Guest dreamer420 Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 one would hope that linda is going to show up eventually and put and end to this shit but she hasn't and with every passing week i'm starting to lose faith in her. does anyone else think it's funny that when vince is a face he is always with linda but as soon as he's a heel he's cheating on her right away.
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 I think it's stupid and predictable. When he's a face they walk around hand in hand. When he's a heel they scream at each other for a divorce that never seems to go through and he's hitting every piece of ass within a five-diva radius.
Guest dreamer420 Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 it is the worst thing that the wwe is doing to itself right now. vince needs to learn that we don't want to see him making out with beautiful young woman twice as young as him. so far on wwe tv i've seen him kiss stacy, trish and torrie. fuck that shit vince!!
Guest phoenixrising Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 Vince also made out with Dawn Marie too. And I wouldn't be surprised if he starts something with Tough Enough Jackie, just cause he needs to prove to the word that he is indeed a genetic jackhammer. Something else that's funny...Vince and Linda, to the best of my knowledge, have never made out on WWF TV, but Vince has scored with about four or five divas. Must be nice to own the company.
Guest Tony149 Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 Didn't Vince & Linda kiss on Raw back in 2001? I think he said they got back together or something. This may have been during the Invasion angle.
Guest Shaved Bear Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 Here's a pic (Not safe for work) wow talk about moving backwards
Guest Cataclysm911 Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 If it was porn, I would enjoy it more. I would rather watch the likes of Torrie Wilson, Dawn Marie & Stacy Kiebler get facials, then just watch them act like the like Vince McMahon. Don't tell me you wouldn't watch it. Fap, fap, fap.
Guest mickberna Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 Fap, fap, fap. Ha! I've only seen that term (fap) used once in my life... another "Sexy Losers" fan?
Guest Dangerous A Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 The Diva's need to be with wrestlers to help get them over. Not with Vince, who is already over. When I say over, I don't mean accepted by the fans over. The other over. The one where you shouldn't be on tv anymore because you are pushing yourself over the talent. coughshanecoughstephcough
Guest Cataclysm911 Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 Fap, fap, fap. Ha! I've only seen that term (fap) used once in my life... another "Sexy Losers" fan? No, I got that term from the X-entertainment & SomethingAwful humor forums.
Guest LesnarLunatic Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 I heard "Fap" on the Fark chats and forums. It must be a transplanted thing
Guest benoitrules2000 Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 How bout Stacey shaving her head, gaining 400 pounds, and becomming a coke fiend. I wouldn't like her much after that. Then we'd have to call her Sunny *RIMSHOT* Sorry, thought it deserved one!
Guest mickberna Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 I heard "Fap" on the Fark chats and forums. It must be a transplanted thing Goddamn, I must be out of touch with the masturbation lingo. It sucks to get old.
Guest Zero_Cool Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 Great, it's Fat Kane.... disturbing...
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 I can't belive how disgusted you guys are acting, this would be an insanely awesome angle. Especially the catchphrase. And then after Vince got outed, he could stalk the women, and maybe even wear....a ski mask! ! ! ! !
Guest converge241 Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 "Im assuming that inevitably Linda has to show up and put a stop to Vince's Shenanegans again" dont hold your breath for that.. storyline wise, Linda should have shown up a while ago. you never know though based on their history: Vince is so evil Linda "feuds with him" by giving austin the ceo title after the whole higher power thing.. they make up by end up on opposite sides @ WM2000 after he defends her honor by winning the title vince joins up with daughter and son in law against her. at some point they leave to make babies.. then he wants a divorce and the whole Trish thing , which Linda was in on and let him screw her. they make up to combat the Alliance/Invasion he gets tricked by Torrie, caught again. the board meeting goes in Vince's favor even though Linda should still hate him as Vince abuses his own family,cheats on her, tries to destroy the company and all Flair does is puch some fan by accident. Linda follows WWE television so well she knows the company has to be brand extended but then he gets 2 new girls and linda has no clue.. the timeline might be alittle off but I think the whole Vince- Linda relationship has overtaken the Taker-Kane family tree and logistics therin on the convoluted scale. whats worse is Vince cheated on her in real life, and hes still allowed to do all this stuff "in character".
