King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 26, 2008 COLE It is main-event time, the Triple Threat Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! And without any further ado, let's go up to the ring. [b]"PREPARE...FOR...LANDON!"[/b] [i]...WAAAAAHHHHH... *DUM DUM*[/i] "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" With the main-event atmosphere in the air, Incubus' "Megalomaniac" hits first, to a round of boos from the hostile Albany crowd! Striding through the school doors, Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix sweeps his way down the school steps and does a dramatic twirl, none of which is appreciated by the crowd. Still smiling despite it, Landon marches to the ring with his mouth already running, showing off his Cucaracha Internacional t-shirt under his long sleeveless leather trenchcoat. COLE And I'm sure Landon will be hoping that's the theme of tonight. Cucaracha Internacional, will the ties that bind Landon and Todd Cortez mean anything in this one fall, every man for himself main event? I doubt it. COACH I hate people that answer their own questions. COLE Okay, answer this one for me Coach. Is Landon's gameplan tonight going to be the same as we saw a couple of weeks ago? Let Todd Cortez do all the work and try and steal in to get the pinfall on Tha Puerto Rican? COACH Well, it worked last time so hey, why not? After some discussion with some pro-PRL fans in the front row of ringside, Landon leaps to the apron, looking out at the crowd as Megan climbs the steps. Megan holds open the ropes and Landon bounds into the ring, spinning himself into the centre of the ring HBK style and posing with Megan. COLE It's been seven months since Landon Maddix lost the OAOAST World Title. How he'd love to win it back tonight. Landon and Megan talk strategy, as the opening beats of "Oh No" by Mos Def, Nate Dogg, and Pharoah Monche begin to play. Head down, Todd Cortez steps through the entrance doors and becomes surrounding by sparks. As his pyro dies down, he then marches straight down to the ring, cracking his knuckles as he makes eye contact with Landon. COLE Here comes the rightful number one contender, who by rights should be facing PRL one on one tonight. But that's not to be, thanks to his 'boss', Landon Maddix. COACH He lost fair and square. Deal with it. COLE He's also lost the right to use that devestating Riot Act Plus in the OAOAST, but Cortez is definately the wildcard in this match, no pun intended. Curiously there's applause as Cortez slides into the ring, not coming from the crowd but from his opponent, Landon Maddix. Not looking so sure is Megan and it's easy to see why from the look he gets from Cortez. Landon doesn't give up and tries to talk Todd into it being "you and me" tonight, then offers up his hand for a handshake. Cortez just stares right back at him though and Landon eventually gets the idea, slowly lowering his hand and exiting the ring as Todd slowly walks towards him. COLE I guess that answers the first question, huh? COACH Cortez is gonna regret that, trust me. COLE And yet Landon is the one that's running for higher ground. Cortez may still be under his control, but tonight Cortez's Cucaracha Internacional obligations are out the door. He can do exactly what he wants to Landon Maddix tonight at School's Out! COACH Except the Riot Act Plus. [b]"THE CHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP..."[/b] [i]*DUN DUN*[/i] [b]"...IS..."[/b] [i]*DUN*[/i] [b]"...HERE!"[/b] With that, a lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video plays on the AngleTron, and "Know Your Role 2000" begins playing, with the crowd standing up and cheering. PR is heard saying, "THE CHAMP IS HERE!" throughout the song, while smoke fills the entryway and strobe lights appear on the entrance set. A few seconds elapsed, and out from the school doors and through the smoke strides the reigning Champion, Tha Puerto Rican! Standing on the top step he takes a look out around the crowd, before beginning his walk to the ring. COACH How fitting. PRL's just about tall enough to look right at home walking out of a school. COLE Boy it didn't take you long tonight, huh? COACH Plenty more where that came from. Chants of "P.R.L!" fill the arena already as Tha Puerto Rican continues hus walk to the ring. Tha Puerto Rican gets on the ring apron and sneers at Megan and Landon, who look on unimpressed from the outside. After a look towards Todd Cortez, Tha Puerto Rican then enters the ring. He spins around; soaking in the fans adulation while "Know Your Role 2000" continues playing over the P.A. system. Tha Puerto Rican does the HBK muscle pose while pyro goes off behind him. Landon bemoans his own lack of pyro as PRL heads to a second turnbuckle and raises his hands. He then heads to another second turnbuckle and raises his hands again. COLE In the past five years, Tha Puerto Rican has found himself on many an occassion as the challenger in World Title matches. Tonight marks uncharted territory. Tonight, he is the Champion. The question is, will the pressure of no longer being the hunter and now being the hunted be too much for Tha Puerto Rican to overcome, with not one but TWO challengers? COACH He's choked before and he'll choke again. Different circumstances, same outcome. PR hits a third second turnbuckle, and raises his right arm in the air and "smells the electricity" a'la The Rock. PRL does the same Rock pose on the fourth second turnbuckle, recieving boos. Tha Puerto Rican gets off the ropes, removes his sunglasses and earring while the lights go back on in the arena. "Know Your Role 2000" dies down as the World Champion locks eyes with The Urban Legend. COACH Don't forget, PR doesn't even have to be pinned to lose the title. Landon could easily pin Todd and walk away with the belt. COLE Or Cortez could pin Landon and do the same. COACH Just like all those other times he's pinned Landon in the OAOAST. Oh, wait, maybe not! COLE Cortez has COST Landon World Titles and opportunities plenty of times before though. COACH Yeah, but that was with the Riot Act Plus. And he ain't gonna be doing that tonight! Cautiously Landon gets onto the apron and back into the ring, ready for the introductions, with each man being sent to his corner by the referee. BUFFER Wrestling fans, the One And Only AngleSault Thread is proud to present, live at School's Out Two Thousand And Eight, your MAIN EVENT of the evening! Scheduled for one fall to a finish, it is a Triple Threat Match with no disqualifications and no count-outs... and, it is for the OAOAST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE Wooorrrrllld! ARE YOU READY? "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" BUFFER Albany, New York... ARE... YOU... rrrrrrrrrrRRRREADY!? "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" BUFFER Then, for the thousands in attendance... and the millions watching around the world on pay per view, ladies and gentlemen... LLLLLLLLLLLLET’S GET RRREEAADY TO RRRUMBLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! All the competitors cut very different figures. Landon jumps around on the spot from foot to foot trying to loosen himself up, looking slightly pensive. Cortez stands totally still, stoicly staring forward and no one thing or person in particular. And the World Champion stands confidently in his corner, belt over his shoulder. COLE You can feel the tension here from all three men. BUFFER Introducing first, the challengers! Hailing from Huron, South Dakota by way of Madrid, Spain. Weighing in at two hundred and eight pounds... he is led to the ring this evening by his "Perfect 10", MEGAN SKYE... a former three time Champion of the World in two seperate promotions, including a former OAOAST World Championship... he is the leader of Cucaracha Internacional... ladies and gentlemen, LANDON! "LA CUCARACHA"... MMMMMAAAAAAAAAADDIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXX!