Tony149 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2008 (edited) Even though the show will probably be posed tomorrow, I'm getting this out of the way now just in case the worse happens tonight. You know what I mean Patty. Also, Patty Rule in effect. So if you or KC want to add/change anything... We SWOOP~ over to Michael Cole and The Coach seated at Sofa Central looking all serious. COLE In case you’re just tuning in, ladies and gentlemen, earlier in the evening OAOAST big wig Anglesault issued an apology… COACH What, are you looking for a raise? How else could you call [I]that[/I] an apology? COLE You heard him apologize to the fans. COACH The fans aren’t the ones he should be apologizing to. It’s Teddy Moneymaker. COLE Be that as it may, I understand Theodore Moneymaker has gathered together members of the press for a live press conference about to be held in the media room of this beautiful facility. Let’s go there now. Hands held to the sky, his face beet red and dripping sweat, we see ABDULLAH NERDLY wrapping up what appears to have been a long opening prayer. Speaking Arabic nobody can understand what Moneymaker’s spiritual counselor is saying, but he does receive a standing ovation at the conclusion from some of the dignitaries in the room. Such notables include the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew, the Last Kings of Scotland and Vinny Valentine, all of whom Abdullah blesses with the flick of his Koran. SWEET LUCIUS PRAISE BE AND SHIT! Abdullah raises his fist to his fellow brother. Then our feature presentation begins as CPA escorts THE ENTERPRISE inside. Attention whores, Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard pose for photographers until Christian Wright straightens their asses out by ordering them to take their places on one side as he, Mackie and CPA take theirs on the other. In between them is a CLEAN SHAVEN Theodore Moneymaker, sporting a bandage on the very cheek Anglesault slapped at SO. MONEYMAKER Ladies and gentlemen of the press, thank you for coming out this evening. As you know, an unfortunate incident occurred this past Sunday in front of a worldwide pay-per-view audience at School’s Out between myself and Anglesault. Mr. ‘Sault was a guest on the popular talk segment House of Worship, sacred grounds to many, when he began to insult yours truly. Unable to stomach anymore I decided to confront this bully and stand up for those incapable of doing so in fear of repercussion. Face to face with the devil himself, I attempted to engage in an open and honest debate about various issues plaguing this great company. The biggest of which being the belief held by many that Anglesault has abused his power. Regrettably, Mr. ‘Sault didn’t wish to address the concern of his employees and instead resorted to more verbal and ultimately physical abuse. As some of you may notice, I stand before you this evening clean shaven. My trademark beard the causality of a slap to the face. This egregious act of violence resulting in close to 50 stitches and causing irreparable harm to not only myself but my entire Enterprise as well. It’s to be expected from a fellow co-worker in the heat of battle, but your superior? Shame on you Anglesault. Shame on you. Despicable as though his behavior was, it pales in comparison to his “apology” earlier tonight. Now I’m a grown man, so I can let slide the fact he failed to apologize to me directly. I cannot, however, stand by and watch him disrespect the OAOAST in which he did, the very institution that made him the household name that he is. His ego and sheer arrogance in regard to this matter shows a real disconnect between Mr. ‘Sault, this company and reality. Therefore, I publicly call on the OAOAST Board of Directors to take action against this tyrant. Look at it like this: that man’s career wouldn’t be the only one you’re saving. BWAHAHAHAHA!! Cracking his knuckles, CPA shoots lasers at reporters. MONEYMAKER Any questions? (looking around) You? No? All right then, thank you for your time. Teddy receives a round of applause from the usual suspects -- his Enterprise and the heels in attendance. Edited May 30, 2008 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
