The One And Only Hhhaters Thread

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Once again, Raynor makes me a smarter person by default with that info about N3CRON. I thank you Chris. You increased my IQ by a point. I'm eternally greatful.

 

And now, my post that has come from the "Wrestler you hate with a passion" post, and who better to hate then THE GAME-UH???

 

"Right now, I absolutely hate HHH, because he is a fucking selfish bastard who would do ANYTHING to get his own ass over, but then make sure he jobs in the meaningless tag matches (see: Post-injury Undertaker as well). HHH should have nothing to do with anybody right now. He had a good run in 2000 and up until his injury, but he has put on too much weight and watered-down muscle to be worth shit now-a-days. RVD is going to get nothing and like it, because HHH is THE GAME-UH, and HE-UH makes EVERYBODY-UH, LOOK-UH BAD-UH, because they aren't HHH-UH. He fucking sucks and he loves backstage politics so much, he should fucking pick a political party and run for governer or something. He is SHIT, and he can't even have a good match with Ric F'n Flair. If somebody wants to argue this, go ahead, but until HHH can fucking carry a guy like Crash Holly to a *** match like Ric Flair could, then we are all in a lot of trouble when it comes down to the "future of wrestling." HHH needs to retire. Undertaker needs to retire. Hogan needs to retire. Flair can retire whenever he wants to, because he carried VINCE F'N MCMAHON to a *** match at 53 years old. HHH will probably be dead by 53, since he's worked his body down to Scott Steiner like levels.

 

And on the subject of old people, gimme Flair vs. Genichiro Tenryu, the 51 year old former AJPW Triple Crown champion right now, and I'll be hard pressed to see two geriatrics work so hard to get each other over, and albeit better than 90% of all the workers in the WWE right now.

 

Other people I could stand to not see are The Outsiders, Scott Steiner, Stephanie McMahon, and the Hardyz, because they are done.

 

But HHH, I swear to all things holy and good. You are nothing, and you'll get no respect from me, and you'll like it. This isn't some "Oh, Scott Keith, King of Smarks, hates HHH, so I should, too." crap. Your matches with Chris Jericho were hurrendous, and it was because your fucking ego told you to push Jericho down to the point where he isn't even CONTENDING for that title anymore. He's stuck in the midcard wrestling pointless matches like that tag match I just watched. You consistently push down everybody to make you feel like you are on top. I'd fire you if I ever had the chance. Fuck everything you have done since you've returned. I hope you're happy with what you have accomplished, because a lot of it turned out to be a bunch of bullshit."

 

-EL DANDY~!, just about five minutes ago.

[Guest Perfect Plex]

"RVD heel kicks the belt back into Triple H's face and then goes up top for the Five Star 1-2-3!"

 

Now shut.

 

The fuck.

 

Up.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

"Screw Chris Jericho!!!!"

 

Several months later...

 

"Screw Rob Van Dam!!!! Chris, go make me a sammich!!"

 

Seriously, you can't expect a single job in a tag match(which you know means he gets it back at Unforgiven) to both redeem him and make the HHHaters shut up. He's still dominating the show and taking up too much time with too much garbage. At least when he was on Smackdown, it was limited a little because Vinnie Mac needed his face time also.

 

Last night, Mr. Levesque:

 

1. was HANDED a World Title

2. was part of the segments at the beginning, middle, and ending of the show

3. wasn't entertaining in any of them

4. continued to make Jericho look like nothing

5. used the same finish as he seemingly does every match

 

Sorry, I'm not experienced in HHHating so my points might not be that solid, but the last two weeks have really soured me on this person.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Perfect Plex]

"Seriously, you can't expect a single job in a tag match(which you know means he gets it back at Unforgiven) to both redeem him and make the HHHaters shut up."

 

Well damn it, I can dream.

 

"Last night, Mr. Levesque:

 

1. was HANDED a World Title"

 

Which makes him look like a weak mega-heel's pet and not the God he supposedly books himself as. It was pointed out last night, MANY times, that HHH in no way earned it. So where does the making himself look like God part come in?

 

"2. was part of the segments at the beginning, middle, and ending of the show"

 

Granted, but for the people who haven't declared holy war on him for no legitimate reason, this really isn't that bothersome. I find it hard to believe that someone on this board has just recently had their first experience with seeing one wrestler several times on the same program.

 

"3. wasn't entertaining in any of them"

 

The opinion of someone who most likely had formed it long before the show aired.

 

"4. continued to make Jericho look like nothing"

 

Yes, poor downtrodden Jericho and his main event with Ric Flair (a legend), RVD (the biggest face on Raw) and even Trips himself. Remind me, when exactly did "burying" come to mean this?

 

"5. used the same finish as he seemingly does every match"

 

Holy shit, a wrestler finishing a match with his...finishing move? I'll alert the media.

 

"Sorry, I'm not experienced in HHHating so my points might not be that solid, but the last two weeks have really soured me on this person."

 

Yeah, I have that effect on people. Its called an unpopular opinion.