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Landon extends his hands to the sky despite the unflattering boos. With a smile he points over to PRL, who just shakes it off. BUFFER Next, standing in the corner to my right. He hails from 'Hollywood Boulevard' and weighs in tonight at two hundred, twenty six and one quarter pounds... tonight, looking to become the World's Champion for the very first time in his career... himself, a member of Cucaracha Internacional. Here is, "THE URBAN LEGEND"... TTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD... CCOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTTEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" No response from Cortez, still stood deeply focused in his corner. BUFFER And finally, in the corner to my left! He comes to us from San Juan, Puerto Rico... weighing in at two hundred, twenty pounds. He is... the reigning and defending, One and Only AngleSault Thread HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOORRRRRLLDD... THHHAAAAAA PPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRRRTTOOOOOOOO... RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" PRL walks out from his corner and raises the World Title over his head, drawing a jealous look from La Cucaracha. Handing the belt over to the referee PR then goes back to his corner and limbers up, while the prize is shown to both challengers and then to the capacity crowd in attendance on all four sides. COLE That's what all three men are hoping to leave Albany with tonight. COACH That and the contents of their wallets. With the belt passed to ringside and everybody in place, the referee finally calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* [b]TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP THA PUERTO RICAN (Champion) vs. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (Challenger with Megan Skye) vs. "URBAN LEGEND" TODD CORTEZ (Challenger)[/b] The crowd is hot. Tha Puerto Rican, Todd Cortez and Landon Maddix all stand in the ring, staring at each other. COLE And here we go. The main event of School’s Out 2008 is underway. Tha Puerto Rican making his first ever OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship defence. COACH And his LAST OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship defence. The crowd continues buzzing as PRL, Landon and Cortez all stare at each other in the center of the ring. "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" Todd Cortez puts his guard up as he moves closer to Landon Maddix. But then he changes his mind and moves closer to Tha Puerto Rican. COLE All three men somewhat cautious. Quite frankly, very VERY cautious here in the early going. Nobody wants to jumpstart this thing. Nobody wants to make the first mistake. COACH Come on! Fight! Damnit! Fight! Todd makes threats to Maddix, but then turns his attention to the World Champion. PRL seems somewhat surprised that Cortez would run his mouth at him, but that doesn’t stop the Latin Lion from running his mouth either. Cortez lets his guard down and walks up to Tha Puerto Rican. PRL stands in place and engages in a staredown with The Urban Legend. COLE Looks like Todd has some words for Tha Puerto Rican! COACH He’s still bitter that PRL ruined his one-on-one match! COLE This was SUPPOSED to be PRL vs. Todd Cortez one-on-one until Landon butted in! COACH And thank God for that, because who in their right mind would want to see Tha Puerto Rican vs. Todd Cortez one-on-one for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship? COLE I think these fans would have liked to see that. COACH So? Since when do we do things because the fans want to see them? Todd and PRL run their mouths while staring at each other face-to-face. By doing this, they completely ignore Landon Maddix, something he notices. COLE Cortez has got some personal animosity towards Tha Puerto Rican for what happened at the Milan Spectacular. COACH Uh, guys, Landon’s in this match too. As PRL and Cortez continue their trash talk, Landon becomes increasingly annoyed with the fact that nobody is paying attention to him. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX Hey! Hey! Hey! Hello!? I’m right here guys! HELLO!? COLE Can’t Landon NOT be the center of attention for once!? COACH Of course not! And when he becomes World Heavyweight Champion AGAIN, he’ll have even MORE attention given to him! I can’t wait! Landon flails his arms around to try and get PRL and/or Todd’s attention. When that doesn’t work, he resorts to doing JUMPING JACKS, but that fails to get his two opponent’s attention too. COACH Landon is being ignored! What is wrong with PRL and Cortez!? COLE Frankly, this is what everybody in the OAOAST should have been doing ever since he came here. COACH Oh shush! Landon throws a temper tantrum, and that finally gets PRL and Todd to stop yelling at each other and make eye contact with Landon Maddix. LANDON MADDIX Hey jackasses! Did you forget that I was here!? I’m in this match too, you idiots! Don’t you ignore me! DON’T YOU DARE IGNORE ME! Landon shoves PRL AND Cortez at the same time! MADDIX I’m the next OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! I will not stand here and be ignored! I’M LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX! YOU WILL PAY ATTENTION TO ME! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!? LET’S GET THIS MATCH GOING! COME ON! Tha Puerto Rican and Todd Cortez look at each other. THA PUERTO RICAN & "URBAN LEGEND" TODD CORTEZ Okay. Tha Puerto Rican and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez both punch Landon Maddix in the face at the same time knocking him down! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH OH NO! Tha Puerto Rican and Todd Cortez then begin stomping on Landon at the same time! COACH NOT THAT KIND OF ATTENTION! Todd puts the boots to his fellow stablemate, while PRL resorts to his trademark shaky leg kicks on one of his opponents tonight! COLE Well, Landon wanted them to pay attention to him and he got his wish! Be careful what you wish for, Landon! PRL stops stomping Landon a few seconds before Todd does. Once Todd stops stomping Landon, he picks him up and whips him into the opposite ropes. He follows that up with a dropkick, knocking the former OAOAST World Champion down onto the mat! Maddix quickly gets up and stumbles around the ring. Tha Puerto Rican sees this and rushes forward, clotheslining Maddix over the top rope and onto the floor! COLE And out goes Landon! COACH OH NO! The crowd cheers loudly. PRL runs his mouth at his long-time rival. It is because of this that P.R. doesn’t notice that Todd is in a fighting stance right behind him. When The People’s Champ turns around, he gets hit with an European Uppercut from Cortez! COLE And Cortez with a nice European Uppercut to Tha Puerto Rican! Remember, there are no friends in this match! All three men want to be known as OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! The European Uppercut causes Tha Puerto Rican to stumble across the ring. PRL rests in a turnbuckle corner, which just gives Todd the chance to start laying into the current World Heavyweight Champ. Which he does. A