King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 26, 2008 COLE Right now, let's go backstage to our broadcast colleague, Maggie Nerdly! Over we swoop to the OAOAST School's Out interview set, where Maggie is indeed standing by, with a fixed scowl on her face. Probably because, in a just dumb as hell scheduling decision, her guest is none other than MELODY Nerdly! Maggie is dressed up in her schoolgirl outfit ready for their match later, while Melody is still in her regular clothes. MAGGIE Hey everybody, this is Maggie Nerdly with the hot scoops, not to mention plenty of great interviews too! Right now I'm standing by with my older sister Melody, who apparantly realised she wouldn't be able to pull off the schoolgirl look at her age without coming off like one of those sad, desperate e-dating website dwellers on a hen night in Las Vegas. MELODY Hey, I'm twenty... *incoherent mumbling*. MAGGIE You don't need to tell me 'sis, we can tell! Cue much growling from Melody, trying to keep her cool. MAGGIE Anyway, Melody, my first question is... why are you such a bitch? Melody's eyes widen... ...before she SPEARS Maggie to the ground, causing a full-scale CATFIGHT to break out!!! Nearby referees and security personnel, plus those like Jumbo and Deuce Deuce Bigalow who happened to be watching because Maggie as I've already mentioned is in a schoolgirl outfit, rush over to pull the feuding siblings apart, which is no easy fear. More hair is traded between the two sisters and the claws are out, as Maggie and Melody are eventually pulled apart and separated from each other. Awkwardly, we go back out to Sofa Central earlier than planned to Cole and Coach. COLE Who's bright idea was that? COACH I dunno, but I'd like to buy them drinks after the show for making that beautiful moment possible. COLE Well we're going to see more of Maggie and Melody later on... COACH God I hope so! COLE ...but in the meantime, let's go back up to the ring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
