Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2008 If possible, place this sometime after THR squash. If you are what you say you are A superstar Then have no fear The camera's here and the microphones and they wanna know Oh oh oh yeah The Beverly Hills Blonds and Mackenzie DeCenzo scroll out to the tune of "Superstar" by Lupe Fiasco. Also tagging along for the ride, filming on the Siclopse as usual, Molly Nerdly. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following special attraction is a MIXED 6 PERSON TAG. Introducing team number one, led down the aisle by MOLLY NERDLY, representing THE ENTERPRISE…"THE HANDSOME HUSTLER" NED BLANCHARD, "BOX OFFICE" SIMON SINGLETON... THE BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLOOOOOOOONDSSSSS… and MACKENZIE DECENZO!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Front and center, a crotched Molly shoots upward to capture Mackie raising the hands of Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard, both grinning from ear to ear. The vests and rose colored glasses come off as “Like The Angel” by Rise Against kicks up. COLE As you heard Michael Buffer say, this is a mixed tag, meaning it’ll be the men vs. the men and the women vs. the women. COACH Oh, just when I was about to pop open a cold one and put on my wife beater. BUFFER And their opponents, originally hailing from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada... COACH The CAE taking Edmonton back I see. BUFFER …but now residing in Laguna Beach, California, MARV and MEL... THE CHRIST AIR EEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXPPRRRRRREEEEEESSSSSSSSS…and the One & Only Women‘s Champion MAGGGGIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NERDLY!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" The CAE and Maggie run up the steel steps and into the ring, all 3 flashing the RAWK hand gesture. COLE The Christ Air Express popular whenever they go. And it’s gotta be another thrill for the Nerdly family. First Melody manages her brothers at AngleMania and now the guys team with their other sister, OAOAST Women’s Champion Maggie. COACH The biggest joke in the history of our great sport in my opinion. She’s an interviewer for crying out loud. At least when Ms. Lindsay held the title she brought some credibility to it. But if we’re going to be allowed to compete for championships Maggie better watch out for you, Cole! COLE :rolleyes: MARV and MEL remove their jackets to the delight of women around the world. Except Mackie and Molly because one’s not interested in boys and the other’s their sister. * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds and it’s Ned Blanchard and MARV who kick things off for their respective teams, locking up in the center of the ring. Quick go-behind into a SCHOOL BOY from MARV! ONE… KICKOUT! MARV stays on the attack, snapping Ned over in a side headlock. He fights out of a head scissors by floating on top, then wanders towards the ropes and pushes off after Ned bridges up and under for a backslide attempt. MARV ducks a clothesline and charges off the ropes, spiking the Handsome Hustler on the rebound with a RUNNING DDT!! ONE… TWO… Simon drops an elbow on Ned! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" DOUBLE KICKFLIP from the Christ Air Express knocks Simon out to the floor. MARV wrings Ned’s arm and tags MEL. SHOOTING STAR DOUBLE AXE HANDLE SMASH ONTO THE OUTSTRETCH ARM OF NED BLANCHARD! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" MEL wrings the arm and catches a boot to the midsection. Blanchard tags out and Simon Singleton leaps off the top rope from the apron…AND EATS A SPINNING HEEL KICK!! COACH DAYUM~! COLE What a counter to an attempt springboard clothesline. This could very well do it. ONE… TWO… NO! Mackenzie DeCenzo rakes the eyes. Proud of her work she lays the verbal smack down on MEL. At least until Maggie finally has enough. Wanting no part of the OAOAST Women’s Champion, Mackie flees outside where she points to her head and smiles. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Simon lifts MEL for a slam, but the Laguna Beach native wraps B.O.S.S. up in a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! MEL rushes at Simon and swings around for the bulldog…but Simon counters with a SLINGSHOT BACKBREAKER!! The cover! ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! MEL gets the shoulder up. Simon has no trouble slamming MEL this time, dropping an elbow off the top afterward. ONE… TWO… Save by MARV. A tag is made and the Blonds treat MEL to a DOUBLE FEATURE… NO, HE ESCAPES IN MIDAIR AND DROPKICKS BOTH MEN! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" The Christ Air Express tag and MARV comes in a house afire. DOUBLE COCONUT sends the Blonds their separate ways. JAWJACKER on Ned leads to the cover. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! MARV rams Ned into the buckle hammers away from the middle rope as the fans count along. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... Creeping up from behind, Simon Singleton is drilled with a REVERSE DIVING HEADBUTT! COLE Oh, what ring awareness. COACH Yeah, it’s called luck. Blanchard staggers out towards mid-ring and a running cross body from MARV, but he hangs on and delivers a STUN GUN!!! ONE… TWO… THREE-- NO!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" NED :huh: Face-first into the knee of Simon Singleton goes MARV. The Blonds switch out, legally I might add, and B.O.S.S. chops MARV in the corner, and then whips him in for a standing dropkick that finds its mark. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Flat on his back after a vertical suplex MARV puts the KNEES UP as Simon comes down with a big splash, knocking the air out of him! “MARV!” “MARV!” “MARV!” COLE Listen to this great crowd urging on MARV. MEL and Maggie stand ready for the tag. On the flip side, only Ned is eager to accept the tag for his team. The Blonds are the first to make the tag, followed shortly thereafter by MARV who tags… MAGGIE!?! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Do you know what this means, Cole? COLE Mackenzie DeCenzo is automatically the legal person because it’s guys vs. guys and girls vs. girls. MACKENZIE :o MEL takes care of a stunned Ned Blanchard with a SWINGING BULLDOG, as Maggie hurls Mackenzie inside. MAGGIE :angry: MACKENZIE :o On her hands and knees, Mackie offers Maggie her diamond bracelet in exchange for being allowed to leave, but the OAOAST Women’s Champ wants none of that and delivers a mega BITCHSLAP! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Suddenly the rest of the ENTERPRISE hit the ring. Theodore Moneymaker blasting MEL from behind as CPA grabs a hold of Maggie. STOCKMARKET CRASH on MARV! * DINGDINGDING * Charles Robinson calls for the bell, but the Enterprise isn’t through yet. Theodore hands Mackie the OAOAST Women’s Championship which she uses to cold-cock Maggie! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE What can of a human being hits somebody with a blunt object while another person holds them back? This is appalling! The Enterprise continue to do a number on the Nerdly clan as Molly keeps the Siclopse rolling instead of helping to put an end to the violence. The mayhem ends once OAOAST officials arrive on the scene. MONEYMAKER You see, Anglesault. This is only a taste of what happens to those who get on my bad side. Time is still on your side…but it’s running out quickly. COLE I’ve had enough of this man. Let’s go somewhere else. To the back or to a commercial. Anywhere I can’t see that man’s face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