lot. COACH Good, beat each other senseless. Makes it easier for Landon to win it all! COLE Todd probably thinking about the Milan Spectacular as he lays into the World Champion! The crowd doesn’t know how to react as Todd elbows PRL in the corner several times. He then goes to punches in bunches on Tha Puerto Rican. COLE And I am sure that this is what Todd wanted all along. PRL and himself, one-on-one! COACH Once again, thank God for Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix! Cortez switches between punches and kicks, worrying the sold out crowd. Megan Skye can only watch as Todd grabs Puerto and takes him into the ropes. Todd grabs Puerto’s left hand and gives him an Irish whip into the opposite ropes. PRL charges forward, bounces off of the opposite ropes, and then charges forward. Cortez puts his head down, so PRL stops in his tracks, grabs Todd by his head, and simply slams his face into the mat HARD to the crowd’s delight! COLE And PRL is now on offence! Tha Puerto Rican throws up a "Killa B" for his fans, and then waits for Todd to get up. When he does, Tha Puerto Rican strikes with a Rock-style punch to the temple! Todd Cortez staggers due to the punch, resting on the ropes. So, Tha Puerto Rican grabs The Urban Legend by his left hand and whips him into the opposite ropes. Todd bounces off of the ropes, Tha Puerto Rican goes for a clothesline, Todd Cortez ducks the clothesline, charges forward, bounces off of the opposite ropes, charges forward again, and jumps up, hitting PRL with a flying shoulderblock! COLE Flying shoulderblock from The Urban Legend! COACH Big whoop. Cortez quickly gets right back up and grabs P.R. by his left hand. He whips PRL into the ropes--PRL reverses, Cortez bounces off of the ropes--bumping into Landon Maddix just as he gets onto the ring apron! COACH LANDON! Landon’s fall distracts Cortez…giving PRL just enough time to charge forward and clothesline Cortez over the top rope and onto the floor! COLE Todd Cortez joining his ‘leader’ on the outside! COACH Landon as the leader and Todd as the lackey. The way it should be! COLE Oh come on! The leader of Cucaracha Internacional doesn’t seem to care that Todd is in his stable as he picks up his on again/off again ally and starts hitting him with forearm shots to the face on the outside! Landon gets Todd good and dazed before grabbing Todd by his left hand and whipping him into the nearest STEEL ring steps! Todd hits the ring steps with both of his knees, going up and OVER the ring steps onto the protective mats on the outside! COLE Tha Puerto Rican threw Todd Cortez over the top rope where Landon Maddix was waiting! COACH It’s moves like that that made Landon Maddix OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion in the first place! COLE Yeah, sneaking in and taking advantage of other people’s work! COACH That’s not what I meant. COLE It was Coach. You know it was. Landon chuckles at Todd as he lays on the ground holding both of his knees in pain. He mouths off to him as he climbs the ropes to get back into the ring. COLE BOTH knees were driven into the STEEL steps! COACH Good. Now all the ref has to do is count to 10 and Todd is eliminated from this match! COLE This is one fall to a finish, Coach! COACH D’oh! Landon continues mouthing off to Todd as he stands up tall on the ring apron. Little does he know that Tha Puerto Rican is up and walking towards him in the ring. He finally does notice when PRL grabs him by the hair and pulls him over the top ring rope and onto the mat! Megan shrieks in terror watching this! COACH OH NO! COLE Well, Landon is back in the ring at least! COACH Shut up! This is not funny! Landon holds his back in pain as he gets up. Once he does, Tha Puerto Rican nails him with a Rock-style punch to the temple. PRL grabs Landon by his left hand and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes--NO!--Landon reverses, holds onto PR’s left hand, PRL goes for a clothesline, Landon ducks, grabs PRL from behind, and lifts him up for a back suplex! COACH YES! Maddix is on his left knee and catching his breath. PRL lies on the mat flat on his back, already breathing hard. The crowd boos loudly. Despite this, Megan screams out words of encouragement to Landon, applauding her man for his back suplex. COLE Landon with a back suplex on Tha Puerto Rican. These two have grown to know each other over the past 12 months! COACH Except not in a good way. Maddix gets up, takes a deep breath, and then goes over to Tha Puerto Rican and starts stomping on him. COLE Landon Maddix and Tha Puerto Rican are once again going at it. Remember, these two men have duked it out in the past. The Badd Boy Of The OAOAST and The Saviour Of The OAOAST have traded victories several times. COACH And like always, it will be Landon who will come out victorious here tonight! COLE A Triple Threat Match plays out a little bit differently than a regular one-on-one match, Coach. COACH But who has defeated Tha Puerto Rican in more Triple Threat Matches than anybody else? I rest my case. COLE Touché. P.R. tries to rest in a turnbuckle corner, only to get stomped in the stomach some more by Maddix! COLE The former Champ going to work on the current Champ. The belt went from Landon to Stephen Joseph Popick to Tha Puerto Rican! COACH Eh. 2 out of 3 ain’t bad. Landon continues stomping on Tha Puerto Rican’s stomach, and then chokes PRL with his right foot. Maddix uses the bottom ring rope for leverage. "COME ON! BREAK IT UP! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIV--" Landon lets go at the count of 4. He glares angrily at Earl Hebner as he backs away from Tha Puerto Rican. The People’s Champion gasps for air on the bottom turnbuckle pad. COLE Landon in control of Tha Puerto Rican. COACH What else is new? Megan Skye has a smile on her gorgeous face as she watches Landon walk with a swagger over to Tha Puerto Rican. Maddix shoves PRL into the turnbuckle. *CHOP!* "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" *CHOP!* "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" *CHOP!* "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE Hard Ric Flair-like knife-edged chops from Landon Maddix! COACH It is better to steal from Ric Flair than The Rock, in my opinion. *CHOP!* "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" LANDON MADDIX WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HA! HA! HA! THA PUERTO RICAN GRABS LANDON AND SHOVES HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! *CHOP!* "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" *CHOP!* "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" *CHOP!* "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" *CHOP!