 

EDIT: Incidentally it is in no way my intention to pick a fight with you. Your Kylie sig has brought me a great deal of (CENSORED: TOO MUCH INFORMATION) on cold winter nights.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I honestly give people a chance to entertain me, and it does take sometimes odd things to entertain me, granted. I'd love watching a trainwreck of a show as much as a Wrestlemania XVII calibre show. Wait, I take that last part back, but it still doesn't take much to entertain me. Trips just seems like a bland tweener to me right now. MAKE ME HATE YOU FOR KAYFABE PURPOSES, TRIPS!!!

 

The finish I'm referring to is the "ref is distracted, Trips lowblows his opponent, Pedigree" finish.

 

I think my biggest qualm is just that when he's on there, he just isn't entertaining me at all. I don't care about workrate, pyschology, crowd heat, none of that. I just care about if I'm interested enough to not change the channel, case in point: every T&A fest that makes me want to scream with frustration.

 

I don't consider myself a smark. I'm just a guy who happens to know a lot about the history and backstage workings(or at least those that leak out). I occasionally make conclusions based on these backstage things, but only if they affect the product. I don't care about locker room harmony as long as it doesn't make me bored. I don't mind Trips and Steph together(despite my overpowering envy), but considering she's the head writer, it sounds like a conflict of interest. I never like the idea of certain wrestlers having the ear of the writers or bookers beyond simple ideas for their character or a promo or something.

 

Maybe I'm finally growing cynical. Maybe this is some weird form of smarkdom that relates to how much I want to be a mark.

 

As I said, I'm new to this cynicism stuff as it relates to wrestling, so I'm not that great with saying bad things, meaning my points are usually flimsy and poorly thought out. Hopefully the product will improve to where I won't need to hone these skills.

 

Sometimes I hate knowing all the non-kayfabe stuff in the back of my mind.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: Believe me, I expected to get shown by someone. Glad you appreciate KYLIE~! as well.

[Guest Perfect Plex]

I see where you're coming from. I too consider myself not much more than a smarter-than-average mark. A Smark? Probably not. My main pet peeve IS the cynicism you speak of, and how much of it there is on this board. I love this board, I come as often as I can, but it frustrates and saddens me to see that people really hate the WWE...THIS much. I'll be the first to admit things have been bleak this year. Its almost as bad as '96, true. But I mean, come on guys. Its wrestling. Its WRESTLING. You love wrestling. You know it. I do too. I just wish people were a little more positive. This board seems to be 99 percent what was wrong with this week's shows, and 1 percent what they did right. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe HHH really is the devil, and holding down all the Smart Mark Darlings. 100 years from now, it won't make the slightest difference, so just sit back and enjoy it like we all have for many years now. That said, this IS the NHB folder, and I think my three minutes are up, so I'll stop with the Rodney King speech and be on my way.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Optimism rules!!!

 

(thumbs up, crowd pops)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

I'm too bored of HHH now to say anything beyond:

 

If anyone thinks RVD has a chance in hell of beating HHH at the PPV they should seek immediate medical assitance.

[Guest BigTim2002]

Agreed, and right now, if HHH lets RVD go over at Unforgiven, let it be known that hell would have indeed frozen over, and I would be sitting on it, sprinkling salt over Satan himself.

[Guest *Slaps Pants, Big Boot*]

I'm with all of you, that big-nosed bastard should pass the torch to young up and comers like RVD and Test.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh dear... not again.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest *Slaps Pants, Big Boot*]

Not what again?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I think it's TestKick, APO thinks it's Smarkzone.

 

We should start a game show called "Guess The Troll".

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Let him stick around for a while, I want to see Anglesault and Angle-Plex eat his brains.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Testkick WAS Smarkzone. Also, he was SlowChemical6 and HossSauce. Anyways, he's as good as banned now.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Testkick WAS Smarkzone. Also, he was SlowChemical6 and HossSauce. Anyways, he's as good as banned now.

Oh, that explains that then. Sorry dude, I wasn't aware that he was all of those people.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Hey, it's no problem, Zach. And Kotzen, sorry I banned him before you got to see AS and AP tear into him... heh.

[Guest alfdogg]

ALL those identities were SmarkZone???

 

What a LOSER!

 

And why was Perfect Plex banned?

[Guest alfdogg]

Nevermind, I just stumbled upon the "FUCK AVRIL" thread.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

ALL those identities were SmarkZone???

 

What a LOSER!

 

And why was Perfect Plex banned?

Here's something else for ya to chew on... Smarkzone also had one more username before Dames did away with him for good and that "Kurt Angle is a God", who I banned just as soon as he posted once in the WWE folder.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Didn't BretHart4ever just claim to be the Smarkzones? Or was he just joking? It couldn't have been Guy Stokes, that was Davy McWavy or something, right?

 

So confused.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

I think he meant that RAZORxEdge was Smarkzone, Smarky.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Gotcha.

[Guest Kool]

AFLAC!