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[SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][b]ANGLEMANIA VII~![/b][/COLOR][/SIZE] on 2-disc DVD!


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[b]Featuring:[/b]
The Entire Show, in full, absolutely uncut!
[b]Plus:[/b]
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[*][b]Bonus Audio Commentary Track[/b]- [i]Featuring Melody Nerdly, Leon Rodez and Josh Matthews plus special guests[/i]
[*][b]Alternate Commentary Track[/b]- [i]Tha Puerto Rican joins Josh Matthews to call the main-event[/i]
[*][b]The Mania Of AngleMania Vignette[/b]
[*][b]AngleMania Memories of the OAOAST Superstars[/b]
[*][b]Pre Show Interviews[/b] [i]w/The Enterprise, Internationally Known, Love Generation, Team Heyross, The Heavenly Rockers, Alfdogg, Landon Maddix, Jade Rodez, Mackenzie DeCenzo, Vinny Valentine, Stephen Joseph Popick and Kanye West![/i]
[*][b]Post Match Interviews[/b] [i]w/ALL the winners and a lot of the losers too![/i]
[*][b]The AngleMania VII press conference[/b]
[*][b]Hype Videos for Landon/Cortez, Bo/Zack, Krista/Alix, PRL/Popick[/b]
[*][b]AngleMania Music Video[/b]
[*][b]Alix Maria Spezia, Californication Music Video[/b]
[*][b]Celebrity Roll Call: The Stars' Thoughts On Krista vs. Alix[/b]
[*][b]Krista Isadora Duncan On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame[/b]
[*][b]Special OAOAST.com Webchat With Zack Malibu[/b]
[*][b]The Beverly Hills Blonds Show Us Their L.A.[/b]
[*][b]The AngleMania Afterparty with Maggie Nerdly and Josh Matthews from OAOAST.com[/b]
[*][b]Tha Puerto Rican's Road To The Gold Retrospective[/b]
[*][b]Torneo Cibernetico III[/b]- [i](HeldDOWN~!, 3/13)[/i]
[*][b]PRL Runs The Gauntlet[/b]- [i](HeldDOWN~!, 3/27)[/i]
[*][b]The Fallout From Bohemoth vs. Zack[/b]- [i](HeldDOWN~!, 4/4)[/i]
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[color=purple][size=6]#~~THE LOVE SHACK~~#[/size][/color]

And after that commercial, we head back to the ring where the set of The Love Shack has been hastily set up. Adorning the usual desk and seats are some decorations to give the show a little more of an Italian feel. Italian flags. A 'marble' statuette pillar. An Italian soccer jersey. And a pizza? Why, yes, that would be a pizza box open on the desk and a slice in the hand of Leon Rodez as he waves to the crowd. Luckily, he's a likeable kinda guy, so what could be misconstrued as a cultural cliché is instead construed as 'some guy eating pizza'.

LEON
Bonjorno!

"YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

LEON
Having misplaced my Italian phrase book, I'll leave it at that. But I have to say, it's a honour to be here in Milan for quite possibly the first televised OAOAST event here ever and most certainly the first televised Love Shack here ever! So while I finish up eating this delicious Hawaiian... not the first time I've said that in my life... allow me to give you all a little reminder of what happened when my 'rival' show, The House Of Worship, played host to the Lone Star Gunslingers. Roll V.T!


[QUOTE=HOUSE OF WORSHIP, APRIL 10TH]
BARON
Jock’s like my little brother, man.

JOCK
Little brother? I’m a grown man.

BARON
I know you are, bro. I’m just saying how you, me and Melody view each other as family.

JOCK
Yeah, but your little brother?! It certainly explains a lot though. The last few weeks you’ve been “protecting” me… it was keep me in your shadow because little brother Jock was beginning to outshine big brother. Is that it?

BARON
That’s the farthest thing from the truth, man. You were hurt. Everyone in this company knows you’ve got a bright future. I couldn’t let you risk that by competing in meaningless match.

JOCK
Jesus, Baron, your problems are my problems but my problems aren’t yours? I mean, you got us into war with the Heavenly Rockers -- a war YOU lost -- and I was there fighting with you to the bitter end. Yet when I get into a firefight with the Enterprise it’s meaningless?

MELODY
Jock, please.

JOCK
Here we go again. Melody Nerdly sticking her nose in other people’s business. You want meaningless. Look no further than Miss Melody for meaningless.

MELODY
:O

Abdullah nods approvingly and quite ecstatically.

JOCK
You know what? Hindsight being 20/20, I regret apologizing for spitting at you at AngleMania. I’m sorry, but your half brother is right… you are a nuisance.

COLE
I can’t believe what I’m hearing.

BARON
Jock, listen to yourself, man. You're being a dick.