Guest Prince Paul Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 I can't belive how disgusted you guys are acting, this would be an insanely awesome angle. Especially the catchphrase. And then after Vince got outed, he could stalk the women, and maybe even wear....a ski mask! ! ! ! ! Insanely awesome??? Um..okay. Because that's why I watch wrestling and all...to see a 56 year old man whacking off in a shower while screaming "CRY."
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 that would be the WrestleCrappiest angle ever! I can't belive you guys don't like it. besides, as long as Vince breaths, and maybe even after he's put in an iron lung, we will watch gorgeous women sit in his lap. wait, that's an even better idea! instead of "Evil Mr. McMahon" we could have "Sleazy 'Uncle' Vince". "Mr. McMahon, Trish ripped off my shirt in that Mud Pit match, now I'm all wet and dirty." *pats his knee* "Why don't you have a seat Torrie, and tell ol' Uncle Vince all about it". *mugs for camera* Can't you picture millions of people in front of thier TV like this -->
Guest LesnarLunatic Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 With the Child Molesting scandals in the RCC, I don't think now is the time for 'Sleazy Uncle Vince'. But, it could be worse. You could be giving that gimmick to Arn Anderson. "Molly, you know why they call me the Enforcer, don't you?"
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 With the Child Molesting scandals in the RCC, I don't think now is the time for 'Sleazy Uncle Vince'. But, it could be worse. You could be giving that gimmick to Arn Anderson. "Molly, you know why they call me the Enforcer, don't you?" Funniest thing I've heard today.
Guest DerangedHermit Posted June 22, 2002 Report Posted June 22, 2002 why is she feuding with dawn marie over his old ass then? I would assume they are feuding over who gets to be his mistress. Their reasons for wanting this are the same reason other women have sex with a rich, married man. Then just bring in Anna Nicole Smith.
Guest Prince Paul Posted June 23, 2002 Report Posted June 23, 2002 With the Child Molesting scandals in the RCC, I don't think now is the time for 'Sleazy Uncle Vince'. But, it could be worse. You could be giving that gimmick to Arn Anderson. "Molly, you know why they call me the Enforcer, don't you?" That is funny. Since Arn would be the perv, the show would not be centered around it, like "sleazy uncle Vince" would. We have to watch Vince drooling on the divas enough as it is. Let someone else be the pervert for 5 minutes per week, insetad of Vince taking up like 15 minutes of backstage time to have beautiful woman acting catty towards eachother because they all want his wallet!
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted June 23, 2002 Report Posted June 23, 2002 Could you imagine Jericho as a perv, asking all the divas if they wanna find out why he's "Larger than life"?
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted June 23, 2002 Report Posted June 23, 2002 Tajiri running around telling Diva's he is the "stiffest" wrestler in the company.
Guest WWF4Life Posted June 23, 2002 Report Posted June 23, 2002 After being humiliated in his home town on numerous occasions, I believe Jim Ross should have been given the perv angle. "BAH GAWD!!! She's broken in half!!!" Maybe not. Anyway, the optimist in me thinks this'll lead to both Stacey and Dawn Marie eventually humiliating Vince and hooking up with other people. Stacey at least.
Guest Austin3164life Posted June 23, 2002 Report Posted June 23, 2002 How about a new solution to this terrible storyline. Remove all McMahons from television and keep them in managerial roles alone. And remove Stephanie from the head of booking staff. Someone like Jim Cornette or Paul Heyman should be in that position......
Guest LesnarLunatic Posted June 23, 2002 Report Posted June 23, 2002 Maybe the sleazy pervert gimmick can go to Test, having him walk around in segments reading porn magazines while trying to pick up women would mean he wouldn't wrestle as much.
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