HD: Maggie vs. Melody vs. Malaysia

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The following three-way contest is set for one fall... and is for the OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP!

 

COLE

Another OAOAST first! Not two, but THREE sisters in competition!

 

"Wild Side" by Motley Crue plays out first and the intimidating figure of Malaysia marches out through the entrance way. She wields her cat 'o nine tails with a sinister look on her face, a look directed at one side of the aisleway which shuts up at least part of the booing crowd.

 

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Introducing the challengers. First, hailing from Edmonton, Alberta Canada... MMMMAAAAALLLAAAAYYYYYSSSIIIIIAAAAAAAA... NNEEEEERRRRRRDDLLLLLLYYYYYY!!

 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

 

Malaysia scales the steps and enters the ring, giving the same unnerving look to referee Charles Robinson which makes him think twice very quickly about checking her for concealed weapons.

 

COLE

The ultimate combination of beauty and beatdowns. And the hot favourite here tonight.

 

As Robinson cautiously takes the whip away from Malaysia, "Thriller" by Fallout Boy is cued up to bring out the second challenger. Much unlike her more intimidating sister, Melody has a look of worry on her face as she steps out. Melody is warmed somewhat by the response of the crowd as she waves their way. Unfortunately, there aren't enough of those fans standing between her and her glaring sister.

 

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Challenger number two. Hailing from Edmonton, Alberta Canada... the 2007 Manager Of The Year... MMMMEEEELLLLOOOOOOOODDYYYYYY... NNEEEEEERRRRRRRDDLLLLLLYYYYYY!!

 

"YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

 

COLE

This all started with Melody and Maggie, a dispute over Maggie's boyfriend Leon Rodez. Now, they must both face the big blast from their past Malaysia. I'm pretty sure this isn't what either of them bargained for.

 

COACH

And where is Leon now?

 

COLE

Well, he had a hard match earlier on...

 

COACH

Against Conquistador Uno!? Get the hell out! Go on! Get! Leon just ain't concerned if it ain't about the booty. Truth.

 

Melody nervously enters the ring, underneath the intimidating frame of Malaysia who sends Mel retreating into a corner and relying on the referee to back her sister up.

 

Green and gold lights suddenly begin to flash at the sight of the entry way, while pillars of smoke spring forth from around the chaotic illumination. "Crushcrushcrush" by Paramore begins to play as Maggie Nerdly skips out from the back and flashes the famous Nerdly RAWK~! Hand signal to the adoring crowd, before showing off the Women's Championship around her waist. As she makes her way down the ramp she slaps hands with the eager fans, reserving a quick flash of the evil eyes towards Melody.

 

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And, from Edmonton, Alberta Canada... she is the host of the Afterparty on OAOAST.com and the reigning OAOAST Women's Champion of the World... MMMAAAAAAAGGIIIIIIEEEEEEE... NNEEEEEERRRDDLLLLYYYYYYY!!!

 

"YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

 

COACH

Poor Maggie. We've got one sister getting super close to her brother, she ends up doing something about it, now here comes another sister looking to beat them both up and take her title! Talk about a relationship with emotional baggage.

 

As soon as the Women's Champion slides into the ring, she's confronted by Melody who's ready to pick up where things left off at School's Out! Unfortunately, so is Malaysia. Charging across the ring, she aims a double clothesline at her two sisters...

 

 

...but they collectively duck and Malaysia goes tumbling through the ropes and out to the floor!!

 

"YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

 

COLE

Well, that's one way to take Malaysia out of the equation!

 

 

*DINGDINGDING!*

 

With Malaysia down and the match officially underway, Maggie and Melody launch right into each other with the now familiar Nerdly Hairlock! Both try to pull each other's locks out by the roots until the Women's Champion remembers this is a wrestling match and not a fight, slipping behind Melody and pulling her down in a Backslide!

 

 

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No!

 

An unprepared Melody is slow getting to her feet, allowing Maggie time to reposition and take her back down with a schoolgirl...

 

 

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No!

 

Again Melody's natural lack of grace leaves her open, Maggie this time applying a front facelock and looking for a submission.

