King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2008 Let me start by apologising to myself for doing such a terrible job of building my feud between O'Hara and Black, meaning that they've had 0 singles matches in 12 months. There's slow build and then there's "oh, hey, Leon used to be a pornstar?" build and that was the latter. I'm just bloody glad to get it out of the way. Intrigue between Alf, TK and Reject. I smell a rat. Well, we are in France. [/lowblow] Alf is officially smarter than I. I had to look up the spelling of Je m'apelle for crying out loud! And I couldn't even remember how to say "I come from", let alone translate an entire intro. Charlie Mousse = LOL. Anyway, nice to have a title defence like this on the show. Quick but competitive, nice showcase for Heyross, gets two guys like Strutter and Lamont on the show again. I know I've seen the new finisher somewhere, but I can't remember where. The curses of watching so much wrestling. Ah, Landon, you cad! MARV and MEL are old enough and masculine enough to drink beer? News on me. In less breaking news, Melody is a nerd and Leon is one of those cool nerds that non nerds like. I'm sure there's a proper term for it, like uber nerd or something. I really should know, since I'm the very epitomy of that. I've never seen Curb Your Enthusiasm though. Man, Leon's a real cut-up in this one. With all the fancy camera-work, I half expected Molly to be responsible for filming all this. Why have we never seen Krista's younger brother before? Doesn't she have a sister too? Anyway, developments, yay! I like the look of Dick Danger. You can never have enough rednecks. Serious. Man, that CI shirt took forever. Like I said, uber nerd. Abdullah is guaranteed entertainment, because he's foreign. How else do you think he went from throw-away in a Patty promo to one-time jobber in a match by me to manager and talkshow host of Tony? V.Good job of the LSGS break-up by Tony. We really don't do them that often, which made it a little more important too. Oh Landon, you caddish cad! France sucks. For real. Poor Popick. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Nice way of writing Popick out I must say. And now the LC/Corporation broken up, interesting to see who benefits and who doesn't. Ah, more intrigue. Zack and Bo are still on a colission course. But suddenly everything's a little less linear, because now Sly's involved in it all, plus Pheonix has his issues with him. Intrigue I say. Two attempts at spelling 'confidential' and I screwed them both up. Yay me. Luckily PFL saves it by writing a fantastic CW/Leon match. Top notch. Really made CW look strong, for once in his rollercoaster existance. So the French for Biatch is... Biatch? That'll come in handy next time I shimmy on over to Paris. Nice subtle heel stuff from Reject and TK during the match, setting up the surprising turn of events at the end. Really didn't see that one coming. I guess Alf from the earlier promo you could have guessed, maybe. But certainly not Sandman as well. Very well done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2008 For future reference, just do a Google search and you can get a translator that you can put right on your Google page (as well as the metric converter I used for the weights). You may have to register an account first, I can't quite remember. I'm far too lazy to look up every word and do it that way. Great showing by Nathaniel Black in the opener. The other semifinalists better take notice. Landon stealing Todd Cortez's camera and promo time. Whatta dick. Remember what I said about taking notice to Black? It looks like notice is taken, courtesy of Todd Cortez. He's in a foul mood, and Fly never had a chance. Hilarious skit with the CAE's and Leon. That's right, MEL, you make him get his own sauce! And there's the big turn from Jock. Can't wait for the payoff from this. Baron JUMPED through the window to escape! What an act of cowardice! First leg of the European scouting tour was a big hit. Kudos to Landon for sweating out another win. So, Popick is leaving, eh? And his Corporation is kaput? Dug the "out/safe/out/safe" bit with Cole and Coach. We may need another heel stable to fill the Corporation's void. Sly is back, and he's facing Bohemoth next week. Should be great stuff. I'm interested to see what direction Bo's character goes from here. To follow up on that, the usual INTENSE~! promo from Zack. Looks as if he's not done with Bohemoth. Terrific match between Leon and Christian Wright. Leon/Todd should be even better. MOTN: Leon Rodez vs Christian Wright LOTN: Choose pretty much any line from the Leon/CAE scene. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites