King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2008 (FADE UP FROM BLACK) The lights in the arena are orange, as Sly Sommers comes to the ring to "Orange Crush" by R.E.M., getting a warm reception from the crowd. He slaps some hands and hugs anyone he can in the front row, with tears coming down his eyes... BUFFER The following contest on HeldDOWN~! is set for ONNNNNNNEE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL...Introducing first, from Scranton, Pennsylvania, at a weight of 211 pounds...SLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SOOOOOOOOMEEEERS! COLE Sommers has worked so hard to overcome adversity and addiction just to come back as an active competitor in the OAOAST...but his welcoming party is a 6'7 monster with malicious intentions! Sommers climbs into the ring, then climbs to the second rope in a corner and yells "I LOVE YOU!" to the audience, who cheer him. The music suddenly cuts to "Liberate" by Disturbed...the monster known as Bohemoth walks out in front of the crowd. He flexes his guns, as a noticeable amount of boos come in from the audience. BUFFER His opponent...from Greenville, South Carolina at a weight of 284 pounds... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEMOTH! Bohemoth slides under the bottom rope, then stares at Sly with a cold killer's eye from his corner. COLE Bohemoth, resentful of the fact that Sly felt the need to comment on his issue with Zack Malibu last week. Speaking to Bo earlier, he says he's 'sick of having his integrity called into question'. COACH Well, he brought it on himself. But don't tell him I said that. *BELL RINGS* Sly charges at Bohemoth and sends him back to the corner with a running dropkick! Sommers climbs onto the middle rope and goes back and forth with big punches, but Bohemoth shoves him down. Sly rolls backwards onto his feet and leaps back up...Bohemoth shoves him back down! Sly pops up...and takes a Murderline! Bohemoth slowly pulls Sly up to a chorus of boos, then gives him an Irish whip. Sly comes off the ropes, Bohemoth lifts him in a gorilla press, then drops him with a front powerslam with IMPACT! COACH Bohemoth is insane! This man's almost like a cyborg! Bohemoth throws Sly by the throat into the corner. Bohemoth charges forward...but Sly rolls away and Bo eats turnbuckle! He stumbles back, dazed but not really hurt. Sly gives him a flying knee to the back and sends him back into the corner. Sly then hops on Bo's back and locks in a sleeperhold! Bo stumbles to mid-ring...then charges backwards and sandwiches Sly in the opposite corner! Bohemoth makes sure Sly is standing, then chokes Sly with the sole of his boot. The referee orders a break... ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! ...Bohemoth breaks it up. Bohemoth then puts Sly between his legs and backs up to mid-ring...he signals like Sly's going to take a bad fall over the top...he lifts Sly for the powerbomb, charges towards the ropes...but Sly's able to hold onto Bohemoth and gives him a hurricanrana over the top and to the floor! Sly held onto the top rope, allowing him to pull himself back into the ring, then climbs up top...big plancha onto Bohemoth...GETS CAUGHT! Bohemoth switches his grip and gorilla presses Sly between the top and middle ropes, right back into the ring. Bohemoth comes back in, pulls Sly up, then gives him a chop so hard that it echoes throughout the building and knocks Sly back down! Sommers, clutching his chest from the pain, gets yanked up by his hair, then sent off with an Irish whip. Bohemoth throws his big boot, but Sly slides under it, Bohemoth turns around, and Sly connects with three rapid-fire straight kicks to the stomach! He follows with a series of forearms to the back of Bohemoth's neck to keep him bent over. Sly goes up to the second rope behind Bohemoth, then launches off for a bulldog...but Bohemoth catches Sly in mid-air in a side suplex position, swings around, and slams him hard onto his back! COACH Bohemoth's strength is insane! He bounced a 210-plus pound man off of the canvas like a basketball! Bohemoth pulls Sly up, then lifts him for a vertical suplex...he holds him up there....still up there...and he drops him down hard! Sly rolls onto the apron, but Bohemoth reaches over the top rope and pulls Sly up to his feet, then locks in a cobra clutch. Bohemoth leaves Sly's ankles drapped over the top rope, then swings him around...Style Injection! Bohemoth refuses to go for the cover, choosing to look into the camera and yell... BOHEMOTH Malibu...blood's on your hands! Bohemoth pulls Sly up and sends him to the ropes with an Irish whip...Sly slides between Bohemoth's legs, Bohemoth turns around, Sly dropkicks him! Bohemoth is dazed...Sly comes off of the ropes...another dropkick! Bohemoth's still up! Sly comes off of the ropes again...a third dropkick and Bohemoth goes through the ropes, landing on his feet! Sly climbs to the top rope immediately, then dives off...plancha knocks down Bohemoth! Sly uses all of his might to get the monster back into the ring. Sly climbs back up top and dives off...Bohemoth catches him! Bohemoth repositions Sly...running powerslam! COVER! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Bohemoth pulls Sly up immediately, shoves him backwards so he bounces off of the ropes, then as Sly bounces back forwards...Bohemoth throws him straight up HIGH in the air...and Sly lands right on his face, the impact flipping him over onto his back! Bohemoth immediately comes off of the ropes...big splash! Bo brute-forces Sly up and shoves him back into a corner. Bohemoth Irish whips Sly into the opposite corner, with Bohemoth charging right behind him...but Sly walks up the ropes and backflips over Bohemoth! Bohemoth turns around, Sly feeds him a leg and blasts him with an enziguri! Bohemoth's stunned on his feet, as Sly goes to the top rope....missile dropkick knocks the monster down! Sly looks around at the crowd, who are reacting huge! COACH Go for it! He's only down once! Hit something big! Sly goes to the apron, then climbs up top...SUPERSLY SPLASH.... ...MISSES! Sommers comes down HARD on his chest and stomach! Bohemoth's up on his feet, grabs Sly, pulls him up, lifts him up...EROTIC AWAKENING OF B! COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE! *DING DING* BUFFER Your winneeeeeeeeeeeer...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEMOOOOOTH! COLE Sly Sommers' dreams of a successful OAOAST return match were crushed with one huge, unbeatable manuever! Bohemoth just dominated one of the best wrestlers to ever wrestle in this company! COACH Sly had him rocking a few times, but Bohemoth is SO dominant, such a machine...he's unstoppable! Bohemoth looks into the camera while walking to the locker room... BOHEMOTH Zack...THAT is why I don't owe you anything! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
