Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2008 (edited) * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. Currently in the ring, the team of JACK MCDONALD and RONALD KING! Plain looking jobbers, King and McDonald’s wave to the crowd is meet with apathy. COACH Did you know McDonald and King are part of a trio, Cole? COLE I did not. COACH Yeah, they often team with a guy named Arby Denny. Hahahaha! COLE Oh, boy. What’s next, a sister named Wendy? COACH No, the greatest rock ‘n’ wrestling band of all time! [i][size=4][color="#FF0000"][b]HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT![/b][/color][/size][/i] Holly-Wood and Colonel Abdullah lead Synth and Logan to the ring. BUFFER Now playing, COLONEL ABULLAH NERDLY presents in association with HOLLY-WOOD the GREATEST rock 'n' wrestling band of AAAAALLLL-time… SYNTH ABDUL-JABBAR and LOGAN USHER MANN… THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY RRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCKKEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSS! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Synth and Logan pose on the apron, then rush in and pummel their opponents. * DINGDINGDING * COLE The Heavenly Rockers not wasting anytime getting this one started. Synth dumps King outside and the Heavenly Rockers backdrop McDonald. Logan suplexes King back in as Synth chokes McDonald with his leather jacket. Referee Nick Patrick distracted by Colonel Abdullah’s effort to convert him. Now the Heavenly Rockers send Ronald King into the ropes and level him on the round with a DOUBLE SYNCHRONIZED DROPKICK! COACH That’s one tune he’ll have trouble remembering after getting kicked in the faced. McDonald is rammed into the buckle and worked over in the corner by a series of stinging left jabs courtesy of Logan Mann. The Macho MACHO Mann whips McDonald off again and catches him square in the heart with a back elbow. A tag is made and the :headbang: Synthmeister slams McDonald near the Heavenly Rockers corner. Up to the second turnbuckle he goes and, after pointing out his new spiked Arabic boots similar to ones worn in the past by the Iron Sheik, delivers a devastating SKYHOOK ELBOW DROP!! COACH Check out the hang time, Cole. No doubt because of the new Arabic combat boots personally given to him by Syrian President Bashar Assad on the recent trip he and the Colonel accompanied Jimmy Carter on in the Middle East. COLE :huh: The cover! ONE… TWO… Logan nails Ronald King with a WICKED LEFT HOOK~ as the jobber tries to breakup the pin, and then spikes him with a PERCUSSION DDT! THREE!!! BUFFER Here are your winners… THE HEAVENLYYYYY ROCKERS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Synth pops up and plays a little air guitar to celebrate. COLE An impressive win by the Heavenly Rockers as they look to climb back up the ladder in the tag team division. Standing by right now, our broadcast colleague Tony Brannigan with the man himself, Anglesault! We cut to our backstage interview position where both OAOAST Originals stand. BRANNIGAN ‘Sault, I’ve known you a long time and you’re the kind of guy who doesn’t take you-know-what from anybody. So what about the comments made last week by Theodore Moneymaker accusing you of having a vendetta for blocking his entrance into the tournament to determine who’ll face the OAOAST Champion next week on the Milan Spectacular. A tournament he now demands you cancel or suffer his wrath if you do not award him the title shot. ANGLESAULT Believe me, if I had a vendetta against Theodore Moneymaker he‘d know it. Contrary to Mr. Moneymaker’s belief, his money cannot gain him favors on the OAOAST Board of Directors or influence my decisions. Rejection is a hard pill to swallow, and based on Theodore’s reaction he agrees. Therefore I made the decision to bar Moneymaker from the tournament in the best interest of the OAOAST. BRANNIGAN Is that confirmation of Theodore Moneymaker’s allege blackmail attempt we’ve heard about on the OAOAST Hot Newzline? ANGLESAULT All I’ll say is I won’t be intimidated. BRANNIGAN Anything you can add to that? ANGLESAULT I've said enough already. Thank you for your time. AS exits. BRANNIGAN I guess that's all, folks. Edited April 24, 2008 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
