Tony149 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2008 Subject to change or not happen at all depending on what KC says. [i]Yeah, uh! Get up, now! Ow! Knock out this! Super highways, coast to coast, easy to get anywhere On the transcontinental overload, just slide behind the wheel How does it feel[/i] With the OAOAST’s European tour now concluded, the ALL-AMERICAN BOYS are out of hiding and on their way to the squared circle proudly waving Old Glory. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave... THE ALL-AMERICAN BOYS!! “USA!” “USA!” “USA!” COLE We’re not just living in America, but we’re back LIVE once again in America. Hartford, Connecticut to be exact, and I couldn’t think of a better way to celebrate our return home than with two American patriots. COACH I’ll give you that, Cole. But maybe other than mom’s apple pie, there’s nothing more American than rock n’ roll. COLE Speaking of which… [i][size=4][color="#FF0000"][b]HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT![/b][/color][/size][/i] COLE …here’s a fearsome foursome always with a new complaint. COACH The greatest tag team champions this company has ever had. Synth and Logan aren’t much in the mood for jawing with fans this evening, but the same cannot be said for Abdullah. The Colonel more than willing to engage in a little smack talk. BUFFER And their opponents, led down the aisle by HOLLY-WOOD… COLONEL ABULLAH NERDLY presents the GREATEST rock 'n' wrestling band of AAAAALLLL-time… THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY RRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCKKEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSS! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Upon entering the ring, the Heavenly Rockers are met by fists of fire and feet of fury as the All-American Boys launch a pre-emptive strike! COACH Something tells me I shouldn’t hold my breath waiting for a condemnation from you, Cole. COLE Well, these aren’t the rules the All-American Boys normally play by, but against an enemy that plays by none then, well… I guess you gotta do what you gotta do. COACH I sure hope you remember that next time one of your favorites is on the receiving end of things. “YEAH!” * DINGDINGDING * A pair of Irish whips and backdrops follow. Liberty whips Synth in again and takes him around the world with a TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! The All-American Boys switch out, legally, and Freedom looks to shoot the Synthmeister in a third time…but Synth reverses and Logan drives the knee into the small of Freedom’s back as he bounces off the ropes, sending the masked patriot stumbling into the arms of Synth and a SWINGING NECKBREAKER! COACH Stick that on the cover of TIME Magazine. COLE They may be sticking a fork in Freedom if he’s unable to make a tag. A tag is made, but it’s by the Heavenly Rockers. Logan plants a knee into the side of Freedom’s chest and then goes for the cover. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Mann rams Freedom into the buckle and chokes him out in the corner. Forced to back off he keeps the ref occupied as Holly lands a few cheap shots of her own. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” ABDULLAH : ) Logan signals he’s going to ram Freedom into the other buckle across the ring, but Freedom blocks it and the Macho MACHO Mann eats turnbuckle instead. “YEAH!” Both men tag out and their respective partners charge towards mid-ring to slug it out. The Synthmeister getting the worst of it as Liberty puts him on his heels. Irish whip, and a BAAAAAAAAAACK BODYDROP! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” The natives become restless as Liberty scales the turnbuckles. We soon know why as CPA, the Enterprise Director of Security, storms the ring and shoves Synth down to the mat. * DINGDINGDING * COLE The referee has called for the bell, but what the hell is CPA doing out here? Liberty dives off towards CPA…ONLY TO BE CAUGHT IN MIDAIR AND POWERSLAMMED! Then CPA drills Freedom with a BIG BOOT as we see THEODORE MONEYMAKER laughing alone at the top of the stage. The Heavenly Rockers and company seen running past the Billion Dollar Heir off to the side. COACH I bet this is what Teddy was referring to when he warned of the carnage that would result because of Anglesault’s actions. To think it’s only a taste of what’s to come. Anglesault, you’ve gone and f’d with the wrong dudes. * COMMERCIAL * Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
