King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 22, 2008 Back we go to the relative calm of the OAOAST dressing rooms, where the living embodiment of nerd chic Melody Nerdly is sat alone in the mass Love Generation Air Express dressing room, pitting her wits against Dr. Kawashima and his Brain Training program on Nintendo DS (Proud sponsors of OAOAST School's Out 2008!). Her attempts to increase her brain power are hampered somewhat by Maggie Nerdly entering the room, forcing her to put the DS to one side for a moment. MAGGIE Hey. MELODY Oh hey Maggie. MAGGIE So, no Leon? MELODY No, he went off to talk to Jade about five minutes ago. But if you want, I can pass on an m s g to him when he gets back? MAGGIE Nah, that's cool 'sis. It's you I wanted to talk to actually. Taking a step forward, Maggie stands right over her big sister and daringly points a finger in her face, taking Miss Melody aback. MAGGIE You better back the hell off from Leon or I swear, I will fly back to Edmonton and I will take your mint condition Star Trek Enterprise model out of the packaging! Very uncarefully! Melody stutters as she tries to summon up a response to this crazy accusation. Once she gets over her initial surprise, she stands up angrily. MELODY Leon is my friend, okay? MAGGIE Lemme make this real crystal for ya, k? [b]Stay. Away. From Leon.[/b] MELODY Look, I don't know who you've been listening to or what you're hearing, but you're way off. MAGGIE You bought the domain Leonrodez.com! MELODY Yeah, well, it was a cobweb. What the hell's gotten into you? You really think that I'm trying to steal him away from you? W slash e! I can't believe you're listening to these lamewads... yeah, I said it! Lamewads! You really believe people like Jock over your own sister? MAGGIE It's not just Jock though, is it? Even Jade reckoned you were getting all cosy with him recently. And I reckon she might just be right, because when Jock's being Mr. Dick, he sure ain't been slow in running to your rescue, has he!? MELODY Listen, don't go taking your little relationship problems out on me, okay? MAGGIE :O Suddenly Maggie lunges for Melody, who defensively does the same. The two sisters end up with full handfuls of each other's hair and no plans on letting go until it's pulled out from the roots. Shrill screams sound out from both, which apparently alerts the passing members of D*LUX, who spring in through the dressing room door and quickly try to pry them apart. Eventually they manage to do so, with each Nerdly sister coming away with strands of hair around the fingers to remember each other by. MAGGIE What the hell is your damn problem!? MELODY Remember the time I caught you with Timmy Johnson three days before your Sweet Sixteen party!? I came to pick you up at the school gates and we ended up having that massive fight in the playground where I totally would have kicked your ass if somebody hadn't called the cops to have me arrested? MAGGIE Just because you couldn't get laid in high-school, Little Miss Band Camp! Anyway, of course I remember, but why are you bringing that previously unmentioned incident up now? MELODY Because I want a rematch!! The two Nerdlys try to get at each other again, but Tyler and Shayne show herculean strength to keep them apart. MAGGIE Fine, we'll see how much you can flirt with my boyfriend with one eye and no front teeth! SHAYNE Say what now? MELODY Ten years older and ten years better, [i]little[/i] sis. MAGGIE That's not what Timmy Johnson thought! MELODY AAAAAHHHHHHHH!! Again Maggie and Melody try and lunge at each other, but are again held back by Tyler and Shayne who are beginning to regret jumping in in the first place. Tyler manages to get Maggie out the door and quickly slam it shut on her (not before saying "sorry about this" to his best bud's girlfriend, of course) before the fight can restart. With Maggie gone, Melody sits sadly back down while Shayne and Tyler stand around awkwardly. SHAYNE So... seen Leon around? Melody gives Shayne a cold stare as we go back to the arena. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