 

COLE

Neither of these women is what you'd call a 'skilled technician' in the ring. Maggie at least has a handful of matches under her belt since she first started chasing the Women's Title. Melody meanwhile, you could probably count her in-ring appearances on one hand.

 

COACH

Of course, Malaysia's only had one OAOAST match so far. But that was a crushing defeat of Jade Rodez. And as the likes of Officer Bosley and Leon Rodez will attest to, she's here to do more than stand around and manage or stand around and interview people. She's here to kick ass and dish out pain!

 

Finally escaping the facelock with some jabs into the midsection, Melody delivers a boot to the gut on Maggie and sets her up for an irish whip. Maggie reverses, but puts her head down early. Melody has enough presence of mind to stop, grab her sister by her hair and sling her forward face-first into the canvas! Holding her face, Maggie is then crushed with a body splash and covered...

 

 

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Shoulder out at two!

 

Melody naively turns to the referee and complains about the count, going against all her managerial expertise. Had she been on the outside looking in, she might have predicted the punch to the stomach from the prone Maggie before it happened. Reaching up, Maggie pulls Melody over and mounts her, grabbing her boyfriend's 'good friend' by the hair and SLAMMING her head into the mat repeatedly!

 

 

In the midst of this, our cameras backstage show us Leon Rodez, watching this and cringing from the nearest monitor.

 

 

Back in the arena meanwhile, Maggie has had enough of playing basketball with her sister's head and pulls her to her feet. However, Melody stuns the Champion with a knee and hooks the head, leaping up planting her with the BRIGHAM YOUNG COCKTAIL DDT!!

 

"YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!"

 

COLE

Oh my! A page out of Baron Windels' playbook, we could have a new Champion right here!

 

Melody turns Maggie over and hooks the leg...

 

 

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NO!!

 

Holding her head in her hands, Melody can't believe her luck.

 

COLE

Melody has managed World Tag Team Champions, can she become a World Champion herself here tonight?

 

Pulling Maggie up again, Melody decides to go for the Brigham Young Cocktail again...

 

 

 

 

...but makes the mistake of going to the well once too often! Her poor ring positioning allows Maggie to grab the top rope and Melody ends up bouncing her own head off the mat!

 

"OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

 

Pin attempt by Maggie...

 

 

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No!

 

Pulling Melody away from the ropes, Maggie attempts to RICK ROLL her... but Melody is FAR too computer savvy to fall for that 'serving' and rolls out of the way!

 

COLE

These two young sister, tearing each other apart in pursuit of the Women's Title.

 

COACH

But more-so, the pursuit to impress Leon, let's be honest.

 

Slowly, both Maggie and Melody pull themselves back up. By this point, they're weary enough and have taken enough knocks to use each other to help themselves to their feet. But as soon as they're up, the assistance and for the matter the wrestling goes out of the window, as they just start scrapping! Predictably, the Wilkes-Barre fans like this development and cheer them on. But as Maggie and Melody slap away at each other, suddenly the shadow of Malaysia Nerdly looms back over them! And before they can think of moving, she lays them both out with a double clothesline!

 

"OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

 

COLE

This is not good.

 

Malaysia stomps around her sisters for a second, still angry about her spill to the floor. Grabbing Melody, she scoops her up and slams her back down to the canvas! Maggie then gets the same treatment! Away rolls Melody, not used to taking such punishment.

 

COLE

This is why she's the ultimate combination of beauty and beatdowns!

 

Picking herself up in the corner, Maggie's hopes of a reprieve are squashed, literally, thanks to a charging shoulder from Malaysia. By the hair, Malaysia drags her little sister out into the middle of the ring, where she delivers an effortless Sidewalk Slam!

 

 

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Maggie kicks out!

 

Angrily, Malaysia turns Maggie over and FISHOOKS HER!

 

"ONE!"

"TWO!"

"THREE!"

"FOUR!"

"FI..."

 

Break on five from the smirking Malaysia.

 

COLE

Malaysia enjoys dishing out punishment, even to her own sisters. I just hope she's not getting the same kind of enjoyment out of it she clearly did with Jade Rodez last week. That'd just be wrong.