* "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COACH He’s stealing from Ric Flair now, huh? Great. Tha Puerto Rican whips Landon into the opposite turnbuckle. PRL then charges forward, jumps up, and nails Landon with a Stinger Splash! COACH And now he’s stealing from Sting too!? Just keep the lawsuits coming there, P.R.! COLE Will you stop!? Tha Puerto Rican grabs Landon by his left hand, and then whips him into the opposite ropes--Landon reverses--PRL bounces off of the ropes, Landon jumps up and snaps PRL down onto the mat with a Hurri-Lanrana! COLE Hurri-Lanrana! A trademark Landon Maddix move delivered to the World Heavyweight Champion! COACH Beautifully executed! Maddix gets up and outstretches his arms, drawing more boos from the crowd. Landon still has a cocky smile on his face anyway. "LAN-DON SUCKS!" "LAN-DON SUCKS!" "LAN-DON SUCKS!" "LAN-DON SUCKS!" COLE This crowd in the Pepsi Arena REALLY laying it into Landon tonight. COACH So? Megan Skye is the only person, male or female, applauding Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix in the entire arena. The leader of Cucaracha Internacional taunts the former leader of The Lightning Crew telling him, "I’ve got you now punk!" Maddix walks with a swagger over to Tha Puerto Rican and picks him up. He taunts the crowd while doing so. Landon then grabs Tha Puerto Rican by his head and runs with him towards the ropes. Once there, Landon leaps over the top ring rope and onto the floor while still holding onto PRL’s head. This causes PRL’s throat to meet the top ring rope, and as a result, PRL snaps back off of the top ring rope and onto the mat, back-first! COLE Shades of the legendary "Macho Man" Randy Savage right there! COACH Who is also better than The Rock. Maddix taunts the fans at ringside. The crowd is getting hot, rooting for Tha Puerto Rican to get back into the match. Landon slides back into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He picks Tha Puerto Rican up. Landon grabs PRL by his left hand and whips him into the ropes--NO!--PRL reverses, kicks Landon in the gut, pulls him in, cradles him up, and delivers a DDT on La Cucaracha! The crowd cheers! COLE Cradle DDT! PRL with the Esto Daño De La Cogida De La Voluntad! COACH In whatever language, it STILL hurts! COLE Exactly. Tha Puerto Rican covers Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix. He hooks Maddix’s left leg. Earl Hebner counts. COLE Is this it? 1... 2... 3! LEFT SHOULDER UP!!! COLE And Maddix got the shoulder up just in the nick of time! Maddix immediately rolls out of the ring underneath the bottom rope. He rests on the ring apron, catching his breath, and then slowly walks around the ringside area. Megan stands on the other side of the ring and watches Landon with concern on her face. PRL rolls out of the ring underneath the bottom rope himself and walks after the groggy Landon Maddix. The P.R. Menace grabs Landon by his hair and slams his face onto the top ring step! COACH AAH! PRL then grabs Landon and whips him into the barricade--Landon reverses, and PRL hits the barricade back-first HARD! PRL staggers forward, right into a clothesline from Landon Maddix! Landon staggers forward, right into a clothesline from Todd Cortez! COLE And Todd Cortez is back up on his feet! COACH Rats! Todd points a menacing finger at Landon, who is lying flat on his back on the protective mats. Earl Hebner tries to get Cortez back into the ring, but Cortez lunges after the referee, and the ref stops bothering him. COLE Todd Cortez is standing tall! Both of his opponents are in pain! He has his pick of the litter! Who is he going to choose to attack now? Who is he going to select to punish next? COACH Please be P.R. Please be P.R.! Cortez goes after Landon, but then sees PRL lying on the ground face-down, so he decides to go after him instead. COLE Cortez going after the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, looking for *his* first OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship here tonight at School’s Out! Todd Cortez grabs Tha Puerto Rican and places him against a barricade. He knees the World Champ in the stomach several times! He then switches to punching PRL in the face! COLE Could Todd possibly become World Heavyweight Champion by pinning the current World Heavyweight Champion or making him submit? COACH Not if Landon has anything to say about it! A few more right hands from Todd Cortez daze Tha Puerto Rican! Todd then grabs Tha Puerto Rican and then throws him into the ring underneath the bottom rope. Cortez then enters the ring himself underneath the bottom rope and then stomps Tha Puerto Rican in the back of his head! COLE Todd Cortez not stopping his attack on Tha Puerto Rican! He’s been dying to become World Heavyweight Champion ever since he came to the OAOAST, and that desire has only gotten stronger ever since he broke free from Landon Maddix! COACH And then came back to him like a good little lackey is supposed to. COLE Not by choice, may I remind you. COACH Deep down he always wanted to. I just know it! COLE Oh come on. Todd picks Tha Puerto Rican up. He takes him over to a turnbuckle corner where he proceeds to slam PRL’s head onto the top turnbuckle pad! The crowd is torn on who to cheer for. Todd punches PRL in the face with right jabs in the turnbuckle corner, further weakening the Latin Lion. He kicks PRL in the stomach a few times. Then he goes back to punching PRL. "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" COLE Both Todd Cortez and Tha Puerto Rican are fan favorites, but it looks like Tha Puerto Rican is the guy that the fans want to win this match right about now! COACH Fair-weather fans. Todd is not paying attention to the fans, instead continuing to beat up Tha Puerto Rican with punches and kicks. He punches PRL again and again. Todd Cortez goes for a punch--BLOCKED! PR fires with a Rock-style punch to the temple! He then hits Cortez with ANOTHER Rock-style punch to the temple! And another! And another! And another! The punches take PRL and Cortez away from the turnbuckle and into the center of the ring! The Rock punches daze and confuse The Urban Legend! PRL runs backwards into the ropes, bounces off of the ropes, charges forward RIGHT INTO A CROTCH-DROPPAH~! COLE Crotch-Droppah on Tha Puerto Rican from Todd Cortez! COACH There goes the chances of any offspring from Tha Puerto Rican (thank goodness). As PRL jumps up and down holding his crotch, Todd Cortez follows up the Crotch-Droppah with a STO! COLE And then the STO! STO on Tha Puerto Rican! Cortez goes for the cover. Earl Hebner counts. 1... 2... RIGHT SHOULDER UP!!! COACH Good. Landon still has a chance. Cortez slaps the mat in frustration. Then, from out of the corner of his eye, Todd Cortez sees Landon Maddix get up onto the ring apron. Seeing this, Cortez stands up, charges forward, and knocks Maddix off of the ring apron and onto the floor! COACH Not again! COLE Down goes Landon! The crowd cheers! Todd sneers at Landon, who is lying on the ramp in pain. Todd mouths off to him, and then turns around… Tha Puerto Rican grabs "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez by his neck! Tha Puerto Rican lifts "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez up! Tha Puerto Rican gives "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez a SITOUT CHOKESLAM BOMB~!!! COACH YO~! COLE Oh my! Did I--Did I just see that!? Did Tha Puerto Rican just give Todd Cortez…the Urban Assault!? COACH He did! He did! He did the Urban Assault on The Urban Legend! Now PRL is stealing moves from the guys he’s wrestling! COLE Tha Puerto Rican pulling a page out of Todd Cortez’s playbook with the Urban Assault! COACH He’s stealing! Just say it, Michael! PRL takes a moment to catch his breath after doing the Urban Assault. The crowd is going nuts! PRL then walks on over and makes the cover, hooking Cortez’s left leg. Earl Hebner counts. 1! 