JOCK
You got it wrong, big man. I’m doing something I should’ve done a long time ago.

BANDIT KICK levels Baron Windels. Restrained by Abdullah, Melody watches as Jock taunts her and Baron, and then HURLS BARON THROUGH THE STAINED GLASS WINDOW~!!

"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Melody rushes to Baron’s side after being released, the lone Gunslinger bleed profusely. As EMTs and OAOAST officials arrive on the scene Jock grabs the HOW mic.

JOCK
Now that’s being a dick.[/QUOTE]


Back to live footage we go.

LEON
(still chewing the pizza)
It's... hard for me to watch... man, this is good. Mmm. Uh, anyway. It's hard for me to watch that footage, being so close to the situation and I know it's also been hard for Melody Nerdly. She's been having a harder time than most now that her Gunslingers are no more. But luckily, I've managed to convince her that sharing is caring and she's kindly agreed to share her thought with me tonight. So, please make her feel especially welcome, my guest, the top manager in the OAOAST as voted by the good people of the world... MELODY NERDLY!

"YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

"Thriller" by Fallout Boy hits, formerly the music of the Lone Star Gunslingers but now just the music of a sole, lone Miss Melody. Looking a little depressed even now Melody sadly makes her way out and forces a smile to greet the cheers of the fans. Leon applauds from the ring in a further effort to cheer her up, without much luck.

COLE
I tell you Coach, it's so sad to see Melody like this. A young lady who is always so full of life and exuberance whenever we see her backstage, she didn't deserve any of this.

COACH
Hey, you get in bed with someone and they enter your world.

COLE
But she didn't 'get in bed' with the Gunslingers.

COACH
Maybe she should have done.

COLE
Oh come on now Coach!

Climbing the ring steps, Melody enters the ring with Leon holding the ropes for her. Even his smile doesn't seem to cheer her up too much as he shows her to her seat.

LEON
Melody, thanks for joining us. And I think I speak for everybody watching when I say it's great to see you back on OAOAST television again.

*APPLAUSE*

LEON
Now, I know this is all still very raw emotionally and if I overstep the mark or we start delving too deep, just say so. But, I think all your fans would like to know how you're doing.

MELODY
Well I'm... I'm doing better.

LEON
That's good to hear. You know, I've spent a lot of time in recent months with yourself, Jock and Baron amongst others and I guess I'm been privy to a lot that the fans haven't seen backstage. Your personal lives. But, this has come as a total bolt out of the blue. There were never any signs, to me at least, that things were so bad between Jock and Baron. But, you were obviously closest to them both. Did you see this coming, at all?

MELODY
No. I mean, things were kinda tense the past few weeks. But... not this. I just figured they were going through some differences. Nothing major. We actually sat down before AngleMania and we talked things out. Jock had some issues. Baron had some issues. We talked, we cleared the air, we played some Madden '08 for a while. And I figured everything was vegan kosher again. But... I guess not.

Melody hangs her head a little and Leon quickly jumps in.

LEON
Well, it's safe to say you're the John Madden of the OAOAST.

MELODY
You're not flaming me, are you?

LEON
No no. I meant... well, you know the right plays... tactically. I don't know. The point is, you're a great manager and you helped the Lone Star Gunslingers to rise the ranks and make it to the top of the tag team division. Do you think maybe they became a victim of their own success?

Melody sits and thinks about it for a second...




...which is when JOCK MULLIGAN'S theme music hits!!

COLE
Oh no.

Poor Melody's eyes bulge and Leon is quickly out from behind his desk, ready and waiting as Mr. Dick strides out. Wearing a pair of jeans that ride dangerously low down his waist and looking like he's just stepped straight out of the shower otherwise, Jock walks out with a scowl on his face and enters the ring. Melody cowers a little until Leon steps between her and her former charge.

LEON
I don't know what in the hell you thi...

JOCK
Clam up, okay?

LEON
Incase you hadn't noticed, this is MY show.

Jock sneers, turning his back on Leon.

JOCK
You know, it's so easy to paint a picture of somebody when you're only hearing one side of the story. You wanna know the real deal? You come to the real deal. And that'd be me. See, I had to come out here before I vomited. This little love-in, sharing your feelings? Save it for MSN, okay? That crap didn't cut it with me during that little 'meeting' you've been crying about and it ain't cutting it with Mr. Dick now neither. Now...

LEON
Far be it from me to repeat myself, but this is MY show, okay? And seeing as you're out here, I've got a few questions. So maybe you'd like to take a seat?

JOCK
I'd rather stand.

LEON
Good, because you're so lathered up in baby oil you'd probably slide flat on your ass anyway.

Sneering again, Jock wipes his chest down and admires his muscularity.