 

COACH

Or, would it be soo right?

 

COLE

It would be wrong. And so would you be for watching it.

 

COACH

Oh yes I would.

 

Crouching down, Malaysia reaches back ready to apply the Inverted Boston Crab which has inflicted so much damage in the past week! Seeing it coming, into action springs Melody. She hits the ropes in front of Malaysia and leaps at her with a flying bodypress... CAUGHT! Melody soon regrets her heroics, as she's thrown across the ring with a Fallaway Slam!!

 

COACH

DAMN! At this rate, Leon ain't gonna have no girlfriends!

 

The distraction at least allows Maggie to recover, rolling over and kicking her feet up into Malaysia's midsection. Back she goes a couple of steps. Maggie quickly gets back to her feet and as Malaysia approaches...

 

 

 

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

 

 

...she unleashes an ear-piercing scream...

 

 

 

 

...but her SCREMO tactics have NO effect. Infact, it seems like Malaysia might even be enjoying it! Referee Robinson sticks his fingers in his ears until Maggie's vocal chords finally crack, Malaysia waiting until that moment until grabbing Maggie by the throat, backing towards the ropes AND HURLING HER OVER THE TOP TO THE FLOOR!!!

 

"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

 

Poor Maggie bumps off the apron and hits the arena floor hard.

 

COLE

What sheer POWER!

 

COACH

Yeah, ain't nobody gonna stop Malaysia, it's official.

 

With the Women's Champion out of the way, Malaysia re-focuses on her other sister and picks her back up to her feet. Melody is already on unsteady legs as it is, but the ultimate combination of beauty and beatdowns has something in mind for her yet. Gripping her by the shoulders, she forces Melody towards the corner and starts bumping her back against the turnbuckles until her body goes completely limp and referee Robinson jumps in to her rescue! Malaysia gives him a cold stare as Melody falls sadly to her knees.

 

COLE

Malaysia is just having her way here! Utter dominance.

 

With that same unnerving smile on her face, Malaysia now reaches down and gutwrenches Melody. She deadlifts her to her knees and then up over her right shoulder with absolute ease. Malaysia carries Melody in the overhead backbreaker into the centre of the ring where she'd probably get a submission. But instead, she has other ideas...

 

 

 

 

...AND SITS OUT WITH A PILEDRIVER!!!!

 

"OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

 

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COACH

OH SNAP~!

 

COLE

MELODY NERDLY, RIGHT ON HER HEAD! GOOD HEAVENS!

 

The crowd seem to be in collective shock, so too Charles Robinson who takes a second to react to Malaysia's lateral press...

 

 

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3!!!

 

*DINGDINGDING!*

 

COACH

We got a new Women's Champion!

 

Over the stunned silence of the fans fires up "Wild Side", Malaysia standing over her lifeless sister and motioning for the belt. Robinson duly obliges before he ends up on the recieving end of any of the same.

 

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Your winner of the match... and the NEEEWWW OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPION... MMMAAAAALLLAAAAAYYYYYSSSIIIIIIAAAAAAA... NNEEEEERRRRDDLLLLLLLYYYYY!!!

 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

 

Malaysia takes the Women's Title and raises it over her head, placing one foot on the chest of Melody as she does so. Referee Robinson quickly motions her away and drops to a knee to check on Melody. Malaysia meanwhile turns to the crowd with the belt still overhead... while down the ramp comes LEON RODEZ, looking concerned as he slides into the ring.

 

COLE

Malaysia Nerdly has dominated her way to the Women's Title. She's made an instant impact in the OAOAST and using her sister Melody's head, made one hell of an impact on the base of our ring... what an incredible, dangerous move that was!

 

COACH

Like I said, there's nobody gonna stop Malaysia. Nobody.

 

As the new Women's Champ heads off with her title, Leon and Robinson continue to check on Melody's condition. Sat on the floor watching all of this is Maggie, holding her back and seeing Malaysia parading to the back with the Women's Title and her boyfriend attending to her sister. And, perhaps understandably, she storms off in a rage.

 

COLE

Things are getting no easier in the Nerdly family, that's for sure.