alfdogg 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2008 Put this one at the top of the show. Cut outside, where a dirty white limo pulls into the lot. The limo has decals on it to appear as if it is wrapped in barbed wire. The driver and a passenger get out, and open the doors on both sides. The camera is focused on the driver's side, as Alfdogg steps out of the limo, nattily attired in an all-black suit with a red tie, to the boos of the crowd. COACH Here they are, can you believe it? On the other side, Reject steps out, attired in a gravel-colored suit, followed by Thunderkid, wearing a black tux/gangster hat getup, with a sea green sash on the hat. Sandman9000 steps out behind Alf, in his normal ring attire, with a black tie. COLE Yes indeed, folks, we never thought we'd say this again, but the Deadly Alliance has arrived at the arena! Alf smiles as the DA starts its walk to the arena. Once inside the building, Bohemoth walks by, to a mixed reaction of mostly boos. ALF Hey, big guy! Bo turns, and stares down Alf, who holds his hand out as if to say "take it easy". ALF I just wanted to you know...you were right to snuff Malibu at AngleMania. That was your moment, and don't anyone tell you any different. Bo continutes to stare down Alf for a second, then nods and grins just slightly. BO I appreciate that. Alf smiles, as Bo turns and walks away. The DA then continues its walk to the arena. COLE This is shaping up to be some kind of night here on HeldDOWN~! This one can go wherever. COLE Let's go up to the ring, and Jesse "The Body" Ventura! JESSE You know, Michael Cole, as I sat and watched HeldDOWN~! last week, and I saw what transpired after the main event, this interview was just too tempting for the Body to pass up. I had to be the first one to get the scoop, from the group themselves! So ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Alfdogg, Sandman9000, Thunderkid and Reject, THE DEADLY ALLIANCE! [i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas hits, and Alfdogg leads the Deadly Alliance through the curtains. The four men stand at the top of the ramp, as Alf smiles once again. COLE Truly shocking. The DA walks to the ring, and all four men pose on the buckles, then Alf joins Jesse at mid-ring. JESSE I guess my first question is, Alf...how did this all come to pass? ALF Well, you know, Jesse...I've done everything here in the OAOAST. I've been the World champion twice...I'm the only three-time Heartland champion...Lethal Rumble winner...and to be honest, it all gets boring after a while. I'm ready to have some fun, Jesse. And last week, that was the most fun I've had here in a long, long time, just staring down at that wannabe, Tha Puerto Rican, and his buddy Rico Suave as they were laying at our feet. :lol: JESSE You know, Alf, what's really intriguing about this whole thing, is how you managed to get Sandman9000 on the same page, mere days after you bloody brawl at AngleMania! ALF I gotta be honest, Jesse...when Sandman came back many months ago, I wasn't sure what to make of it. Yes, he's held the Heartland title for over six months, but let's face it...he wasn't facing Alfdogg. He wasn't facing EvenflowDDT. He wasn't facing JINGUS. He wasn't facing Some Guy. I had to get Sandman back in the ring, to make sure he was still the warrior I remembered from the glory days. And at AngleMania...I found out he was that, and more. That was when I knew, I had to have this guy on my side. And here we are today. JESSE And in the process, you've locked up a shot at the World tag team titles for Thunderkid and Reject! REJECT That's right! This is a long time coming for me and Thunderkid. Sure, we had our differences in the past, but we've grown above that. And we've got unfinished business as a team, and that's to take the World tag team titles from those chumps Team Heyross. THUNDERKID That's right, Reject. Charlie Moss, you may be a four-time All-American in amateur wrestling, but soon enough, you'll be catching a professional ass-kicking from the two of us. And Quentin Benjamin? He's nobody's friend. If Benjamin was an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines, and [i]dick.[/i] JESSE :lol: ALF And I know PRL, he's one of these guys that has more guts than brains. He thinks he wants a piece of me, and will put his title on the line. And that will be the last mistake he makes as the World champion. *crowd boos* ALF So take notes, all you Johnny-come-lately stables...in the coming weeks, the Deadly Alliance is gonna show you all how it's done. [i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas hits, and The Deadly Alliance departs. JESSE Michael Cole, we're witnessing history, right before our very eyes! The Deadly Alliance is BACK! Back to Sofa Central! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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