2! COLE Will it be enough!? LANDON MADDIX BREAKS UP THE PIN!!!! COLE We’ll never know as Landon Maddix interrupted the count! COACH FINALLY…Landon Maddix…HAS COME BACK…TO THE MATCH! Landon Maddix starts stomping on Tha Puerto Rican! COLE All three men are back in the ring! The match continues, and who knows who will win!? COACH Come on Landon! Come on Landon! Maddix continues stomping on PRL. He then yells at the fans, drawing more jeers from the thousands in attendance. The former OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion picks Tha Puerto Rican up. The crowd roots for PRL to come back into the match. Landon sneers at the crowd. He looks at Megan, who motions for him to continue his attack. Landon nods his head and smiles. Maddix taunts Tha Puerto Rican and then punches him in the face several times. PRL is now on spaghetti legs. As a "P.R.!" chant starts up again, Landon taunts PRL some more, smiles evilly, laughs manically, and then runs backwards into the ropes, bounces off of the ropes, charges forward…Tha Puerto Rican scoops Landon Maddix up onto his shoulders! COLE He could be going for a Samoan Drop here! However, Tha Puerto Rican holds onto Landon. He walks around the ring with Landon on his shoulders in a fireman’s carry position. COACH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP!? Tha Puerto Rican has a sly smile on his face as he parades Landon around the ring on his shoulders. Megan is confused about why PRL is doing this. COLE You don’t think… COACH No way. Landon struggles to escape, but is unable to. Instead, Tha Puerto Rican nods his head, smiles, and then throws Landon Maddix off of his shoulders…sending him right into his right knee! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE GO 2 SLEEP! COACH WHAT!? COLE GO 2 SLEEP ON LANDON MADDIX! COACH WHAT THE HELL!? The crowd (and Megan) are shocked by this! Landon lies on the mat covering his face in pain. Tha Puerto Rican throws up a "Killa B", and then drops down to his hands and knees. COACH HOW DARE HE STEAL LANDON MADDIX’S FINISHER! THAT IS A CRIME! THAT IS A CRIME! ARREST THAT MAN! ARREST THAT MAN! PRL covers Landon, hooking his left leg. COLE Is this it? Will PRL beat Landon Maddix with his own move!? COACH NO! 1... 2... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO! TODD CORTEZ STOPS THE PIN JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME!!!! COACH THANK YOU GOD! COLE Todd Cortez saving his stablemate right there! COACH Just like a good lackey should. Todd stomps on Tha Puerto Rican! He picks PRL up and punches him in the face a few times! Todd goes for a punch--BLOCKED! PRL fires off with a Rock-style punch to the temple! He does it a few more times! Punch, punch, punch, NOW KISS THAT LEFT~! Punch! Todd goes down! PRL then turns his attention back to Landon Maddix who is slowly starting to get up from the Go 2 Sleep. PRL helps Landon up. He punches Landon in the face a few times, and then whips him into the ropes--Landon reverses, Landon holds on. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix kicks Tha Puerto Rican in the stomach. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix grabs Tha Puerto Rican. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix applies a front facelock on Tha Puerto Rican. COLE What the--? Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix grabs Tha Puerto Rican’s long red tights. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix looks at the crowd with an evil smile on his face. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix jumps up… Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix jumps down DRILLING Tha Puerto Rican’s head onto the mat! COLE P.R. NIGHTMARE! COACH YES! YES! YES! P.R. NIGHTMARE! P.R. NIGHTMARE ON THA PUERTO RICAN! COLE A P.R. Nightmare from Landon Maddix on Tha Puerto Rican! COACH PAYBACK, PUERTO! PAYBACK! COLE Could this do it!? Could Landon Maddix become OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion again by using the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion’s finishing move!? COACH YES! YES! YES! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix covers Tha Puerto Rican, making sure to hook his left leg. 1... 2... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO! TODD CORTEZ STOPS THE PIN JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME!!!! COACH NOOOOOOOOOOOO! COLE Todd Cortez stopping the count after Landon Maddix used Tha Puerto Rican’s own P.R. Nightmare against The People’s Champion! COACH Well, turnabout’s fairplay! Tha Puerto Rican was using Landon Maddix’s Go 2 Sleep! He was getting what was coming to him! "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez grabs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix and takes him over to a turnbuckle corner where he proceeds to slam Landon’s face onto the top turnbuckle pad! He then starts punching him in the face repeatedly in the turnbuckle corner. COLE Landon Maddix and Todd Cortez, both men apart of Cucaracha Internacional, but they are not exactly the best of friends DESPITE being in the SAME group! COACH It’s jealousy. Pure and simple. COLE Yeah right. Cortez continues hitting Landon with right jabs to the face, weakening the self-proclaimed Saviour Of The OAOAST. The Urban Legend grabs Maddix by his long blonde locks and takes him into the ropes, where he proceeds to whip Landon into the opposite ropes--NO!--Landon reverses and kicks Todd right in the stomach! Landon then grabs Cortez and scoops him up onto his shoulders in a fireman’s carry position. The crowd groans. COLE Uh-oh. COACH OH YES! OH YES! OH YES! Todd quickly slips out of Landon’s grasp and lands back on his feet on the mat! He turns Landon around and kicks *him* right in the stomach! Cortez then grabs Landon and scoops him up onto his shoulders in a fireman’s carry position. The crowd cheers! COACH WHAT IS THIS!? Megan is panicking on the outside! The crowd is going nuts. Todd Cortez walks around the ring with Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix on his shoulders struggling to escape. COLE Look at this! COACH NOT AGAIN! "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez has a look of RAGE~! on his face! He walks around the ring with Landon on his shoulders in a fireman’s carry position. COLE He could be going for it! COACH UGH! Landon continues struggling to escape, but is unable to. Instead, "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez nods his head, lets out a primal scream, and then throws Landon Maddix off of his shoulders…sending him right into his right knee! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE GO 2 SLEEP! ON LANDON MADDIX! AGAIN! COACH OH MY GOD! COLE GO 2 SLEEP ON LANDON MADDIX! THIS TIME FROM TODD CORTEZ! COACH IT’S NOT FAIR! The crowd (and Megan) are shocked by this! Landon lies on the mat covering his face in pain. Again. COLE First PRL, now Todd Cortez both giving Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix the Go 2 Sleep! What the hell is this!? COACH THAT THUG! THAT MISCREANT! HE’S A LACKEY! HE’S A LACKEY! HE ALWAYS WAS AND HE ALWAYS WILL BE! COLE I guess Todd figured that if he can’t win with the Riot Act Plus, he might as well win using his ‘boss’ finishing move! COACH THAT THUG! I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING! "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez takes a deep breath. He then drops to his hands and knees and then crawls over to make the cover. Earl Hebner counts. Megan Skye is shaking her head "NO!" The crowd counts along. COACH NOT LIKE THIS! DON’T BEAT HIM THIS WAY! 1... 2... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO! THA PUERTO RICAN STOPS THE PIN JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME!!!! COLE And Tha Puerto Rican saving his Title right there! COACH Oh Thank you! Thank you P.R.! I will never say this again but thank you P.R.! Thank you P.R. for stopping the count! AH! Thank you! Some of the crowd is disappointed that that wasn’t the finish. PRL, Todd Cortez and Landon Maddix all lie on the mat. COACH How humiliating would that be? To lose thanks to your LACKEY using YOUR finishing manoeuvre!? A LACKEY for crying out loud! Not even a WRESTLER, but your LACKEY!? COLE Todd Cortez is the furthest thing from a lackey now and you know it! COACH It is who he really is. Why does he constantly keep on fighting it!? Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix slowly rolls out of the ring underneath the bottom rope. Tha Puerto Rican and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez slowly get up. Both men are sweating, breathing hard, and groggy now. Cortez grabs Tha Puerto Rican and goes for a punch--BLOCKED! Tha Puerto Rican hits "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez with a Rock-style punch to the temple! Another. And a third. Megan tends to Landon on the outside, while PRL sets Todd up in the ring. Pulling Todd into a standing headscissors, PRL elevates him up and over the back, trying to lock him in the Che Guevara Special. Cortez kicks his feet free though and escapes, pulling the World Champ down with a Backslide... 1... 2... Kickout by PRL, who instantly looks for a clothesline. Ducking the line, Todd gets PRL in a waistlock and looks for a German. Standing switch by Tha Puerto Rican, running Todd into the ropes and pulling him back with a roll-up... 1... 2... Kickout by Cortez. Tha Puerto Rican falls into the ropes but avoids going to the outside by grabbing the top rope. He quickly pulls himself back inside and again charges at Cortez with a clothesline... but Cortez has the same thing in mind and BOTH men connect with clotheslines at the same time! COLE Oh, both men go down! COACH Come on Landon, this is your chance! Landon is still down on the outside though and unable to capitalise. In the ring, both Cortez and PRL take advantage of the referee's count andstay down to the count of 5 before they begin to stir. Both start to climb to their feet at the same time. It's at this point where Megan finally gets Landon back up and revived. PRL and Cortez fight to their feet and instantly start fighting again, trading right hands. Maddix watches this and his face suddenly turns into a scowl as he fires up and slides back into the ring, fuming at having been hit with own finishing move twice in quick succession. He slides in, lets out a yell... and runs right into the right hand of Tha Puerto Rican! Away he staggers... into the right hand of Todd Cortez! Another punch from PRL! And another from Cortez! COLE Landon Maddix being turned into a human pinball here! Staggering from punch to punch, Landon is eventually hit so many times that he comes to a stop just trying to stay upright on his feet. Taking a look to each other, PRL and Cortez get the same idea at the same time and deliver stereo punches to La Cucaracha to knock him down! COLE PRL and Cortez doubling up, a little unconvential teamwork from two guys beating the hell out of each other only moments ago. COACH Which is completely unfair if you ask me. It's every man for himself, it's not supposed to happen like this! COLE If Landon had his way, it would have been two on one with him and Cortez doubling up on PRL. COACH Exactly! PRL and Cortez turn back to each other and resume their battle. PRL tries to catch Cortez napping by hooking under his armpit for the Latin Slam, but The Urban Legend elbows his way free. Grabbing the arm, Cortez then shoots Tha Puerto Rican off into a corner. Cortez follows in, but eats boot! With Cortez dazed, PRL runs the ropes and aims for The Urban Legend's head with a clothesline. Todd sees it coming and ducks underneath, only to wind up right in the path of Landon Maddix. With a boot, Landon sets Todd up for a DDT. Turning on his heels, PRL puts aside his miss and goes after Landon. But Maddix ducks the clothesline as well and grabs a hold of PRL while keeping a hold of Todd... *WHAM!* ...and falls back, delivering a DDT to Cortez and a Complete Shot to PRL at the same time!!! COACH BRILLIANT! COLE Maddix gets a two for the price of one'er, what a resourceful move! With both men down, Landon picks his poison and goes for the cover on Cortez to his left... 1... 2... NO! Landon immediately turns over on top of PRL! 1... 2... NO! Quickly climbing back up, Maddix stomps Cortez back down before running the ropes. Coming back, La Cucaracha springs up and delivers the double stomp to Cortez... and the back senton to PRL!! Not taking any chances, Landon then decides to cover BOTH men at the same time... 1... 2... DOUBLE KICKOUT! COLE Landon's going to struggle to keep two men down at the same time like that. COACH But he's keeping them down all the same. If PRL and Cortez want to turn this into handicap match, Landon'll take them both on at the same time, no problemo. COLE I think he'd be better served getting one of his two opponents isolated, personally. Back up, Landon heeds the advice as he picks up his stablemate Cortez and pitches him out of the ring. Dusting his hands with satisfaction, Landon then turns back to PRL... who is back up, surprising La Cucaracha with a double leg sweep and applying the SHARPSHOOTER!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE SHARPSHOOTER! Landon's idea backfired! COACH Landon's idea!? It was YOUR idea! This is your fault! PRL sits back with the hold as the roar of the crowd intensifies. Landon writhes around in pain but simultaneously wags his fingers around, not giving up just yet. Nodding his head, PRL encourages him to go ahead and tap. "TAP!" "TAP!" "TAP!" "TAP!" In a panic, Megan resorts to desperate tactics and actually helps Cortez to his feet on the outside! Much as Todd doesn't appreciate the help, he does appreciate why his former girlfriend is doing so. And he brushes past her to slide into the ring, bundling into the World Champion from behind to break the hold up! Some boos sound out as PRL ends up underneath the bottom rope holding the back of his head. Relieved, Megan mouths the words "thank you, thank you" to Cortez... ...who responds by kneeling down on Landon's upper back and applying THE HOOK UP!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH WHAT THE- COLE Submission hold by Todd Cortez now! Megan's thanks suddenly turns to fury as Landon again squeals out in pain from the submission predicament. He's quickly saved by PRL though, as he runs over and delivers a boot to the side of Todd's head. Away rolls Todd, while PRL takes a rest against the ropes and Landon finally finds some relief from all the submissions. COLE These three men are putting it all out there in pursuit of the World Heavyweight Championship, here in your main event of School's Out 2008. And as in most triple threat matches, we're seeing the struggle to not only get one opponent down for a pinfall or submission, but to get the other out of the way for long enough so as not to break it up. Having gotten his breath back, Tha Puerto Rican goes back after Todd Cortez, picking him up and running him face-first into the turnbuckles! Down goes Todd in the corner. PRL delivers a couple of shaky leg kicks, then leaves Todd aside as he sees Landon getting back to his feet. The World Champion goes to pick him up, but Landon proves to be playing possum and springs up, hooking PR for the CUCARACHA CUTTE... NO! A shove in the back from PRL sends him into the ropes, caught on the way back and planted with a Spinebuster, dead centre of the ring, bringing the Albany crowd to it's feet! COACH No. Not this! Anything but this! COLE This capacity crowd can feel it! PRL removes his right elbow pad, spits on it, and throws it down onto Landon's face. He then does some weird hand signals before bouncing off the ropes, leaping over Landon, and then bounces off the opposite ropes... ...BEFORE GETTING MOWN DOWN WITH THE HOLLOW POOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNTT!!