Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2008 (edited) We SWOOP~ over to MAGGIE NERDLY atop the world famous INTERVIEW STAGE. The OAOAST Women’s Champion proudly displaying the belt around her waist. MAGGIE Hey ya’ll. My guest at this time is a man with a whole lot of explaining to do. “THE TEXAS TWISTER” JOCK MULLIGAN! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Looking nothing like the Gunslinger we’ve come to know and love, a bandana wearing Jock Mulligan walks out to no music in sandals, a tank top and the tightest short shorts that leave little to the imagination. COLE Jock Mulligan unaccustomed to this reception, the result of his actions one week ago. COACH It was a long time coming, Cole. Jock carried the team while Baron and Melody took all the credit. COLE You’ve got to be kidding me. That young man obviously craved individual stardom and was perfectly fine destroying his relationship with close friends he considered family in order to achieve it. Now at the podium Jock mugs for the camera before staring Maggie in the eye. JOCK First of all, it's about damn time you started earning your pay around here instead of hanging out backstage all the time with that boyfriend of yours. Now I can tell you're dying to know the answer to a question you’re too embarrassed to ask. Well the answer is there’s no stuffing going on here. I come as advertise. What you see is what you’d get. And I do love me some of me. Don’t you? MAGGIE No! I want to know what’s gotten into you? You used to be such a nice guy. Now all of a sudden you’ve turned into a major dick. JOCK Mr. Dick to you. MAGGIE Well excuse me, [i]Mr. Dick[/i]. Aren’t you the least bit remorseful about what you did? JOCK Just what did I do? [b][size=3]OAOAST BACKTRACKER[/b][/size] [b][color="#FF8C00"]LAST WEEK ON ABDULLAH NERDLY’S[/color][/b] [color="#008080"][font="Impact"]HOUSE OF WORSHIP[/font][/color] [quote]BANDIT KICK levels Baron Windels. Restrained by Abdullah, Melody watches as Jock taunts her and Baron, and then HURLS BARON THROUGH THE STAINED GLASS WINDOWii![/quote] JOCK I should be remorseful because instead of fighting like a man Baron Windels desecrated a House of Worship by using his body to break a window to escape? "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" MAGGIE That’s not what the footage showed. JOCK Because the producers of the show manipulated it. I was talking with Simon Singleton earlier today and he explained all the different ways you can edit a scene to your liking. Of course, as the sister of Melody you’re already biased so wouldn’t care about my character being distorted. But to understand how I operate you first need to know the story of Jock Mulligan. All my life I’ve been the man. I was the star quarterback, the coolest kid in school, the guy every chick dreamt of and every guy wishes he was. Then I got tired of the whole team concept. You know, there’s no “I” in team? Well there is in Jock Mulligan! “Mr. Dick” Jock Mulligan that is. So I decided to become a professional wrestler. After a few months down in OAOVW I’m sent along with a couple of other graduates to Japan for seasoning. There some Jackie Chan looking chump from HI-YAH begged me to team with some 6’7” homesick American named Baron Windels. I had my own dreams, my own goals, and here I get saddled with some stiff who doesn’t know the difference between a wristlock and a wristwatch. No problem. Being the athlete that I am I made chicken salad out of chicken shit and we go on become one of the best tag teams HI-YAH ever saw. Once that joint got bought out by the OAOAST we returned home. And how does he thank me? By saddling us with a broad who’d rather play video games than make sure I was ready to compete that night! Well I got tired of sitting back and letting other people take credit for all my hard work. It’s time that I become the superstar I deserve to be. All you so-called OAOAST Superstars need to look in the mirror and ask yourselves one question: Are you man enough to handle The Dick? Maggie shakes her head in disgust as “Mr. Dick” Jock Mulligan taunts the fans. COACH A star was just born in front of our very eyes, Mikey. COLE And a major pain in the ass. Edited April 16, 2008 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
