King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 22, 2008 We're set for action again on HeldDOWN~!, as "Date With The Night" by the YeahYeahYeahs hits and the crowd respond with cries of "YEAH...YEAHYEAH!" (I'm sure I've used that line before, but whatever.) for the return of Jade Rodez! In the same pink tracksuit as always she walks out onto the stage, greeting the welcoming response with a little shyness but a smile nonetheless. BUFFER The following contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, from Grand Rapids, Michigan... JJJAAAAAAAAADDEEEEEE... RRRROOOOOOOOODDEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ!!! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Happy to be back, Jade waves to the crowd as she makes her way gracefully into the ring. COLE First time we've seen Jade on HeldDOWN~! in a while, in person at least. She's been busy in Los Angeles getting to know Krista a little better, but now with Krista in action it's time for the prodigal daughter to return. COACH Well, last time we saw her she was getting royally bitchslapped by Mackenzie DeCenzo. Let's see if she's learnt anything from mommy. Jade starts to warm up in her corner, as the sound of a whip cracking starts up "Wild Side" by Motley Crue. Suddenly the mood in the arena changes, firstly to one of anger directed at Jock Mulligan, then fear for Jade's well-being as he leads out his new squeeze, the mighty Malaysia Nerdly. Carrying her cat o' nine tails, Malaysia raps it across the palm of her hand, perhaps a preview of what's to come. BUFFER And, introducing her opponent. Being accompanied to the ring by "MR. DICK", JOCK MULLIGAN! She hails from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada... MMMMAAAAALLLAAAAYYYYYSSSIIIIIAAAAAAAA... NNEEEEERRRRRRDDLLLLLLYYYYYY!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Jade might just have picked the wrong week to come back. Few would envy having to face the ultimate combination of beauty and beatdowns. Striding up the ring steps, Malaysia goes to step into the ring. But referee Charles Robinson won't allow her to, until the whip is out of her hands and in Jock's for 'safe keeping'. COLE Our first official look at Malaysia. And her man, Jock Mulligan, at ringside, ahead of his match with Jade's uncle Leon in 3 nights at School's Out. COACH I wonder if Mr. Dick will poke his head in dur... COLE Okay, okay, enough! *DINGDINGDING!* Whip or not whip, Jade knows she's in trouble. Malaysia smiles as she sees the fear in Jade's eyes behind the guard that she's putting up nervously waiting to lock-up. COLE I think Jade just now realising what she's gotten herself into. Malaysia takes a step forward and Jade quivers a little, before getting her nerve back and going for a lock-up. But Malaysia simply reaches out and grabs her by the wrist. With a wristlock, Malaysia swings Jade around and around like a ragdoll until she falls to her knees in pain. Picking her back up, Malaysia then drags Jade forward into a short arm shoulder tackle! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!" The back of Jade's head bounces off the mat violently and she tries to crawl for the ropes. Malaysia stops her by standing on her neck though. MR. DICK That's right baby, punish her! COACH Mr. Dick, standing proud right now! COLE Would you stop with that already? The mighty Nerdly sister eventually lets Jade up and takes her other to the ropes. Threading her through the middle, she pulls back on a chinlock with Jade all tied up in the ropes! "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" Malaysia breaks on four, but enjoyed hearing Jade's tortured screams so much that she can't resist doing it again! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" Again she breaks before a DQ. Jade slumps to the mat and Malaysia makes a nonchalant cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Turning Jade over, Malaysia pins a knee in the back and pulls back on the hair! "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" Malaysia proves she knows the rules of wrestling again. Breaking the hold, she looks at the strands of blonde hair around her fingers and licks her lips, before striking poor Jade in the chest with an open hand. COLE Look at that smile on Malaysia's face. That is sick. COACH Oh boy is it ever. Irish whip by Malaysia now... but she ducks her head and gets caught with a desperation DDT from Rodez!! The crowd cheer with renewed hope as she makes a quick cover... 1... 2. No! QUICK kickout! Still grimacing in pain, Jade gets back to her feet first and meets Malaysia with a forearm. A second. And a third. They have barely any effect on the powerful Malaysia though, so Jade is forced to come off the ropes. A running forearm still doesn't put the freak of Nerdly nature down. Hitting the ropes again, Jade takes off looking for a crossbody, but is caught with ease! Malaysia carries Jade in her arms, before delivering a big Fallaway Slam!! COACH Oh wow, she just shut her down. COLE What power from Malaysia. And a great wrestling move, she's come fully prepared for life in the OAOAST. COACH Unlike each of her other siblings so far. Malaysia slowly collects Jade and drags her torturously up by the hair, to the complaints of referee Robinson. With Jade on her knees, Malaysia clubs her in the back. Butterflying the arms, she then executes an effortless suplex and covers... 1... 2... NO! COLE Give Jade some credit though, she's not giving this one up without a fight. Malaysia pulls Jade back up again with a sick smile on her face, tugging on her hair again. The yelps of pain just seem to get Malaysia going and she SLAMS Jade face-first into the mat. By the hair, back up... and again face-first back down violently! Mr. Dick applauds on the outside as he and Malaysia exchange a seductive look from across the ring. COACH Hmm, maybe Malaysia might be rubbing off on Mr. Di... COLE CONTROL YOURSELF! With Jade down and checking her nose isn't busted open, Malaysia stands over her lower back, still looking at Jock. Reaching back, she hooks her arms underneath Jade's ankles. Malaysia then stands upright and leans forward, bending Jade up in an Inverted Boston Crab!! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" *TAPTAPTAP!* *DINGDINGDING!* Jade doesn't last long in the hold, tapping out after mere seconds as her spine threatens to snap in half! Malaysia refuses to break the hold however and drops to one knee to even further apply pressure! COLE Come on, the match is over, break the hold already! With no break coming, the referee calls for the bell again... but he needn't worry, as out rushes LEON RODEZ to come to Jade's aid! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Leon dives into the ring and shows none of his usual gentlemanly conduct as he pulls Malaysia off of his [s]sister[/s] niece. Angrily, Malaysia whips around and goes to hit Leon, but he just about holds her at arms length... allowing MR. DICK to sneak into the ring and attack from behind! He nails Leon in the back of the head with his boot, then hooks up Leon in a full nelson and delivers PURE PENETRATION!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Ah, it was a set-up! And Leon just got planted. COACH He got drilled by Mr. Dick! Jock jumps to his feet and puts the boots to Leon some more despite the damage being done, while Malaysia's stalking keeps Charles Robinson away. Once he's done being a dick, Mr. Dick finally leaves Leon with a slap to the face and a warning of more to come at School's Out, before shoving Robinson on his ass (just to be a dick, natch) and leaving the Rodezes laying. COLE Mr. Dick has sent a message, just 3 nights from School's Out. But it'll be man to man, face to face on Sunday, so we'll see how he fares then, won't we. COACH I think we just saw proof positive... Mr. Dick is one dick that can't be beat! COLE You're horrible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
