Tony149 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2008 Atop the world famous interview stage we find OAOAST Original TONY BRANNIGAN. BRANNIGAN Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, and a worldwide television audience, please welcome… BARON WINDELS! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The music of Fall Out Boy hits and the Lone Star Gunslinger marches out pumping his fist and slapping hands. COLE As Baron Windels heads to the podium, let’s revisit the final moments of the hotly contested bout this past Sunday at School’s Out between Leon Rodez and Mr. Dick where Baron Windels made his shocking return. [b][color="#FF8C00"]Courtesy:[/color] [color="#9932CC"]School’s Out[/color] Encore presentation all this week[/b] [quote]…Malaysia’s created a distraction so Mr. Dick can grab the WHIP she left behind in the far corner. Jock wraps it around his fist and slowly begins to creep up on Rodez. Then a loud ROAR, as BARON WINDELS enters through the crowd and serves up a BRIGHAM YOUNG COCKTAIL DDT on his former partner![/quote] COACH What a lousy week it’s been for Texas, Cole. First Mr. Dick is robbed out of a sure W, and then George W. gets slammed by his former press secretary, and the Spurs get robbed at the end of their game by a bald headed little referee with an ax to grind! As we return live, Baron’s back is facing the camera, his arms raised. He turns and shakes Tony’s hand before the interview gets underway. BRANNIGAN Baron Windels, the last time we saw you on this program you and partner Jock Mulligan were guests on Abdullah Nerdly’s House of Worship. Little did anyone know that would mark the end of a very successful tag team… [color="#0000FF"][b][size=3]OAOAST BACKTRACKER[/b][/size][/color] [color="#FF8C00"]Courtesy:[/color] [color="#008080"][font="Impact"]House of Worship[/font][/color] [b]6 Weeks Ago[/b] [quote]BANDIT KICK levels Baron Windels. Restrained by Abdullah, Melody watches as Jock taunts her and Baron, and then HURLS BARON THROUGH THE STAINED GLASS WINDOW!!![/quote] BRANNIGAN …as Jock nailed you with a CHEAPSHOT and then THREW you into a stain glass window. BARON (laughs) I learned two things that night, Tony. I can’t fly and I can’t die. And what didn’t kill me only made me stronger because I’m back feeling better than ever and looking for revenge on Jock Mulligan, or Mr. Dick as he likes to call himself now. While I still don’t understand why Jock would throw away years of friendship over a quote taken out of context, it’s clear to me he’s been dying to be “the man” for an awfully long time. What did he say some weeks back? There’s no “I” in team but there is in “Dick”? At least we agree on one thing, he is a DICK! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" BARON I regarded that man like a brother, but it’s not uncommon to see brothers fight or have a falling out in the family, and Jock’s had a falling out with the family that is the fans, Melody and I. Now it’s up to me to beat some sense back into him, something I plan on doing in 4 weeks time because the match has been signed for Sunday night, June 29 at the Great Angle Bash. It’s going to be you and me one on one, Jock. No surprises this time around. You’re gonna have to face me like a MAN! Come June 29 at the Bash, Jock, I will be your judge, jury and executioner. And you can bet your bottom dollar justice will be served. "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" BRANNIGAN Baron, you and I have devoted much of this time to Jock Mulligan, but there was a third member of the Lone Star Gunslingers, that being Melody Nerdly. My question to you is, have you spoken to her since your reemergence at School’s Out and will she be in your corner for the big grudge match with “Mr. Dick” Jock Mulligan at the Great Angle Bash? BARON Melody and I are good friends, Ton’. We’ve remained in constant contact since I’ve been out licking my wounds. But as you know she’s a bit occupied with other matters at the moment. If she ain’t there by my side physically, she will be spiritually. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The crowd reacts to the arrival of MR. DICK and a herd of OAOAST officials. Seething mad, the cock of the walk doesn’t want to wait until the GAB to face his former partner, and Baron Windels is eager to meet his demand but not OAOAST officials who keep the pair separated. COACH Look at Baron Windels hiding behind all those officials. He knows he can’t handle The Dick. COLE Give me a break. If there’s anybody who can handle The Dick, it’s the man who knows him the best, Baron Windels. What a battle it’s going to be at the Great Angle Bash! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
