Promo

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

The streets of the Bronx, traffic, taxi drivers getting screamed at by people in the streets. The corner store run by people that’s hustling, curses being said in regular conversation, babies crying, people looking hard at each other just because they bumped each other by accident. Cigarette fumes in mixture with blunt fumes in the streets, blunts looking like cigarettes, girls that have beautiful bodies wear practically nothing and girls that are over weigh and look busted up also wear practically nothing… Ah yes, this is home for Bo.

 

Bo is in his hummer driving down Tremont Ave. listening to all this as he tries to concentrate on the new Eminem C.D. He has track number 14 on repeat; the song is called Haley’s song. This is Bo’s favorite song in Eminem’s album. He turns right on Castle Hill and goes up a little hill, he passes Westchester and keeps going down on Castle Hill. He reaches the projects, they always said that you can get away from the ghetto but the ghetto can’t get away from you. He goes down Olmstead Ave. and finds a parking spot right in front of the building he was looking for. He turns off the car and puts the Super Club on his steering wheel and the stick. He gets out of the car and with his keys he locks the door.

 

“I respect you Bo.” A teenage boy said as he passes by with his bike, Bo nods, as he’s happy to see that his true fans are still behind him.

 

“You do deserve respect Bo.” Another teenager said, but this time the boy stands in front of Bo. The young boy looks up, he then reaches to his back pocket to get something, Bo quickly size him up just incase it’s a weapon (Hey, it’s the Bronx), then the boy takes out a pen and paper and said: “Can I please get your autograph?”

 

Bo said nothing, he grabs the pen and pad and then was about to sign when the boy jumped in and said: “Make it out to Ryder…” Bo looks at him and smiles, he looks on the pad and wrote: “To my biggest fan Ryder, keep it Gully cause true thugs always do, from Bo.” He gives the pad back and the boy reads it and a big smile emerges on his face, the boy extends his right hand out and gave Bo a pound, one of those ghetto pound with the hug as the boy said: “Good lookin dawg, and keep ya head up things will change.”

 

Bo nods at the kids statement, really don’t know what to think at this moment because once he steps in that building his whole life is going to change… The boy left and there’s nothing between him and the building but the air and time. He knows that if he takes one step the next one will get you where you’re going, but is it there that he wants to go? That’s the question. He takes the step forward and now there’s no turning back, he goes through the crowd of hoodlums and thugs and they all recognized him. One of them said: “Don’t worry son, we got that shit taken care off, aint nobody cutting your throat.” Bo nods as he goes through the door and towards the elevator and presses the button… After about 1 minute waiting the right elevator came and he goes in, he press the button that said 11 on it and waits for the door to closed, he’s the only one in the elevator.

 

After about 25 seconds of rumbling sound the door opens and he sees some young kids playing in the hallway, they all turn and look up at the monster with a horror look and all Bo can do is chuckle because he always gets that reaction. One of the young boy said: “Oh shit, that’s Bo…” Bo heard it but he kept going down the hall towards the end of it, he reaches at the end where there’s two doors, one in the left and the other one in the right, he turns towards the left and it said 11B. He reaches for the door with his hand and takes a deep breath as he close his eyes and then…

 

[Knock, Knock]

 

There was no noise for about 10 seconds and he was almost ready to leave when the door’s locks unlocked. The door swung open inward to reveal a tearing women, the women is Bo’s wife… Trying to fight back the tears she managed to say: “I’m sorry”. Bo just looks down as Christina, Bo’s wife, steps aside to let Bo in and that’s when the big man enters. Christina, who now changed her name for the third time and is now called Lwanda. She closed the door and twirls around and leans against the door with her hands over her chest in shock and breathes heavily…

 

“DADY!!!” Screams Alex as he runs towards the arms of his rightful owner, Bo picks him up and hugs him like a pillow, as Alex wraps his tiny arms around Bo’s massive neck and squeeze. Lwanda begins to cry out loud as she gets closer to Bo, he sees her approaching and with one arm he puts up to stop her and she stops right on her track, sobbing harder. Alex, who had his face buried on Bo’s shoulder puts his head up to face Bo and does so as he calmly and innocently said: “Daddy, why mommy cry?”

 

“Because she’s happy.”

 

“Are you happy?”

 

“Yes, always happy to see you.”

 

“Then why you no cry?”

 

Their eyes just maintain looking at each other and you can see liquid building up inside Bo’s pupils as he said, voice almost breaking he said: “Me and mommy need to talk, go play with your toys ok?”

 

Bo is bringing Alex down, and when his foot touches the floor he said: “Ok.” Alex runs towards his room as Bo twirls around to see the sobbing Lwanda. He takes a step forward, knowing that taking the first step means that the next one takes you where you’re going. He stops in his tracks as he hears tiny footsteps running back, he looks back and sees Alex running towards him and hugs his right leg and said: “I love you daddy.” Alex lets go of Bo’s leg and runs back towards his room again and that causes Bo to break as tears stream down his right cheek. He looks towards Lwanda who is still crying her ass off.

 

“I’m so sorry…”

 

“Bo puts his hand up to silence her as he slowly saunter towards her, she’s afraid as she sees his hand touching her forehead and sliding down her face as he reached with his other arm and hugs her. She clinches around his neck and said: “Thank you,” while she sobs as Bo said: “I’m home to stay…”

 

End

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Wow, Bo. That's all I can say. Beautiful.

[Guest Ace309]

Damn impressive. I'm speechless.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Tough to see you go big guy.

 

 

You were one of my favourite people around here.

 

 

 

This one is for you. Keep it real homey!

[Guest Suicide King]

Now that Bo has quit, he is writing more and better promos than he did while he was here. Maybe we should all quit.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Wow!

 

Wow!

 

Deep and wow...

 

Oh, did Bo forget that she fucked HVT? Did he? Maybe he should do it again?

 

I'm just fuckin' around....nice one bro!

 

Da "mother fuckin'" H

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Darn...

 

...Bo starts writing his best stuff just as he quits.

 

Mothernature says..."