll to safety, as Sandman gives chase, getting a few stomps in. He tosses Alf back over the guardrail, then stands atop it, and drives a forearm into Alf's back. COLE The champion, Sandman9000, with the advantage as we're back in the ring area! Sandman sets up an Irish whip, but Alf counters, sending Sandman into the steel steps! COACH And Sandman dislodging those steel steps, as he hit them shoulder-first! This is a big break for Alf! Alf climbs onto the apron, then climbs to the top rope, and waits for Sandman to get to his feet, before hitting him with a MOONSAULT~! COLE Alf FLYING through the air! Alf lays on the floor for a few seconds, then goes over to grab the steel steps. COACH And now Alf with those steps... Alf raises the steps in the air, but Sandman hits him with a dropkick, and Alf falls back to the floor, with the steps coming right down on his face! COACH Oh no! COLE A dropkick by Sandman, and those steel steps rammed Alf right in the face! Sandman starts firing off right hands, but Alf grabs him by the pants, and pulls him into the ringpost! COLE Nice move by Alf there to by himself some time! Alf shoves Sandman into the ring, then slowly rolls in. Alf stomps away, then picks him up and whips him across the ring. However, he puts his head down, and Sandman catches him with a swinging neckbreaker! COLE Nice neckbreaker by Sandman, Alf getting caught with his head down! Sandman covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman then climbs to the second rope, and comes down with a big knee to the sternum! Sandman rolls to his feet, then drags Alf over to the ropes by his leg. He drapes Alf's leg across the bottom rope, then jumps into the air and comes down on top of it! COLE And now Sandman working over the knee of Alf! Sandman grabs Alf's leg, then stands on his midsection, and jumps over, bending Alf's leg back to his head! COACH This is very smart strategy by Sandman, take out an extremity! Sandman lifts Alf's leg up and delivers a couple kicks, then stands on his other foot, and falls back to the mat with the leg! The crowd cheers on Sandman, as he grabs Alf's leg once again, raising it straight up in the air as he stands at Alf's head, and yanks down on it! He does it once more, then drops an elbow on the leg, then hooks it between his own leg in a leglock! COLE And Sandman further wearing down that leg! Sandman releases the leg hold, then drags Alf to the ropes again, and jumps into the air...but this time, Alf is able to pull his leg out of the way! COLE Nobody home on that one! Alf quickly waistlocks Sandman, and executes a German suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Alf with a suplex, but couldn't get the full impact on that one, because he's unable to put much weight on that knee right now! Both men lay on the mat, then Alf pulls himself to his feet with the ropes. Sandman gets to his feet, and kicks his leg out from behind! COACH He just kicked his leg out of his leg! COLE That one never gets old. :lol: Sandman trips up Alf, and drags him to the ringpost. The crowd buzzes. COACH Uh-oh... COLE And Sandman maybe looking to take a page out of Alf's playbook! However, Alf is able to struggle long enough to avoid the move. Sandman tries it again, but Alf pulls him into the post with his legs! COLE But no, a nice counter move by Alf! Sandman shakes off the cobwebs, then goes under the ring and grabs a BARBED-WIRE CHAIR! COACH Oh, no! COLE And the heavy artillery is coming out now! Sandman rolls into the ring with the chair, as Alf pulls himself to his feet. Sandman raises the chair high overhead, but Alf delivers a kick to the midsection! Alf then delivers a big CHOP~! which knocks Sandman right to the mat! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then grabs the chair, and limps over to Sandman, delivering a big shot to the back! COLE Alf strikes first with the chair! Alf then lifts it overhead once again, and brings it down! Alf raises the chair up, drawing boos. He then delivers a snap legdrop, which hurts him about as much as Sandman! COLE And Alf just may have hurt himself further with that move. Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Sandman, and whips him hard across, with Sandman crashing sternum-first into the corner! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf whips Sandman across once again, and charges...but Sandman gets a foot up! Alf staggers back, and Sandman charges in with a clothesline! Sandman then scales the ropes... COLE And Sandman going upstairs! Sandman waits for Alf to get to his feet, and jumps... ...but Alf catches him by the legs, causing Sandman to fall to his back, and applies the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 COLE Alf with the Sharpshooter! COACH I can't believe it! Sandman puts his hand over his head, as he struggles towards the ropes. COLE Could Alf do the unthinkable here, and make Sandman submit? Sandman claws his way towards the ropes, and finally makes them. Alf reluctantly breaks, then tosses Sandman into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! COACH And Alf taking his time, giving that leg time to recuperate! You notice he's still got a slight limp out there, but it's coming along! Alf sets Sandman up on the top rope, then follows him up. COLE Well, this will be a good test for it! Alf steps to the top rope, hooks Sandman, and executes a SUPERPLEX~! COLE Big-time superplex from Alf! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE But Sandman able to kick out! Alf rolls to the outside, and reaches under the ring, pulling out a large gray tub full of assorted weapons. He grabs a piece of wax paper with thumbtacks glued to it, as well as a STAPLE GUN! COACH Is that a staple gun, Cole? COLE I think it is. Alf turns Sandman over onto his stomach, then lays the paper on his back, tacks facing down. He then checks out the staple gun, and STAPLES the paper into Sandman's back! COACH YEOWCH! The crowd groans, as Alf staples all four corners, then groans louder as he raises the barbed-wire chair in the air! COLE Oh my God... Alf brings the chair down onto Sandman's back, driving the tacks into his skin! COACH/COLE :o Alf then does it a second time, then turns him over and covers... COACH That's got to do it. 1... 