Tony149 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2008 BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit. Currently in the ring, from Alaska, weighing 190 pounds… THE ESKIMO KID! Dressed like an Eskimo, the Kid waves at the crowd, receiving tons of support from children in the audience. [i]My dick cost a late-night fee Your dick got the HIV My dick plays on the double feature screen Your dick went straight to DVD My dick: bigger than a bridge Your dick look like a little kid's My dick: large like the Chargers, the whole team Your shit look like you're 14[/i] [b][color="#808000"]Showered by golden pyro[/color][/b], “Mr. Dick” Jock Mulligan hears it from the crowd as he poses onstage alongside Women’s Champ Malaysia. BUFFER His opponent, accompanied by the NEW OAOAST WOMEN’S CHAMPION, the ultimate combination of beauty and beatdowns, MALAYSIA NERDLY! From San Antonio, Texas, 238 pounds… MR. DICK! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” As he reaches the ringside area, Jock becomes incensed after a GROUP OF KIDS from the Make-A-Wish Foundation pat him on his arm/shoulder. Upon realizing who they are he changes his tune and acts friendly, no different than when heels visit our fighting men and women overseas. Except Jock is a dick and CHEWS THE KIDS OUT WHILE MALAYSIA CRACKS HER WHIP! COACH :lol: COLE Why that no good dirty rotten son of a… How can you laugh at that, Coach? It’s despicable. Mr. Dick rubs out the rest of his frustrations on the Eskimo Kid, beating him senseless before raking the laces of his boot across the Kid’s face. Temporarily blinded, the Eskimo Kid’s rammed into the buckle and pummeled in the corner. Whipped to the far corner he’s then splashed and nailed with a running kick to the face! COACH You talk about impact. [I]That’s[/I] impact. A STIFF KICK to follow a BITE OF MY GIANT DICK. Jock’s giant dick not mine, although mine’s big too. I’m a brother. COLE And Baron Windels used to view Jock Mulligan as a brother. He’s standing by right now with these pre-recorded comments. Jock poses and taunts fans as the logo swoops in and settles in the upper left hand corner of the screen. Baron standing tall in front of a cloudy grey backdrop. [quote]BARON How’d you like your surprise at School’s Out, Jock? Bet it wasn’t too fun being attacked from behind. Now you know how I felt. But I’m not here to brag, partner. I’m here to help. Help you get back on the straight and narrow. They say time heals all wounds. While I’ll never forget, I can forgive you. Right now you’re driving on the wrong side of the road and there’s a mac truck with me behind the wheel set to collide with you Sunday night, June 29 at the Great Angle Bash. You took a wrong turn, man, but it’s still light out so you have time to find your way back. Like I said last week, I’m fully prepared to beat some sense back into you.[/quote] COACH Baron’s got it all wrong, Cole. Jock’s the one who’s gonna to beat some sense into him, not the other way around. COLE We’ll find out in 3 weeks time at the Great Angle Bash. Mr. Dick scoops the Eskimo Kid across his shoulders and drops him down onto both knees, knocking the wind out of him. COLE THE COCK BLOCK! ONE… TWO… THREE! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here is your winner… “MR. DICK“ JOCK MULLIGAN! The music plays and the replay airs. Then a special on-screen message. [color="#FF8C00"][b]LIVE NEXT WEEK[/b][/color] [img=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/reeltalk.jpg] [b][color="#FF8C00"]GUESTS[/color] [color="#808000"]MR. DICK & MALAYSIA[/color][/b] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