LEON
Now, questions, questions. The obvious question, I suppose, would be "why?" But we've heard your warped version of events already, haven't we? You say that you're the 'superstar'. How Baron was holding you back, how Melody was holding you back, this, that. I think the better question is... did The Enterprise really do THAT much damage to you? You've obviously gotten hit too hard in that big Texan head of yours and you've become a totally different person to the Jock Mulligan I know. See, the Jock Mulligan I know was a gentleman. The Jock Mulligan I know was a good person. Not some self obssessed, narccissictic high-school jock, if you'll pardon the pun, who insists on being the self-proclaimed 'Dick' of the OAOAST...

JOCK
[i]Mr.[/i] Dick, actually.

LEON
And, that's something you're proud of?

JOCK
You're damn right I am. Listen Leon, I'm gonna say this to you real nice since as you said we go back a little way. I used to be that guy. But the Jock Mulligan you knew is GONE. That Jock Mulligan is gone. That Jock Mulligan was a pussy... (looks at Melody) ...and everybody knows, if you want success in this world, dicks can get places that pussies don't. That where I come in. I'm not just a dick, I'm Mr. Dick now. And I'm heading for success in this world, the success that I deserve to have!

Jock stops and raises his arms in the air, to predictable boos and a look of utter disgust from Melody.

LEON
Is that so?

JOCK
That's so. And deep down you know I'm right, Rodez. But I'm out here to set the story straight, so let's set it already. Okay? See, I said some things that I really didn't mean...

Jock turns to Melody.

JOCK
...and one of them was to you. Apparantly, I said that you weren't good for anything. Must have been in the heat of the moment. Because, now that I think about it, you are good for something... and that's opening your legs! Isn't that right, Leon!?

MELODY
:O

COLE
Give me a break! What a reprehensible thing to say!

JOCK
Yeah, your management technique is great, huh. You've got two great management techniqu...

LEON
And NOW we get to the problem! Forget all this talk of success and realisations people, because it strikes me now that maybe, just maybe, Jock Mulligan's frustrations are a little... 'closer to home'. The fact you'd criticise Melody is disgusting to me. But, if she DID open her legs up, it sure as hell wasn't for you, was it Jock?

That hits a nerve with Mr. Dick.

LEON
You know, I think I speak for everybody when I say I've heard enough out of you Jock. So, I suggest you do us all a favour, turn tail, go dry yourself off for crying out loud and do whatever it is 'Mr. Dick' does of a night. Because, if you want to turn this into a dick-waving contest with Silky Smooth, I promise you it will not end well for you!

COLE
You tell him, Leon!

Not appreciating being stood up to, Mr. Dick points a finger in Leon's face before turning and leavi... NO, Jock fakes Leon out and runs at him... BUT LEON CUTS HIM OFF WITH A SPEAR!!!

"YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

COLE
HERE WE GO!!

Leon and Jock go at it on the mat, exchanging lefts and rights with Leon on top. Still clearly torn Melody looks on for a few seconds, before deciding she should step in and trying to pull Leon off of Jock. But before she can do so, suddenly somebody slides into the ring and pulls her off of Leon. Melody is shocked and pretty soon she's fighting for breath, as the muscular woman who's slid in holds her in a rear choke, keeping her subdued. Leon finally notices Melody is trouble and tries to get over and help her...




...BUT JOCK LAYS HIM OUT WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!

COLE
Who the hell is that woman!? Where did she even come from!?

COACH
If you don't know that by now, you're in more trouble than I thought Michael.

The hysterical Melody is held back and forced to watch as Jock stomps him down until he's no longer moving. Jock turns over the seats onto his fallen body, then lays another boot to the back of the head. Jock then walks over to the desk, picking up what's left of Leon's pizza. He takes a slice, thinking about taking a bite... but doesn't want to ruin his physique with junk food, so instead SMUSHES THE PIZZA INTO THE FACE OF MELODY!!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

COLE
You dirty motherfu...

COACH
HEYHEY!

Seeing this gives Leon a small burst of adrenaline, but too small to do anything. Jock kicks him back into grogginess before pulling him to his feet. The big Texan hoists Leon up onto his shoulders and sets him up, throwing him up in the air and bringing him down across both knees, as he did to Moracca earlier!

COLE
This is reprehensible!

With Leon down and hurting, Jock calls the powerful woman off of Melody and she throws her to the canvas. Jock and the mysterious woman then leave, with Jock taking a look back in pride at what he's done.

"LE - ON!"
"LE - ON!"
"LE - ON!"
"LE - ON!"

Tears streaming down her cheeks, Melody crawls over to Leon with cheese and tomato puree still on stuck on her face and tries to check he's okay, taking a look back at Jock who just laughs at her.

COLE
Somehow, Jock Mulligan gets worse by the week. I really don't know what to say. He just makes me sick!