2... NO! Sandman gets a shoulder up! COLE But Sandman continues to fight! Alf picks up Sandman, and sets up a suplex, but Sandman blocks. He blocks a second time, then lifts Alf, suplexing him onto the chair! COLE And now it's Alf who gets some of the barbed wire! Sandman quickly pulls the sheet off his back, wincing in pain as he removes it. He then wraps the paper around his forearm, tacks out, and drives it into the forehead of Alf, cutting him open! COACH OW! COLE And Alf has been cut open by those tacks, which Sandman drove into his flesh with his forearm! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Sandman fires off right hands on Alf, as Alf uses Sandman's shirt to try to pull himself up. Sandman then delivers kicks, sending Alf to the outside. Alf once again retreats into the crowd, and Sandman gives chase. COACH Here we go again! Alf makes his way into the concession area this time, where Sandman catches up to him. Sandman gets in a few right hands, but Alf shoves a nearby slushy vendor into him, then makes a break for it. Sandman hunts for him, when a fan points out that he went into the restroom. Sandman walks in, and is met with a mop handle to the head! COLE And it appears that Sandman found Alf! Or, rather, Alf found him! Alf stomps away, then grabs a mop bucket, and dumps the contents onto Sandman! COLE Who knows what was in that mop bucket! COACH Hey, isn't that the one you peed in last night after all those Zima's? COLE ... Alf and Sandman trade right hands, as they make their way back to the ring area. Sandman takes advantage on the way back, and tosses Alf back inside, then goes under the ring, and comes up with a BARBED WIRE BOARD~! COLE And it just gets worse. COACH Or better, depending on your view! Sandman slides the board into the ring, then sets up the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COACH Oh, not on the board! However, Alf blocks, and backdrops Sandman onto the board! Alf then sets up a powerbomb. COLE And now Alf attempting to put Sandman into the board again! However, Sandman blocks, and counters into a slingshot...with Alf smashing the referee in the corner! COLE And the referee takes a shot! Sandman then hooks Alf, and drives him with the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COLE And Sandman got it! Cover... COACH Where's the referee? COLE Here he comes! 1... 2... NO!!! Alf gets a shoulder up! COLE But Alf escapes! COACH This match is unbelieveable, Cole! Sandman grabs the thumbtack sheet and wraps it around his forearm again, raking it across Alf's face as Alf screams in pain. COLE And Sandman opening up that wound some more! Alf rolls to the outside, where Sandman follows and rams him into the timekeeper's table! However, when Sandman goes to pick him up, he gets whacked in the face with the ring bell! COLE And Sandman just had his bell rung right there! COACH And it looks like Sandman's cut now! Alf stomps away at Sandman, and rams his face into the steel steps, then tosses him back inside. He grabs the barbed wire chair, and brings it down onto Sandman's head! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE But Sandman keeps hanging in there! Alf rolls to the outside, and goes under the ring...coming out with a WEEDWHACKER~! COLE Oh my God. COACH Is that what I think it is, Cole? COLE I think so. Alf slides under the bottom rope, then pulls the string, and holds it up in the air with one hand. The crowd buzzes, as he approaches Sandman! COLE Don't do it, Alf! Alf brings it down, as Sandman holds it away from his face! Sandman then gets in a kick to Alf's groin, and an EDGECRUSHER DDT~! COLE Big move from Sandman! Sandman then points at the weedwhacker, as the crowd cheers. COLE Come on, Sandman, leave it be! Sandman picks it up, and pulls the string a couple times, but it fails to work. The crowd boos, as Sandman drops it outside the ring. Sandman then turns around, right into an Alf superkick! COLE And Alf with a great kick! Alf then climbs to the top rope. COACH Uh-oh, this is it, Cole! Alf gets his balance...and hits the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2... ... NO!!! Sandman gets the shoulder up! COACH What??? COLE He kicked out! I can't believe it! Alf can't believe it either, as he confronts the referee. Sandman pulls his way to his feet in the corner, as Alf charges, but Sandman moves out of the way! Sandman delivers forearms to the face, then whips Alf across and catches him with a flying forearm! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Alf gets the shoulder up! Sandman then backs into the ropes, and drills him with the YAKUZA KICK~! He then sits Alf down in the corner, and props the barbed-wire board up over him. COLE Could be Van-Terminator time! Sandman climbs the top rope on the other side, gets his balance, and delivers the VAN TERMINATOR~!, driving the barbed-wire board into Alf's face! COACH Oh, no! COLE This looks like the beginning of the end for Alf! Sandman pulls Alf out of the wreckage, then scoops him up, and executes the PSYCHO DRIVAH~!!!!!11111 Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE And Sandman has retained his title again! What an incredible match! BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion...AAAAAAAAAANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN NNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNE THHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSANNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] COACH Gonna be hard to top this one, Cole! COLE Two of the fiercest competitors in the history of this sport! They spilled their blood all over the L.A. Coliseum, and in the end, it's Sandman9000 once again coming out on top, he is STILL the OAOAST Heartland champion! Sandman finally stirs on the mat, as the referee hands him his belt. He tries to help him up, but Sandman shoves him aside. COLE And there you see the kind of spirit these guys have. Sandman wants to get up and walk out of here on his own power! Sandman falls through the ropes, and walks to the back, his belt draped over his shoulder. COLE Well, folks, believe it or not, we've still got more to come! But this performance will be hard to top for the other competitors! Right now, let's go to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
