Swf Smaaaarkdown Predictions

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

Man, this PPV should be pretty freaking good. The US and Hardcore matches are gonna be a rockin', and whoever can pick up this hellacious main event win is gonna give Sir Edwin a run. Big question is:

 

Anybody up for some WrestleCenter Roundtable?

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Johnny Rotten

* Ash Ketchum to rollllll over Rotten and possibly try to tack a stip onto his match against my boy Stryke at the PPV. That has "five-star" written on it.

 

WACKY MIS-MATCHED 6 MAN TAG MATCH!

Thoth & Durandal vs. Stryke & Xero vs. Mercury & Chris Raynor

* Wacky, indeed. Some odd teams, to say the least, and it should make for some awkward competition. I'll give the nod here to the Clan, simply because they're in better contact with each other than the other teams, though with Stryke's hotness and Raynor's tag match skillz, this topple all three ways. Raynor/Fleshandal/Merc at the PPV? ooooo... How about Raynor/Fleshandal in a chain/strap match, or something else deliciously violent?

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Jay Dawg

* I remember when it was Eddy-Mac vs. Bjork and it was an absolute squash. It will not be like that this time. JD's gonna give Edwin some trouble, but I think the champion's gonna gain some momentum going into Sunday, Sunday, Sunday....

 

3-WAY MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Fallout vs. Chris Wilson vs. Erek Taylor

* Yao Ming or Luis Castillo, your pick.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Time for some super-dooper 124% accurate predictions of TOTAL DEVASTATION!!!, brought to you by your resident double champ.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Johnny Rotten

-> Methinks Ash shall win here in preparation to meet his doom against me at Snake Eyes(I'm pretty sure that's what the next PPV is). Whatever match we have, whether a normal Hardcore match, cage match, flaming pikachu on a pole match, whatever it is it'll no doubt be a blast to write.

 

WACKY MIS-MATCHED 6 MAN TAG MATCH!

Thoth & Durandal vs. Stryke & Xero vs. Mercury & Chris Raynor

-> This should be fun to write, but with 3 talent packed teams it'll be a hard task to win. Should be a great match by whoever wins.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Jay Dawg

-> JD will no doubt put up quite he contest, but i think Edwin will get the win here and continue his good form heading into Snake Eyes.

 

3-WAY MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Fallout vs. Chris Wilson vs. Erek Taylor

-> This should be fantastic. No matter who wins it'll make for a fantastic PPV main event. Anyone can take this, but i'll go wth my fellow Tag Champ Wilson to get the win and become the #1 contender. A Fallout or Taylor win wouldn't surprise me though.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Let's rock it.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Johnny Rotten

-Well, Rotten is oblivion, so Ash wins. I've neither seen Rotten on IM nor corresponded with him for quite a while now, so. Doom, doom. Large smashy things will be involved.

 

WACKY MIS-MATCHED 6 MAN TAG MATCH!

Thoth & Durandal vs. Stryke & Xero vs. Mercury & Chris Raynor

-Now this is interesting. Stryke and Xero are both kill-em-all heels. Raynor and Merc are idealistic, hero-type face. Thoth is a nebulous figure at this point, seeming to be stacked on the face side of things now just by his opposition to Wilson, and Durandal is a bitter, arrogant Clannie. The team dynamic of Thoth and Durandal--current main force of the clan and perhaps a future leader--interests me the most, so I give them the win.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Jay Dawg

-I really want to come up with something good here to have a little momentum going into the PPV. Hopefully JD and I will come up with a nice little internal storyline of some sort, though really, it shouldn't be that hard. Bitch swerved me, yo!

 

3-WAY MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Fallout vs. Chris Wilson vs. Erek Taylor

-What a way for Taylor to return, eh? You have no idea how delighted I am to see a new name going for his first world title shot. Under normal circumstances, I'd say Wilson, because I've learned not to bet against him, BUT: I think the best opponent for Edwin right now is Fallout, since Wilson and I are on more of a slow-burn type thing. That said, it's gonna be a hell of a match with three eager writers going at it, but I'm putting my money on the Nuclear Weapon to throw down with me at the P-P-V.

[Guest ErekT2k]

HARDCORE MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Johnny Rotten

- From what I've heard, Ash is going to win by default. Sorry bud.

 

WACKY MIS-MATCHED 6 MAN TAG MATCH!

Thoth & Durandal vs. Stryke & Xero vs. Mercury & Chris Raynor

- Interesting enough but The Clan is another group where you can find excellent tag writers. A Chris Raynor/Mercury win is expected, because, well, Raynor is Tag God. But Thoth should never be underestimated..

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Jay Dawg

- Crown Prince Go!

 

3-WAY MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Fallout vs. Chris Wilson vs. Erek Taylor

- I was actually surprised as well. My first match returning and I'm fighting for a shot at the SWF Title? With that said, Chris Wilson or Fallout is going to take it. I'm just another casualty in the way.

[Guest chirs3]

HARDCORE MATCH

Ash Ketchum vs. Johnny Rotten

 

--> ASH IS HARDCORE~!

 

WACKY MIS-MATCHED 6 MAN TAG MATCH!

Thoth & Durandal vs. Stryke & Xero vs. Mercury & Chris Raynor

 

--> A chain match, Wilson? Do you WANT me to get killed?! Tag match! Right! Um... Thoth and Durandal put together have the best chance, I think.

 

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Jay Dawg

 

--> I think Edwin can manage.

 

3-WAY MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Fallout vs. Chris Wilson vs. Erek Taylor

 

--> This is a bit of trouble for me. Erek Taylor is just cool. Chris Wilson vs Edwin in Carny/Meat Festival 2.0 would be great. But I mark for Fallout.

 

Who do I WANT to win? Of the three, I'd have to say Wilson.

 

Who do I THINK will win? Fallout gets the slight edge over the toy-store terrorizer.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Roundtable would be kind of cool. I tried to do it once while you were gone, but it didn't work out because of some computer problems, and I never got around to doing it again.

 

I'm in if you'll have me.

 

Da "where's the handicap access ramp" H

[Guest chirs3]

SMASH is always available for the roundtable.

[Guest Ace309]

I think Frost's Memphis Eel character should make an appearance at the roundtable.