King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 9, 2008 This should go after Black/O'Hara. Ta! ----------------------------- COLE Right now, our broadcast colleague Josh Matthews is standing by with another competitor in the #1 Contender's Tournament, Todd Cortez. Josh? Backstage we go, to J.Math and The Urban Legend. MATTHEWS Todd Cortez, later on tonight you'll be taking on Spanish Fly in the numbe... Before even one sentence can be finished however, Landon Maddix rears his interfering head, to a roll of the eyes from Todd Cortez. MADDIX Don't worry, I'll take it from here. Back in his role as Cucaracha Internacional member, Cortez doesn't have much option but to step aside for the man that beat him so underhandedly at AngleMania VII. MADDIX See, what you saw just now was what Cucaracha Internacional is all about. The finest talent from all over the globe proving victorious. Look at the laundry list. We've got the 6-Man Tag Team Champions, we've got two representatives in this number one contender's tournament, we've got... well, we've got me. But the key in this business is not to be complacent. We're always moving with the times, looking to expand, as any international company should. Which is why, tonight, I'm embarking on my very first European scouting tour. Tonight, and every night on this European tour, I'm going to be giving one lucky local talent the chance... nay, the HONOUR, to earn a spot in Cucaracha Internacional. Only catch is... well, they've got to beat me to prove they're deserving first. CORTEZ Worked for me. Landon glares at Cortez out of the corner of his eye for a second before continuing on. MADDIX We're looking to add a new sister country, a new foreign connection to Cucaracha Internacional. And ya know, it's a shame we just recently had these natty little t-shirts made up with four flags on the back. But, what's the worst that's gonna happen? We redesign it with five and people buy more of them? I mean, really. After a self-indulgent smile Landon turns back to Cortez, upon which the smile disappears. MADDIX As for you, I suggest you stop worrying about the rare opportunity to flap your gums on live TV and get your head in the game. You're officially on probation right now, remember that. Luckily the rest of us have managed to cover for your mistakes and screw-ups so far, but tonight you're on your own. So, you'd best get the win tonight and begin redeeming yourself to me, because if we get another member in Cucaracha Internacional you could find yourself going even further down the pecking order if you're not careful! Now go! Resisting the urge to punch his 'boss' right in his giant mouth, Cortez marches off realising he can't do much else. Landon shakes his head in disappointment anyway as we fade out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