~!1!~!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE TODD CORTEZ FROM NOWHERE! We could have a new World Champion! As PRL ends up folded up over himself from the impact (Lol PUN!), Cortez first has to crawl over to where he landed, then push PRL over on his back before finally hooking the leg... 1... 2... 3- NO, LANDON RECOVERS TO MAKE THE SAVE!!! COLE No, so close! We were a half second away from crowning Todd Cortez as the World Heavyweight Champion! COACH That'll never happen, not so long as Landon has anything to say about it! With PRL out of the way, Maddix and Cortez renew their hostilities. Landon unloads with a series of forearm shots, until Todd catches him with a kick to the back of the knee. A kick to the thigh is followed by one to the chest and Landon goes down, rolling to his knees and offering the hand of friendship! COLE Gimme a break! Not falling for that one, Todd brings Landon up to his feet by the EARS! *SLAP!* [i]"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"[/i] COLE Landon HATES those chops! And with that shrill scream of his, sitting about ten feet from the ring, so do I! *SLAP!* [i]"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"[/i] In the middle of his latest shout, Landon finds the inner strength to go to the eyes on Cortez! Away staggers Todd, blinded, while Landon grimaces in pain and rubs at his beat red chest. Maddix then grabs Cortez for an irish whip. Reversal by Todd, but only to arms length as Landon reels him back in with a mule kick to the stomach. Reaching back, he hooks the head and runs for the turnbuckles, scaling the ropes one by one... but getting dumped over top before he can hit the Shiranui! Landing on his feet safely, Landon spins Cortez around and aims with a forearm. Underneath goes Todd, quickly turning around... ...and getting guided SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!! "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH Smart thinking from Landon! COLE And now, look at him stalk Cortez, just waiting for him to turn around. As Todd peels his shoulder away from the cold steel, Landon watches him intently. His eyes narrow as Todd falls to one knee. Landon waves Todd to his feet, all issues of being stablemates cast aside now. As Cortez comes his way, he pulls him back by the waistband of pants and turns him around. A knee to the ribs doubles Cortez up, allowing the scowling Landon to pull him into a standing headscissors. COLE Wait a minute. COACH Oh yes, do it! COLE Is Landon going for the Riot Act Plus!? COACH Yes! The ultimate poetic justice! Landon pauses for a second with Cortez seemingly at his mercy, wiping the hair from his eyes. COLE After all the times Cortez has cost Landon World Titles, World Title opportunities, with this very move. Is this going to be the move that ends Todd Cortez's World Title aspirations!? After his hair is just right, Landon reaches down and hooks his arms around Cortez's waist, setting... ...but suddenly, Tha Puerto Rican darts out in front of Landon... *SMACK!* "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" ...AND DECKS LA CUCARACHA WITH A SURPRISE SUPERKICK!!! COLE WHAM! LANDON IS OUT! COACH Damn, that would have been so perfect if not for PRL. Story of this whole damn year! As Landon hits the deck, Cortez finds his way back to his feet. But he walks right into the arms of Tha Puerto Rican, getting scooped up off his feet and dropped down right beside Landon with a Spinebuster! Popping back up, Tha Puerto Rican jumps over to Cortez's head... then takes a look to his right, noticing Landon down as well. He raises an eyebrow, as he removes his remaining elbowpad and throws it down to the canvas. He kicks Cortez's arm over his chest. Then, he kicks Landon's over his. COACH What? COLE On both of them!? Tha Puerto Rican takes a look around the crowd and does some weird hand signals before bouncing off the ropes. He leaps over Cortez, then leaps over Landon, before bouncing off the opposite ropes. Up and over Landon he goes again, coming to a stop between the perrenially feuding stablemates... ....AND DROPPING DOWN WITH BOTH ELBOWS!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE DOUBLE Puerto Rico Elbows! PRL sits up, nursing his ribs, trying to decide who to cover first. COLE The World Champion has got his pick of the challengers here. COACH This is why they should have worked together. PRL eventually makes the cover, on Landon Maddix... 1... 2... MEGAN SKYE CLIMBS ONTO THE APRON!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Oh come on! That would have been three! COACH Prove it. Standing up off of the cover, PRL throws his arms in frustration as the referee tries to get the steel chair weilding Megan off the apron and back to ringside. She drops the chair into the ring but continues to reminstrate with the ref. COLE Megan Skye just saved Landon from defeat, no doubt. COACH She'd better quit while she's ahead though. We know Tha Puerto Rican has no qualms about hitting women! Just ask Lindsay Gonzalez! COLE Well, she deserved it. COACH Wow. You heard him folks, 'she deserved it', the address to write in with your complaints is... Tha Puerto Rican walks over towards Megan, who stands her ground, keeping an eye over the ref's shoulder waiting for Landon to get back up. Unfortunately, it's not Landon getting up though. It's Todd Cortez. But although it's not who Megan wanted, he does read Megan's plan as he picks up the steel chair! COACH Yes! Go ahead, do it! COLE No disqualifications, Coach. COACH ...crap. Do it, then hit yourself in the head! COLE You realise they can't hear you, yes? COACH I don't care, I'm caught up in the moment! With the chair in hand, Cortez suddenly has what seems like second thoughts as he weighs up whether to hit PRL or not. Megan doesn't realise that though and jumps to the floor. PRL warns her to keep her nose out of the match from now on, before turning around, blissfully unaware of what awaits him... ...CHAIRSHOT... ...DUCKED!! COLE No, he misses! Dropping the chair, Cortez turns around and gets caught with a boot to the gut. Grabbing a front facelock, PRL sets Cortez up as he grabs onto Todd's pants ready to lift. COLE Here we go, P.R NIGHTMARE! COACH NO! Tha Puerto Rican gets a good grip on Cortez before he finally elevates him off the canvas... ...but as he does so, Landon Maddix sneaks into view. COLE Wait a second... With Cortez on the way up and a split second away from being driven into the canvas, Landon rushes over. PRL doesn't notice him coming until it's too late, and couldn't do much about him anyway with Todd in his arms. Jumping onto the World Champion's back, Landon elevates his knees up into the back... ...and as PRL delivers the P.R NIGHTMARE to Todd Cortez, as intended... ...instead of landing back-first on the canvas, HE LANDS ACROSS LANDON'S KNEES WITH THE LUNGBLOWER!!!!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COACH YES! Expert timing! COLE PRL got the P.R Nightmare, but Maddix hit the Lungblower on him at the same time! Cortez goes rolling away on impact, PRL going the other way with his back arched in pain. Eyes lighting up, Landon glances around and scrambles over to The Urban Legend while the Albany crowd jeer wildly. COLE Maddix, ever the opportunist, he's gonna steal this from right under PR's nose!! Cover by Landon... 