Tony149 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2008 [i]If you are what you say you are A superstar Then have no fear The camera's here and the microphones and they wanna know Oh oh oh yeah[/i] The Beverly Hills Blonds may not have seen a lot of action inside the ring during the OAOAST’s European Vacation, but they definitely saw plenty of it outside as document by home video footage aired with the opening credits. [b][color="#008000"]The Enterprise [/color]presents... In association with the [color="#FF0000"]OAOAST[/color] and [color="#4169E1"]TSM[/color][/b] [img=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/reeltalk.jpg] "BOOOOOOOOO [i]*canned applause*[/i] OOOOOOOOOOO!" The Blonds enter the lounge as we’re reminded… "Reel Talk is filmed before a live studio audience." [size=1]Executive Producer/Creator Simon Singleton Co-Executive Producer Theodore Moneymaker Casting Couch Ned Blanchard Security CPA Directed By Molly Nerdly[/size] [font="Lucida Console"][color="red"]NED BLANCHARD - CHASING CHAMBERLAIN 2,310 happy -- and very sore -- bitches! ^ 227 from seven weeks ago[/color][/font] Drinks in hand, the Blonds remain standing rather than have a seat on their comfy leather sofas. SIMON Welcome back to the only talk show on television today that lets you think for yourself. I am Simon Singleton, joined as well by my handsome co-host… NED The one and only Ned Blanchard, thank you very much. SIMON Not only are we 2 weeks away from School’s Out, it’s also May sweeps. [b][color="#FF0000"]MAY SWEEPS![/color] [color="#00FF00"]MAY SWEEPS!![/color] [color="#4169E1"]MAY SWEEPS~!!![/color][/b] NED For those of you not in the biz, that’s when producers go the extra mile to put together shows that are bigger, better and badder. You know, a wild storyline, a crossover episode, or a special guest star. And boy do we have a special guest tonight. But Simon, did you know May sweeps isn’t the only big event going on back in the States? SIMON Indeed I did. The National Basketball Association is currently in the middle of their playoffs. And in recent years it’s become custom to refer to a team who’s been eliminated from postseason play as having “gone fishing.” Well ladies and gentlemen, the Beverly Hills Blonds went fishing this week and we reeled in a big one just in time for May sweeps. NED Bros and hoes, horny little boys and training bra wearing little girls, it’s our pleasure to introduce our guest this week, the CEO of the Enterprise…and the man who signs out check… THEODORE MONEYMAKER!! "BOOOOOOOOO [i]*canned applause*[/i] OOOOOOOOOOO!" [i]Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith[/i] There’s no sympathy for this devil, as Theodore Moneymaker is greeted rudely by the thousands in attendance. SIMON Teddy, thanks for squeezing us in. We know you’re a busy man. MONEYMAKER No problems, fellas. After keeping a low profile the past few weeks I’m ready to share my story. I’ve turned down hundreds of requests for a sit-down interview from various media outlets around the world because I wanted to give you, the most fair and balanced program outside of Fox News, the exclusive. Now, as many of you know, a couple weeks back I came out here and gave Anglesault an ultimatum: award me the #1 contendership for the OAOAST Title or suffer the wrath of my Enterprise. A simple stroke of the pen was all it’d take. But no, the man who broke every damn rule in the book in his day, winning the championship on a FINGERPOKE, couldn’t bring himself to do it! NED Shaking my head at this fool. Absolutely sickening. MONEYMAKER Therefore I'm left no choice but to declare my intention of placing a hostile bid for control of the OAOAST. I feel as though once people realize the kind of person they’ve been working for the past few years, it won’t be too hard of a decision for the Board of Directors to make. Little do you know, Anglesault, the kind of carnage you have brought on to the OAOAST. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The Blonds give Teddy a standing ovation as his music hits. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" [i]Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith[/i] COLE What is that supposed to mean? COACH I don’t know, but Anglesault -- watch out! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
