Tony149 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2008 [i][size=4][color="#FF0000"][b]HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT![/b][/color][/size][/i] Kurt Cobain’s vocals boom through the loud speakers as Holly-Wood and Colonel Abdullah Nerdly lead out Synth and Logan, both rocking the angel wings that have gotten OAOAST legal a call or two from Victoria’s Secrets’ lawyers. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being led down the aisle by HOLLY-WOOD… COLONEL ABULLAH NERDLY presents the GREATEST rock 'n' wrestling band of AAAAALLLL-time… THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY RRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCKKEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSS! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” As the Heavenly Rockers loosen up, Abdullah says a special prayer asking for strength and protection from evil for his band of rockers. The arena then becomes one giant laser light show as "Like The Angels" by Rise Against hits to a thunderous ovation, welcoming the heavily popular teenybopper tag team of MARV and MEL whose passion for skateboarding is second only to their passion for Christ. BUFFER And their opponents, hailing from Laguna Beach, California... total combined weight 370 pounds, the only identical tag team in the sport today… MARV and MEL... THE CHRIST AIR EEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXPPRRRRRREEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The smoke machine in full force, MARV and MEL leap through a thick cloud that’s engulfed the entranceway and head down the aisle showing off those pearly white smiles. The guys slap hands and pose with female admirers to buy time as Michael Cole gives us a brief history lesson. COLE What a match-up this should be as there’s no love lost here. Let’s take you back to Anglepalooza where we pick up action moments following the elimination of Synth Abdul-Jabbar. What happened next still has the Christ Air Express fired up. COACH They ought to quit crying over spilled milk. [color="#0000FF"][b][size=3]OAOAST BACKTRACKER[/b][/size][/color] [b][color="#FF0000"]Anglepalooza 2008[/color] [color="#FF8C00"]Courtesy: OAOAST Home Entertainment[/color][/b] [quote]As Melody makes the point that Synth should take a walk, that gets Holly all riled up as well, causing the girls to go face to face! COACH See, this is why managers are supposed to be in the backsta... Suddenly, the still raging Synth spots Holly and Melody being held apart by the referee and runs over, GRABBING MELODY BY THE HAIR AND YELLING RIGHT INTO HER FACE!!!! COLE HEY! HEY, COME ON NOW! The referees try and pleads with Synth let Melody go, still holding him by the hair. Neither Jock or Baron are in any position to see what's going on or do anything about it... as Synth places her in a front facelock, threatening to DDT her on the floor! "THREE!" COLE Don't do this Synth, come on! "TWO!" "ONE!" *BBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!* "Like The Angels" fires up and MARV of The Christ Air Express bursts through the curtain. Already getting a head of steam up on his way to the ring, MARV suddenly breaks into a full sprint as he sees his sister in danger, Synth backing up down the aisle towards the exposed concrete in the aisle... and THANKFULLY getting clattered to the ground by MARV before he can follow through with his threats! COLE Thank god for MARV! MARV goes crazy on Synth, clubbing away at him as things continue to spill out of control on the outside. Beaten against the guardrail, Synth reaches out and headbutts MARV in the gut to buy himself time to get away. MARV rushes right after him though, chasing The Synthmestier around the ring![/quote] COACH The footage proves Melody was at fault, Cole. She had a bout of ringside rage. All Synth tried to do was protect Holly. COLE By physically manhandling a woman?! Give me a break. Unlike the rest of us, MARV and MEL don’t need to be refreshed on their history with Synth and Logan. They HURL THEIR JACKETS at the Heavenly Rockers and pounce on them. "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" * DINGDINGDING * The sound of the bell means the match is officially underway, though the action has already begun. Whipped into the ropes both Heavenly Rockers are the recipients of back body drops, and then are clotheslined over the top to the floor. Flat on their backs in a world of hurt, the Heavenly Rockers find themselves in more pain, blues and agony after MARV and MEL crash down onto them with a pair of SLINGSHOT CROSS BODY SPLASHES!! MEL rolls Synth inside and takes to the air. “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! COLE Oh, look at this. He‘s got him. What an upset this would be. ONE… TWO… THR-- NO!! Holly and Abdullah yank MEL outside. The tough guy that he is Abdullah HIDES behind Holly as MEL confronts them. The Angel of Death isn’t intimidated though. Part of which can be attributed to her being a tough cookie, the other because her husband Logan Usher Mann shoots up the rear and delivers a DOUBLE AXE HANDLE SMASH to an unsuspecting MEL! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” As the referee keeps MARV at bay, Logan drops MEL throat-first on the guardrail and proceeds to put the boots to him with help from Holly and Abdullah. COACH You know what they say, Cole. A family that plays together stays together. The Macho MACHO Mann accepts the tag and suplexes MEL inside, making the cover afterwards. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Logan stomps MEL some more, verbally insulting him in the process. A quick Irish whip leads to a back elbow, and then a meeting between MEL’s face and Synth’s boot. Once again the legal man, Synth Abdul-Jabber slams MEL near the corner and goes up to the middle rope. COLE Uh-oh. MEL in big trouble here. We all know what’s coming up next. In high spirits this evening, Synth entertains the crowd with a little air guitar before dropping the SKYHOOK ELBOW… "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" …ON NOTHING BUT CANVAS! COACH The lights were on but nobody was home, Cole. COLE Serves Synth right for wasting all that time showboating. MEL turns onto his stomach pumping his fist and stomping his foot on the mat to energize himself and the crowd, brother MARV encouraging him on. Lolly and Colonel Abdullah aren’t as positive towards Synth, all screaming at him to make the tag, perhaps feeling the match slipping away. Synth reaches out and tags Logan, who grabs MEL by the foot and brings him up to his feet, spinning him around for a WICKED LEFT-- NO, MEL ANSWERS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK AND THE TAG! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Pumping his fists wildly MARV goes BONKERS on Logan. Staggered by a series of blows Logan is easily whipped into the ropes and flipped onto his back. REVERSE DIVING HEADBUTT finds its mark and the cover is made. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! MARV rams Logan into the buckle and hammers away from the second rope. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... Hearing footsteps MARV surprises Synth with a MOONSAULT and goes to town on him! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Suddenly CPA appears on the scene, TOSSING LOGAN OVER THE TOP ROPE AND THRUSTING HIS BOOT INTO THE FACE OF MARV! * DINGDINGDING * COLE No, not again! MEL attacks from the air, but he’s swatted away like a fly, then planted in the center of the ring courtesy of the HR BLOCKBUSTER (DOMINATOR)! COACH Message sent and received. :lol: COLE Get this guy out of here. And let’s do the same ourselves. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match as result of a DQ.... THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS. CPA is escorted backstage by OAOAST officials as we go to break or whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