1... 2... 3- NO, FOOT ON THE ROPES!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Oh man, Cortez BARELY got that foot out. Not sure if that was great ring positioning or just a lot of luck. COACH Obviously, the latter. Frustrated with his stablemate's resiliance, Landon picks Cortez up, far enough to dump him over the bottom rope to the arena floor with a satisfying thud. Landon then turns back to PRL, finding himself one on one with the World Champion now. COACH Now we're getting somewhere! COLE Landon has Cortez out of the way and PRL is hurt. La Cucaracha may be closing in on his second World Title... four if you count SWF gold! With PRL still nursing his back, Landon stands over him and tells the crowd it's over. They typically respond with boos. Smirking, Landon reaches down and grabs Tha Puerto Rican by the head. Humiliatingly, he slaps PRL across the face a couple of times, yelling "you wanna use my move, huh?" as he picks him back up to his feet. With a finger pointed in the face Maddix then gives Tha Puerto Rican some last words, before scooping him up onto his shoulders, into the fireman's carry! COACH Time for Tha Puerto Rican to Go 2 Sleep! Maddix turns away from the ropes, but his confident look turns to one of fear as he starts to feel PRL squirming around in an attempt to escape his clutches. Shaking his head, Landon refuses to let PR go. But the World Champion has his back against the wall and fires away with a succession of elbows to the side of the head! Three, four, five connect! Landon is wobbly... and he loses hold of PRL! COLE Not yet it's not! COACH Come on Landon, recover! Landing on his feet, Tha Puerto Rican grabs Maddix by the shoulder and spins him around... KICK! *WHAM!* CAPPA KILLA... ...NO!! Maddix pushes PRL away! Heading towards the turnbuckles, in the nick of time Tha Puerto Rican throws up his hands and blocks himself. He then turns around, fists clenched... *CRACK!* "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" ...AND GETS LAID OUT WITH A CHAIRSHOT!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COLE Oh no, not like this! COACH You said it yourself, no disqualifications! COLE Yeah, but... NOT LIKE THIS! With a satisfied smile, Landon tosses the chair aside, dusts his hands and drops down with the cover... 1... 2... 3 NO, TWO, TWO!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE NO! THA PUERTO RICAN KICKS OUT! THIS ONE IS NOT OVER! COACH say wat? COLE PRL worked too damn long and too damn hard to lose the OAOAST World Championship like this, Coach! Landon cusses out the referee before storming back to his feet, grabbing the steel chair again. Angrily he slams it against the mat, before screaming at PRL to get back up again. Woozy, the World Champion blinks as he tries to focus his brain again after that mind scrambling chairshot. "P - R - L!" "P - R - L!" "P - R - L!" "P - R - L!" Mouthing off to PRL, Maddix slams the chair against the mat again. COACH He's teeing up. COLE One more shot and it could be lights out for Tha Puerto Rican! Slowly the World Champion stirs and starts to get to his feet. Out of the line of Landon's sight meanwhile, Todd Cortez is pulling himself up to the apron with similar troubles to Tha Puerto Rican. Landon's eyes are focused on PRL though and he waits, as PRL finally starts to get to his feet. COACH Here it comes! PRL's head is gonna fly further than that seventy yarder David Beckham scored this weekend! PRL staggers to his feet with the help of the ropes. Shaking out the cobwebs, he pushes himself off the ropes and Landon rears back... ...just as Todd Cortez leaps to the top rope and springboards towards him... *CRACK!* "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" LANDON SPOTS CORTEZ OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE AND SWATS HIM OUT OF THE AIR WITH A CHAIRSHOT!!!!!! COACH Going, going, going... *CRACK!* BUT AS LANDON TURNS AROUND, PRL LEAPS UP AND KICKS THE CHAIR RIGHT BACK INTO HIS FACE!!!! "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE GONE!! VAN DAMINATOR!!! COACH AAHHHH! COLE Landon took his eye off the ball and it cost him dearly!! The Albany crowd goes wild as Maddix goes rolling right the way under the bottom rope and out of the ring, at the feet of a horrified Megan Skye. She kneels down and tries to revive her man. But it's clear, he is KTFO! Back in the ring meanwhile, PRL turns his attentions to Todd Cortez. Having taken the chair in the body on the way down and bounced his head off the mat on landing, he's holding virtually every part of his upperbody as he staggers back to his feet. Waiting on him, Tha Puerto Rican stoops down into a crouched position. COLE That leaves just Tha Puerto Rican and The Urban Legend! COACH Do something Megan! Cortez is dazed and walks right into PRL. A kick doubles him up, The World Champion hooking the head, hooking up the tights and lifting... *WHAM!* "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"" COLE A SECOND P.R NIGHTMARE! Rolling Cortez's body over, PRL reaches back and hooks a leg, Megan only able to watch in despair with Landon still not moving... 1... 2... 3!!!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" COLE THA PUERTO RICAN... IS STILL... CHAMPION! *DINGDINGDING!* PRL rolls off of Cortez and checks his own forehead for blood after the chairshot he took not too long ago. No sign of any, not that he'd care either way as his hand is raised in victory. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match... and STILL the OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... THA PPPPUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRTTOOOOOOOO... RRRIIIIIIIIIIICCAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE And what a match he had to survive to be so! COACH Ah, damn you Todd Cortez! I knew he'd screw this up for Landon! COLE You are so negative. Collecting the World Title belt, PRL scales the middle turnbuckle and raises the belt over his head in one arm with the Albany crowd on their feet to salute him. PRL smells the electricity, before stepping down and scaling a second set of turnbuckles. On the outside, a groggy Landon Maddix sits and looks up at PRL overhead, unable to believe what's happened. Taking a look down at him, Tha Puerto Rican smiles and Landon starts to throw a fit, before going groggy and having to be calmed down by Megan. COLE Tha Puerto Rican has survived his first test as OAOAST World Champion. One hell of a match from these three competitors and the road ahead may only get tougher for PRL, but he has proven he's a worthy World Champion tonight. As PRL comes off the turnbuckles he stops over Todd Cortez. Looking down at him for a few seconds, he then scales another setof turnbuckles while The Urban Legend is checked on by the referee. Landon is carted away by Megan meanwhile, looking on mournfully at the World Champion's celebrations in the ring. COLE This has been another rollercoaster Pay Per View ride here in Albany. Tha Puerto Rican has passed his first test as World Champion with flying colours. Our next Pay Per View extravaganza will be next month in Minneapolis for The Great Angle Bash! We'll see you first this Friday night, live on TSM on HeldDOWN~! From The Coach, I'm Michael Cole signing off from School's Out 2008 with Tha Puerto Rican... TOP OF THE CLASS! COACH Awful! Tha Puerto Rican continues to lap up his victory and parade the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title belt, as we... FADE OUT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
