Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2008 A Muslim CALL TO PRAYER blaring in the background, we pan in on the holiest of sites, Abdullah Nerdly’s [color="#008080"][font="Impact"][size=5]HOUSE OF WORSHIP[/size][/font][/color]. Guided to the podium by his bevy of virgins, the Inspirational Leader kisses the ground and then blesses the hostile crowd. COLE Who does this guy think he is, the Pope? COACH No, but the Pope sure as hell wishes he was Abdullah Nerdly, the most respected and influential spiritual guide in the planet. He’s also one heck of a promoter. ABDULLAH Thank you my virgins, and welcome... welcome indeed to my House of Worship. Tonight’s live sermon deals with the importance of UNDERSTANDING. But before I go any further I ask that you bow your heads and join me in moment of silence in fond remembrance of the former One & Only tag team champions, the Heavenly Rockers, whose reign brought joy to millions worldwide. The Colonel holds back tears as he pays tribute to Synth and Logan. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE You won’t find too many people mourning your the loss, Colonel. COACH I suppose your one of them? COLE All I’ll say is the Heavenly Rockers got what they had coming. With the snap of his fingers, one of the virgins wipes away the tears running down Abdullah’s cheeks. ABDULLAH On a more upbeat note, the Heavenly Rockers congratulate Theodore Moneymaker and his Enterprise on their victory at AngleMania. One of the few bright spots that evening in L.A. But enough about the past, let’s focus on the present and the relationship of my guests this week. Accompanied by my wicked half sister MELODY NERDLY, here are Jock Mulligan and Baron Windels… THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGERS! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" ABDULLAH I welcome you publicly but pray for your violent demise privately. Allah willing. MELODY Nice to see you too…big brother. ABDULLAH (laughs) Nothing you say can rattle me tonight…little sis…because unlike yourself or Baron Windels I UNDERSTAND. I UNDERSTAND you’re a nuisance. I UNDERSTAND Baron’s a stubborn Texan. BARON Now you listen and listen real good, Abdullah. Melody and I didn’t come on your show to be insulted. In case you forgot, and it seems you have, all parties agreed to be civilized to each other. Make no mistake about it, there’s no love lost here. ABDULLAH I remind you, sir, this is a House of Worship and I am a man of peace. Threats of any kind will not be tolerated. BARON Well then I suggest you stay on point and refrain from personal attacks, or I may just end up sending you to those 72 virgins sooner than expected. "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" ABDULLAH :angry: COACH After being reminded he’s standing on holy ground, I cannot believe that bully would threaten our Inspirational Leader’s life. COLE Our? Speak for yourself. Abdullah Nerdly isn’t a shaman but a sham. The Colonel adjusts his collar and faces Jock Mulligan. ABDULLAH Brother Jock, as the only other fair-minded person here, your thoughts on playing second-- No, no, no… THIRD fiddle to the Baron and Melody Show? MELODY :huh: Prepared to answer the question Baron steps in front of Jock. BARON (to Jock) Hold on a second, brother. (to Abdullah) What the hell kind of question is that? The Lone Star Gunslingers are a team. It’s one for all and all for one. ABDULLAH Then why freeze Jock out of a tag match and treat him as a baby? BARON Jock’s like my little brother, man. JOCK Little brother? I’m a grown man. BARON I know you are, bro. I’m just saying how you, me and Melody view each other as family. JOCK Yeah, but your little brother?! It certainly explains a lot though. The last few weeks you’ve been “protecting” me… it was keep me in your shadow because little brother Jock was beginning to outshine big brother. Is that it? BARON That’s the farthest thing from the truth, man. You were hurt. Everyone in this company knows you’ve got a bright future. I couldn’t let you risk that by competing in meaningless match. JOCK Jesus, Baron, your problems are my problems but my problems aren’t yours? I mean, you got us into war with the Heavenly Rockers -- a war YOU lost -- and I was there fighting with you to the bitter end. Yet when I get into a firefight with the Enterprise it’s meaningless? MELODY Jock, please. JOCK Here we go again. Melody Nerdly sticking her nose in other people’s business. You want meaningless. Look no further than Miss Melody for meaningless. MELODY :o Abdullah nods approvingly and quite ecstatically. JOCK You know what? Hindsight being 20/20, I regret apologizing for spitting at you at AngleMania. I’m sorry, but your half brother is right… you are a nuisance. COLE I can’t believe what I’m hearing. BARON Jock, listen to yourself, man. You're being a dick. JOCK You got it wrong, big man. I’m doing something I should’ve done a long time ago. BANDIT KICK levels Baron Windels. Restrained by Abdullah, Melody watches as Jock taunts her and Baron, and then HURLS BARON THROUGH THE STAINED GLASS WINDOWii! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Melody rushes to Baron’s side after being released, the lone Gunslinger bleed profusely. As EMTs and OAOAST officials arrive on the scene Jock grabs the HOW mic. JOCK Now [I]that’s[/I] being a dick. ABDULLAH :wub: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Get this man -- and I say that loosely -- out of here. Jock Mulligan, you're a dick! Let’s go to break or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
